Weisheiten mit Sandor

- Always tie your shoelaces when taking a shit!

- Never buy a Dodge caravan!

- Get a chainsaw to have a big fire all day!

- Burn your rubbish, so no animals come!

- Don't sleep in a tent with the clothing you cooked in!

- Always have tools and spare parts for your car!

- Nuke them all!

- Always have a firestarter kit with you!

- Always have a camera and binoculars for UFO's, when you watch the stars!

- Respect women!

- Led zeppelin is the best band!

- Feed the homeless!

- It's your choice to be offended!

- If you buy a Toyota, make sure it's made in japan!

- COSCO PARTY PACK!

- Don't ruin my story!

- Buy a boat, even if you don't know how to sail it!

- YouTube will teach you everything!

- If you piss off a moose, hide behind a tree!

- A man can only dream!

- Fuck the system!

- All good chinamen are dead chinamen!

- True story, I'm not lying!

- All my friends are dead, but better them than me!

- Sandor is always right, he knows best!Read more