Travellers' Wisdom

I like to present a nice collection of things I have heared on my travels so far.
I hope you enjoy as much as I did 😉

"Don't drink tapwater in Europe! They add chloroform - it will kill you!" - a girl from Turkey

"Germany is not a production country. Therefore you can't learn things about logistics and production processes in german universities. To learn this, you have to go abroad!" - a guy from Germany

"A minium wage of 8,50€ is too less. Just think of the people who only work 1 hour per week - how can they survive?" - a guy from Brasil

"In Europe it is not possible to make savings, because you earn little and living costs are too high! The europeans spend all their money for living." - a girl from Brasil

"I don't order desserts in Restaurants. I have the feeling they are no experts in this field." - a girl from Germany

"Oh wow - this movie shows 2nd world war. That means...America fought against whom?" - a girl from Austria (stated proudly that she just passed her A-Levels in Austria)

"I think, germans hate to smile! They are in a bad mood always. Btw - where are you from?" A grumpy girl from China

"It's awesome - you don't tip in Europe! They just don't want the extra money." - a girl from USA

"Which kind of blood the Sangria is made of? The pigs or the cows?" - a guy from USA (Remark: "Sangre" means "blood" in spanish...actually it should be obvious, that the name "Sangria" describes the drinks colour,not its ingredients)Read more