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  • ‘Cause we Can Can Can ☀️🍷🏨💃🏼

    June 23, 2022 in England ⋅ ⛅ 23 °C

    Slept in this morning and went across the road to Starbucks for a leisurely breakfast. We packed our bags and rolled across to Maidavale Marriot Hotel for a ‘Staycation’ treat 🍾

    We purchased the package where we get free drinks 🍹 & nibbles from 530 to 830 and complimentary coffees & non alcoholic throughout the day. We have full access to the gym, pool and saunas which I spent a couple of hours making use of this afternoon. (Not the gym 🤫).

    It has been so relaxing 😎 just to chill out and enjoy the luxurious atmosphere. I’d say we both deserve it after all the planning, activities & sightseeing.

    The only downside is that we are surrounded by foghorn American 🇺🇸 folk 🫤👎🏻

    Everything else is lovely 🥰

    6.30pm UPDATE! We are at the complimentary nibbles guess what? It’s hideous! I cannot tell a lie:

    Bags of crisps
    Green salad
    Chicken 🐔 nuggets (dry)
    Samosas (dry)
    Black Forest cake

    The yanks are loving 🥰 it and DEMANDING more! We are drinking as much wine 🍷 as is humanly possible to block it (and them) out!
    🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
    🤨🤨🤨
    🤣🤣🤣
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    One of the cranky yankies demanded lemon cake because “…I can’t eat chocolate 🍫 cake 🍰…”
    Fucking wanker! 👎🏻

    So. Richard & I looked at each other and said: let’s get outta here and go see a musical 🎵 🎭

    Within 10 minutes we had purchased great seats for MOULIN ROUGE, ran for the tube 🚇 and was at the Piccadilly Theatre 🎭 in the heart ❤️ of London in 15 minutes!

    …Because we CAN, CAN, CAN!

    💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
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