The one with the hilarious golf cart

Headed out to Dermot's home course today, Newlands Golf Club. I snagged Dermot's push cart so Donny, Dermot, & John all got power push carts from the pro shop. Donny kindly offered to swap with me but I was all set up so away we went.

A few holes in, as we were putting out on the green, we hear Donny's cart tip over backward and lay there with the wheels spinning. Then they stopped. Then they started again. He picks it up--must be a random glitch--and off we go.

Off we go on a most hilarious round of golf as Donny's possessed cart took off from a complete standstill at randomly inopportune moments, generally just as he was right in the middle of his golf shot, causing him to sprint to catch it before it crashed into a bunker or tree.

My watch said we walked 6.5 miles but Donny got in some extra cardio.

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