Burpengary

Arrived at Titan Caravans at 11.30am, to collect our flash new rig. The caravan wasn't ready. Quite deliberately, not ready.

Apparently they wanted more money up front, if they were going to get it registered, swap the tow hitch over, fit the water filters, fit and install a smart TV and the DC - DC charger, ready for me to collect today - as we had agreed.

Cue my best resting bitch face, a massive eye roll and my patient, slow voice, reserved for morons: "Have you heard of the telephone? Jolly useful tool, for asking people things."

When presented with the choice of having to find us pet friendly accommodation for the night, or getting all of those things fitted within 4hrs, they chose the latter.

So Dick and I, along with 24 chicken nuggets, are hanging at the dog park down the road, waiting for the Titanic Morons to do their job.

At least Dick's happy.Read more