The Incident of The PissSeptember 1 in Australia
Sitting next to the DUNGEON MASTER in the quiet carriage, one of our fellow travellers had AN INCIDENT of the PUNGENT variety. Babe and I were evacuees 5 and 6 from the vicinity. Now in the Noisy carriage (ie creche) because we have learned: "Quiet" Carriage. means...
... "Quietly pissing yourself" Carriage. Clean up on aisle five thanks Donna.
It's an auspicious start.