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- Oct 5, 2024, 6:00 AM
- ⛅ 17 °C
- Altitude: 340 m
TurkmenistanLesopitomnik37°53’55” N 58°17’59” E
Early morning tour of Ashgabat

We slept well on the night train from Mary, which was a good thing, because we were met straight off the train by a new guide and without stopping (clearly toilets, eating and drinking are for the weak) were taken on a 6 hour sightseeing tour of Ashgabat.
We were probably most excited about seeing Ashgabat, which has been developed as a monument to the stupendous ego and astonishingly bad judgement of its former President Niyazov. He wanted to restore, build and immortalise the Turkmen spirit, which he started by writing the Ruhnama, a sort of part-propaganda part-lyric poem to the Turkmen people, and then by reconstructing the whole of Ashgabat (which was mostly destroyed in a huge earthquake in 1948) out of marble and gold.
So it would have been a bit overwhelming and disorientating even if we weren't sleep deprived, but we started by driving through town before sunrise, and Ashgabat loves lighting everything up in neon, so we got the full spectacle of that. Ashgabat is mostly monuments, most of which don't have any purpose, so that took a while to drive around, including various ones which are in the middle of nowhere out on the outskirts of the city (with some quite impressive views), with a number of large statues, and then yet more in town. They even turn most of the government buildings into monuments too: the Ministry for Education is shaped like a huge book; the Ministry of Foreign Affairs has a big globe in it. Why not! They're all constructed under dodgy contracts with mostly French contractors, though, and if you look too closely the marble tiles are falling off. It doesn't matter, they're mostly designed to be seen from space.
We even got to go on the Ferris Wheel, the largest indoor one in the world, even though we turned up at 8am: they turned it on especially for us and initially we could see why people don't build indoor ferris wheels very often (the glass is really dirty and there's a huge frame in the way) though you do get some attractive framing through one of their most loved and repeated symbols of the eight-pointed star. You see this, and the motif of the 5 tribes which is on the flag and every Turkmen carpet, everywhere.
One thing Ashgabat does not have is a traffic problem, and we did most of this tour speeding around on completely empty roads and wandering around empty monuments. Not too surprising at 6am but even by 11am there was barely anyone around.
Notable credits of ridiculousness go to the huge statue of the book of the Ruhnama, which used to open and sing (doesn't any more); the Arch of Neutrality, which has a statue of Niyazov on the top which used to turn to face the sun (again, that just seems to be a step too far for the current president); and the gold statue of the current President's dog.
Finally into the Soviet part of the city, which isn't home to quite as many ridiculous marble monuments but isn't doing too badly for itself: the Azadi Mosque, which is a copy of the Blue Mosque in Istanbul and was a present from the government; Lenin's statue, where obviously he's standing on a carpet; and finally to the only normal part of the tour, the market, where we bought a large amount of pickles.
Finally to our hotel, for a well earned nap.Read more
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For anyone else trying to figure out the map, Turkmenistan is in black, the Caspian sea is in blue and the surrounding territories are in beige.
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Ministry of Health Care and Medical Industry of Turkmenistan