June 2015
  • Day2

    Education, education, education

    June 3, 2015 in the United Kingdom ⋅ ⛅ 14 °C

    As it turns out some of my sheep are at university. Why they feel the need to leave home to get an education is not clear to me. I am perfectly capable of teaching them all the necessities of life, in fact they are almost completely trained. The only thing left to teach them is not to wander off. They don't seem to get it. I'll have to try harder.
    I tried that education malarkey once, reading books and going to school. I only went once or twice and I think the picture below shows how much interest I had in books. But to each their own I suppose.
    Plan for summer is to get the sheep playing that American Football thing again. Now that is what they should be doing with their lives.
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  • Day1

    Little Bo Peep

    June 2, 2015 in the United Kingdom ⋅ ⛅ 12 °C

    This weekend has been very upsetting. I have lost another one of my sheep. He was a very good sheep who let me take him on very long walks. He will be missed. I only have 3 sheep left now but I'm being told one will return to me very soon. I look forward to the day all my flock return to me. Until then my schedule will remain the same. I believe I have finally achieved the correct way to distribute my time so that the proportions of sleeping, eating and playing are perfect, but only time will tell.Read more