Back to Southampton
February 21 in England ⋅ ☁️ 10 °C
A very wet final sail away from Zeebrugge, and a bit of roll on the ship as we sailed through the English Channel. One last dinner in the lovely Olive Grove, a few episodes of Ru Paul, and thenRead more
Á la Becasse
February 20 in Belgium ⋅ ☁️ 8 °C
We tried to grab a metro back to the centre, which was a mission to try and pay for, and then as we trekked back to the platform I fell down the final step and whacked my knee off a nobbled tile.
InRead more
Natural History and the EU Parliament
February 20 in Belgium ⋅ ☁️ 6 °C
Up earlier than is reasonable on a holiday this morning, so we could grab breakfast before our bus to Brussels. The guide on the bus was knowledgeable but not hugely engaging. We briefly stopped atRead more
Koozie Proverij, Rotterdam
February 19 in the Netherlands ⋅ ☁️ 3 °C
Back in Rotterdam, we decided to venture back to the Koozie Proverij cafe from yesterday as they stocked Noordt Brewery beers and we didn't get to try them yesterday. And we got to try them all! ARead more
Kinderdijk Windmills
February 19 in the Netherlands ⋅ 🌧 2 °C
Some picturesque shots of the Kinderdijk Windmills as we passed by on the waterbus...! There's a windmill in every shot 🤣
Nobel's Brood
February 19 in the Netherlands ⋅ ❄️ 2 °C
In an attempt to get warm and out of the increasingly sleety weather, coffee beckoned. Nobel's Brood sits in the medieval streets next to the Grote Kerke, so we pulled up a high chair in the backroom.Read more
Dordrecht
February 19 in the Netherlands ⋅ ❄️ 1 °C
We awoke today to big, chunky snow falling over Rotterdam. Thankfully, the wind and temperature was not as cutting as it has been as we crossed Erasmusbrug to the Waterbus stop. The Waterbus took usRead more
A brewery tour of Rotterdam
February 18 in the Netherlands ⋅ 🌬 2 °C
Heading back out into Rotterdam, we identified some of the best spots for a beer and planned a route. We started at Proeflokaal Reijngoud, De Gele Kanarie Cafe, and finally Bokaal, trying their ownRead more
A morning stroll in Rotterdam
February 18 in the Netherlands ⋅ ☁️ 2 °C
After Hamburg, we spent a day at sea doing very little in the best sense - we watched a lot of on demand TV and chilled out in the cabin. By the end of the day though, the wind has picked up and theRead more
Lüneburg
February 16 in Germany ⋅ ☁️ -3 °C
A ship-run excursion to Lüneburg for the morning, with the most eccentric guide ever. She's really interesting and knowledgeable, but you tune out for 10 seconds and then have bugger all idea what'sRead more
Hamburg Port
February 16 in Germany ⋅ ☁️ -4 °C
Arriving under cover of darkness, we hadn't realised we were ported for the first time in a different bit of Hamburg - typically we've ported on the south, so it's handy for once to be ported north,Read more
Relaxing at Sea
February 15 in Germany ⋅ 🌬 -1 °C
The first of two sea days was hampered by the horrible cough I'd caught in the last week of school (which sounds like a fork in a washing machine, according to Ben!). That said, it didn't keep us fromRead more
Into the Channel
February 14 in England ⋅ ☁️ 6 °C
Our cabin on the Iona is on Deck 16, just a few cabins back from the bridge. It made for a breath-stealing start, as we don't use lifts on cruise ships (something at least to try and stave off theRead more
A traditional start
February 14 in England ⋅ ⛅ 6 °C
We'd be forewarned by P&O that there were roadworks on the way down, so we set out early. A good job we did - the engine splash plate on my car had come loose with all the roadworks and potholesRead more
Homeward bound
December 29, 2025 in England ⋅ ⛅ 3 °C
After a leisurely day at sea spent drinking, playing crib, and eating, we hit port in Southampton. We spent almost the whole of yesterday making the laziest approach ever through the English Channel,Read more
Kaapse Brewery
December 27, 2025 in the Netherlands ⋅ ☁️ 4 °C
Grabbing a tram back to the heart of Rotterdam, we stopped at the "Santa Claus" statue, which looks rather more risqué than the supposed Santa holding a Christmas tree! I found a fabulous shopRead more
Delfshaven, Rotterdam
December 27, 2025 in the Netherlands ⋅ ☁️ 2 °C
The fog that rolled in over breakfast was incredible, transforming the clear Rotterdam skyline into nothing! So we decided on a more leisurely day today, and trammed across Rotterdam to historicRead more
Rotterdam
December 26, 2025 in the Netherlands ⋅ 🌙 1 °C
As dusk fell, we walked back through Rotterdam to the ship via the Cube Houses, the Markthal, and a beautiful sunset from the Erasmus Bridge. 24km walking, three cities, and only one beer...time for aRead more
Delft
December 26, 2025 in the Netherlands ⋅ ☀️ 2 °C
A quick diversion on the way back Amsterdam to see Delft, its canals, and its very wonky church. Alas the brouhuis was not open so we couldn't even have a beer to warm us up!
A cold morning in Amsterdam
December 26, 2025 in the Netherlands ⋅ ☀️ 1 °C
Rotterdam was a balmy -1° air temperature as we shivered our way through to the station as the sun came up. Amsterdam wasn't much warmer but the sun was out in a bright blue sky. We walked theRead more
Christmas at Sea
December 25, 2025 ⋅ 🌬 6 °C
A lazy Christmas day at sea, with a bucks fizz breakfast to start. A few games in Anderson's, a talk from The Governor about women in prison, a bit of cabin time, and a fabulous Christmas dinner. WeRead more
Oslo Sailway
December 24, 2025 in Norway ⋅ 🌙 -3 °C
A Christmas Eve sailaway from Oslo through the beautiful Oslofjord!
Holmenkollen, Oslo
December 24, 2025 in Norway ⋅ ☀️ -4 °C
A 40-ish minute walk from Frogseteren led us to Holmenkollen and the massive Olympic ski jump over Oslo. Passing along tree-lined footpaths, the Holmenkollen area gives stunning views down theRead more
Frognerseteren, Oslo
December 24, 2025 in Norway ⋅ ☀️ -4 °C
After a restaurant breakfast, we grabbed a metro up the hills of Oslo to Frognerseteren. A swift 35 minute journey saw us out of the city and surrounded by snow-covered trees overlooking theRead more
Oslo Rådhus and harbour
December 23, 2025 in Norway ⋅ ☁️ -1 °C
Walking towards the waterfront, the Oslo Rådhus was a surprising find. We came upon thr building from the west, and circled it to get to the impressive main facade. The courtyard contains 16 woodenRead more
The city of Oslo
December 23, 2025 in Norway ⋅ ☁️ -1 °C
We sailed north overnight from Copenhagen, through the Oslofjord to the Norweigan capital city. An early breakfast up in the Pennant Bar meant we could watch the sail in as the dawn broke. Whilst weRead more




















































































































































































































