School visit Iquitos, Peru
March 9, 2023 ⋅ ☁️ 31 °C
Today we visited the school that our hosts' kids go to. It's a junior and middle school.
The kids visited the English class ( see Flo's blog), whilst I chatted with the headmaster, who had previouslyRead more
Swim with piranhas or fish them?
March 10, 2023 in Peru ⋅ 🌧 28 °C
Yesterday we discovered you can swim with piranhas without being eaten alive, unless you have a cut, then they might take children as starters and adults as the main course.
So Lennox had a cutRead more
14 hours on Amazon to Brazil & Colombia
March 10, 2023 in Peru ⋅ ☁️ 26 °C
There's a well-known comic song in Scotland about a guy who is a professional gambler on the Ballachulish ferry (Portree Kid). The joke is that the ferry distance is about 290m, about enough time forRead more
3 Border towns, two fines, one Barco
March 11, 2023 in Colombia ⋅ ☁️ 24 °C
Actually, the list is longer. This was today:
0:00 to 0715 Continuation ferry from Iquitos, arrival in Santa Rosa (Peru).
730-740 Small long Boat then touk touk to Peruvian passportRead more
4 days in a hammock
March 12, 2023 in Brazil ⋅ 🌩️ 24 °C
We are crossing the Amazon in a Barco. Its a boat for transporting cargo and people, but for the people there are no seats, instead on two levels you can hang a hammock from the roof, and thatRead more
Apocalyse Now, pink dolphins & stupid
March 13, 2023 in Brazil ⋅ ☁️ 28 °C
We are 50 hours into our 2nd Amazon boat ride. Today was much the same as yesterday till about 4pm.
I was up front next to the bridge, and I heard the skipper on the radio. Ahead, I could see a largeRead more
Lazy days in the jungle capital Manaus
March 15, 2023 in Brazil ⋅ ☁️ 29 °C
In the 4 days crossing the Amazon, the biggest town we encountered was Sao Sebastio (Amazonas), with a population of 11,697 plus some military police and a dumb drug smuggler. So, although we knewRead more
Jungle walk
March 16, 2023 in Brazil ⋅ ☁️ 29 °C
Today, we went for a walk in the jungle, 17,000 steps, or about 12km. Not that much, but at 30C and more than 85% humidity, it takes a lot more effort than normal.
I remember in Edinburgh and London,Read more
Rubber Opera
March 18, 2023 in Brazil ⋅ ⛅ 27 °C
Today, we had dinner at the square in front of the opera. Delicious fish and vegetables, and a happy hour for beer 🍺.
The opera was built in the boom times of rubber production, and today, it'sRead more
The girl(s) in Ipanema go walking + boys
March 20, 2023 in Brazil ⋅ ☀️ 30 °C
Have you ever had romantic moments where music was in the background? Or did a tune you easily recognise have a romantic feel for you?
If you answered yes to either, there is a good chance the musicRead more
Jesus is protected against an act of God
March 21, 2023 in Brazil ⋅ ☀️ 30 °C
... and acts of pigeons. Alongside sugar mountain and the famous beaches, the best known symbol of Rio is the very large statue of Jesus on a hilltop 550m above the city. So, like good tourists do weRead more
For once pure tourism
March 22, 2023 in Brazil ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C
In my posts I usually try to link what we do to something historical/political/unusual/ funny, but today I don't really have a story to tell, unless it's that we went to two of South America's topRead more
100,000km - Return to Colombia
March 23, 2023 in Colombia ⋅ ☁️ 19 °C
Today, we left Brazil and arrived in Colombia. Changed planes in Bogota, then on to Cartagena. Somewhere on the 1st leg, we passed the hundred thousand kilometres travelled. That is a fitting metaphorRead more
Unkown Caribbean
March 24, 2023 in Colombia ⋅ 🌬 30 °C
Europeans have pretty clear characatures of the Caribbean . Sun, sand, and blue sea, and that's pretty much right, but they usually only associate it with islands. And in that they are missingRead more
Sea, sick and a flying carpet
March 27, 2023 in Colombia ⋅ ⛅ 28 °C
We are on the coast of Colombia, about 100km West of Venezuela. A positive note, the chaos in Venezuela has bottomed out, and instead of millions leaving, a small trickle is going back.
We moved 5Read more
Beach bums at last
March 29, 2023 in Colombia ⋅ ⛅ 26 °C
Woohoo, after 3 days of misery due to gastro, Flo, Lola, Nora, and Oscar are finally out and about.
The bums are on the beach and in the water, whereby they go in twos into the surf, in order to beRead more
Bye Bye South America - hasta luego
March 31, 2023 in Panama ⋅ ☁️ 34 °C
We arrived in South America on January the 8th in Santiago ( day 157). Today, March 31st (day 239), we leave, but we are not going too far, just a short hop to Jamaica via Panama.
It's been 82 daysRead more
Our tortoise is called Marley...
April 1, 2023 in Jamaica ⋅ ⛅ 29 °C
... but for a while, we intended to call Oscar, Marley, but then we saw a documentary in which Bob Marley was clearly, shall we say politely, not a gentleman when it came to treating women. So aRead more
From conception to 7 years old
April 2, 2023 in Jamaica ⋅ ⛅ 27 °C
I am not a big fan of the beach*, but occasionally, there is a beach worth going to, and at 7-mile beach on Negril, Jamaica is certainty one of them. It's chilled, not too many people, good beer justRead more
243 or 2 out of 3
April 4, 2023 in Jamaica ⋅ ☀️ 29 °C
April 4th is my brother's 57th birthday. It's also this year special in a different way because it is day 243 of our tour, and that means we are at the 2/3 mark.
We've now been in all six continentsRead more
Take a running jump!
April 6, 2023 in Jamaica ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C
In English, saying "take a running jump" is about as bad as saying f*#k off. However, at the cliffs in Jamaica, where people jump or dive off, it's pretty good advice.
Of course, today, I am a 1stRead more
Kids & Pinky overjoyed to meet again
April 7, 2023 in Jamaica ⋅ ⛅ 29 °C
Pinky Dread may not be the most famous reggae star, but for all of us, he is very special since he is a genuine friend. He still plays at most large events in the West End of the Island, and he justRead more
Reflections on South America
April 8, 2023 in Jamaica ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C
Let me start with a simple statement that we all loved South America (SA). After that, it gets complicated. Since the beginning of the 20th century, it has been a land of promise, but for many, theRead more
Bono, Sting, Human League or Pinky?
April 10, 2023 in Jamaica ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C
When I was young, yes I was once, I was fanatical about music, and at 16, I used to sneak into Dundee University to see all sorts of bands, and later I would see bands at the Houchy Couchy club andRead more
Wet Prime Suspect In Transit
April 12, 2023 in the United States ⋅ 🌧 23 °C
Getting around the Caribbean is much more difficult than it looks. Glance at the map, and think that you can fly directly from Colombia to Jamaica or Jamaica to the Dominican Republic. Nope, without aRead more







































































































































































































TravelerYou said a loud amen! wowoweewow
Ezyianfor myself
TravelerDid the guy say why there are so many broken families there?
EzyianNo