Wild Queens in Italy

Want to know how to get pulled for security screening? Because I think I checked all the boxes.

1. Purchase a one-way ticket.
2. Change your seat assignment the night before your flight.
3. Try to understand rules that don't make sense and choose not to go talk to someone else about it because it still won't make sense.
4. Have odd things like jeweled pill cases containing your ibuprofen that set off security scanners.
5. Run hot when you're moving and cold when you're not so that you set off all the microwave scanners because of your layers at security.
6. Put your hair up with a hair stick instead of a scrunchie. (I actually skipped that one this time.)
7. Wear giant shoes (like hiking boots) so you don't have to take space in your luggage packing them.
8. Run out of money.
9. Change clothes at the airport.
10. After changing clothes, realize your boarding pass did not update with your new seat assignment and request printed boarding passes.

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