• Colin Young

It's Somewhere Near Dalrymple

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  • Trip start
    April 14, 2025

    Getting There

    April 14 in Scotland ⋅ ☁️ 8 °C

    It has been almost a year since I last put pen to pixel, and a bit like childbirth, the pain of the previous occasion has subsided and the mind now believes "that was nice, let's do it again!." And so, to paraphrase Shakespeare, "to blog or not to blog, that is the question". Or from the point of view of the target audience, it is more likely to be "to read or not to read ....."

    As you might have surmised, another family holiday beckons and the creative juices are (hopefully) stirring. Four nights in Ayrshire with Kevan, Laura and our 4 older grandchildren, Ben, Lucy, Maia and Isla (names appear in chronological order to avoid any suggestion of an expression of preference). It's hard to pin down exactly where we are staying and attempts to do so have included Dalyrimple, a wee bit inland from Ayr and somewhere near Maybole of electric brae fame (more of that later). Hailing from Dalkeith and heading for "somewhere near Dalrymple" I was musing that a lot of Scottish place names start with Dal and wondering about the meaning. According to Google (other search engines are available), 'Dal' comes from the Gaelic word 'dail' which translates as meadow or field. So the town where I live must originally have been built on Keith's field. I do hope he got a good price for it.

    Our home for the next 5 days is a large, 5-bedroomed farmhouse with a separate games room (pool, darts, table football and table tennis) located in a converted cow byre. The house is finished to a very high standard, so much so that almost every bed is made up with feather quilts and pillows. Sounds luxurious doesn't it, but it isn't ideal for someone with a feather allergy who forgot to phone ahead to inform our hosts. Some frantic post-midnight searching ensued and at the cost of wakening an already sleeping Lucy, I managed to find the only hypoallergenic quilt and hollow fibre pillow on the premises. Fortunately Lucy took her rude awakening in good spirits and Isla was happy to trade bedding with me.

    Day 1 of a holiday can be a bit of a non event for a would-be blogger, consisting mainly of logistics around getting packed / unpacked and getting there. It can also be a bit full on, hence the delay in posting (and writing to be completely honest with you) although I think I can revise the date of posting so no-one will notice. So with your permission, I will use the remaining bytes to document a very precious memory. You most likely already know I love rugby. I always have, ever since playing at school. I wasn't very good and I held onto my team place mainly because finding 15 boys in Bellshill Academy who actually wanted to play the game was a tough call. We would run out each Saturday morning with exactly 15 players (no substitutes) and on at least one occasion I remember us having to borrow the sub from our opponents so we could field a full team.

    The Six Nations Championship is my all-time favourite sporting event and every year I count the days till the first kick-off in early February. I have been to a number of Scotland games at Murrayfield, dating back to the days when you got to stand on the hill behind the posts, although being short in stature, my view of the game was often restricted to the up-and-unders or Garry Owens as they used to call the sky rocket kicks. Sadly the popularity of the men's tournament (or M6N as it is now called) has meant attending the home games now comes with a hefty price tag, so imagine my delight in discovering the W6N tournament in recent years. Not only do I get to watch twice the number of matches, but tickets are easily available and very affordable. So yesterday (or Sunday if you don't buy my date altering trick), I went with Lucy and Maia to watch our national team play Italy at Murryfield's Hive Stadium. As we stood together to sing our national anthem this proud grandpa might just have had a wee tear in his eye. No matter that we were defeated by a better side, it was a very entertaining match and an absolute joy to be sharing the experience with 2 of my favourite people in the world.
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  • The Coo Shed and Minecraft

    April 15 in Scotland ⋅ ☁️ 9 °C

    Laigh Balsarroch Farmhouse is described on  Sykes Cottages website as "a wonderful, detached abode proudly positioned on the outskirts of Dalrymple in East Ayrshire. Surrounded by countryside, this haven boasts two toasty woodburning stoves, ground-floor living, and a stylish open-plan design, making it a fabulous escape for families or groups of friends seeking tranquillity in Scotland. Outside, the rear patio offers a serene spot to enjoy the surrounding countryside views and bask in the calmness of this rural retreat". And they are not wrong! 

    And so we basked in that serene calmness all morning. Ben at the dining room table catching up with a lecture he had missed, Lucy and Maia studying at a table upstairs in the spacious hallway and Isla reading a book in the lounge. Laura and Kev were soaking and chatting in the hot tub and Jackie was baking cakes in the kitchen. And where were you, I hear you thinking? Well I was sitting in front of the second, unlit but potentially toasty woodburning stove, sweating over today's epistle, in the vain hope that someone may read my musings.

    The Coo Shed is a triumph of business marketing. Take the well tried business model of adding a restaurant to an established plant nursery, but give it a quirky name and put cow themed decor throughout, from the light fittings to the toilet door signs. Make sure the word unique appears in your first internet review, safe in the knowledge that all subsequent review sites will just copy and paste the existing information and there you have it.  What is essentially an average garden centre café gets its own brown tourist road sign. But perhaps I do the place a disservice, as Trip Advisor does list it as Number 3 in the top ten Ayrshire cafés, just below Milport's Dancing Midge Café.

    One fairly unique feature was it's automated milk bar, where for a mere £4.50 one could dispense a litre of fresh milk into a glass bottle flavoured with your choice of syrup. The service was controlled by contactless payment points and was open 24/7, ideal for those times you wake in the middle of the night and think "I really need a litre of fresh banana flavoured milk right now". If that's you, then the Coo Shed is the place.

    Anyone who has been a child or had a child in the last 20 years will be familiar with Minecraft, which is still considered to be the world's most popular computer game. Our teenage contingent are no exception and decided that the new Minecraft movie was a must see. Ben summed up the collective mood saying "I know it will be bad but I feel I have to see it". So they spent the afternoon at the Ayr Astoria while we spent it in Tesco getting in the supplies for the rest of the week. If you are considering going to see the movie here are some honest reviews given by 4 members of the target audience.

    Isla: rubbish, but I'm not too disappointed as I knew it was going to be bad anyway

    Maia: it was something

    Lucy: if I hadn't been in a strange town, I would have left half way through

    Ben: it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be but only because I thought it would be really bad

    You have been warned.
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  • Wet Wednesdays and an Internet Outage

    April 16 in Scotland ⋅ ☁️ 8 °C

    Rain happens. It is nature's way of moving life-giving water around the ecosystem. Untold generations have adapted to its regular apperance and the Scottish language has even evolved to describe its many forms, from barely a smirr all the way up the spectrum to stoatin'. But combine rain, 4 teenagers and an internet outage and you have the makings of a catastrophe of cataclysmic proportions. Fortunately the outage only lasted 20 minutes so the world did keep turning on its axis, but it was a close call.

    Being confined to quarters for one day on a holiday is no bad thing. A chance to recharge the batteries and investigate alternative ways to stay amused. A chance to brush up on cue skills in the pool room, to play games round the kitchen table and to watch TV in the afternoon 😱. Taking advantage of the down time, we also brought forward the planned indoor Easter egg hunt by a day. At the planning stage I had wondered how old was too old to enjoy an Easter egg hunt and watching the kids searching all over the house, I decided that it must be somewhere over 18 as a minimum.

    We did eventually venture out to an Italian restaurant in Ayr for dinner. These days in keeping with most of the big tech companies, Google offers an AI overview to questions up front of any factual information. I was slightly alarmed to be told Cecchini's was translated as snipers, marksmen or sharpshooters, before being reassured by conventional translation sites that it was a common Italian surname and as such a perfectly reasonable name for a restaurant. I think we dodged a bullet there.

    On the same subject, Ben told me about AI that had been trained to distinguish between pictures of wolves and huskies. It performed well with about 80% accuracy until the programmers realised that in all the training images given to the AI, the wolves were pictured in a snowy landscape. It transpired that all the AI was doing was looking for snow in each picture and crying wolf if it detected any.

    Despite the potential for flying bullets, our choice of restaurant was right on target and we had authentic Tuscan cuisine served by attentive and very pleasant waiting staff. OK, it was mostly spaghetti bolognese and pizza, but it was Tuscan spaghetti bolognese and pizza. And on the plus side, there was enough pizza left over to take home for lunch tomorrow. Nothing beats a lunch of cold pizza.

    As a footnote to any concerned parents looking at the accompanying pictures, the girls were drinking mocktails, which will hopefully be reassuring if autocorrect doesn't change it back to cocktails again.
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  • Well That Was a Tad Disappointing

    April 17 in Scotland ⋅ ☀️ 9 °C

    When you are a child everything seems brighter, bigger, better. Perhaps it really is the age of innocence and wonder. Realising that our holiday location was close to Maybole stirred a distant childhood memory of the Electric Brae and balls rolling uphill.  So much so that I even packed a couple of tennis balls so I could demonstrate what was one of the 7 wonders of my childhood world and watch the family's faces light up in awe. Fair to say I had mentioned it more than once on the lead up to the holiday and during our first couple of days.

    Everything started out so well.  The rain of yesterday had all but gone this morning and by lunchtime the skies cleared and the sun came out. I packed my tennis balls and excitedly herded the family towards the cars.  To be honest there was a noticeable difference in their levels of enthusiasm compared to mine, there's being somewhere on a scale between reluctant resignation and indifference. Still, they will soon change their tune, I thought as I started the car and said joyously "Hey Google take me to the electric brae!"

    The excitement built steadily, first a turnoff with a brown tourist sign, proudly declaring this way to the electric brae, then a sign saying "Caution Electric Brae ahead slow moving vehicles on carriageway." And finally a parking bay with a commemorative stone bearing the legend THE ELECTRIC BRAE and an explanation of the phenomenon. "Whilst there is this slope of 1 in 86 upwards from the bend to the Glen, the configuration of the land on either side of the road provides an optical illusion making it look as if the slope is going the other way."

    Jumping out the car I avidly read the inscription in full and asked Jackie to capture the moment for all to see.  Then after diving into the boot for the tennis balls, I checked both ways for traffic and stepped into the road to place the ball and jumped back.  Caught in the breeze, the ball rolled sideways for a bit then lodged in the uneven road surface. Undaunted I marched 'uphill' a couple of paces and tried again. Same result. So maybe the layby and commemerative stone don't so much mark the start of the brae but simply provide a convenient and safe place to park off the road. The road definitely looked uphill so I tried again halfway to the bend and watched as the ball moved sideways and lodged against a stone. Turning towards the car, wishing I had brought a bigger ball, I was encouraged by the smiles on the faces of my adoring family, that is until the wind dropped a bit and I heard the hoots of laughter.

    Back in the car, I remembered the road sign advising of slow moving vehicles, so I pulled back out onto the road and accelerated to 20 mph and put the gearstick into neutral. To be fair the car continued 'uphill' without the speed dropping (too much), but I have to confess that even I wasn't totally convinced.

    Apparently during the Second World War  General Dwight D Eisenhower and other American personnel from the air-base at Prestwick often visited the Brae. I do hope they went home less disappointed than I did.

    At least on the way home we got some amazing views of the coastline and Arran. Although even that was slightly tainted by Laura putting her car into reverse gear and gleefully shouting out the window "do you want to see a car roll uphill."
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  • Going Home

    April 18 in Scotland ⋅ ☁️ 8 °C

    The problem with the last day of a self-catering holiday is that nothing much of interest happens and what does happen is the same every time. The order of events may vary from holiday to holiday (and from individual to individual) but it goes something like this:

    • set the alarm for 8 am 
    • hit snooze repeatedly until you start to panic you may have left it too late
    • bang on teenage bedroom doors and threaten the world will end if they don’t get up soon
    • finish packing and have breakfast
    • shower and get dressed
    • strip the beds and throw all the towels in the bath
    • pack the car and drive home (2 hours on this occasion)

    I challenge you to write something even mildly amusing about that!

    Usually, I write these vignettes in the evening, once enough stuff has happened that there is something to write about, and again herein lies a problem with the final day of a holiday as this means that such writing is done at home. And once home there is enough to do to get back to normal, so making a coffee and sitting in front of the laptop for an hour or so may be frowned upon. In the interests of full disclosure, it is Saturday morning (or tomorrow if you buy my date altering again) and I am sitting in front of my laptop with a coffee and reflecting on the week that has passed. Here’s what I made of it:

    I am and always have been a family man. There is nothing I love more than spending time with my children and grandchildren (and of course Mrs Y). An afternoon at Murrayfield watching Scotland play rugby may be a close second, depending on the company and the outcome of the match. So, combining both last Sunday and watching Scotland in the company of Lucy and Maia...... just shoot me now!

    Our holiday home was a refurbished (previously derelict) farmhouse and was still part of a working livestock farm. In the field in front of the house there were new lambs gambolling about in the spring sunshine (no money changed hands). Behind the house, a herd of inquisitive cows, many with their new calves, frequently came right up to the house so they could look over the fence into our garden. I suspect they wanted fed, rather that to just say hello, are you having a nice time on our farm? And on a couple of mornings, we woke to a new arrival in the adjacent cow byre. According to Google’s AI thingy, “Spring is a season of rebirth, a time when nature awakens after its winter slumber, symbolizing hope, new beginnings, and the promise of warmth and growth”. That does it for me.

    As mentioned previously, the exact location of our farmhouse was hard to pin down. I could tell you it was 55°24’34.3”N 4°34’40.8”W and perhaps some of you may know what I am talking about. Some may even be able to use that information to find the house, but as a system it is not particularly intuitive or memorable. In 2013, a couple of clever chaps decided there must be an easier and more user-friendly way to represent GPS coordinates and so what3words was born. A unique combination of 3 words to describe each of 57 trillion 3-meter square chunks of our planet. That’s a lot of words (even Jackie might struggle to compete). Our farmhouse was ///cheaply.couriers.mostly. And so, to finish the story, here is everyone’s what3words to describe their week.

    Isla: ///escape.from.reality
    Maia: ///it's.been.something
    Lucy: /// it's.got.feathers    
    Ben: ///needs.better.internet
    Laura: ///we’ll.be.back
    Kev: ///hey.jay.kee   
    Jackie: ///precious.family.times
    me: ///please.roll.uphill

    Our WhatsApp chat group is called ‘where to next’, so you may hear from me again.
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    Trip end
    April 18, 2025