• Pavlos Simpsonopoulos
  • Jessica Simpson
jul. – ago. 2024

It’s all Greek to me

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    10 de julio de 2024

    If you can’t be good, be Corfu.

    10 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ ☀️ 33 °C

    It's been a while but we're back. Not since the Barbenheimer release date last July has there been such an anticipation for an event. We've been to Asia, we've been to Norway, we've been to the Alps so what next, “How about Greece”, Jess said? And since she is the organiser, we were all forced to agree. Not that there was realistically any argument, who wouldn't want to spend four weeks doing a bit of Greek island hopping. One massive drawback was that for the first time in our lives we are having to travel as a five rather than as a six because Lily has less interest in spending all her time with her family and we are no longer able to force her to do what she is told. But we did manage to persuade her to join us for a week at the end, so we all have that to look forward to. Enough of the preview, on with the travels!
    Day 1 was nothing much to write home about, so mostly I won't bother. Suffice to say, there was last minute packing and cleaning to do, and a little stressing about whether we had everything we needed, almost certainly not because we are trying to travel light, we were under strict instructions. Apart from one of our group being called an effing unhelpful so-and-so who doesn't do anything, although in the interests of anonymity I will just call him 'Annoying P', it passed without event and everything got sorted and we set off for Toulouse, our departure point. Now everyone has seen an airport, they are pretty much the same the world over so nothing to report there. Same with the flight, smooth sailing all the way, but we did all keep our seatbelts on the whole way, just in case of any turbulence. We got off the plane and a bus was waiting to take us to the terminal, and although it was very hot, even at eight at night, I feel like it may have been overkill since it was literally 100 metres away.
    A hire car was next stop, and this was also very simple, apart from the guy trying to sell us insurance that we might need in case the insurance we had already paid for made us claim. I didn't really understand what he was on about and we were starting to get tired so i just said no, signed whatever he stuck in front of me, and we were on our way, we had football to watch, so needed to move quickly. As anyone who knows Jess can attest, she loves a challenge, so this is what we like to do. Tonight’s challenge was to navigate the mean streets of Corfu and drive us to our accommodation. Actually, the navigation part was down to me, and I delegated it to Google maps, so that wasn’t too much of a problem. So, to make it more challenging, in the dwindling twilight, she needed to do it in her sunglasses. Google maps threw up some obstacles, I think it may have taken us down a few dodgy options, made us hang a left at a no left turn intersection, and basically just waited until the last possible second to tell us when to turn, but we overcame them all and got out of town and on to the dark and deserted country roads, that seem to have been created before they knew how wide cars would be. Luckily, as we drove the final stretch there was nothing coming in the other direction so Jess was free to bomb along at 25mph and we arrived at our destination just after the start of the match. The taverna was shut but they said they would make us dinner anyway which was hugely appreciated as we were all starving. Very quickly we realised that being vegan was not going to be an option while we are here, if it doesn’t have meat it’s going to have cheese, and it is all sooo good. We managed to catch the end of the football and were very happy when England scored in the last minute to see off the crazy Dutch. We were all pretty worn out by this time so there was just time for a quick call to Lily to make sure she wasn’t missing us too much, which she wasn’t, and then it was time for bed. The real adventure starts tomorrow.
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  • Ipsos factos

    11 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ 🌙 27 °C

    The dinner we had last night was so good we thought there was nothing else for it but to go back to the taverna for breakfast this morning. It is fair to say that a full Greek is a much healthier option than a full English! We had juice, cheese, tomato, cucumber, olives, a small amount dead pig and what seems to be some obligatory feta. Wrapping up the savoury side was some omelette and toast. Then there was a variety of fruit and nuts with some Greek yoghurt (just called yoghurt here), honey and a strawberry and a fig marmalade. I was hoping for some figjam, but instead had to make do with telling the girls just how good I am. A couple of coffees to wash it all down and it’s hard to imagine a better start to the day. Time for a rest after that, though not for Jess who had to battle a rubbish internet connection to join a work discussion that went on way too long. The girls and I had a short stroll up to the village to check it out, there was not much to report, but we did manage to pick up the first fridge magnet of our travels.
    Soon enough Jess was done and we could go out for the afternoon. First port of call was a supermarket, we hadn’t brought suncream with us because of plane liquid rules, so this was vital in this heat. The first place we stopped all they had was 30+, we bought some and started lathering. Then got back in and headed for the delights of Ipsos. Back in 1995, Jess had spent a summer working there and to this day we hear new stories about she got up to in those wild and carefree days, quite a few of them are not suitable for a younger audience. We wanted to see what all the fuss was about, and the short answer is not much. The long answer is fairly similar. But there were shops there and we managed to pick up some 50+ suncream. You would think that would resolve our suncream issues for quite some time to come, although as I will explain later, you would be wrong.
    We were all getting hot and bothered so it was back in the car and heading a bit further up the coast to a beach so we could finally get into the water. It was nothing special but bloody amazing at the same time, the water so cool and clear and just what we needed. After a while we decided to move on and drive a bit further around, we had a bit of a plan but nothing concrete. Jess then decided that the 2 bottles of suncream just weren’t going to be enough and I decided that we would stop at the first mini-mart we saw. So we did this, but it was rubbish and there was no luck on the suncream but we picked up a few supplies we needed. Then back in the car, and 5 minutes up the road we came to a large town with a large supermarket so we stopped again, luckily our 50+ dreams came true. At this point we decided to head for home which involved some more very narrow, windy roads but we made it safely and enjoyed a cooling off swim in the pool here. It is an infinity pool that seems to have a view of half the island, it’s very cool. For dinner we thought we might wander up to the village but when we got there it didn’t seem like anywhere was doing food so we just came back to our trusty taverna. We proceeded to gorge ourselves on Greek salad (funnily enough not just called a salad) and way too much cheese, including several slabs of feta. A cold beer to wash it down with goes without saying. One of the servers is a young boy of about 10, I assume part of the family who own the place, and last night Jess was full of the joy of being here and in her kindness gave him a €5 tip. Tonight she seemed to be busy trying to partner him up with one of the girls, telling him their names every time he was at the table for no apparent reason. Anyway, at the end of the meal he came over and gave us all a complimentary ice cream, so that was €5 well spent, and needless to say he now has his choice of bride.
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  • A day out in Carfu

    12 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ 🌙 26 °C

    A leisurely wake up this morning, there was no need to rush so we all enjoyed a bit of an extra lie in. I whipped up a lovely breakfast of crumbled cinnamon biscuit, banana and (Greek) yogurt plus a gallon or so of coffee to set me up for the day. An awesome bit of news greeted us early today as Ruby got her results for her French bac. She checked it online and the smile spreading across her face was a good sign, 18 out of 20 in both her written and oral exams. Nothing less than expected of course, and a reward for all the hard work and procrastination throughout the year. So well done Ruby.
    One of reasons we are able to spend 4 weeks on holiday is that Jess and I work remotely, one of the drawbacks of working remotely is that we have to work when we are on holiday. So that was what the rest of the morning entailed. Luckily in these situations the girls are pretty good at amusing themselves Ruby and Allegra normally read and Tate just sleeps until she is told to get up. Crappy internet makes working more difficult than it needs to be but we get it done so we can get out. The destination today was a spectacular monastery on a hill and one of the nicest beaches on the island, as recommended by a Google search of things to do in Corfu. We set off for a 45 minute drive, appreciating the aircon in the car. As we got close to our destination the traffic started building up, it was very slow going negotiating the windy, narrow roads, other traffic and pedestrians. I’m not sure how, but it seems that word had got out about the spectacular monastery on a hill and one of the nicest beaches on the island. I blame Google. Or Instagram. Either way, and I do appreciate the irony, there’s not much I dislike more than tourists, why can’t they stay away from the cool places I want to visit. So a u-turn was in order, as well as a new destination required. First off we stopped at a Taverna for lunch in some random village, it was tasty, but our standards have been set unrealistically high so no more than a 6 out of 10.
    When we got back to our car we noticed we had a screw in one of our tyres so that caused a bit of worry, but it wasn’t flat so we decided to drive on and see how it held up. Another 45 minutes of driving to get to a different beach (search term - fairly average beaches in Corfu) on some pretty rugged roads, we really wanted to test out our tyre. We were nice and hot and ready for a swim by the time we got there, and not overly concerned that our search terms had been spot on. The water was cold and clear and that was all that mattered. After a dip we gave Lily a call, she was sitting at home resting between shifts drinking hot chocolate and feeling tired. It sucks that she is not here with us.
    After a bit longer we headed back to our villa, we realised that in order to have a 6/10 lunch and under an hour on a fairly average beach we had probably spent over 2.5 hours driving so agreed that we probably needed to plan things a bit better. Once back at the villa another end of day swim was in order to refresh and the some time to chill out and, if needed, have a bit of a nanna nap. Toasted sandwiches was the order of the day for dinner, how about a bit of feta in there, don’t mind if I do. Very tasty. We sat outside as it was a perfect evening, and the girls started working on their own blog, ‘Somebody call John Travolta’. If you can find it you may need to put it into Google Translate unless you speak teenager, I didn’t understand a word of it, and I have been doing the same things they have.
    Corfu has been a good introduction to Greece but I feel like I have seen all I really need to hear so tomorrow we are moving on to a new island.
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  • Paxi maxi taxi

    13 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ ☀️ 31 °C

    Goodbye to Sokraki Villas, which we loved, and Corfu which we are fairly ambivalent about. Today was moving day, always quite strenuous and potentially stressful as we travel from one place to another. Packing was first up, it seems like we have barely had time to unpack but it is what it is. We haven’t accumulated anything more than 3 bottles of suncream so it all fit into our bags, but we were transporting quite a bit of water so that weighed us down a bit. We had a ferry booked for 2pm so we worked backwards from there, drive and drop off car, bus to town for a bit of a stroll, bus to port with time to spare , catch ferry to next island. A 10.30 departure it was to be, and we were off in time so what could possibly go wrong?
    Well we were never actually running late but it always felt like we were. We got to the car hire place and did all the checks and they handed me the paperwork to sign when I told the guy about the screw in the tyre, we had discussed it beforehand and decided that it would be morally wrong not to say something, what if it caused someone else a problem.? Then I was told I could take it and get it fixed for €15 or go through their system which would cost maybe 5 times more. They offered to drive me to the place to get it done so that’s what we did. On the way he told me I really shouldn’t have said anything, they would have picked it up later. I tried to explain morals but he just looked at me with pity. He also explained that if we went through their system it would have cost about €120. It took about 10 minutes or so to fix and in the end they only charged €10, so I felt like that was a small price to pay for my moral superiority. Once that was done, they took us in the shuttle so we could catch a bus to town, and during this ride he explained to Jess that if we had gone through their system it would have cost about €250, I did not want to find out how high it might have gone if he had kept talking.
    This had all slightly delayed us so the stroll about town was aborted, it was hot and we thought it best just to get to the port. The bus dropped us and the rest of the passengers off, and not knowing where to go we just decided to follow the crowd as everyone was going the same way. Unfortunately this was towards the ferries for Italy and Albania, not what we wanted at all. We had seen a boat from the same company we were travelling with so headed towards that and asked someone on board where we should go. He knew nothing and pointed us further around so we kept going. We saw a ticket office so asked there, they knew nothing and pointed us further around. We saw the port authority… I think you probably have the gist by now. We walked all the way to the other end of the port and saw what we thought was our boat so Jess went to check, only to be told our boat had broken down and been cancelled but that we could catch the later one at 3pm. We weren’t filled with confidence so managed to find the offices of our ferry company across the road and went and asked there. They told us we would be put on a bus at 2.30 to take us to a port on the south of the island and we would go with another ferry company from there. It’s always good to get two different stories in a situation like that, that way you can never be sure if either of them know what the hell they are talking about. We actually had quite a bit of time to kill, as I said we never were actually running late, it just felt like we always were. None of us had any inclination to do much though so we just hung around waiting.
    At 2.30 the bus turned up as promised which I never doubted for second, and although it had definitely seen better days, a bit like a lot of Corfu, it got us to the other ferry port and the ferry turned up after a bit and it was all good, we were off to Paxi. We rocked up about 5pm and needed to get to our accommodation, and as we are not hiring a car here we thought we could catch a cab, but as there are 5 of us a small one just wouldn’t do, unfortunately there was no Paxi maxi taxi waiting so we decided to walk. Apart from the walking part, none of that is true, our accommodation is only a 10 minute walk from the port. 11 minutes later we were in the swimming pool cooling off. This villa is the only one we are staying at on our trip that has a pool so we want to make the most of it. We chatted to Lily who told her work today that she was going to stop working there which had been a little stressful but it sounds like she handled it pretty well.
    As we had no food we had to wander down to the town to pick some up so it was just a short swim. The town is very different from Corfu, there are plenty of yachts moored up and a lot of money around I think. We found a bakery and picked up some spinach pies and cheese pies, I hadn’t eaten since a bit of yogurt and fruit for breakfast almost 10 hours earlier, I was starving. Then a shop was found, supplies were acquired and it was back to the villa for another swim. It was almost 10pm by the time we had dinner and we were all pretty knackered, though a couple of beers had taken the edge off for me. Not sure what adventure tomorrow will bring but it is definitely time for bed.
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  • A dayos near Gaios

    14 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ ☀️ 29 °C

    All sorts of potential plans were discussed this morning for what we could get up to today but after a long day yesterday we wanted to let the girls sleep, which they did until about midday. Then when they did stir they weren’t keen on doing much, saying it was too hot to go out in the midday sun. So we didn’t push it and I had a bit of a swim, Jess did some work and the girls gradually came to life. We had some lunch at home and then began the process of getting organised to go out. This is not a quick process at the best of times but when putting suncream on is added to the mix it takes forever.
    Eventually we were done and our intention was to stroll into town, maybe buy some dresses (not for me obviously), get some food supplies and see about hiring a boat for tomorrow. Part one was not as easy as it sounds. Jess had seen a dress yesterday that she liked but couldn’t remember where so we needed to retrace our steps, all the while checking other shops in case they had anything nice. Shopping in hot weather is not much fun, svitzing like a putz while trying on clothes, or even while standing around waiting for others to try on clothes, is not that pleasant. Even worse if you can’t find anything you like. We were in and out of every dress shop on the island, but we still couldn’t find the elusive dress that Jess had seen yesterday. We did manage to get the good supplies we needed, and we did speak to someone about a boat, although we can’t hire that one until Tuesday. One last lap looking for the dress and there it was, hanging outside one of the shops we had already been in to. Unfortunately upon trying it on it just wasn’t right so most of our trek was for nothing. Only Allegra got something, she picked out a long white skirt, the benefits of being decisive I guess.
    Back to our villa to drop off shopping and the girls took advantage of this time to have a quick swim but we weren’t here for long as we set off to a beach not far from here. A nice, chill spot it is, very smooth and round white stones, and most importantly, clear, cool water. My heat levels had been building up across the day and possibly my tolerance levels had been falling in an inverse relationship so I may have been getting a little grumpy. One of our group told me I was patronising and condescending and that they had thought to themselves ‘I hate you’. Even though this was communicated to me before I had managed to get in the water, I didn’t take it too personally, the heat affects us all. Who was it I hear you ask? I won’t say and leave it up to you to guess, answers on the back of a postcard, or in the comments if you prefer. The swim cooled us all down and we shall never speak of this again. We did manage to book another boat trip for tomorrow while sitting on the beach , so that will be a couple of days we are on the water, which we are looking forward to.
    We came back home with excitement building, only a few hours until the big match. We had a good chat with Lily to properly catch up on her news and tell her that we miss her several times and then I made dinner, Jess worked and Allegra swam 200 lengths of the pool. A useless digital television meant we couldn’t watch the match as it kept freezing so we had to go into emergency mode and set up a stream very quickly, and by go into emergency mode I mean I sat on the sofa stressing about it not working and Jess sorted it all out. Without going over all the details, she needn’t have bothered, England lived up to all their previous performances and couldn’t get it done. Never mind, when we are out on our boat tomorrow enjoying the crystal clear Greek water, we won’t give a rat’s.
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  • All aboard

    15 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C

    An early start this morning and we got organised to go boating. Breakfast, bags and the all important lathering and we were good to go. As soon as we stepped outside the door I started sweating, it seems it doesn’t matter if it’s 9 in the morning, or the scorching midday sun, the heat is equally unbearable. A walk to town and then snacks and extra water were bought and then we were good to go. Or at least we were as soon as our skipper had finished his breakfast ice cream. Spiros was to be the captain of our vessel, the Kenneth 23 (or at least a Greek version of this). I didn’t really want to find out what had happened to Kenneths 1 through to 22, just in case it put us off.
    We set off from port in a northerly direction with the wind blowing gently from the southeast, probably only 4 or 5 knots, so it wasn’t going to disturb the calmness of the waters. The way the boat hire worked was that he would take us around and show us the spectacular sights and whenever we wanted to have a swim we just had to tell him. So after maybe 15 minutes, for no real reason other than the fact that the first one had to be somewhere, we asked him to anchor up. Funnily enough, the anchor had a bar on either side and a bump in the middle, very much resembling a W. It was also huge, so we were travelling around all day with a massive W anchor. Now that I have got that out of the way, where was I. Oh yes, we were all treading water in lovely crystal clear water, just taking it easy for 10 minutes or so. Then back in the boat and on we went. This was pretty much the pattern for the next couple of hours, although the scenery got more spectacular as we went, huge cliffs, massive caves, rocky beaches with large smooth rocks, it was awesome. We were in and out of the water loads of times, the W anchor was up and down all day like a…no the comparison escapes me for the moment. For some reason it is very easy to just bob about in the water, lazily treading water, or swimming from the boat to shore, not sure why but it was not tiring at all.
    We had done three quarters of the way around Paxi and then we made a crossing to the neighbouring island of Antipaxi, I am not sure what they have got against the good people of Paxi, but the island is lovely. We stopped at a beach with the most pristine sand and water that seemed even more crystal clear than everywhere else we had been so far. We sat and had a drink in a taverna and then sat on the beach and ate the lunch we had picked up this morning, which was very tasty. It was so chilled on the beach, there were boats parked out at sea and there were people around but it didn’t feel busy at all. So it was nice just to relax there for a bit. Then it was back to the boat to carry on as before. Over the day we must have been in and out 10-12 times, and although the sun was blazing the whole time, I never really felt that hot, any time we started to warm up, we just got Spiros to stop again, had another swim, and all was good. It was an amazing day out.
    We got back to port having completed our circuit, and although it hadn’t felt like hard work at all, I think we were all fairly worn out. By 10 minutes into our walk back to our villa we were all also very hot again, the fresh feeling didn’t last long. Everyone was tired, Jess had to conduct a 30 minute webinar with an inconsiderate family being noisy in the other room, then there was dinner to prepare, dishes to be done and clothes to be washed, which no one could really be bothered with so we were all very thankful our trusty manservant Juan was here to take care of all that.
    After covering all the highlights today, and realising that we would just be repeating them again tomorrow, we decided a second boat trip would be overkill, no matter how much I was looking forward to everyone calling me skipper. So we cancelled that and I will just take back the Captain’s hat I bought myself. It means we don’t need to get up too early, but it also means we need to come up with something else to do.
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  • Between a rock and a hard place

    16 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ 🌙 28 °C

    After a full day on the waves yesterday we were all obviously worn out, although I find it very difficult to have a lie in when it is so hot. As I have mentioned before, this is not a problem that Olivia suffers from. So all of us were up at reasonably early times, making a regular amount of noise, and Tate just slept through it all and didn’t wake up until almost 12. We didn’t want to rush anything today, it’s our last day on this island and we will be travelling tomorrow so really it was just a case of relaxing and taking it easy. We had a leisurely lunch and then began getting organised for a trip to a beach. This involved the usual gathering of all beach type stuff as well as getting ourselves lathered up, we all got slightly burnt yesterday, nothing serious but we did need to protect ourselves. Ruby was not keen on going to the beach but we made it clear that she did not have a choice and so she begrudgingly agreed, well maybe not agreed but realised she did not have a choice.
    The beach was not too far away, just a walk, but as I may have mentioned previously, it is hot in Greece. We found a place to sit on some rock, but we needed to make a shade for ourselves because the sun was beating down. So we used the beach umbrellas that we bought, although because it was not sandy they wouldn’t really stay in place. The rocks we were sitting on were stepped, so Jess rigged up an ingenious system with some large rocks I collected to weigh down the umbrellas and keep them steady. It was not particularly windy so we weren’t really concerned about them blowing away, it was mostly just to keep them stable, Once that was all sorted we could finally enjoy the water.
    We had bought some snorkelling equipment as we figured that with such clear water that this would be something fun we could all do, so the twins and I started off doing this. I really love snorkelling, just floating around and watching fish doing fish stuff, although mostly they are quite camouflaged here, not the colourful ones like we have seen in the Whitsundays or the Gili Islsnds, but it is still loads of fun. The twins got a bit bored, Tate was having issues with her mask, so they just started mucking around and Jess took over snorkelling. Ruby was not particularly keen and she didn’t come in the water today, she just lay around reading. While she was doing this she took her case off and saw that the back of her phone had somehow got some cracks in it, she swears she didn’t drop it at all and that it is a mystery how it happened.
    We were all a little mystified by this and were sitting around coming up with theories on it all, Ruby had sat up from her lying position, I think she was slightly upset by it all. At this point there was a gust of wind that just picked up one of the umbrellas, and caused the rock that was being used as a weight to fall down from the upper step and land pretty much on the towels Ruby had been resting her head on. The rock was almost as large as her head, and very heavy, we are very thankful for her cracked phone, otherwise we would have been dealing with a cracked head. Ruby then decided that this rock needed a name, somehow she came up with Alfredo. She also decided that Alfredo might like to see a bit more of Greece and should come on the rest of our travels with us. We left the beach not long after this and came back to our villa to rest up before dinner. Mostly it was a rest, although Jess decided she wanted to match Allegra’s effort of 200 lengths of the pool, and even I managed to churn out 40.
    As it was our last night here we decided a dinner out in town was in order so wandered down in the evening warmth, at least the sun wasn’t still at its peak. We found a restaurant on the port and sat outside overlooking the water as it slowly darkened. It was a lovely meal we had, washed down with some cold beer, and I thought that I should have my first ouzo of the trip, it was incredibly tasty, although none of the girls were a fan of the aniseed flavour. Still, when in Greece and all that. When we got home we needed to pack, we gave an early start in the morning. This led to an argument, as Ruby was very keen for Alfredo to come with us and Jess was adamant that he was not. I figured if Ruby was happy with the extra weight in her bag then this was up to her. But I could see the sense in what Jess was saying, and eventually we were able to make Ruby see sense too, so she went outside with her sisters and beat Alfredo like a ginger stepchild until she managed to get a reasonable size stone from him, which we are all happy for her to bring with us as our travels continue.
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  • Ferry good

    17 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ 🌙 28 °C

    It was moving day today, and it was a big move so we were travelling most of the day. We were up early because we had a ferry to catch and it was going to be quite a long trip. We had mostly packed last night so it was just the final bits and pieces to organise . Our bags are so full that Jess said I had to leave 2 cans of beer. This was quite a wrench, I had become very attached to those beers and it was not easy saying goodbye, but I realised that some times in life you just have to move on. So we headed out into the heat and walked down to the port to wait for our ferry. We had really loved Paxi and I think we wished we could have stayed a bit longer, it is such an amazing place, so relaxed and incredibly scenic, but we were booked on a boat so that was our plan.
    The ferry actually comes from Corfu and makes several stops at a few different islands, so there were already people on board and not loads of seating so we had to share a table with a couple of 18 year olds. We did the whole ‘so where are you going’ and ‘what are you doing’ conversational chit chat and at one point covered the fact that they had been to Berlin and we also had been to Berlin and we all thought it was a really cool place. It made me laugh though when they asked if we had gone clubbing while we were there. The trip on the ferry was mostly uneventful, we got to see a few islands from the viewpoint of the boat but obviously not much else, it was hot but there was a nice breeze where we were on the top deck. It was fairly boring, 7 hours on the boat which I mostly spent reading, so it was nice when we finally arrived at the port of Sami on the island of Kefalonia. We picked up our hire car and drove to our accommodation, which is in quite a rural location in the middle of the island so is definitely not the coolest of spots. Where we are staying has a very strong smell, Jess describes it as being like a really cheap perfume that you would use to cover up cigarette smoke or cat piss, that you can taste and which permeates every part of your senses. She is not a fan. The hosts live next door, the property is actually divided in two, and they very thoughtfully left us a home made chocolate cake in the fridge which was massively appreciated as it was incredibly delicious. It was polished off very quickly. Apart from that we have just relaxed, it is very tiring travelling all day so we were not up for anything else really, we can start checking out the island tomorrow:
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  • Tsipouro and a turtle’s head

    18 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ 🌙 28 °C

    After the long day of travel yesterday we needed to take it easy to start today so we let the girls lie in. Taking it easy means me doing a little bit of work and Jess trying to clear a mountainous backlog. This is what we did and just let the girls wake up whenever, as always this means just after 12 for Olivia. This was all fine and we just had our lunch and got organised (suncream, water, towels, miscellaneous beach stuff) and then headed out.
    The town of Argostoli has a pretty good reputation so we thought we would start there. As we walked along the bay Jess thought she saw a turtle’s head, but I told her I had gone before we left. Then she saw it again so we all stopped to look. It wasn’t close enough to shore to see anything more than just a head, but it was definitely a turtle, apparently the bay is well known for them. Apart from that, it is possible the town is overrated. Not sure if it was the time we were there, but half the shops seemed to be closed and there were very few people about. We did still manage to pick a few things up, Ruby got a dress and Jess got a hat and a beach top but that was it. Then we drove around looking for a beach to cool off at, but I’m not sure we were sufficiently motivated got this as every option we came across we managed to find something wrong with. Do in the end we didn’t go for a swim, I don’t think anyone was that bothered, and we just headed for home. Kefalonia is no Paxi and it’s possible we may have been a bit spoilt there.
    No one could be bothered making dinner, and by no one I mean me, so we decided that after a little rest we would go out for dinner to the local taverna. Before going out though I figured that I really should shower and shave. I normally use a blade razor and of course I could not take that on the plane so we decided that we would just bring the girls’ ladyshaver and I could just make do with that. So I showered and then got down to shaving. Interestingly enough there is a bit of a difference using a ladyshaver, it seems like it has way more lubricant on it and so it really just glides across the skin. In no time at all I was done with my legs and bikini line and I got cracking on my beard and moustache and then I was ready to go. Not the girls though, 40 minutes was not enough of a warning, they needed at least an hour.
    The local taverna was amazing, it was just on the street but had vines growing everywhere providing shade and it just seemed very calm and chill. We ordered some drinks, the beer was ice cold which was just what the doctor ordered, and then he went and ordered a tsipouro, which is a spirit distilled from the leftovers from making wine, and in all honesty it could probably start a car. Throw a little ice in there though and it’s just about drinkable. We ordered some food as well, which was tasty, we are all in agreement that a Greek diet is not too bad at all. We had a little stroll in the night time heat around the village and now are back at our villa. Although Kefalonia doesn’t have what Paxi has, there are still plenty of highlights, we just need to have patience and plan our day a little better.
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  • Sven + 3

    19 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ ☀️ 33 °C

    We realised today that it was the three year anniversary of the night our beloved Sven caught fire. That was obviously a fairly traumatic event for us and it led to big changes in our holidays, we certainly wouldn’t have been on this trip if he was still around. We didn’t do anything to mark the occasion but we did all stop and think for a bit.
    Today we just decided we would spend a bit of time on a beach, to enjoy some of what is so nice about this island. Jess had read about a beach that had free sunbeds and although this potentially sounded too good to be true we figured we may as well check it out. First we stopped in town to sort a few things out, number one being to get some cash from the ATM. There were a couple of guys standing nearby chatting, in a completely normal way, but as I walked up to the machine Jess decided that she needed to stand at my shoulder reading a large map of the town she had unfolded, just to protect my pin. We all knew she was doing this but she wouldn’t admit it, she said she was genuinely trying to work something out. We are still not sure what, and I didn’t have the heart to tell her the map was upside down. We also spoke to a guy about hiring a boat tomorrow so we can really check out some otherwise inaccessible beaches. For today though, accessible beaches it was, with free sunbeds apparently.
    Of course if a beach is accessible for us, it is accessible for the whole world, and as we drove down to he hill towards it we could see the rows and rows of sunbeds which didn’t look so appealing. Fortunately we could also see that beyond that there was plenty of beach that was nice and empty. When we parked the car and walked through the ‘free’ sunbeds it was chaos, sunbedlam if you will, it was fairly mobbed, those that were free were many rows back from the water and there was certainly no chance of getting five together. Very quickly we decided that was not for us, so we walked through and along the beach with crowds thinning out as we did so. It is impressive just how lazy most people are, they would rather be crammed into a tiny space than walk five minutes along the beach to find a secluded spot. I think we ventured further along than anyone else, and Ruby found us a nice spot with a little alcove in the trees providing us with plenty of shade.
    We were pretty hot by this time so we were very quickly into the water to cool off. We spent a bit of time just relaxing, we had some food, tasty spinach and cheese pies, read books, did some snorkelling and swimming, all with very little disturbance from anyone. I even managed to get comfortable enough, with a perfectly shaped rock as a pillow, to have a little nap. I did wake up with pins and needles in my head though, making Jess briefly concerned that it could be an aneurysm. We managed to do all of this without one of us thinking to take a photo, most unusual, so it is possible that it didn’t actually happen. After a while of relaxing, with some further swimming, we decided it was time to head off.
    We stopped off again in the town with the intention of getting an ice cream, amazingly after ten days in the heat of Greece we had not stopped for one ice cream, I had imagined that we would be having at least one every day. We chose a cafe on the waterfront and decided on smoothies and some cake, so still no ice cream. Again, no one thought to take a picture, so it is possible we just imagined it all. After that we picked up a few things and headed back for home. We did fun stuff like wash our clothes and get stuff for dinner, or in Jess’s case, work. Then we had dinner on the terrace when the sun had gone down and it was a little cooler. A little bit of planning of our day had gone a long way.
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  • Oh captain, my captain

    20 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ 🌙 27 °C

    It was to be a boat day today, and it was going to be without a skipper for the boat so we had to do it all ourselves. We had to get up early to get down to the port so that we could get some quick instructions from the boat company people which pretty much amounted to F is forward and R is reverse and this is what you do with your anchor, which was an X shape today. We paid close attention and then as soon as he told me to start the motor , I forgot the first and most important instruction, make sure it is in the water. With all my experience, which amounts to about an hour on Lake Garda and 10 minutes on the Mekong river, I wasn’t too worried, I think the fact I have a penis gives me the belief in my god given right to be in charge of a vessel. We set off at a fairly slow pace, and since it is a very small motor we weren’t actually able to increase it that much. That was fine though, we could feel the cooling breeze and we weren’t in any hurry.
    We had decided to head south down the coast and as we were cruising all the girls had a go at driving and they all quite enjoyed it. Jess didn’t need to, as she had explained to the boat guy, we all knew who the actual skipper was. They had given us a map with a few suggested beaches and we decided to try and head for the furthest one. As we made our way we passed a few amazing looking beaches, all with boats moored but eventually we reached the last beach and there was not another soul around.
    Perfect, we thought, let’s get this ship anchored up and start enjoying ourselves. During the instruction stage of the day, I was told about skippering and Jess was told about anchoring so she sprung into action. The anchoring is much harder I think, because we really didn’t want to do it wrong and have the boat drift away, or into some rocks and so were a little unsure. At first we were too far from shore so we tried again, then we were still too far from shore so we tried again. We finally got to the right distance and then we just weren’t sure if it was right, I was giving Jess the benefit of my extensive experience (sum total of sweet f.a) and all I could hear from her was effing W anchor this and effing W anchor that. I didn’t think that was the time to point out it was an X anchor today. Eventually we thought to ourselves that it was done and we could head for shore.
    Everyone set off with me going last, at which point I did one of the most graceless belly flops off the boat you have ever seen, causing a bit of pain in the process but then carried on swimming to shore. About half way in I realised something was missing. Now I am a firm believer in the idea that it is ok to make a mistake, as long as you learn from it. Except of course if it comes to jumping into water with sunglasses on my head. This is why there is a trail of sunglasses at the bottom of European lakes that used to belong to me. Somehow I had managed to do this again, with my family only too keen to point out my stupidity. Luckily the sea was absolutely crystal clear so after a bit of a scan around the boat they were spotted and Jessica was my heroine who came to my rescue, diving down a couple of metres to retrieve them. I will never let it happen again.
    After all that excitement we could just chill, we had dome lunch, sat around on the beach, did some snorkelling, lazed in the water, it was amazing. We were there for about 3 hours and it was only for about the last 10 minutes that another boat arrived, so we felt like we had the whole place to ourselves. And it was just spectacular. We had to head back, though I would have quite happily stayed for longer if I could. On the way back Olivia did a fair bit of the skippering and she wanted to do a Tokyo drift, a 360 degree spin. I told her to go for it, although I should have warned the others as they got a bit of a shock. We carried on back and returned the boat safely, with all having really enjoyed the day. There is something about being on the water, and it’s even better when you are in control of your own destiny. We stopped for an obligatory cold drink and cake and then came back to start getting organised for tomorrow, we are leaving the Ionian islands and heading across country, tomorrow night we will be in Athens.
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  • Athens (Greece not Georgia)

    21 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ 🌙 31 °C

    Another early start today, so much for holidays being relaxing. Today we had to leave Kefalonia and start our trek across country. Kefalonia had certainly grown on us, it was a bit of a slow burner. We realised that it is actually like that when you go somewhere new, it takes time to acclimatise, then it improves each day and then you just don’t want to leave. We drove to the port and dropped off our hire car and waited for our bus to show up. When it did we were on it for about a minute as it drove to the ferry. We found some seats on the top deck and just sat about, we had about a three hour crossing and there was not much to do. I felt the tiredness from the last few days catching up with me so I lay down across four of the seats and had a bit of a nap. It wasn’t the most comfortable, and I had the obligatory photo taken of when I have a nana nap, but I definitely felt better afterwards.
    The ferry took us to Patras, and there was nothing that we saw there that made us feel like we were missing anything by not stopping there. Although Allegra did comment that it was the first time she had seen grass for a while. Off the ferry and then back on the bus for about a three hour ride to Athens, again pretty uneventful although it was not a bad trip, coastal for most of the way so there was always a view of the sea.
    We got to Athens and the bus terminal and it just reminded us of times travelling in Asia, it didn’t feel very European. For a start Athens looks quite rough, certainly the road in didn’t have any prettiness to it. Then we got off the bus and the heat hit us, it was 36 or 37 degrees. We realised that we didn’t actually have much idea of where to go to catch the bus that would take us near to our destination so we had to wander round asking people for help. Luckily everyone was super helpful and we managed to buy tickets and find the bus stop and even better than that, the bus turned up. That was what made it feel like Asia, that feeling of being a bit lost but it all working out in the end. That, and the heat.
    When we leave tomorrow it is from a different bus terminal near where we are staying so we thought it would be a good idea to check that out, as it was supposed to be a 7am bus and we didn’t want any extra pressure in the morning. So we found the ticket desk, and it turns out they have to print tickets out for you, so that was good to find out. Once we had done that I just asked about the later bus because when I booked online there were only four tickets left, which is why we had to get the early bus, and no one was looking forward to that. It turns out they had put a second bus on and we were able to switch our tickets so that was a massive win, an extra couple of hours in bed tomorrow.
    After all that we got to our apartment, which is pretty basic but absolutely fine for the one night we need it for. Jess and I went off to the shop to get stuff for dinner and apart from that we just did not much. An early morning and a long day of travel are quite tiring. Not quite so early and not quite so long tomorrow, with a reward of being back on an island at the end to look forward to. Jess: I just wanted to add that hats off to captain Paul who has booked all the accommodation, cars, ferries and buses and mostly kept us on the right track. He has also done all the cooking when needed so we are very lucky to have him 😍.
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  • Getting Skopelost

    22 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ ☀️ 30 °C

    We were all very thankful for the little extra lie in we had this morning, except maybe for Ruby who still woke up a little grumpy. But I don’t think any of us would have coped with a 5.30 start so it was much appreciated. The getting ready was easy today, we hadn’t unpacked much as it was just an overnighter so we were at the bus station in plenty of time. The bus was there on time and it was very comfortable with good aircon and plenty of space. So we settled in for the trip and Jess got a bit of work done as usual. After the bus it was the ferry and we were on nice and early so were able to snaffle some of the comfy inside seats around a table. Then we put our bags on the seats next to us, in the time honoured fashion, so that no one would sit too close. But Jess’s kind heart got the better of her and she soon offered them to a mother and son. We got some drinks and the biggest sugar donut you have ever seen and I explained to the girls the challenge of eating it without licking the sugar off your lips. The competition was on! Jess wasn’t having any donut so wasn’t playing, I lasted about one bite because I wasn’t really paying attention, Tate gave up because she didn’t really care but Ruby and Allegra made it all the way to the end. Allegra was making a bit more noise about the discomfort and eventually succumbed and even when she was the only one left, Ruby sat there with sugary lips, just to show how in control she was. The minute I had set the challenge I knew that Ruby would win, she is such a determined, competitive little bugger.
    We arrived in Skopelos soon enough and our hire car was waiting for us at the port. For the first time in my life I disembarked and there was someone waiting with my name on a sign and we completely didn’t see her, not until she was walking around calling out my name and holding it up. We got that all sorted, the car was a bit bigger than we had been used to as there had been no small ones left, but I couldn’t see that possibly being a problem. We drove around the island and met someone who was leading us to our accommodation, it is down a dirt track and tricky to find apparently. The roads had gotten a bit narrower making the big car a bit more awkward, but there was no traffic so not really an issue. Then we got to the dirt track, which is possibly a generous description of its quality. It started off with a bit of a descent but soon levelled out, it also started out comfortably wider than a car but soon narrowed, especially with overgrown undergrowth encroaching. There was often a drop off on one side and Jess kept telling me to slow down, which would have meant coming to a complete stop. The last part was the trickiest, driving past the nearest neighbour’s property, there was a drop on one side, a wall on the other and two scooters , parked at the side. The road was basically as wide as the car and with a high bonnet I couldn’t see much on my right. Oh, and the neighbours had two savage guard dogs (guarding what I am not sure) straining on chains and barking like mad and a very large free range pig who thought he owned the track. Amazingly we negotiated all this and got to our property. It is very cute but possibly not the most comfortable, we’ll see how we get on with it.
    With no supplies we knew that meant heading out for dinner and that meant negotiating the track again which was done, slightly easier the second time, but at least I thought that was the end of our problems. We drove to Skopelos Town, with some very steep and windy descents but parked up. Then we realised we were actually a long way from where we needed to be so got back in the car to get closer. The road we drove down had a dead end sign but my navigator assured me that Google Maps showed you could get through, both of them were wrong. Unfortunately the road had cars parked diagonally on one side and parallel on the other and gradually got narrower up to the point you could see the dead end so there was nowhere to turn around and only one option, to reverse. It was 150 metres between cars, up a reasonably steep hill and with a ref that only Lily will understand, Ffion’s dad would have been impressed. Having negotiated that, I thought that would be the end of our problems, not sure if anyone is spotting a pattern? We drove to a car park we had spotted in town and in we went. It was chaos. There were cars everywhere, parked wherever they could, seemingly with little concern as to how they or others might get out. Sure enough we reached a point of no return, which was also a point of no turn. This was not stopping a load of cars from following me in and blocking my way out, so Jess had to jump out and go and tell them all to not come in. Once again into reverse, maybe only 50 metres this time, but narrower with the parked cars on both sides. Once again safely negotiated, but I am going to stop assuming our problems (middle-class white person problems) have come to an end. By this stage we had all almost lost the will to carry on, but we were all hungry. So we eventually found somewhere to park and walked to the first taverna we saw to have dinner. The food was plentiful and plenty tasty and there was some live Greek music playing so a nice atmosphere. We were all maybe a little worn out to truly appreciate it though, plus we still had the track to negotiate one more time in the dark. Hopefully these are all just day one issues and we will get a better feeling for Skopelos tomorrow.
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  • The winner takes it all

    23 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ 🌙 29 °C

    There’s nothing like a relaxing beach day we thought to ourselves as we made our plans for today, so that is what we decided upon. We needed to get some work done first though, plus the girls were still sleeping so there was no real rush. Because of all the misfortune of last night we hadn’t had the chance to get to a supermarket so there was nothing in the house for breakfast, although I did still have my trusty coffee so I was set. Once the work was done and everyone was awake we headed out to a beach, first off though we needed to pick up some suncream, as we were just about out, and some food obviously because everyone was hungry. We found a bakery and picked out a variety of cheese slices for our lunch and then headed off for the beach so we could properly enjoy both them and the rest of the day.
    To get to the beach we had to negotiate a little section through the water but this was not a problem and we made it round and picked out a spot to set up. We got the umbrellas up and finished off the suncream lathering up, then I had a quick dip in the water to cool off. We all passed around the cheese slices so we could sample all the varieties and while doing this a gust of wind uprooted our umbrellas, one flew over my head and I plucked it out of the sky one handed, seriously impressing Allegra. Jess also caught the other one, although for some reason Allegra wasn’t as impressed by that. I blame the patriarchy. We then gathered some larger rocks to put around the base of the umbrellas hoping that these would stop it from happening again. One thing we couldn’t understand was why none of the other umbrellas along the beach seemed to have the same issue as hours, some Greek version of Sod’s Law no doubt. We then finished our lunch and the girls went in the water, only for one of the umbrellas to go off again. Jess chased after it, and it was one of those situations where just as she was about to grab it, another gust would blow it along further, which is quite humorous to those watching, less so for Jess chasing it. But catch it she did, and then we went for the belt and braces approach of tying them up with a sarong to stop it happening again. Meanwhile the girls were having a great time in the water. At this point Jess was saying how she was finding Skopelos to be a difficult place and she wasn’t able to relax. I told her she shouldn’t worry so much about little things like umbrellas blowing away and that she should just take it easy. Literally as we were having this conversation Olivia started screaming that she was going to die and was making her way out of the water, although it was hard to tell if she was upset or laughing. Of course it was the former and it turns out she had been stung by a sea urchin on her hand as she was climbing around some rocks in the sea. She had 9 broken off points in her palm and was quite distressed, as she had been told they were poisonous, so between that and the pain she was not happy. We all then adopted our fallback positions, I stressed and didn’t do much, Ruby made jokes about her dying and sang Taylor Swift songs, Allegra alternated between laughing at Ruby and worrying about Tate, Jess just dealt with it. She stayed calm and started getting the spikes out and I eventually came to and googled what to do, You can always rely on Google in a situation like that, you start with possible chronic pain but it is a quick click to paralysis, respiratory failure and death. I decided to just provide the first possibility. Vinegar seemed to be the solution so Jess took Olivia off to the shop to get some while we packed up and followed a few minutes later. The man in the supermarket was apparently very helpful, washing it out, providing vinegar and some antiseptic as well as ice to help with any swelling. He was most reassuring that they would not be poisonous, although we didn’t 100% trust his medical training so popped into a pharmacy to be told pretty much the same thing. As I write, Olivia is still with us so Google’s worst predictions have not come true.
    Our relaxing time had been interrupted so we needed to come up with something else to do. We decided to visit the church from Mamma Mia which is on this island, we do love a good ABBA ref in our family. It was another adventurous drive so I just took it easy as we had had enough fun for the day. Once we got there the girls decided they were going to recreate the scene from the film where Meryl Streep sings ‘The winner takes it all’, this involved Ruby running up the steps in the hot, hot sun. She is not the fittest, and hadn’t eaten a lot so she got a bit dizzy from it all and it took her quite a while to recover. But we made it up the 192 steps and enjoyed the view, even though the church was not where any of the filming was done. We headed back down, with Ruby struggling still and having to sit down a couple of times. We got some drinks at a little cafe to have a rest and then the girls finished their filming. Then it was back to urchin beach to cool off, Jess hadn’t even had a chance to swim earlier. So we did that, picked up some food from our favourite supermarket doctor, thanked him once again, and then headed for home. As I alluded to in the first sentence, there is nothing like a relaxing beach day, and today was certainly nothing like a relaxing beach day. Hopefully tomorrow.
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  • Greek style 24/7

    24 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ ☀️ 29 °C

    So it’s two weeks since we arrived in Greece, and for a fortnight there, we were, forever swimming boating, sometimes ask about hot weather, now we're in a backyard, in a pool, no neighbours, my wife swims for hours, I wanna kiss her. That’s probably how Taylor Swift would describe our time so far but since it is me rather than one of the finest lyricists on the planet you are stuck with pointlessly rambling stories and a collection of bad puns. Today started off like many others, Jess and I did some work while the girls slept, nothing out of the ordinary. We sort of started thinking about what to do but no firm plans were made. Then Ruby woke up with a massive grump on. I should point out that Ruby has been sleeping on blankets on the floor so that she can share a room with her sisters, so this is not completely surprising. But this was the straw that broke the camel’s back as far as Jess was concerned. Normally Jess is an incredibly tolerant person but every now and then, maybe with a four or five week interval, she becomes much less tolerant. I am not sure if there is a pattern or what causes it, after 28 years together I still haven’t quite worked it out and it manages to take me by surprise. Of course I am quite slow on the uptake. Where was I? Oh yes, the day unfolding and Jess’s intolerance.
    She decided that where we were staying just wasn’t right, from the track, to the animals to Ruby sleeping on the floor it wasn’t what she wanted our holiday to be. So she did a search and found somewhere else for us to stay, somewhere with easy access, sufficient beds, and most importantly, a pool with a view. Ten minutes later it was sorted and we needed to move. We needed to get organised and it was beautiful to see, it was like a military operation. And by that I mean Jess was the bossy sergeant barking orders and we were the grunts who knew there would be 50 push ups if we stepped out of line. We were ready and out the door in record time.
    We stopped on the way to pick up a selection of cheese pies as well as some sweet options and we were at our destination in no time at all. It is quite the find, the sort of place that you just want to stay forever, plenty of space and an infinity pool with a view across the Aegean Sea to some of the other islands. We thought we would have lunch first before a swim and we shared out the cheese pies with no problems but when it came to the sweet options it was a little trickier. One of them was a delicious pastry filled with custard and everyone wanted to have all of that to themselves. There was quite an argument between us all but because we are a very sharing bunch we eventually managed to agree on shared custardy.
    Then it was relax o’clock and we all had a swim and lazed about next to the pool, although the girls did decide to whip up their latest music video. The day slipped past all too quickly and since we were staying in for dinner it was time for that eternal question, toasties or pasta salad. This is pretty much the extent of our dinner options if we are eating in on this trip, both are easy and suitable for the weather, and today toasties won out. I got these ready and Ruby whipped up a (Greek) salad then we had dinner on the balcony, all washed down with lashings of ouzo and beer. A late night swim, with the water actually feeling a little chilly, and it was the end of an amazing day. We are all very thankful for Jess’s intolerance. We love her, it’s not ruining our lives.
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  • Skopelos to Skiathos non stopios

    25 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ 🌙 27 °C

    In retrospect, I should have realised yesterday what was to come. As we were sat outside enjoying the pool and the sunshine there was a strange occurrence, at 5.45pm the sun briefly slipped behind a cloud. I am pretty sure that this was practically the first cloud we had even seen in the 2 weeks we have been in Greece so the fact that it blocked the sun should have been a sign. Combined with the fact that our sea taxi had needed to move our booking back a few hours due to high winds indicated that a change was afoot. When we woke up this morning Jess and I enjoyed a morning swim, although for the first time it was maybe not because it was so hot we just had to, rather it was because we had a pool to utilise. We swam for a bit before waking up the girls and then we slowly started getting organised to move on, packing, cleaning etc. There were some clouds coming over the back of the hill behind us, then there was a very large rumble of thunder. Then it wasn’t long and it actually started raining. This was most unexpected, as far as I would have thought based on what we have experienced so far, rain was a very rare occurrence in the Greek islands. But rain it did, and it really started to chuck it down, At one point as the rain moved across, not only could we not see Skiathos in the distance, we could not even see the coast of Skopelos. It was very refreshing to feel cold, even if it was just for a little while.
    We eventually left the one night house and headed down the port to drop off our car. It’s very strange but they don’t feel the need to meet you, all you have to do is park the car, leave the keys under the visor and off you go. A very trusting system. We then went looking for our seataxi, basically just a small boat to shuttle us between the islands. It was still a little windy but it had definitely calmed down from earlier. We got on the boat and set off, as soon as we were on the sea we crossed the wake of a large ferry coming in to port, and combined with the large waves, Allegra got very worried and almost immediately buried her head in Ruby’s lap. The skipper was a real pro and deftly navigated the waves and got us safely to Skiathos..
    The first stop was picking up the car and everyone left this up to me and went off to have milkshakes and ice chocolates, I had to stand in a hot stuffy office while some 12 year old who had no idea what he was doing tried to sort out all the paperwork. It took a while but it got sorted and then it was off to find our accommodation. For some reason I had got a very uneasy feeling about this while waiting for the car, there had been no message from the host, they hadn’t responded to my messages and the location of the property on Google Maps showed up looking like a building site. So I just had a feeling that we had been scammed. We drove to the location and there was indeed nothing there, so we drove on a little further and parked up. Then Mumlock Holmes and John Dadson got on the case, investigating the photos we had of the property for any indicators and we managed to solve the case of the missing villa.
    After getting set up in the property it was off to a supermarket to pick a few things up, followed by a bakery. I have a golden rule that you should never go into a bakery hungry but this was broken today. Not a smart move because everything they had looked tasty. We loaded up and managed to get out with plenty of treats , although less than I would have expected. We had a few different baklavas and some other things as well, I can confirm that they were all very tasty indeed. A few hours to relax a bit before heading out to dinner with a short walk to a local taverna, only to be told they were fully booked. There was nothing for it but to head back to the supermarket to pick up dinner supplies and then come back to the villa to get it all ready and also to have a nice long chat with Lily, only 6 more sleeps until she is here with us. So all in all it was a pretty nothing sort of day, albeit one where we never seemed to stop moving for any length of time. No wonder we all feel knackered.
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  • Peak Greece

    26 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C

    There was a strong wind last night, well about 6 this morning actually, and it woke Jess up and she was worried about the washing drying on the line off our balcony so she got up to bring that inside. That woke me up and the noise of the wind ensured I would not be going back to sleep, although this was not a problem that Jess had. Since I was awake I started reading a book, while everyone else slept. Between about 9 for Jess and 1.30 for Olivia the others eventually woke up, although it was still so windy that we weren’t that keen on heading out as we didn’t think it would be particularly pleasant. That was fine for Jess as she had some work to get done, and it was fine for me as I was getting into the book I was reading.
    Once everyone was awake we decided we would have some lunch and work out some plans. I had had a thought that possibly there was such a thing as peak Greece, the idea that you could reach a point where you had had enough of sun and beaches and feta, so I raised the question as we ate. The girls agreed that it was possible, Ruby actually pointed out that it was a bit of a rich, white person lament, and interestingly enough Jess said that she had had exactly the same thought. We are so connected. It’s fair to say that Ruby is absolutely spot on with her assessment, but that doesn’t mean that the feelings aren’t valid, we all know how lucky we are to be doing what we are doing, but there are definitely some days and some things we do that are more fun than others. And the feeling of always having to have amazing experiences can be a bit much, so we decided that we would not do much today, not go searching for some spectacular beach or crystal clear water, not try to have a unique experience, and just do not much.
    Of course there is a difference between doing not much and doing nothing and we do find the latter a little difficult so we did decide to just head into town and check it out. We did a bit of shopping, mostly just wandering the streets but Ruby and Jess did get some dresses and we got another fridge magnet for our collection and then we sat in a cafe and had some milkshakes. Tranquille, as the French might say. We picked a few things up from the supermarket, it’s a daily adventure, and then headed towards home.
    Last night when we had tried to go out for dinner but the place was full, Jess had reserved a table for tonight. She had booked for 8 but as time was getting on we thought we should push it back a bit so stopped at the taverna on the way home. They couldn’t find our booking in their notebook, until they checked tomorrow night, they had put us down on the wrong day. Since they were already full for tonight they couldn’t squeeze 5 extra people in and so all we can do is go back there tomorrow. We are really hoping that the third time will be a charm and nothing will go wrong tomorrow, Also that it will be worth the wait. This did mean though that we needed some dinner for tonight so we headed back to the supermarket which is sometimes a twice daily adventure. We got what we needed and headed home.
    We feel like we have been a little lazy while we have been here, normally we would be energetic with our activities, with at the very least some long walks. It’s the heat that has been stopping us from the doing the same here, but as it was late and a bit cooler we thought we would take a bit of a stroll, just down the road to stretch our legs a bit. It was nice just to have 30 minutes or so, there are such amazing views around here and sometimes you miss them when zipping around in a car. After the stroll it was time to get some dinner organised and enjoy a few beers and relax. We may do a bit more tomorrow but we will wait and see, I am sure Greece will woo us with its charms once again.
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  • Lost our joie de Greek

    27 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ 🌙 28 °C

    Today we are giving Paul a break from writing so you get me (Jess). So now we are properly spoilt and have seen and been to the best beaches and also eaten the best Greek food that we have officially become snobby and complacent. So we started the day like any other with some work and the girls sleeping until 11. We decided to shrug off our peak Greek attitude and get out there and test out the beaches of Skiathos. So off we went to the first beach and the first thing we noticed is that it was like an English beach so no crystal clear water, it was a dirty beach with lots of dark sand and seaweed and the water was really rough so you could not swim. We tried our best to give it a go but like Goldilocks and the three bears this beach was too windy, too dirty and the water was not crystal clear enough so we decided to move on. The second beach was more our style it was sandy and calm and that crystal clear water we have now become accustomed to was there but it was mobbed. You could not move for people but we stuck it out and found a parcel of sand at the end of the beach and it was all good until another family claimed half our parcel and we were sardines like everyone else. We made it work and spent a lot of time in the sea which was very cool from a snorkelling perspective with lots of fish who swam right up to you. Me and Paul loved this but the girls are not as keen so missed out on this experience. After the beach we set off to find some lunch as although Paul and Olivia went off in search of some they came back empty handed complaining about hot burned feet on the sand. We went back to our old faithful bakery and tried some more exotic goodies, this time a marzipan style white mini cake with rose water. We all agreed it was a bit strange but for some reason you just wanted to
    keep eating it so they did not last long. We were all excited as we were booked in at the restaurant which was always full so finally we were going to see what all the fuss was about. At 8.15 off we went and we ordered what sounded like amazing dishes and then sat back and started to relax for our freshly cooked feast. What felt like 10 seconds later our food arrived. This was not a good sign, and pretty much after this point we were all very disappointed with the flat and flavourless food that was served. We were not used to this disappointment as so far every restaurant has been exceptional. Small, touristy, big, remote, empty, packed all of them served amazing food. But the only one we had to book and wait 3 nights for was rubbish in comparison and the most expensive. The girls quite fancied the waiter so it was not all bad for them. Anyway the moral of the story is that we have basically become Greek island snobs. We have however been told by Lily in no uncertain
    terms that if this attitude continues when she is here she will not be happy so we will need to get out of our Greek funk and find the joie de Greek sharpish. Let's hope tomorrow is better. Maybe Lily not being here is the problem as I do miss her lot. I think when we see her our joie de Greek will be tenfold and we will all be happy as we will all be together again. Bring on that day.
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  • Having a pool is brat!

    28 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C

    Moving day once again, though not too far as we are staying on the same island, just moving to a different villa. All we can hope is that we rediscover our joie de Greek with a fresh start. We packed up from where we had been staying and set off, but we had a couple of hours to kill until we could get into our next place so we decided to take a short leisurely drive around the island. Instead of going coastal we started off by heading inland, which meant driving up some steep hills. After a bit we came to an impressive panoramic viewpoint so we jumped out of the car and took a few selfies. There was a little sign for a cafe and we thought to ourselves that cake and a drink sounded like a good idea to kill some time so headed a little further on, parked up in front of the thickest tree I think I have ever seen, and in we went. There was a spectacular view from the cafe as well, unsurprisingly since we had only gone about 200 metres down the road. Some milkshakes and my new favourite, a freddo capuccino, which is a cold coffee, chasing down a couple of tasty cakes, and we considered that some time well spent.
    We drove on, eventually going coastal, the island is not that big so it can’t be avoided for long. We drove a bit, then turned around and stopped at a supermarket to pick up some supplies and then headed to our accommodation. It was a bit different from our last one, there’s a pool for a start. The pool has one of those devices that creates a current you can swim against, so Jess spent about 30 minutes or more in her own little world. I just spent the time cooling off. After a while of cooling off we all started feeling a bit hungry and we thought to ourselves that a cake and a drink sounded like a good idea to kill some time. So we headed across the road to the beach and walked along looking for somewhere to meet our requirements. We eventually found a resort and walked up there, the girls were a little concerned that we were going to be asked to leave, or even worse, physically ejected. We explained to them that the colour of our money was just as good as anyone else’s . Do some milkshakes and my new favourite, a cold draft beer, chasing down some tasty cake and we all considered that some time well spent.
    The rest of the afternoon was spent just taking it easy around the pool, it was nice not feeling like we needed to do anything. A very unchallenging pasta salad for dinner, some beer and ouzo to wash it all down, and some Olympic on the telly, made for a relaxing evening to wrap up a fairly relaxing day. And only 3 sleeps to go.
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  • Rinse, wash, repeat.

    29 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ 🌙 29 °C

    Having a pool makes you lazy. It means that you don’t have to go far, you can just relax next to the pool to cool off and you don’t have to go searching for a lovely beach. So that is what we did today. The girls didn’t wake up until late, even Ruby made it past midday, the rooms have blackout blinds so it is pitch black and much easier to sleep, also the rooms are under the main level so it is cooler down there. Anyway, our morning passed with nothing happening.
    Our afternoon pretty much passed with nothing happening as well. Jess and I had some work to do, plus we had to do a call for a flat we are trying to get for Lily and Mr Bentlequerry, hopefully they will have somewhere to live next year. We did all start to feel hungry, but there was no chance of us venturing out to pick anything up, and we had been left a menu from somewhere that delivers so we figured that was a pretty good choice. We ordered some food, across a very dodgy phone connection, so we just had to put our faith in the universe and hope that it would arrive. The universe delivered and it arrived in good time, it was very impressive. Jess and I ordered a salad and a club sandwich, the girls all ordered pancakes. When it did all arrive, it was like Allegra had won the lottery. Her sister’s pancakes had two each, for some reason hers had four, smothered in a Nutella like sauce, with crumbled maltesers sprinkled over the top. It was like all her Christmases had come at once. We were all very jealous. It was all very delicious, no matter we had ordered, I’m not sure I have ever had a better salad.
    The rest of the day was very relaxed, and we didn’t feel a need to go very far, although eventually Jess and I did need to pop out to the supermarket so we had food for dinner. At this point Jess did comment that she thought the blog was getting a bit boring, too much same same and not enough variety, so apologies if you feel the same way. It has definitely been good to have this little rest from the pursuit of the unique and to just spend some time enjoying doing nothing. We ended the day with a bit more of the Olympics, tomorrow we are heading off to the place where they all (re) started, Athens. So that will be a bit of a change of pace for us all. And only two more sleeps.
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  • As hot as Hellas

    30 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ 🌙 29 °C

    We were heading for the smoke today so it was an early start. But before I get to that I need to finish off yesterday’s edition, I am fairly surprised I managed to finish it if I am honest. When I was a younger man I was taught a little rhyme to keep me out of trouble: Beer before wine, you’ll be fine, wine before beer, you’ll feel queer. Unfortunately nobody taught me anything about beer before wine, followed by some ouzo, chased down with some wine and topped off by some more ouzo. Not sure how it would start but it would end ‘lying in bed, spinning in the head.’ Despite all that I bounced out of bed this morning fresh as a daisy and we got sorted for our day of travelling to Athens, packing done, sandwiches made, sorted. We had to drop the car off first, which meant dealing with the 12 year olds again, quite painful. We got to the port and there was no sign of our ferry so we just needed to wait, it was quite a windy day so it was running a little late. We were going to be onboard for about 3.5 hours so we were quite keen to get a good seat indoors, like we had last time, but it seemed like there was going to be a bit of competition as the crowds inched forward waiting for the starter’s whistle to signal we could board. Then it sounded and we were off. The Olympics have nothing on the sweaty backpack carrying race for the good seats and I feel like all my training was paying off. I didn’t know if the rest of the family was keeping up, there was no time to look back, but if they weren’t then I couldn’t help them. I would go into loads of detail about the rest of the race but it all passed in a blur, needless to say I assumed my usual position in the comfy seats and the family was right there with me.
    The trip on the boat was quite rough due to the wind and Allegra was not enjoying it. Jess and I used some of the time to do some work but I couldn’t cope for long, staring at a screen and riding the waves, after the beer, wine, ouzo combo was not much fun. There was Greece and Spain in basketball on the tv so most of the passengers were watching this and cheering away which was quite cool, it was close right to the end but sadly Spain won. The waves actually got worse and Allegra was feeling like she might be sick, so Jess took her outside for some fresh air which seemed to help her a bit. Once the boat arrived we were straight on to a bus and taking the winding road across towards the mainland and this is when I really started to pay the price, I promised myself I would not drink again, or not drink again until tonight, whichever came first. Eventually I had a 20 minute nanna (power) nap and I came good. Then it was Athens, still not a massively appealing place, and we needed to catch two buses to get to our accommodation, the first one pulled up just as we got to the stop, easy. Then a short walk to the next stop and as we got there the next bus pulled up, easy. Although not so easy, it was packed and there was no way we were getting on with all our bags. The next bus was not going to be for a while so we had a choice, wait or walk 30 minutes. It was 34 degrees so there was really only one choice, a walk it was. It was easy at first but by the end it was pretty tough, the bags got heavier as we neared our destination but we made it. As we rode the lift I could see my reflection in the mirror and my face was dripping in sweat so I commented that I was glistening, accenting a hard ‘t’ in the middle. For some reason the girls found this very annoying, given my tiredness this suggested to me I should repeat it several times to wind them up, I was then told in no uncertain terms I should fu** toff.
    We were all absolutely knackered by then but nothing that couldn’t be temporarily resolved with a shed load of chocolate, biscuits and chocolate milk. Time to relax for a little while but then dinner needed to be prepared, not toasties or pasta salad tonight, I thought I would whip up a regular pasta surprise. At the supermarket I found some interesting things I could add, that we haven’t seen before on our travels, I believe they might be called vegettables. Whatever they were, it was tasty. We don’t have much idea what we will do in Athens, but I am sure at some stage we might get our Parthenon. And of course, there is only one sleep until Lily is here.
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  • Parthenon and on and on

    31 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ ☀️ 29 °C

    We woke up in Athens very excited, Lily is arriving today. But not until tonight so we had a day to kill. The morning was just the usual, a bit of work and the girls sleeping it around lunchtime we headed out to see the sights. It was a hot day, what a surprise, but there was some wind which kept it feeling cool, so it wasn’t too bad. We hopped off the bus somewhere central and immediately there were ruins all round. Now we could have been incredibly cultured and checked them all out but to be honest, despite the barred fences around them all I didn’t get the feeling that I would have a better view if I paid the entrance fee and got up close, essentially a bunch of old buildings that had mostly fallen down. One of them was Hadrian’s Library, and given the state of his wall, it was no great surprise that it had mostly fallen down. We also checked out the Agora, which someone told me was the birthplace of democracy, though to be honest I wasn’t really listening. I did find it ironic though that it was swarming with Yanks, as far as I am aware half of them think the good old USA invented democracy, and the other half are awaiting the second coming so they can finish it off for good.
    After that we headed fro Panatheneic Stadium, where the first Olympics were held. It is a very impressive stadium given its age and the fact that it is constructed out of marble. It also gave us the best view we were going to get of the Parthenon, please refer to my earlier comments if in doubt about why we didn’t venture any closer. We could see quite a lot of smoke though as well. At this point at the stadium we had two stresses at virtually the same time. First of all Lily messaged to say that her train was stopped because of an unspecified problem and then all our phones buzzed with an alert to say there was a fire in our area and that we should stay indoors and close all the windows. Needless to say we carried on with our tour. We had a bit of a race on the track, I came a creditable third and then we posed on the medal dais. We were getting hungry so headed back to the touristy part of town to find something to eat. Then, like the universe was giving us a message, a vegan cafe popped up on Google maps so we thought we might as well try there. What a good choice it turned out to be, some of the best vegan cafe food we have had in a long time, tasty sandwiches and salads, and they brought us out some cake samples to keep us going while we waited. After that it was time to head home, the heat had worn us all out, and we had to rest up for the main event.
    It was quite the trek to get to the airport, the first bus was a no show so we had to go to a different bus stop, then we had to catch a train, buying tickets first from the most relaxed ticket office guy ever, he was just having a good time eating his watermelon and nothing was going to hurry him up. We negotiated the world’s second oldest metro system with little bother and got to the airport in good time. We had been in touch with Lily on her trip and knew that her flight was delayed so we were all waiting with our hand made signs but it took her ages to come out. It was a very happy reunion all round and the girls still haven’t stopped yakking. Jess is walking around with a big smile on her face, she is in her happy place. I am a man so I shook Lily by the hand, punched her shoulder playfully and grunted something non committal. It was a long wait for a train because of the airport delay and then a long train ride back to our accommodation and the tiredness started to set in for all of us. But all Lily had wanted to do since landing was swim in the rooftop pool so luckily it closed at midnight and when we got there no one was in there. The 4 girls reunited happily swam and messed about like no time had passed enjoying the amazing view of the Parthenon at night and the secluded roof top pool. Me and Jess sat and watched again just happy the gang was back together again. As nowhere was open to get food we feasted on chocolate biscuits and tinned dolmades. A big day ahead tomorrow as we are heading back to the islands, it will be our final one, Alonissos.
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  • Call me Steve Martin

    31 de julio de 2024, Grecia ⋅ ☀️ 33 °C

    The fallen comrade is no more. Much like Jesus I have risen from the dead, albeit three weeks later instead of three days but potato potato.
    The day was off to an early start as I woke up half an hour before our alarm at 8:30, in no way mentally prepared for a 10 hour long solo journey across Europe. I was however prepared in every other way, my mother has trained me well.
    The alarm went off and The Bentlequerry and I started slowly moving, having breakfast, finishing touches in the packing and last minute checks. We were so efficient that we were ready ten minutes early and so Quents mum who was driving me to the station suggested we go in early which we did. However there are downsides to being overly efficient and one of them is waiting at a hot train station for ten minutes more than necessary. But the train pulled up I said goodbye to Quent and on I got. All was going smoothly, we passed through two stations, Souillac and Gourdon (shoutout Milan) but as they say third times a charm. Or rather, as is always the case when it comes to the sncf, a bloody curse. We get there, people get offf and then the announcement man tells us that the train will be stopped for about ten minutes due to a problem with the train. As has been my experience with the sncf ten minutes is never ten minutes. It is always more and so I started shitting myself. Luckily the person sitting next to me had left otherwise he would have been in for quite a scene. Miraculously before the situation could spiral out of control the announcement man told us all was good and we were off. Crisis averted (the crisis that is me sleep talking in French is still not to be mentioned, I am in denial).
    We were then back on (train) track with only a ten minute delay. The rest of the journey passed smoothly and before I knew it I had arrived in the very hot city of Toulouse. If you’ve been reading Big D’s blog you’ll know that Greece is hot, well let me tell you, Toulouse is even more so. It is also a wonderfully well signposted city and I was therefore able to find the airport shuttle with no trouble. The shuttle pulled up minutes after I did and I began to become suspicious as to how smoothly things were going. In my experience that usually means trouble further down the line. I arrived to the airport with none of this expected trouble and breezed through security. Life is so much quicker as a single unit instead of six. Quickly made my way to my gate with a quick necessary pit stop to get a drink and take a pee. Seeing as I arrived with ages to spare I had my pick of seats and took great advantage of that by man spreading to my fullest.
    And about an hour into that and a few episodes into my series that trouble I suspected finally arrived. The announcement man (that dastardly bearer of bad news) announced that flight AF 1864 to Athens was delayed by half an hour. With horror I realised that my flight was flight AF 1864. Karma may be my boyfriend but they are also a dick.
    Anywho the extra thirty minutes flew by thanks to the mindless entertainment that is Netflix original series and before I knew it I was passing the threshold of my nemesis, airplanes. As I’m sure it’s well known I am a great disliker of flying and yet my parents made me do it on my own. I won’t go into detail but let’s just say for a well air conditioned plane I was sweating an unusual amount. I finally landed 35 minutes later than originally planned and squeezed into a bus where everyone one else seemed to respecting covid distancing which took us to the main airport. I was greeted by five smiling weirdos all holding a sign with my name on it and then promptly attacked with hugs and choruses of “Moo Moo!” (all from my mother).
    I was then informed by my father that I still had an hour and a half to add onto my already ten hour long journey. Luckily the time passed quickly with me talking everyone’s ear off due to my diet of brownie and crisps and not much else, which led Ruby to get pissy at me but I think it was just to make me feel properly settled in.
    We finally, eleven and a half or so hours after I set of from Quent’s house this morning, arrived at our apartment only for me to speedily leave again, this time for a quick dip in the outdoor pool. Despite having been repeatedly told by my father that it is hot in Greece, compared to France I might as well have been in Antarctica for how chill it was. However I have decided to adopt the yolo attitude and so, without checking the depth of this pool, I yelled “Euro Summer!” and jumped right in. However the pool was actually only waist high and so I ended up hurting my entire shins as they hit the bottom with a bang that Allegra said could be heard from outside the pool. However I soldiered on and was soon making all of my sisters dunk in the spirit of Euro Summer.
    We quickly got cold and so retreated back to the apartment where I feasted on the best dolmades that I have ever eaten in my life before writing this here banger and hopping into bed.

    Fallen I am no more
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  • Notenoughsleepos

    1 de agosto de 2024, Grecia ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C

    An early morning bus meant an early morning wake up call. We were up late last night celebrating Lily’s arrival and rather than waste time this morning trying to negotiate buses to get to the station we thought we would just get taxis to take some stress out of the day. It was a 45 minute walk from our accommodation to the bus station, so Jess thought we should allow 75 minutes for a taxi, just in case. My protestations fell on deaf ears and so the taxis were booked, reducing our sleep time by 30 minutes, crucial minutes in my daily grumpiness quota. To be fair though, I did get plenty of ‘I told you so’ time when the taxi took 15 minutes and we had an hour or so to kill at the station, these things have a habit of evening out I feel. Lily was full of the joys of travelling, it’s all new to her so early starts are a bit of a novelty, for the rest of the girls, they started off a little slowly but soon enough Lily’s infectious enthusiasm rubbed off and they were all yakking and laughing as we waited for the bus,
    The bus trip was equally as boring as the two previous occasions we have done it, although we did pass close-ish to a fire burning in the forests of Evia, we saw plenty of water bombing planes circling round in the distance. We got to the ferry port and we were like old pros, the twins jumped off the bus and grabbed some benches under shade in the seating area and we waited for the boat to arrive. We had filled Lily in on what was required to get a good seat on the boat, it was even more important now as it seems like since it is August it is full tourist season, it was way busier than even two days ago. So she was ready to go and was a little upset that a couple of people seemed to be getting preferential treatment and boarding first, until I pointed out that they were helping some disabled passengers. She grudgingly accepted this explanation, while keeping her eye on the guy who would give us the boarding signal. As soon as he did she was off, weaving through the crowds to get to the front, she was first on the boat and we had the pick of of the seats. The boat trip was also much like our previous experiences, although today we had volleyball and table tennis as our Olympic sports for our viewing pleasure. The boat stopped at some of the previous islands we had visited, Skiathos and Skopelos and then it was on to Alonissos. The twins and I went in a taxi with all the bags to our accommodation, we aren’t getting a car here, and Jess, Lily and Ruby walked, it was less than half an hour. While we waited we popped to a nearby shop to grab some essentials and they stopped at a bakery on the way. The cardinal rule was broken, never go into a bakery hungry, and they arrived at the villa loaded up with cake. So we sat and ate that, then wandered down to the beach for a quick swim to cool off, although by now it was about 8.30 so the heat had gone out of the day. It was just a quick dip then back to the villa to get changed and head out back to the waterside where we had spotted a nice looking restaurant for our dinner. The girls had mostly overdone it in the cake earlier and so they didn’t finish off what they ordered, except for Tate who polished off hers, wiped her plate with some bread, then got stuck into what Allegra had left, while scraping the last of the tzatziki. I’m not sure where she puts it all. Luckily the walk back to the villa is uphill so we managed to all work a bit of it off. First impressions of Alonissos are good, it doesn’t seem as busy as some of the other islands, and has a fairly relaxed feel. We will do a bit of exploring tomorrow to see what else we can see.
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  • Jeepster McBuggy

    2 de agosto de 2024, Grecia ⋅ 🌙 28 °C

    We had resolved yesterday that today would be a getting a feel for the island day where we would mostly be just sorting out plans for the rest of our time here. So with that in mind, we slept until after 9 this morning, which is almost unheard of. Lily was first awake of the girls and soon enough I heard an anguished raised voice from the kitchen asking why we hate her so much and wondering if we even loved her. Our crime, buying multifruit juice that we know she doesn’t like, rather than a single fruit juice that we know she does. Sometimes as a parent you just know that you have done the wrong thing by your children even though your intentions might have been good and all you can do is hold your hands up and apologise. I will leave it up to anyone reading to decide which side of that particular line this episode fell on.
    Gradually everyone else woke up and gradually we got ready to head out. This involved plaiting some hair, applying some eye make up and of course deciding which particular outfit would work best for an island meander. I found myself wondering if the Kirkwoods had the same problem for their day in Vienna. Soon though we were ready and off walking into town to get sorted. I was leading the way and directing and inadvertently took us about 50 metres the wrong way, only to suffer an onslaught of invective questioning not only my parentage but also my worth as a human being. I resolved to lift my game. As we were walking down the hill to the port I spotted a cherry red jeep outside a car rental place and casually remarked that if I was going to hire a car that would be what I would get. Now Jess has never knowingly passed up an opportunity to take a bull by the horns so 30 minutes later we had hired that cherry red jeep, plus another vehicle (as the jeep only seats 3) and also booked a sunset snorkelling trip for a few days time.
    Our plans for the day had done a u-turn so we headed back to our villa to grab all our swimming gear and set off to explore the island a bit. It was fun driving Jeepster McBuggy (as I had christened it), feeling the wind blowing around as we cruised the windy island roads, although it was squeaky and bumpy this was more than offset by the envious looks we were receiving, we are nothing if not posers. We parked the cars at a spot near a beach then went in search of some suncream, which we found, although we were a bit short of food. There were a bunch of tavernas and while looking for some pastries Lily spotted one that had Aperol and said she had been serving them at work all summer and really wanted to try one. Any excuse to get on the sauce early in the afternoon, not sure who she gets that from. So we sat down to have some lunch and Lily enjoyed her Aperol spritz, which is Aperol, Prosecco and fizzy water, a perfect euro summer drink.
    We had some food which was tasty and then it was beach o’clock, I for one was feeling very hot. It was only a short walk and we were very pleasantly surprised when we saw that it had plenty of shade, and even more importantly, was very sparsely populated. We had been expecting it to be rammed but Alonissos has continued to impress us. Needless to say, the waters were calm and crystal clear and we were all cooling off in no time. We stayed for quite a while, chilling, snorkelling, skimming stones and just generally enjoying being together and hanging out doing nothing. There is literally nothing in the world I love more.
    I could have sat there for most of the evening but Jeepster McBuggy was calling. So after a while we packed up and jumped in the cars, which you literally have to do as there are no doors, and headed off for the Chora (old town) at the top of the hill with a plan to have an ice cream and watch the sunset. It is a magnificent spot, with views over the Aegean, and as the sun was going down the colours of the sky were changing. We wandered around, it was truly the Greece we had been hoping for based on all the travel guides, a hilltop village but a staircase or alleyway around every corner. Not only that, it had a lovely ice cream shop so all our dreams were coming true. We wandered as we licked, taking photos as we went, it was the sort of place we felt would have been perfect just to sit at and have few drinks and spend an evening. But I couldn’t do that to Jeepster, plus being such a picture postcard spot the crowds were starting to build up so I think the ambiance would have changed if we had stayed any longer.
    It was time to head back to our villa and rest up after a very full day, apart from poor Jess who had some work she just had to get done so that she can properly enjoy the rest of our time together. We have the cars for tomorrow as well so we shall explore Alonissos some more, I am at the point where I think it could not be anything less than awesome.
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