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- Tuesday, April 17, 2012
- ☁️ 15 °C
- Altitude: 40 m
EnglandEpsom Railway Station51°20’10” N 0°16’4” W
Day 0 - Rendezvous

On the morning of the 17th I dragged my self from bed nice and early to fulfill my last morning of work before heading off on just over two weeks of leave. Having received an anonymous note the previous evening stating "do not come in tomorrow" I decided the tactical move was to dial-in from home. Having completed my final packing the previous evening I was able to dedicate my self to tieing (or at least properly handing off) as many loose ends as possible before my trip.
By half past ten I was all done, and at 10:40 I slung my rucksack (duck sat comfortably atop) over my shoulder and headed to the railway station. I took the opportunity to grab a snack and then boarded the 11:09 high speed service, bound for London Paddington (first class, naturally). It was around the point of joining the first class carriage, having not shaved for a few days and attired in a black t-shirt, arab 'shemagh' scarf, cargo trousers, combat boots and a pair of mitts (aka fingerless gloves), set off with sunglasses that in my attempt to dress practically (yet with some individual flair) for the long journey ahead I had accidentally gone out dressed as a member of Clash (in particular see the music video for 'Rock the Casbah'). Doh.
I got into the holiday mood by reading my (complimentary) copy of 'The Times', which was dominated by coverage of the Anders Behring Breivik trial, over cups of coffee. Much of my journey though was spent trying to remember the name of the gentleman I was sharing the carriage with. I recognized him from the television, he is in either politics or journalism but I couldn't recall a name. We spoke briefly as we were alighting at Paddington, but I was too embarrassed to ask who he was.
In the early afternoon, the connection through London was straight forward, and I made good time to Epsom, where Chris lives. Like me he was keen to finish some of his more important bits of work before he left. Whilst he pressed on at his office I ran some last minute errands around Epsom, picking up travel size toiletries and the like. It was around 15:00 when I noticed that I had left my Mastercard, by far my most efficient method of payment whilst abroad, back at home in Wales. I did give some thought about making the 7 hour round trip to fetch it (which by the time I could have set off, would have gotten me back to Epsom around 23:30). Instead I thought carefully through how big a problem not having it would be, and once I had calmed down I simply popped into the bank and got the cards I did have with me enabled for use abroad. My thinking; these trips always, always have a glitch (usually early on), my hope is that this means Chris's knees are safe this time.
After much wandering around Epsom, Chris eventually emerged from his office around 18:00, to find me waiting for him in the local Starbucks. After confirming my assessment that yes, I am indeed a wally for having forgotten my card I asked him what packing he had left to do. He replied "all of it"; "excellent!" said I, for I had a friendly wager with my Dad that this would be his response. Mostly though, with our last bits of work behind us and only the very final preparations between us and our adventure, we quickly worked ourselves into a fairly giddy excitement.Read more
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- Wednesday, April 18, 2012 at 10:00 AM
- 🌧 2 °C
- Altitude: 210 m
NorwayOslo Airport, Gardermoen60°11’39” N 11°5’50” E
Jorurney to Norway

The first day of the trip proper was another early start (note to my future self; I hereby promise you that you will be allowed to catch up on this lost sleep time later). We rose at 05:00; I cooked a breakfast of french toast and fruit juice, whilst Chris prepared sandwiched for our lunch later on.
At 06:00 Chris' brother arrived to give us a lift to Gatwick Airport's South terminal. When I emerged from Chris's flat he was rather surprised to see me; it seems Chris's family had assumed he would be taking the trip to Norway with his girlfriend. Another fine example of Chris' ability to disseminate information effectively and clearly.
The airport its self was a fairly unremarkable experience; although that in its self suggests that both the check-in process and our own preparedness were bang-on (as I would have noticed were either not up to scratch). There was, of course, the usual interesting experience of wandering around in one's socks having been directed to put your boots through the X-Ray machine trying to look dignified whilst doing so. On this occasion we both avoided a frisking.
The flight time from London to Oslo is a mere 1hour 50mins; not even enough time for an inflight movie. They did show a Norwegian candid camera show, in which the producers set-up a range of innocent by-standers to be 'discovered' in compromising positions. One such mark, was carefully maneuvered such that at just the right moment two "police officers" enter the shop to find him stood over the bound and gagged shop-keep, wielding a base ball bat. This confirms what I have long suspected; Norwegians have wider evil streak than they are generally credited with :p
As the plane made its approach to Oslo, we could see patches of snow on the forested land surrounding the city. The colour pallet was also giving all of those subtle ques that yes; you are somewhere new.
We were swiftly off the plane and reunited with our bags (and duck, who had insisted upon traveling in the hold for reasons known only to himself) and on to Oslo its self.
We took the airport express train into the Oslo Sentralstasjon (central station). As we passed through the outlying parts of town, the general impression was similar to that given off by a British city a few days after a heavy snow fall; that slightly gray hue of gritting salt residue. Even so, the jucsterposition of urban high-rise against great chunks of granite and patches of wooded land was quite striking; making everything feel unique to this place.
After the swift train journey and a short stroll (though perhaps less direct than optimal using our "intuitive navigation" approach) we arrived a full hour ahead of schedule at the Anker Hotel, where we to stay the night (confusing situated next door to the Anker Hostel).
After a slightly puzzling encounter with a Norwegian lift with a hinged (as opposed to sliding) outer door, we made it to the hotel room. Alas the usual British convention of providing "tea and coffee making facilities" doesn't seem to apply here; neither Beth, Bill nor Bowen would be impressed by this. (on the bright side - the bathroom has under floor heating)Read more
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- Wednesday, April 18, 2012 at 5:20 PM
- 🌧 3 °C
- Altitude: 53 m
NorwaySlottsparken59°55’1” N 10°43’42” E
Olso Afternoon

After a short break to get set up on the WiFi (priorities, y' know) and nom some sandwiches we headed out. Shortly thereafter we passed a military surplus shop with a Welsh flag displayed in its window; I had a feeling I could fit in there.
We stopped off back at the station to collect our tickets for Thursdays rail journey to Bergen, and were pleasantly surprised by how smoothly things went.
We passed many buildings on the way there that we are fairly sure would have been impressive... had they not been covered in scaffolding (the amount of construction work underway in Oslo was quite noticeable).
As we meandered around Oslo (so far not having seen any of the sights we has intended on seeing) we realized that this was hungry work. We wandered the harbor searching for a place to eat, but were dismayed to find American style food dominating the quayside. Having passed McDonalds, TGI Fridays and a plethora of non branded "texas steak-house" type operations, we eventually found a place that seemed like it was serving what sounded a reasonably Nordic Menu; the Cafe Sorgenfri.
The name 'cafe' belied how upscale a venue it appeared to be. The decor was quirky to the extreme, but created a pleasant atmosphere. The food when it came was gorgeous; Chris went for the dish of the day, where as I stuck with fish (it is Norway after all). (later we consulted our lonely planet and found that it goes unmentioned, but we think we may have stumbled onto a gem). During the meal we attempted to enlighten our selves regarding proper pronunciation of norsk; as the phonetic approximations in the phrase book were frequently erroneous. We also hit our first cross cultural misunderstanding over the use of the term "white tea", which the waitress took to mean the type of tea (as opposed to its more frequent usage in Britain to mean "black tea, with milk").
As we inspected the various restaurants and cafes we had been wincing at the prices, which seemed to fulfill the forecast of between two and four times as expensive as at home. After the meal though, I didn't feel like I had paid over the odds for what we had. I would suggest that prices aren't currently higher as such, but there seemed to be a notable absence of anything but high-end dishes. Given that this country has the largest GDP per capita in the world though, that seems logical (if worrying for us).
It was about this point that the oddity of having risen in London and dined in Oslo (having strolled lazily about most of the day) struck us. It seems it really is a small world.Read more
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- Wednesday, April 18, 2012 at 8:30 PM
- 🌧 4 °C
- Altitude: 8 m
NorwayOperaen59°54’26” N 10°45’9” E
Oslo Operahouse

Before heading back we visited Oslo's opera house; it is a delightful structure. Viewed from a distance it has the appearance of a sleek ship rising out of the harbor.
Up close, Chris observed, every angle is carefuly designed. Each pain of glass in front of the building is bespoke.Read more
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- Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 2:00 PM
- ☁️ -2 °C
- Altitude: 839 m
NorwayMyrdal60°44’5” N 7°7’23” E
The Bergen Line

Today we set off from Oslo to Bergen via the Oslo-Bergen railway; billed as one of the most scenic rail journeys in the world. We had high expectations as the day began.
Our first breakfast in Norway was interesting, as the buffet laid out contained very little that would be recognisable to a Briton as breakfast food. Taking the “when in Rome” approach, we had fish and cheese for our morning meal. Over breakfast we reflected on our afternoon in Oslo. It was, we decided, remarkably similar to London in atmosphere (if a little less crowded). This surprised me a little, as I had expected something more akin to a smaller British city.
After breakfast we made the short walk to Oslo Sentralstasjon a place which, if my friend Nina is to believed, travellers leaving Mos-Isley space port are warned about. When we arrived on the platform, our train was stood idling. Externally the string of vehicles, particularly its locomotive, appeared utilitarian and well worn, its livery dulled by its travels through the Norwegian mountains. Inside the train was clean and smartly upholstered. A range of luggage bays were provided, including a tall rack to accommodate skis; a facility which several Norwegians were availing themselves of, and a reminder that this train heads up into the mountains.
The ‘Komfort’ class carriage was not quite as plush as a first class compartment on a British Intercity or Eurostar Service, but seemed comparable to a First Class compartment on the French TGV (the principal differnatior being the more generous legroom on the NSB Komfort, traded against wider seats on the TGV).
As the train pulled out of the station (at 10:37, precisely as scheduled) the ‘scenic’ billing got off to a good start, as we passed through a long series of tunnels. As a civil engineer Chris loves to see good use of reinforced concrete (often insisting we stop to photograph dams, bridges and similar structures on our various travels). After the tunnels the houses of Oslo’s suburbs, clad in the colourful stained wood stereotypical of Norwegian dwellings.
Most of rest of the morning was spent gliding quietly through wide glacial valleys. A good reminder of GCSE Geography lessons, if a little bland in terms of scenery. By noon though, we were travelling beside wide, fast flowing rivers in the valleys between snow dusted peaks; a more ‘classical’ interpretation of ‘scenic’ rail journey. A wide range of dams and spillways was thrown into the mix, which pleased Chris greatly. The weather also improved, as we snuck out from beneath blanket of cloud that had been above us since landing in Oslo.
At one point we passed a “stave church” (number 13 on Lonley Planet’s list of things to see in Norway) in what Chris described as “drive by tourism”.
High tension power lines are built in many of the mountain valleys in Norway; their purpose is to prevent mountain trolls (the largest troll species) from blundering into the more populated areas of Norway.
The popping of our ears signalled that we were climbing higher, and subtle changes in the view betrayed the falling temperature; patches of snow beside the track, half frozen lakes and snow covered peaks disappearing into the clouds. We also saw evidence of lots of quarrying. From a visual inspection this appeared to be taking place with a greater respect for the surrounding environment than I have seen in any other such operation. Of course, to take anything less than the utmost care in a place as beautiful as this, would have been very offensive indeed.
By one o’clock we found ourselves passing through mountain scenery ranked amongst the best that I have encountered, punctuated by brief plunges into the narrow tunnels and cuttings that allow the railway to negotiate demanding terrain. My thoughts did turn to how glorious (and challenging) it would be do take this journey by bicycle, but the train also has its own appeal. The ability to write my journal/blog at will, read (that is in the few moments when my gaze wasn’t stolen by the scenery) and the delightful smell of chocolate from the hot drinks machine are /almost/ compensation enough for being without my trusty bicycle.
The clear cool lakes, reflect the mountain peaks; picturesque simply doesn’t come close to describing it.
Photography from a moving train is a challenging proposition at best, once you have framed your shot of the distant scenery, you can usually rely on some trackside object appearing in the foreground as you press the shutter release. By the mid afternoon, judging the right moment at which to take a picture became a something of a game.
The Bergen line is predominantly single track, so around 14:00 we stopped to allow an Oslo bound service to pass us. Climbing still further, the light dusting of snow became thicker, and great stalactites of ice could e seen clinging to some of the larger outcroppings of rock.
Come 15:00 we were travelling amongst the lower reaches of the cloud, the snow truly blanketing the countryside. The snow was several inches in depth, with drifts high enough to half bury some buildings; this is far and away the most snow I’ve ever seen. The skiers that had joined the train in Oslo began to alight at various ski resorts along the route.
The glare of the snow covered ground, contrasted against the complete darkness of the tunnels became quite uncomfortable at times. At a few points the view was nearly “whited-out”; a combination of light snow-fall, low clouds, the general difficulty picking out the horizon in the snow, and great plumes of snow kicked up by the passage of the train.
At 15:25 we arrived at the highest station on the Oslo-Bergen line, some 1,222m above sea level. In less than two more hours, the train would be beside the sea in Bergen; we were intrigued as to how this would be accomplished. Immidiatly upon departing from this highest point we entered a long stretch of tunnel. The dull glow of occasional lights mounted within revealed that the tunnel was simply hewn out of the imposing granite of Norway’s mountains, rather than being lined with the dull brick or concrete common to many.
We emerged from the tunnel on the far side of a large peak. This coincided with the return of the sunshine, which we considered rather ill timed (as we were almost blinded by the strange snowy brilliance).
Some of the early drafts of our itinerary called for us to cycle down this mountain and return to the top via the Flamm Railway (locomotive pictured). Given how completely blanketed the area was in snow, it seems that skipping this step was the right call.
Despite this being the snowiest scene I had ever encountered, there still a distinctive quality of Spring about the land we were passing through, most fully embodied in the sight of streams of water rushing down the mountain sides even as their banks were overhung with snow (a sight I was not adequately able to capture on camera, due to afore mentioned challenges of train-based photography).
The sunshine stayed with us and breath taking though the scenery is Chris said that it was becoming ‘old hat’; only for the view to catch his attention once again moments later. I suggest that after 6 hours the journey is ‘Used Hat – good condition’.
A (very) quickly thrown together series of video clips from our journey on the Bergen line.
As we headed into Bergen its self, I concluded that the Bergen line, was altogether impressive. I show no remorse for being unashamedly ‘touristy’ for the duration , with wide-eyed awe and constant picture taking. I think that rail journey was probably the cheapest per mile that I have ever taken, yet it was in comfortable seats, with included hot drinks and was absolutely stunning. Definitely a way to travel I can recommend.
An Ode to the Bergen Line
We set off from Oslo in seats that reclined
Although mechanical seating was not on my mind
I looked out the window at scenery fabled
One o’ the best in the world as lonely planet had labelled
As our journey progressed Dan pointed and said “Troll!”
But alas all was seen was fjords and small cols
Now I’m sitting down writing with hot water and lemon
A long time has passed since quarter past eleven.
- C. H. Vyse, Ode to the Bergen Line (19/04/2012 – 13:42)Read more
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- Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 7:00 PM
- ☁️ 11 °C
- Altitude: 8 m
NorwayVågen60°23’43” N 5°19’16” E
An Evening in Bergen

As we headed into Bergen its self, I concluded that the Bergen line, was altogether impressive. I show no remorse for being unashamedly ‘touristy’ for the duration , with wide-eyed awe and constant picture taking. I think that rail journey was probably the cheapest per mile that I have ever taken, yet it was in comfortable seats, with included hot drinks and was absolutely stunning. Definitely a way to travel I can recommend.
We had a quick wander through town to our accommodations for the night; the Bergen YMCA. (and yes, we hummed the song... I bet everyone does. No actions though, at least not whilst anyone was looking). We had opted for one of the rare double rooms, as opposed to the more usual dormitory beds, so in practice the YMCA 'hostel' was for practical purpouses, a hotel that lets us use the kitchen. Our room had a large Velux window, and was on the top floor of the building which is right in the center of bergen.
Bergen is surrounded by sharply rising hills and the town its self has many smaller undulations, giving everything a slightly crooked look. We were struck by how mild the temperature was (having just passed over a snow covered mountain to get there).
We took a stroll around the town, finding the ferry dock (so there are no hitches tomorrow) and locating a market (to get some food). In the market we encountered something claiming to be a "fish burger", intrigued we decided to get some. Planning ahead we also picked up things we could cook and have cold on Friday.
I did a spot of cooking in the guest kitchen at the YMCA. It wasn't really proper cooking; just heating things really. Even so, I was childishly gleeful at the prospect of cooking in the large professional style set up, particularly at the point where I had several pans on the go.
We had tentatively planned to visit a night club called 'Hulen'; the oldest rock club in northern Europe. When it came to it though, shopping and cooking had taken up a lot of the evening, and we thought better of it.
Tomorrow Bergen properly!Read more
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- Friday, April 20, 2012 at 12:00 PM
- ☁️ 10 °C
- Altitude: 363 m
NorwayFløyfjellet60°23’41” N 5°20’35” E
Fløyen

The YMCA proved to have been a good choice, the room was compact but pleasantly furnished with IKEA products (much the same as my own). We also fortunate enough to have a large Velux window. This provided us our first encounter with the early sun rises and thick curtains that my friend Ann had warned me about. As we cracked open the blind the jump from near total darkness to intense morning rays that streamed in caused me to feel a sudden kinship with Dracula. The shower was unfortunately a little temperamental; trust us, you don’t want to be showering in unheated water in a town whose water flows directly down from the snow-capped hills that surround it.
By far the best aspect of the place though was the pleasing beep-boop that the electronic locks made whenever a card was inserted. (video link to follow). We grabbed a quick breakfast, of the food we had purchased the previous evening and then headed out.
We decided first to climb the hills that surround the older part of town. As we got higher and higher, towards the last of the buildings, we speculated as to where the funicular rail station; as it seemed to us that it would have been positioned further down. It later turned out that we had walked straight past it (not recognising it because the line begins in a long tunnel bored through the rock). As we made our further way up, we passed locals orienteering, running and briskly walking up the steep gradients; one could definitely get fit living in a place like this. The air was cool and clear; any hint of urban air pollution banished to the bottom of the valley, now quite a way below us.
The streams that flow down supply the town with water; signs warn travellers not to do anything to pollute the source, which is only lightly treated. We speculated as to whether the watercourses were steep streams or waterfalls; we concluded that it was probably a series of waterfalls interconnected by short streams, but that we should refer the matter to Ordinance Survey upon our return home.
A 90degree bend on steep set of steps had us reminiscing over past misadventures; we re-enacted the infamous “don’t follow my line” warning and the crash that immediately followed it. Chris observed that my performance lacked a certain authenticity because I didn’t smash my camera as I went; I pointed out that if I were to go for authenticity I should have to smash /his/ camera. Further up we encountered a man riding a hard tailed mountain bikes; clearly a gentleman with much faith in his brakes.
The views over the town as we climbed were lovely, though they didn’t blow us away. Though the way the path had been hewn from rock, and was edged with weathered railings was fairly impressive in its self (though worryingly the occasional iron stub protruding from the ground suggested that some of the barriers had failed). At the top of the climb we saw a man, somewhat advanced in years, storming up the hill with two lekki poles. As he crested the hill he looked at his watch, from his reaction it didn’t seem to be a personal best, and he carried briskly on down the hill with barely a break in step; it seems that life in Bergen can be quite kind to a person.
At the top of the hill, some 320 meters above the harbour, is a large viewing plafrom. It is well architected, with the ramps that provide accessibility also creating pleasing lines down the steps and tiers of seating. We sat for a while and ate nature valley bars whilst we took in the view.
With no small sense of irony, having walked up the what is by definition a mountain to get here, we decided to take the Fløibanen Funicular back down to the city centre. The station was equipped with modern self service ticket machines, matrix displays indicating the time of the next departures (including whether they would stop at intermediate stations) and very modern automatic ticket barriers (using barcodes, which seems to be the prevalent ticket reading technology here in Norway as opposed to the magnetic ink favoured in Britain). The railway cars themselves were also extremely modern. This all seemed somewhat out of place at what is principally a tourist attraction (as we had seen the locals seem quite happy to run up the mountain). The cool efficiency, and concrete and metal of the station evoked commuter travel, more than tourist hot-spot.Read more
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- Friday, April 20, 2012 at 3:00 PM
- ☁️ 13 °C
- Altitude: 5 m
NorwayVågen60°23’49” N 5°19’24” E
Bergen Harbour

After the railcar we set off looking for Lonley Planets “top choice” eatery ‘pingvin’ (later found out means penguin – although in retrospect that is sort of obvious). We wandered the town and tool the time to consider again the matter of price difference between the UK and Norway. We are now of the view that there are two effects in play; there is a “base” difference in the cost of items. For example comparing the price of a Big Mac at McDonalds and a computer game from Game indicated that things are between 1.5 and twice as expensive to purchase in Norway. However there is also a general tendency towards premium products being available; for example an outdoor shop we visited sold only the Merino edition of the ‘buff’ multi-function headware (the most expensive variant, made with the highly sought after wool of New Zealands Merino sheep). In the supermarket we found that Coca Cola was sold only in glass bottles, a luxury version of the product back home. Consequently as well as being more expensive, one usually has to go with premium products which drives up the cost of living here still further.
We wandered the town for a time, but our search for the cafe proved fruitless (we believe it has closed since the publication of Lonely Planet, however it could simply be that I’m far more at home navigating in a rural environment). About our travels though, we did get to see a lot of Bergen’s public art and architecture.
We fell back on eating at the Bergen’s famous fish market. Chris went for fish and chips, where as I went for the ‘famous fish soup’. There is also the option of having almost any kind of sea creature you care to name cooked fresh on the grill. Dolphin doesn’t appear on the menu but this is, as the Norwegians themselves say, mostly because you don’t find dolphins in Norwegian waters. The fish soup typifies the ‘only premium products available’ phenomenon. The food is served from a trailer on the harbour side, similar to the classic British ice-cream van into a waxed paper pot. The contents however consists of mussels, fresh crab meat, salmon and a rich and creamy broth; all (so they claim) caught that day. The disconnect between context and quality of product was quite startling. The soup was absolutely delicious, and Chris was rather jealous.
The atmosphere of eating in the fish market was equally appealing. Men and women in waders full length waders worked at selling locally caught fish set out on beds of ice, as well as sea food products from many corners of the world, including jars of caviar (alas I didn’t spot any cockles or larva bread on offer). Those serving food were jovial, the gentleman who served us was from Uruguay and whilst we were there he slipped between French, English and Norwegian with an ease of which I was quite envious.
After food we continued our wanderings around Bergen, with a mind to visit one of the many museums. We decided the nautical museum would be most interesting, but alas it closed 10 minutes before we arrived. Our search had however taken us through the colourful university area (like Bristol university it has not official ‘campus’ but a small part of town consists almost entirely of university buildings. I find that universities frequently boast some of the most interesting architecture going (though there are exceptions, Swansea or UWE for example :p ).
Our bid to visit a normal museum foiled, we made of the fortress on the outer part of the harbour, which was also billed as a museum. On arrival this turned out to be an fortified area of the town, which with guide maps and walking routes posted up to provide an open air museum. In recent decades, the relevance of traditional fortifications in costal towns has weigned and many such sights around Norway are now open to the public. This particular ‘fort’ encompasses ruins that date back to the 1300s, within more recent walls and gates. As we wandered around we found a curious mix of well maintained walls, decaying pillboxes and medieval ruins, latterly with the curious addition of walkways and ramps to facilitate tourists.
Despite the reduced importance of the site to defence there is still a small garrison present and their few modern cannon do appear as though they would menace any marauder who sailed by. With time to relax before our ship sailed, and the weather having taken a particularly balmy turn that day, we found ourselves laying in the grass atop the highest point in the fort; occasionally troubling ourselves to look out over Bergen with our binoculars to see what we could see. At one point a heart shamed balloon sailed up from the old quarter, the local ferries plied back and forth through the harbour; the pace of things seemed gentle as we allowed time to drift by in our first true “relax” of the holiday.
I had imagined many things whilst anticipating our Norwegian adventure, but I had not foreseen laying out in just my t-shirt under a warm sun; just another example of how travel will always take you by surprise, even in the most mundane of circumstances.
After our repose, we headed back through Byrggen, to collect bags, which were being held in the luggage room of the YMCA. As we went, we noted some of the subtle flourishes that make Bergen the pleasant environment it is. Many of its streets are in well maintained cobles, with zebra crossings (or whatever they are called in Norway) laid out in a mosaic of black and white stones, rather than simply painted on. Even the man hole covers play their part, with significant Bergen attractions embossed upon each one.
With a healthy margin of time still remaining, and little desire to squander our time waiting in a ferry terminal we headed to the shopping centre looking for a cafe named ‘Eat My Muffin’; a recommendation of the YMCA staff. The lady behind the counter had an aunt living in Canterbury, which made for interesting conversation. I got the distinct impression that this establishment doesn’t get a lot of tourist business; this being the first place we had been in that published its menu only in Norwegian.
Chris had Tea (earl grey, hot) served in a Glass which was too hot to hold and we each had a fantastic muffin; Chris opting for blueberry and me for a concoction known as “Hummingbird “.Read more
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- April 20, 2012 at 7:00 PM - April 21, 2012
- 1 night
- ☁️ 7 °C
- Altitude: Sea level
NorwayHjellberget61°45’1” N 4°59’31” E
MV Nordnorge: Bergen to Geiranger

Before boarding the ship, we had to attend a “Saftey briefing” in which we were played a DVD about safety onboard. The first half covers why washing hands is important, followed by methods for hand washing (including an excruciating montage of shots on the topic of “things you touch with hands, whilst on a ship).
Shortly after we got underway, the public address called English speaking passengers to a meeting in the ships conference room. We arrived a few minutes ahead of time to find the room neatly filling up from the front; naturally Chris grabbed a seat in the back row causing me to remind him that “its not a physics lecture” (a subject traditionally imparted to persons in the back row of lecture theatres). As more and more of our fellow passengers filed in we noted that Chris and I were decidedly outside of the typical demographic; much silver hair was on display and I doubt that any other passenger in the room was under 50 years of age. Even so as I struck up conversation with the lady who had taken up the seat next to me, we seemed to be accepted as “seasoned travellers”. I dispensed sagely advice as to the best means of travelling to Bergen, and how one may obtain the best prices for such a journey. Soon the briefing began, as the usual operations of the ship, including a reminder that it isn’t a cruise ship and does take on cargo etc. When it came time for questions, a stream of fairly obvious queries were raised, until that is Chris raised his hand. Rather than reply herself, to Chris’s question the information officer called the Captain on the bridge and obtained an answer from him; surly the hallmark of an excellent question.
The cabin on the ship was compact, with each bed folding into the wall, but comfortable none the less. Prior to the trip I had been unable to secure a cabin with a porthole as none were available, so we were pleased to find that our room did indeed have a porthole, albeit with a restricted view, between two life boats.
Upon leaving Bergen we, naturally, started logging the GPS position of the ship using the GPS receiver in Chris’s mobile. As we sailed on into the sunset though we realised we had made a fatal error; we were logging data points too frequently. Note to future self; next time set to log based on time intervals not, rather than distance ones.
We had a pasta salad that we had prepared in the kitchen at the YMCA for dinner, as meals aboard the Hurtgruten ships are eye-wateringly expensive (approximately £120 for two of us to have dinner). Our meal, whilst frugal was tasty and came with that added sense of “we beat the system”, which British people seem to love so much
Later we headed to the almost deserted polar lounge to make the rough notes that would, eventually, become this journal entry. The quiet was broken only by the music drifing through from the adjacent piano lounge. We wouldn’t have minded, had he chosen better songs, but the the choices seemed very much aimed at the previously mentioned silver haired demographic. Interesting selections included: Hotel California, Raining men, ABBA’s mama mia, and Deliliah (including what I took to be an attempt to impersonate Sir Tom Jones’ patented accent).
It is important to note that although they are definitely a fixture on the tourism scene, and the majority of passengers are on the 12 day round trip “cruise”, the Hurtigruten are not cruise ships. At each port the ships load (and unload) cars, cargo, day passengers and new passengers taking up berths; ferrying them up and down the Norwegian coast. Calls at ports are very much unlike those associated with a cruise. Typically the ship is in port for between 10 and 30 minutes. Longer stops are reserved for the largest of Norway’s towns and citys. The ships operate in an unbroken chain; each ship departs from Bergen at 20:00 in the evening, and heads north to Kirkenes at which point it makes an about face and steams south for Bergen. With 12 vessels operating this 12 day circuit, each of the ports between Bergen and Kirkenes (with only one exception) has one north bound and one southbound departure every 24 hours.
We were up early to take breakfast in the ship’s restaurant; early enough to watch the ship dock at the tiny town of Torvik from our table. Considering the size of the vessel, it was astounding how it managed to perform a pirouette as it docked. Evidently these ships are equipped with bow thrusters, allowing them to manoeuvre nimbly. Once again the appearance of fish on the breakfast buffet surprised me, but was not unwelcome.
Later in the morning, we made our way onto the sundeck, for the ship’s docking at Ålesund. Ålesund had recieved quite a high billing from Lonley Planet, however in the chilly and dull morning the most striking thing was the sound of the ships horn, which blew thrice as we approached the town. After the third hoot, the sound reverberated off the mountains amongst which the town nestles. The sensation was quite eerie; the sounds of being in a cave, but with sky.
On departing Ålesund, Chris and I headed below to prepare for approaching disembarkation at Geiranger, but hurried through this necessary chore motivated by the knowledge that we were headed into one of the most scenic parts of the route. As we sailed through the fjords Chris said that “Dan, I know this is a strong statement but, on balance, I think this is better than the Diablo III open beta weekend”. High praise indeed.
After a few hours of sailing, we were entering the Geiranger fjord; often billed as one of the most beautiful sights in Norway (and at other times as one of the most beautiful sights in the world). We braved the wind, to stand on the front of the ship as she navigated the fjord. The channel seemed narrow, but the mountains at its perimeter, rising well over a kilometre above us, destroyed all ability to recon scale and distance.
We had decided to leave our first ship at Geiranger. It is a UNESCO world heritage site and a place of extraordinary natural beauty.Read more
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- Saturday, April 21, 2012 at 1:40 PM
- 🌧 6 °C
- Altitude: 21 m
NorwayMaråkvika62°6’3” N 7°12’16” E
Tender - MS Geiranger

Geiranger isn’t a deep water port; our ship waits out in the channel for the smaller MS Geiranger to act as tender, brining aboard embarking passengers and then collecting anyone going ashore (picture our ship viewed from the tender).
Everyone else who boarded the tender from M/S Nordnorge with us was herded (and I feel the word is apt) off on some bland bus tour. We watched as the luxury coaches whisked them quickly up the mountain roads; their toughened glass windows, heaters and the growl of their engines conspiring to insulate all aboard from the real experience of the place. After a fast dash upto the a view point, the coaches headed back to Ålesund and their rendezvous with the ship.Read more
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- Saturday, April 21, 2012 at 2:30 PM
- 🌧 6 °C
- Altitude: 12 m
NorwayNesevika62°6’54” N 7°11’5” E
Cabin - Geirangerfjorden Ferrisenter

In the middle of summer coach tours, touring caravans, cars and cruise liners bring an army of tourists to experience it... however it isn’t the height of summer, the road that connects Geiranger to settlements south is impassible due to snow & ice and shall remain so until late may. The cruise circuit, for reasons related to navigation and practicality doesn’t start taking in Geiranger until later in the season. This week is the first that Hurtigruen, the ferry that brought us here calls here and is one of only two ways in (the other being the road from the north). As a consequence the town is quiet, most of the numerous hotels and other accommodations are closed; the tourist population of the whole town currently numbers in the tens, rather than the thousands.
It is likely for this reason that after a little over 2Km hiking with full pack to the ‘ferrisenter’, where we had booked a cabin for the night, there was nobody in reception. Fortunately a quick call to the telephone number we had been emailed with our booking information rectified that situation.
When I booked the cabin I have been expecting something very basic and cold. I was pleasantly surprised to find that the sturdy little timber building was heated to a cosey temperature and well furnished including a large flatscreen television mounted to the wall (although it didn’t occur to us to turn it on for our entire stay). It also had a small porch with a picnic bench, and the advantage of being right on the shore.
Whilst searching around for somewhere to stay in Geiranger (somewhere open that is) the only other option that had turned up was the 5 star hotel union; seeing now thier relative positions and how pleasant the cabin is I think its safe to say that turning down the option of sharing a hotel room for £200 a night was the correct call. The cabin, was far more spacious than was likely for a hotel room and equipped with a fridge hob, microwave, drying rack, sofa and dining table (none of which were likely to appear in a hotel room.Read more
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- Saturday, April 21, 2012 at 5:30 PM
- 🌧 4 °C
- Altitude: 255 m
NorwayFlydalsgjuvet62°5’28” N 7°13’20” E
Flydalsjuvet view point

Due to the debacle with the unmanned reception, by the time we had made the 2Km hike back to town, with our walking gear we were running very late for shop; arriving only 1 minute before its advertised closing time of 16:00. Luckily we weren’t shoed out, but had to compress our shopping substantially. Throwing all sense of forward planning out of the window we grabbed some food for our immediate needs and then headed up the mountain.
Shortly a light to medium drizzle set in, requiring that we don our waterproof jackets. Initially we wound our way up the road, until footpaths became available to us. It was at this point that we realised that Norwegians seem to have a very different slant on public foot paths than back home. At this time of year at least, most of the “paths” we used were in effect full flowing streams in addition to being extremely steep.
By around 17:30 we had reached a view point overlooking the fjord from around 350 (vertical) meters above. We put together some sandwiches with the things we had bought in the supermarket, and used our picnic blankets to keep dry (sitting on one, using the other to keep the rain off our legs).
The path down to the some of the viewing positions is quite steep and treacherous.Read more
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- Saturday, April 21, 2012 at 8:15 PM
- 🌧 0 °C
- Altitude: 743 m
NorwayHolebakkane62°6’11” N 7°13’44” E
Vindsåshornet

After our lunch stop we decided to head up in the direction of the tallest peak. As we were climbing we passed many powerful waterfalls; the sound not dissimilar from a jet engine. On the quieter stretches though I noted the clarity of the tiny streams that fed the larger watercourses further down. This place beautiful both in its grandeur and its details.
Shortly after however it became apparent that we had taken a path other than that which we intended. Some of the way markers are painted onto rocks, and we suspect we missed some that were covered by the patchy snow lower down. This put us on the wrong side of a large waterfall, whose nearest crossing is back down the mountain side (around 300m above the fjord, by this time were in the region of 600m above it).
Time had also gone on; by this point it was around 19:45, so we concluded there was no time to back-track and do the walk we had planned (at least not to do it and be sure of being off the mountain before darkness fell). Given that we decided to press on with the route that we were following.
Normally the route we were following was less technical; graded a difficulty 3 out of 4, but in April it is covered in over a foot of snow. This made for heavy going, and before too long we had an equipment problem. Chris’s over-trousers don’t tighten at the ankle (ironically, my much older, cheaper ones do); this allowed snow to get under the trouser hem and over the top of his boot. As a consequence melted snow had left him with wet feet.
By this point we were (we estimate) around 700m up the slope (the peak of this particular mountain lies at around 1,400m. This high, and in these temperatures having soaked feet is no small issue, so we decided that 700m is high enough and turned around at about 20:15. On the bright side, the rain had stopped by this point.Read more
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- Saturday, April 21, 2012 at 9:15 PM
- 🌧 3 °C
- Altitude: 479 m
NorwayGeiranger62°6’37” N 7°12’11” E
Løstad viewing point

We walked, and occasionally ran and slid our way back down the slope; sometimes deliberately, sometimes not so much. When we got back to the cross roads at 300m, we decided to take a different footpath down into town.
Finding that we were making excellent time though (we were now on a trail graded at 2 out of 4 in difficulty) we decided to take a spur to another view point, electing to visit the one at 500m. We passed by some lamas, the majority of the few that graze on these slopes. The trail went on to pas through a small, recently made clearing which smelled richly of pine.
The trail did increase in difficulty as we went higher, but a rope was provided to assist on the most treacherous stretch. Finally we had to cross a curious strip of snow that had the appearance of a frozen waterfall, running as it did from the peak, most of the way to the fjord below.
From 500m above the bend in the fjord the view was the best of the day, although we entirely forgot to take a picture that included either of us.
To get down we back tracked to where the spur rejoined the main path and headed down into town. This stretch of the route was in a state of disrepair from the winter, trees that had fallen during the winter blocked the trail in places, requiring us to clamber over.
After reaching the town, we hiked back to our cabin and arrived there around 22:00, as the light failed us. Perfect timing; no silly risks run, but not a minute of our evening in Geiranger wasted.
By the end of the day we had, in total walked up around 950 vertical meters of slopes, and we had no idea many km around the fjord over the course of 6 hours. Soon after getting our boots off and laying down we fell in that deep, replenishing sleep that one has to have scrambled up a mountain side to enjoy.
Geiranger in April left us with the feeling of having had the play ground to one’s self. Travel writers visiting Geiranger in its high season often complain of the impact of the numerous tourists on its beauty. Rarely are there fewer than 2 cruise ships moored in the fjord its self, belching black diesel fumes into the sky as their engines and support craft churn the waters. On this day in April, the fjord is empty, tranquil and though the clouds are in and plenty of rain is falling, it does little to dampen the impact of this place in the same way that throngs of tourists and noisy vehicles might.Read more
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- Sunday, April 22, 2012 at 8:00 AM
- ☁️ 4 °C
- Altitude: 12 m
NorwayNesevika62°6’54” N 7°11’6” E
Morning on the fjord

I was the first to rise the next morning Chris had expressed a desire to sleep in and do that “relaxing” stuff that some people seem to enjoy doing on holiday. I attempted stealth as I headed into the kitchen/dinning/living room (but botched the stealth part by bashing my knee as I climbed down from the top bunk).
I pulled back the curtains, and saw that the weather had turned. I pulled on my canvas shoes, and headed straight out of the door in the shorts and t-shirt that I had slept in to confirm that the day was indeed, glorious and warm (that is warm given that I was mucking about in snow, the previous day but a few kilometres from where I stood).
The fjord, lit by the full brilliance of the sun, was stunning. Our cabin being directly beside the shore, offered all manner of appealing views, so I sallied forth with camera and tripod to bask and photograph.
After a few minutes of reflection I decided that Chris would never forgive me if he were to miss this, and conscious that the weather could turn sour again at any time, I decided to rouse him. On seeing the fjord and surrounding peaks glistening in the bright sunshine Chris agreed that I had indeed made the right choice.
After taking in the cool air we got to preparing to head out. We cleaned our boots on the porch, prepared sandwiches for lunch and packed our gear. As we went we listening to music, our strictly classics only selection included ‘Man or Muppet’ (winner of this years ‘best original song’ Oscar) and ‘Dare’ by Stan Bush.Read more
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- Sunday, April 22, 2012 at 12:00 PM
- ☁️ 6 °C
- Altitude: 258 m
NorwayFlydalsgjuvet62°5’27” N 7°13’20” E
Flydalsjuvet again

We debated for a time whether to attempt a new walk, hang around the shore or revisit one of the previous day’s viewpoints now that the weather was on our side. Conscious that our ship as far as Bodø was departing at 13:30, and that the only way to go aboard was via M/S Geiranger which acts as her tender, which would likely cast off ahead of that , we decided that a route we knew would be preferable. We had a better idea of whether we were likely to get anywhere worthwhile, and being as we were re-tracing our steps, wouldn’t waste the time one usually spends on navigation. So we headed back for the first view point that we had visited, which has been popularised on many postcards and holiday brochures.
As we took the walk back along the fjord into town, before begging to ascend the slope, we saw strange currents playing upon the surface of the water. In the twilight of the night before I had taken them to be jumping fish, but in the light of day they were tiny white crested waves. From the higher elevations the day before we had noticed definite patterns of apparently still water amongst the lightly rippled water of the rest of the fjord; the still watering spreading out like the branches of a tree from a “root” near the shore line. We have no idea why (though naturally this did not keep us from wild speculation and blind guesses); it was an added dimension of intrigue to an already sublime experience.
From the wharf it took us just under an hour to make the steep walk, now carrying our full packs having checked out from our cabin. We took essentially the same photograph as the day before, but this time less rain, more rucksack.
Although ducks traditionally prefer the rain, I think the sunshine better suits ‘Soaring Soul Duck’s disposition. The scenery had certainly been powerful the day before, the atmosphere hanging with cool drizzle and cool mist from the waterfalls, but it was todays sunshine that really brought out the beauty and scale of the place.
We took a lunch of basic sandwiches once again, but it is quite remarkable how an appetite stoked by hard walking, breathtaking scenery and a warming rays of sunshine (just enough to take the edge of the wind chill) can enhance the enjoyment of a simple, frugal repast. By this point we had cumulatively ascended over 1.3Km; the last 300m with our full packs, so our appetites were well enhanced.Read more
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- Sunday, April 22, 2012 at 1:40 PM
- ☁️ 7 °C
- Altitude: 9 m
NorwayMaråkvika62°6’3” N 7°12’17” E
Return to Tender

After the sandwich stop we headed back to the wharf. The Captain of the tender hadn’t particularly expected to take on passengers (there were only a handful of people in town to begin with) so the gang plank wasn’t set up. Norway has a slightly more relaxed attitude towards ‘health and safety’ than the cottling that we have become accustomed to in Britain; so we were beckoned to jump the (admittedly fairly small) gap from the quay to the boat (rucksacks and all).
When not acting as a tender, MS Geiranger conducts senic tours of the fjords, so has large windows which acted like a green house. We relaxed in the warm interior of the boat, out of the wind, until the sound of the ships cannon heralded the arrival of Polarlys.Read more
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- April 22, 2012 at 2:00 PM - April 23, 2012
- 1 night
- ☁️ 7 °C
- Altitude: Sea level
NorwayGalgeneset63°10’39” N 7°54’21” E
MV Polarlys: Geiranger to Trondheim

When we boarded we were conducted from the cargo bay (where we boarded) to the reception. Only three other passengers joined at Gerenger, all headed to Ålesund, In fact there was some confusion as the officer who conducted us to reception, assumed that we were day passengers, as it is quite uncommon for passengers to embark on a long voyage from Geiranger. As those who know me will attest; if there is a way to be atypical I can usually find it.
Our cabin assignment was the same number that we had had aboard Nordnorge. When we entered we were greeted by a beautiful view of the fjord through our port-hole and were very pleased indeed... that is, until we realised that the ship was conducting a lifeboat drill and that when the boats were hoisted back into their normal positions for storage they sit directly in front of the porthole. Even so, the natural light in the cabin is better than a truly “inside” cabin. In fact, because of a range of factors, most particularly the size of the vessel and the number of boats she must carry (remembering that she is a passenger ferry, not a cruise ship, so not all passengers have cabins) relatively few of the cabins on ships in the Hurtigruten fleet have unobstructed views.
Chris headed off to the information desk and shop, whilst I stood out on the front of the ship to take in more of the fjord. The wind was much calmer than on our voyage down the fjord aboard Nordnorge, so I stood out on the front and took in the sight of sea-birds swooping low across the water (with no need for a jacket or sweater). The many waterfalls were also that much more picturesque on the bright day, the fine spray of droplets emanating from the higher reaches picked out by the sun’s rays.
When we returned to our cabin, we both spent a period ‘checking our eyelids for holes’, as we were concerned that they may have suffered some damage during our walking.
Our second ship the Polarlys, is one of the newest in Hurtigruten‘s fleet, however her interior is rather more austere than that of Nordlys (but at least the power assisted doors still work properly). None the less she is a comfortable vessel, the third Hurtigruten to bear the name (I rather like that the bar on Deck 7 has half models of the previous ships hung on the wall, much like the Enterprise D observation lounge).
In the early evening, around 18:15, we went ashore during the ships brief call at Ålesund (it is called at both before and after the ship visits Geiranger, as it is at the mouth of the series of fjords that lead to the small village). There isn’t really much that can be done in a few minute long visit, but the very ‘Norwegian looking’ buildings make a pleasant sight against the region’s mountains.
After our brief spell ashore Chris, feeling unwell, took some paracetamol and retired to bed where he remained for the duration of the evening (I just occasionally disturbing him by sneaking in for fresh laptop batteries and the like).
As I catch up on a few days worth of blog entries; converting from my rough notes to its ‘proper’ journal form, I’m sat out on the sun deck of M/S Polarlys in a t-shirt, warmed by the bright sunshine that has stayed with us all day. The only irritation is that smoking is permitted anywhere on the deck (and from observation seems worryingly popular here in Norway). The few fluffy white clouds that are around cast stark shadows on the snow covered peaks that surround us. I’m glad that I decided not to bring my camera to the deck; had I done so I would doubtless have been trying to photograph the scenery around me, however capturing the essence of this experience in a photograph would be an exercise in futility. My energies are better directed into this journal, though I fear putting this experience into words is beyond my skill.
Later as the sun descended the snowy peaks were bathed in appealing shades of salmon-pink and orange as we entered the prolonged Norwegian twilight.
Late in the evening we made a brief call at Molde, where we were in dock alongside the Hurtigruten MS Richard With (lower right of the picture); the newest ship of the fleet (named for the company’s founder). Richard With should have left ahead of us, but she appeared to be in some difficulty; her starboard side ‘man overboard’ launch was away and as we left it could be seen in the water near to the stern (possibly inspecting for damage).
As I continued to work on my notes and pictures in the ship’s cafe’ on deck 4, live music from the Deck 7 piano lounge drifted down to me through the ships 4 deck atrium (a neat flourish that MS Nordnorge lacked). The choice of tunes was, on this occasion, altogether more appealing; I noted Aerosmith - ‘Come together’, Cyndy Lawper’s – ‘True Colours’ and latterly Radio Head’s ‘Creep’ as particularly interesting choices. A pleasant rounding out to a very full day.Read more
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- Monday, April 23, 2012 at 8:30 AM
- ☁️ 4 °C
- Altitude: 11 m
NorwayTorvet63°25’50” N 10°23’43” E
Trondheim

The early days of the trip have been rather full, so a day in the schedule mostly consisting of travelling up the coast by ship was quite welcome... of course things are never quite as straight forward as lie ins and relaxation on this trip. The ship was due to call at Trondheim at 08:15 in the morning, and depart there again at 12:00. If we wanted to have time ashore therefore it was another early start to get breakfast.
Trondheim, is Norway’s 3rd largest city, and the quay where the Hurtigruta dock is about 10 mintes of brisk walking from the compact city centre. The south bound Hurtigruten MS Finnmarken was in dock at the same time, as us so the quay side was busy indeed. Although it is a town with considerable history, traceable right back to the Vikings, the town has, by accident or design, a very organised ‘grid’ layout, with streets intersecting at right-angles.
Once away form the large industrial cargo terminal, the town has an appearance not unlike a Cornish fishing village, but on city scale.
Is this a milkshake I see before me? Or is it a beverage of the mind? (refers to the statue on the pillar)
We wandered the town following the grid of streets, but with no time to really engage in any activities the only thing we really did, aside from take in the fairly bland architecture, was to stock up on some groceries. The town centre finished with, we headed back to the docks where the city’s “Home of Rock” music museum is conveniently situated. Our arrival there followed another communication classic ending with “oh perhaps it’s the building with the giant records etched on it” and an exasperated sigh from Chris who had been trying to draw my attention to this for the last 5 minutes.
The Rock museum is advertised as opening at 11:00 each day (both in the guide book and on its door), but when we arrived at 11:15, it was still locked up tight. With no time left to walk back into town, we headed back aboard Polarlys, wasting 45 minutes of our brief visit to Trondheim, though on a gray morning such as this we weren’t entirely heartbroken.Read more
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- Day 6–7
- April 23, 2012 at 11:45 AM - April 24, 2012
- 1 night
- ☁️ 4 °C
- Altitude: Sea level
NorwayAngersholman66°45’57” N 13°14’3” E
MV Polarlys: Trondheim to Bodø

Shortly after we got underway, the ship passed an old lighthouse of distinctly Scandinavian design. I stood out on the front of the ship, drawing several comments and disbelieving stares from my fellow passengers as stood in my t-shirt playing with the settings on my camera whilst they huddled inside their big parka-jackets. That isn’t to say I was unaffected by the conditions on the front of the ship; the wind soon had my eyes streaming (jacket won’t help with that), and I will confess I would have become quite uncomfortable had I spent much more than the 5 or 6 minutes that I did outside.
We followed this up with blog catch-up time, accompanied by a lunch comprised in part of the provisions we had bought at Trondheim, followed by a hot snack from the ship’s cafe’.
Later, around 16:30, the sip passed through Straight, the channel is just 42meters wide at its narrowest point; Polarlys having a beam of 19.5m. A group of Sea Kayaks scrambled to the side of the channel dwarfed by the scale of the Hurtigruten ship. As we passed beneath a bridge where a man stood waving, the fog horn sounded to alert vessels beyond the approaching 90 degree bend of our approach; I couldn’t help but wince at the thought that he was probably half deafened. We spent some time reading in the forward observation lounge on deck 7 (or 7-forward, as I insisted on calling it). The less impressive peaks of the part of Norway appearing to file past the window in an unending procession. It was still strange to be at sea, but seldom have land on only one side.
Neither the pretty nuances of the view, nor our reading could hold our interest for very long though, and soon we became quite drowsy. Having troubled ourselves to rise early for Trondheim we decided to take a nap around 18:00, and didn’t rise until the ship was docking in Rørvik around 21:00.
By the time we scrambled up on deck (one of us with more reluctance than the other) the ship was already beside the quay. As we walked out on the sun deck I greeted Hans, a retired German man to whom I had chatted previously, and introduced him to Chris. Hans is well travelled and his adventures had, many years previously, taken him to Wales. He wears around his neck a small stone engraved with a dragon and an inscription in Welsh. When he had showed it to me previously I had been unable to make out the inscription whilst it was around his neck. He had now transcribed the inscription onto paper and asked me if I could translate it. It reads something along the lines of “the order of the red dragon” (as best I could translate it).
Rørvik is a small settlement at the approximate centre of a cluster of small islands, it is on these islands where most of its denizens dwell. A long bridge connected the town to the adjacent island, and the harbour was filled with the comings and goings of local ferries and small boats.
As we moved off again, at the end of the ship’s 30 minute stop, we were afforded a great view of MS Trollfjord as she prepared to get underway. She is another of the very new Hurtigruten ships and had occupied the berth just ahead of us. As we headed on a local man and his child in their small semi-ridged boat came along side and began to play at riding the large wake left by Polarlys, adding a flourish to our brief stop.
After the ship left Rørvik, we headed to the ships cafe’ to get the journal up to date, and partake of an ice-cream sandwich (at 18Kr the cheapest snack sold on board and no risk of melting!). Chris had a short voice call with Abi, the lag (so I understand) was significant. I said, you’ve given the game away now haven’t you; you were smiling when you talked to her, so you must really like her. Chris claimed that he was simply thinking of a nice hot cup of tea, but I think I’ve rumbled him.
When the WiFi went down we took up some seats by the windows at the bottom of the atrium, but were soon lured up to the piano lounge on deck 7 by the melodies floating down through the atrium. A stray thought about tales of sirens came to me, as we were drawn in my music whist at sea.
She has just opened her set with Journey’s don’t stop believing. The pianist is entertaining, although I amused by the way her accent occasionally sneaks through (she is currently rendering Englishman in ‘New Yoork’ (‘o’ before ‘r’ in Norwegian words generally being pronounced similarly to the ‘oo’ in look). At the end of the performance, we got to talking with her; she recognised us as “those guys who boarded at Geiranger” and added that “you looked so tired”. She is from Bulgaria, but has lived in Lillehammer, Norway for 6 years. She already speaks Bulgarian, English and some Danish but agrees with us that Norwegian is really hard (still struggling as she does after 6 years of living here). I note it here, so that when I return home having barley advanced my Norwegian skills at all, this may weigh as evidence in my favour. We exchanged stories of travels including her tale of an exotic and mysterious place called ‘London’ that she visited for a few days once; another reminder that strange cultures and wonderful sights are all a matter of perspective.
We chatted until the ship entered the narrow channel to the harbour at Brønnøysund around 00:40, at which point we were all drawn away to windows. We gazed down upon the low-rise buildings of the town from our position high on the ship; the whites and light pastel shades of the buildings (built on stilts right out into the water) contrasted beautifully against the dark yet shimmering water of the fjord. We chanced heading out on the sun deck and found the night was mild (considering that just a few hours from now we would be crossing the Arctic circle its self). All in all a restful day.
At 07:26:35, whilst we were still soundly sleeping in our cabin, the ship crossed the Arctic Circle.
We went up on deck to watch as we passed the southbound Hurtigruten MS Kong Harald.
We found that we were once again amongst tall peaks, rather than the undulating but lower lying areas that had been typical of the region known as the Western fjords (which were less impressive).
The sun shone brightly and it was warm enough to be on deck in a t-shirt and open sweater even whilst we were underway. Only the snow, which in places came right down to the shore, belied the fact that we were now in the arctic.
After taking in the view for a while we headed back to our cabin to get our gear ready for disembarking at Bodø. Ere long, an announcement regarding a “small ceremony” that the company like to conduct each time their ships cross the Arctic Cirlcle on the sun deck. When we returned to the deck the assembled passengers were asked to call out for king Neptune, and on queue “king Neptune” (who has a face that looks remarkably like a latex mask) appeared on the deck to the amusement of all. Neptune explained that if we were very, very lucky he might conger a proper storm for us, because he felt bad that we had to deal with such bland ‘good’ weather. The head tour person then explained that the ritual requires that we each have a ladle of ice-water poured down our back, followed by a shot of a strange (and strong) Norwegian wine.
We endured the ladle, but neither of us being drinkers, the wine went un-drunk.
We skulked back to our cabin, and finished sorting our gear, which we then stowed in the ships luggage room, near the gang way freeing us to go out on deck before we left the ship. As we approached the “city” (though it seems odd to apply the term to a place with around 40,000 people, including suburbs etc) by sea from the south, the first thing that struck us was the largest flat area that we had seen since Oslo, which was occupied by the NATO air station and the commercial air port’s runways. The harbour seemed busy, with all manner of strange vessels; one small boat seemed to be under steam power, whilst another larger ship had large cranes built upon it.Read more
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- Day 7
- Tuesday, April 24, 2012 at 12:00 PM
- ☁️ 5 °C
- Altitude: 8 m
NorwayKjerkelva67°31’15” N 14°45’52” E
Kjerringøy

It was in Bodø that we had agreed to meet Nina; 12:30 on at the Hurtigruten pier. As the ship made its way ginergerly up to the quay (we recently learned that this very ship had some weeks earlier been involved in an accident, in which it demolished a wharf in a small harbour further north, so the Captain had clearly learned some caution) we began to scan the group assembled on the dock to meet the ship to see if we could pick her out. After some discussion, we decided that it was probably the figure stood separately from the others, but the hair wasn’t the right colour... It was at this point that it struck me that the only picture I have seen of Nina is black and white. Fairly confident that we had the right person, we refrained from waving... just in case we were wrong.
As the gang plank began to lower, we made our way down through the ship to the reception bay. There we saw Hans and his wife, as well as the Bulgarian pianist, so we took our leave of them and then waited for those going ashore for the various guided tours arranged via the Hurtigruten company to go ashore, before collecting our large bags and heading down the ramp.
Our guess as to which figure was Nina turned out to be right on the money. She greeted us each with a hug (not very stiff-upper-lipped of her, but we’ll educate her as we go). Nina pointed out that the weather we are having is uncharacteristically fine, and suggested we head straight out to some sights, before the fickle Arctic weather changed on us. To that end we went directly to our hotel, dropped off our bags and set off on a short trip to a nearby island.
We headed out of town into the passes and valleys that surround Bodø, and after a short time of driving amongst frozen lakes, still covered in snow and through passes cut into, or tunnelled through the mountainsides we came to a stopping point. We parked in a place that looks up at a mountain called Steigtind; at 793m one of the tallest peaks around (though still dwarfed by those we had seen in the south-western fjords).
As we headed further north we encountered resurfacing works; no road closures – just works. We drove the un-surfaced track, weaving amongst diggers as they swung their scoops to and fro. You wouldn’t find this on a British road, but of course here there isn’t really an option, many towns are connected by only a single road, few have more than two, and for traversing the peaks there is only really the one pass; so diverting traffic is seldom an option.
We then made our way up to the Kjerringøy trading post via a short ferry. Once a hub for bartering catches for supplies, Kjerringøy is now a museum. The traditional buildings reminded me of the museum of Welsh life at St. Faggons.
Probably the most striking thing about the place though was the white sand lining the shore and the azure blue of the water, punctuated by chunks of igneous rock. With the sun shining brightly, one could be forgiven for believing themselves to be in the Caribbean. The temperature was of course a fair bit lower than what the Caribbean islands are accustomed to; this didn’t stop me (after much arm twisting from my fellow travellers) from popping my shirt off for a quick sunbathe however.
As we completed our drive up the island (the road simply ends, requiring an about face) the weather reminded of where we really were, as a gentle rain started and clouds swept in over the peaks.
We headed back into town for a snack, and then for dinner at Nina’s parents' home. Nina’s parents were charming people, and most helpful in planning our trip. We made them a present of a small bottle of Scottish single malt that we picked up in London before we left. Nina’s father spoke with great passion of his adventures as a merchant sailor, his love of country music and the tale of how he became a Newcastle supporter in the . Nina’s mother directed into helping us plan our road trip around Lofoten and helping us with our Norwegian pronunciation. She also spoke of the various dialects of Norwegian and how hers was different from that of Nina and her husband; which led to sporadic debate as to how we should be told to pronounce various words.
After a fantastic dinner of freshly caught and simply boiled shrimp (served in the traditional Norwegian fashion with their shells still on) we were shown Nina’s fathers workshop; a veritable Aladdin’s cave containing an impressive collection of vinyl records, reel-to-reel tape players, a NES and speakers in beautifully crafted wooden cabinets. Chris spoke of his uncle who builds thermionic valve amplifiers; the commonality becoming the latest exhibit in the case that it is a small world after all.
We finished our visit to Nina’s house with a failed attempt to transplant memory from one laptop to another, but alas there were too few SODIM slots. Finally we saw Nina’s fortress of WoW playing (or ‘bedroom’ as its also known. She described her well appointed, and very organised looking room as ‘cluttered’. I felt a pang of worry, as if this is ‘cluttered’ I wondered how she would handle several days on the road with a notorious clutter-bug such as me.
Another day of meeting new people.Read more
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- Day 8
- Wednesday, April 25, 2012 at 2:30 PM
- 🌧 5 °C
- Altitude: 9 m
NorwayKrengelmyra68°6’56” N 15°51’56” E
The Arctic Highway

We rose with a great sense of anticipation of our impending Lofoten adventure; at 10:00 we were to set off with Nina on a ‘road trip’ up the E6 ‘Arctic Highway’ then on to Vesteraalen and the Lofoten archipelago. We had breakfast at the hotel and followed, where Nina joined us ready for the off. Before departing Bodø we headed to a local cafe’ favoured by Nina for coffee and milkshakes. I had a drink known as a ‘Latte Da Vinci” – a latte with flavoured syrup (in this case Irish Cream), Chris and Nina opted for milk shakes.
We left Bodø in distinctly mediocre weather, a grey sky dispensed a steady stream of drizzle down upon the car. This didn’t detract significantly from the route; the road ahead, swooped and curved around the peaks wound through narrow cuttings and occasionally plunged into long tunnels, hewn straight out of Norway’s sturdy rock. Lakes nestled in the troughs below each peak, even near the stream many were still frozen over and covered in snow.
(Enter guest logger Nina, because Dan is down for the count with a headache)
We stopped for a snack at an ‘inn’ (somewhat similar in function to a motorway services, or the ‘Jamaica Inn’ on Bodmin moor) at Kobbelv, a waterfall overlooked by a small Troll perched in the middle, on a rock, dressed as Spiderman (or that’s what Dan exclaimed when he saw it for the first time). Hunting down a cheese cake for Chris, me and Dan settled on waffles, with me convincing Dan to try it out with the Norwegian traditional “brown cheese” (goat’s cheese). He claimed to like it, but it does have a distinguished taste. I prefer the normal cheese myself.
We continued on along the 'Arctic highway' in some shifting weather (time lapse video embeded above). At this point I had noticed some minor struggles with the steering of the car with a near constant pulling towards the right. Considering us Norwegians ride on the right side of the road, this put us close to the ditch/mountain/river/ocean at some points. Luckily I think Dan and Chris never really noticed the close-to-possible-accidents.
After having stopped for some pictures from the top of the Ulvsvaag mountain, we trundled down to a nearby gas station to check the air pressure in the tires, finding them to be at 3 Bar each. The manual in the car, which was checked to make sure I remembered correctly, says 2 Bar on each tire. Or 2.1 if you’re heavy loaded. Still, not 3. So we let out some air. And even though it heightened the friction on the tires, it did give us better grip in the sharper corners, something I had fun taking advantage of, causing Chris to cling to the overhead-handle.
Arriving at Bognes we very nearly took the wrong ferry, mostly thanks to a miss-connection up in my brain, having been used to taking each one in separate periods of my life. We were originally headed for the correct one, but I thought it was the wrong route, doing a U-turn and heading to the other. Halfway into the ferry, at the end of the line of cars, Dan managed to ruffle through the map in time to discover the error we were about to make which would have landed us on the other side of the country (though narrow, it’s still a long drive to correct). Backing up again, and trying to look professional about it and as if we knew what we were doing, we did a quick re-route back to the original ferry, being the last car to dock inside just before it left.
Arriving in Loedingen, we did a double-check on the tires now that they had cooled off a bit. Satisfyingly they had not budged on the pressure and we scurried off again happily.
We followed King Olav’s road all the way up to Stokmarknes; we posted a time-lapse photography video to youtube showing the section from the ferry landing. The video is taken at around 30 frames a minute, and played back at 5 frames per second. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMvk5SpHf1s
The boys celebratied being at their furthest most north location in the world as we entered onto the bridge taking us over to Sortland (the blue city). We even passed into another county for about five minutes on the journey.Read more
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- Day 8
- Wednesday, April 25, 2012 at 5:30 PM
- 🌧 6 °C
- Altitude: 6 m
NorwayBadebukta68°34’16” N 14°55’20” E
Stokmarknes

After a brief scowling from Chris at the receptionist lady at the Hadsel Tourist Centre (who were being awkward about our reservation, trying to convince us we had booked a hotel room for three people instead of in a cabin), long enough to make her hand over the correct set of keys, we parked our bums inside our seaside cabin and kicking back into full-out relaxation. Or, I did at least. You wouldn’t think it, but driving for almost nine hours is exhausting.
(Dan returns – head mended)
The cabin its self was an exceptionally pleasant place to be. Neatly appointed in floor to ceiling varnished pine with kitchen, lounge space, two bedrooms (one for the lady, the other for the gentlemen), two bathrooms, a shoe rack (as is customary in this snowy part of the world) and a balcony. The building had two floors, with a notably well crafted staircase (not a creak to be heard as it was ascended) and the balcony looked over the small inlet.
From the cabin we could see more “fishermen’s cottages” like ours, an old fishing boat that had been pulled up on the shore and also across the bay to the Hurtigruten museum. The water was exceptionally clear, and in the late evening sunshine it was all quite beautiful.
The cabin had a well equipped kitchen, so after a quick run to the shop (entailing much fun comparing Norwegian shelf stocking habits, and attempting to translate the more obscure ingredients) I prepared a meal. Our main was a mildly spiced pilaf (with a Norwegian twist provided by shrimp) and desert was Welsh Cakes. Note that ‘well equipped’ doesn’t stretch to pastry preparation tools, so I used a mug for a rolling pin, plate for a mat and cut the cakes into rough triangles in lieu of a pastry cutter. Being as the cabin right on the shore, this would be the lowest altitude, but also highest latitude at which I have made Welsh Cakes.
Despite the improvising, they turned out fairly well (in my now customary triangles, as opposed to the traditional rounds)
The hour soon drew late and, one by one, we each retired to bed.
Our 9th day in Norway opened with me rising slightly early to prepare a breakfast of banana pancakes (in the American style) for us all. The small kitchen was supplied with a beautifully heavy frying pan in cast-iron, which was perfect for pancakes (and had made short work of the Welsh cakes the evening before).
Much of the early talk was dominated by discussion of the best frame rates at which to capture and playback our time lapse videos; a hazard of going on trips with alumni of an engineering faculty. Nina, despite being the first to bed the previous evening, was the last to rise having been tired out by the previous day’s driving. Thanks to a (relatively) early night and forgetting to set an alarm, she had managed a full 12 hours (it is a holiday after all); rising just as I was finishing up cooking the last pancake.
Alas I had forgotten that Nina doesn’t favour breakfast, so it was just Chris, the duck and I that tucked in.Read more
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- Day 9
- Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 1:00 PM
- ☁️ 9 °C
- Altitude: 7 m
NorwayStorøyvalen68°13’56” N 14°33’53” E
Austvågøya

We decided to make for the ferry at Melbu rather than drive back up to the island of Vesterålen and take the tunnel to the Lofoten islands. This saved considerable driving, and allowed us a far more relaxed trip than would otherwise have been the case.
The weather was once again on our side and we were bathed in brilliant sunshine, and in the car we were actually becoming rather warm as we headed for the ferry quay on the southern tip of the island. With an eclectic mix of rock, country & western, 80s synth, classical and metal tunes pumping steadily from the stereo it was glorious to be on the road again.
The short hop on the ferry doubled as a coffee stop. As we sipped our warm drinks I found that I still hadn’t gotten over the clarity of the water.
As we drew towards the quay on the far shore, one group of rocks reminded me of ‘Tracey Island’ from Thunderbirds, because of its colours and the gorgeous blues of the water surrounding it.
Once landed we began our journey down the E10; a highway running all the way down the spine of the archipelago; each island connected to the next by tall bridges (that allow shipping to pass beneath). We drove along under a blue sky, following the road as it wound around the shore of Austvågøya, the first island in the chain of mountainous little islands.
The island is essentially a pair of peninsular 'lobes' connected by a small spit of land, so this stretch of shore is down the middle of the island. The video shows around 13minutes of journey, time-lapsed into 20seconds (available in high definition). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMN_dp_emHs
Before we knew it (time passes surprisingly fast when you are agape at your beautiful surroundings) we were in Svolvaer, one of the larger settlements on the islands. We had, for a time, been considering taking the Hurtigruten to here, taking in the legendary Troll fjord which is only accessible by sea (or climbing a few mountains). Following a “parking space safari” around town, we stopped to lunch at a picnic bench in the harbour, enjoying the tasty leftovers of the dinner and breakfast prepared the previous night in the cabin. Without any particular intention of doing so we had prepared stuff that is also tasty cold.
It was whilst wandering the harbour that the sharp (but pleasing, at least to me) contrast between the warm sunshine and cool arctic breeze became apparent. In the still air of the car, one could easily believe one’s self to be in the warmth of a Mediterranean tourist-trap. Here though stepping out into the moving air of the harbour brings a refreshing coolness (and a gentle aroma of brine).
This was also our first encounter with the perhaps somewhat eccentric (although the locals would protest at such a description) of drying fish. Great wooden racks are hung with large quantities of fish. Although the structures are skeletal, the two across the harbour from us appeared solid, so packed with fish were they. After lunch in the harbour air which carried a chill which was beginning to, if not bite, at least nibble we headed into a coffee shop. As we sat enjoying cappuccino, and musing over the peculiar Norwegian custom of serving tea in tumblers it struck me that things had really started to gel; being on adventure in interesting places with good friends.Read more
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- Day 9
- Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 2:00 PM
- ☁️ 9 °C
- Altitude: 3 m
NorwayAlterosen68°12’27” N 14°26’56” E
Lofoten Aquarium

From Svolvær we headed to the Lofoten Aquarium. Being outside of the season the place seemed deserted, and we began to doubt that they were even open. Just in case they weren’t we headed up their excellent viewing platform first, it overlooks the seal tank as well as the surrounding bay.
When we headed inside we found the curator, who assured us that the aquarium was indeed open, and was all too happy for us to look around (even giving us a discount).
One notable thing is that the aquarium had a number of ‘Touch pools’ in which sea creatures could actually be handled (without any particular supervision). The inclusion of ‘sea scorpions’ in one such tank did put me off though.
The aquarium had the usual array of sea creatures, from the shimmering and elegant to the tough and ugly. The definite stars of the show were the seals; they glided through their tank with phenomenal speed.
Timing the shots as they swam by the viewing windows was also a bit of a game; quite challenging as the reflections on the glass necessitated manual focusing. (But on the bright side, I managed to get a seal-picture and a self portrait in one thanks to those same reflections).
Whilst we were watching feeding time came around, and (being as the place was so quiet) we were invited to stand with the keeper as he fed them. He told us that some of the seals were 20 years old, meaning that these were the same seals that Nina had seen here as a young girl.Read more