Kyle Owens

What a night in Dublin. We attended a cabaret where Irish traditions were in full display. It was a lot of fun! We were greeted with Irish Whiskey and enjoyed Irish River Dancing, Irish Humour and Singing. I had the beef and Guinness stew for dinner and it was delicious! I know my Irish relatives would be kicking themselves if I had ordered something else while in Dublin. Also had my first Irish Coffee while chuckling away from some corny Irish Jokes.

Here’s a couple for you:

“There was an 88 year old Irish man that had a baby with a young woman. The man was concerned he was a little old to be having a baby but his friend assured him that he’ll be the perfect father at 88. The man was confused and asked why. The friend responded “You’ll be the perfect father because at 88 you’re up 10 times in the night anyways”

“There was an Irish electrician named Patty that had a close relationship with the Texas senator. The senator asked for Patty’s help because he needed the electric chair fixed for an execution the next day. Patty agreed to help but to the senator’s shock the chair was disassembled when the senator checked up on Patty. He asked Patty “what are you doing?!” Patty responded, “it’s good you brought me in, this thing was a death trap”

“An Irish man gave his doctor a cheque last time he paid him a visit. On his follow up appointment, the doctor complained to the man that his cheque didn’t go through and had come back. The man responded “yes, and so did my arthritis doc”Weiterlesen