Incoronata

So, my mom and I hit the road for a six-hour drive because we had to take the “fun” route (aka get lost on tiny roads). I’m starving, so I kindly ask my mom to find a restaurant. Google leads us to one… and it’s closed. Damn you, Google! She finds another spot, and it’s a bar. I’m like, “Mom, I need food, not shots.” I’m hangry, and poor mom is just trying to survive.

We finally get to Foggia, circle the hotel five times because we’re blind, and I send her to check. She steps out, and boom, the hotel magically appears. We’re both idiots. At this point, all I care about is food.
FINALLY we get out to eat and I ask mom, “Wanna eat here?” Silence. I ask again, and she’s like, “No.” My patience is gone. We finally find a place, and I tell her about the local car theft warnings. Now she’s stressed out, eyeballing the door like we’re about to get robbed.

As soon as I finish eating, she’s like, “Let’s go,” speed-walking back to the hotel. She can’t relax for five minutes. Chill pill, mom, seriously.

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