The Fertile North - Turkmen Lands
November 13, 2025 in Iran ⋅ ☀️ 24 °C
After Mashhad we push northwest, towards Golestan National Park. The region borders Turkmenistan and the population are Turkmen not Persian, a fact they proudly proclaim. The air gets softer, the landscape opens up, and for the first time in what feels like ages the horizon isn’t made of dust or concrete but of trees. Suddenly the rich and earthy smell initiated waves of nostalgia and happiness.
On the way there we have an oil change and a good dinner at Mohsen's "Traveler Land". A humble retreat for overlanders, where you can both rest and do some motorcycle maintenance. Mohsen, a motorcycle enthusiast, is happy to give a hand and also show you his overlanders memorbilla, the coolest ones being signed books by both Elspeth Beard and Lois Pryce. Cheap oil is very cheap - the kind you change again next week, and expensive oil is very expensive because it’s imported.... there was nothing in between and thus we went for the 'safe option'. While we slowly unwind. Nadia prepares a delicious traditional dinner and soon we are joined by Seth, a cyclist from Singapore and we have a cosy and chatty night and we say good bye the next morning as we continue down the forest paths. We wave at Seth as he slowly cycles up the the hill battling both the strong wind and the steep ascent.
We arrive in Sasang lodge, a guesthouse nestled deep in the forest and run by a kind Qizilbash Turk family (the ethnic diversity of Iran continues to amaze us). We were the first foreigners in over a year, the host tells us. Unsurprisingly, tourism has significantly dropped in Iran and guesthouse owners are suffering as a result. After a lovely homemade dinner and a good night rest, the host takes us out for a walk in the woods and we stop for a chai at a waterfall. We breathe in, long and slow, and we feel how healthy it is to roam around in some greenery - it has been a while...
We pick and eat some berries, IronChris has a stone throwing competition at a pond with a host's son and a saffron farmer offers us some flowers to extract our own saffron. Before we knew it, the morning was over and we were facing noon. We quickly pack and continue our journey but this time we bid the forest farewell and make our way to the desert.Read more
Through the Dasht-e Kavir
November 15, 2025 in Iran ⋅ ☁️ 20 °C
The long and straight road to Mesr Desert
...After the fertile north we then turned left and down. We left the forest and scrambled over some rugged and broken hills, to then roar through the soft bands of colourful clay, and enter the void of Dasht-e Kavir. A vast 200 km of nothingness.... no rest stop, no fuel station, and Nadia tells us to put the camera away, warning us that the area is considered sensitive, we later learn it's a militarized zone. She then jumped into her air conditioned car and left us alone in the shimmer.
There is something meditative about driving through long straight stretches of empty land. In the void, you are once again reminded that time and space are just creations of our brains to give us something to hold onto in life. As the last bit of this path was nearly over, we arrived in Jandaq where Nadia waited for us to have a road side kebab.
With a happy belly we turn left again, into the Mesr Desert, on a gravel-sand road that leads into the land of dunes.... The light gets softer, the silence thicker. What a magical Maghreb ride.
At the end of the sandy path we arrived at Hossein's place, a place where tired travelers are welcomed with a chai and warm words. After a delicious local dinner, Hossein walked us into the dunes to breathe in the night, a night so peaceful like someone turned down the world’s volume.
Next morning, when we parted, the mother threw water after us to have safe journeys always.
In a land that gives nothing for free, a handful of water offered into the dust felt like the purest form of peace.Read more
Yazd
November 16, 2025 in Iran ⋅ ☁️ 23 °C
The road pulled us out of the dunes and the ripples in the sand. Wind kept brushing thin veils of sand across the road, mirroring the freedom of the open road. We were now back to the tarmac road and the busy highway. Fun time was over.
back in the land of infrastructure, we fill up at an empty fuel station, buy a snack at a little shop, trucks appear and then cars, and finally we rolled into Yazd at late afternoon. It's RidingKismet's first 400 km ride and she does a little happy dance to celebrate.
Yazd, that magical labyrinth of clay walls and windcatchers rising from the desert. Our accommodation here is a more flashy variant of a caravanserai, with soft lights, big cushions, and corridors from the courtyard leading to restaurants and cafes.
IronChris, however, was more bratty than usual and nothing but Pizza could satisfy him. So we ended up at Café Papasi, where Kamran, the owner, found us so cute that he wrote our names in chocolate on the plate. Nadia encouraged him further and before we knew it we had to perform a cake feeding ceremony for all to watch - we didn't for our wedding so I guess it happened here instead. The night ended with laughter, great food, and new friendships with Kamran. IronChris’ cravings had never received such artistic recognition.
Although the city feels like there is a lot to explore, half of next day we needed to lay lazy in cafés to recover from too many kilometers kicked in the past days.
At Maghreb, we visit the Tower of Silence. The place rests on a hill, quiet and bare, a place where following the Zoroastrian tradition, the dead were laid on top of a tower, so that vultures would take care of them. A sky burial, clean and simple. Before the bodies went up, the family of the deceased would prepare the bodies in dedicated washing houses, showing respect, wishing farewell. Something about this place settles gently on you when you stand there in the falling light. Isn't the act of vising this place also a form of caravanserai? A place where the ultimate travelers are taken care of to have a rest and then say good bye, before the journey into the unknown continues?
We then had a warming drink at a roof top café with Kamran and Nadia, watching the stars in good company, before going to rest. Getting ready to say good bye the next day, to continue our own journey of unknown ending.Read more
At the Shores of the Persian Gulf
November 18, 2025 in Iran ⋅ 🌙 25 °C
After Yazd, it took us two days to blast straight south to where the ends and the air starts smelling like salt. The first day we kept it easy riding through the heat. The second day, however, stretched itself into one of those longer, dragging ones.
Before Bandar Abbas we turned right towards Bandar-e Pol, aiming to catch the ferry to Qeshm. But once again foreign forces delayed our plans: A group of proud Persians were locked in a battle over a parking spot on the ferry. People throwing stones at each other, yelling, with blood running down their faces ... maybe the usual set of pre-departure shenanigans? The ferry wouldn’t leave until the police arrived and when they finally did, they also where helpless and left it to the captain to find a solution. He kicked the fighters off the boat, and only then the ramp was lifted and the boat left.
And so again it was already sunset when we crossed the fifteen quiet minutes of sea to Qeshm, and another pitch dark hour from the port to our hotel. This meant we missed the famous sunset view, but well... We then had a beautiful last evening with our friend Nadia. She was supposed to be with us for ten days, and subconsciously this was our mission: to reach the sea together, a place she kept in good memory from childhood. So we had managed to accomplish this mission together, to now say goodbye.
Thank you, dear Nadia!
Qeshm itself is a desert on the water. We wandered between the surreal formations of rock and clay and the wide, breathing sea; a place that could be pure tranquillity. The island was also an old Portuguese outpost and home to a well preserved mangrove forest. At the same time, this part of Iran is where the young and wild come to taste “maximum freedom” in pretentious accommodations. The government has relaxed rules for the island and thus it is far from their heavy handed reach. We decided to take a calm boat ride through the mangroves but realized a little too late that, like all the rest of the boats, ours was a floating rave, with teenies wanting us to down booze instead of getting in touch with the flora and fauna.
Here, freedom seems to mean putting as much distance as possible between oneself and the capital city and getting a bit high.
After three days we headed back to the mainland and onwards to the defamed Shiraz. An Iranian friend and fellow biker advised us to take the longer route right at the Persian gulf. The coast was dotted with quiet fishing villages and laid-back people that simply smiled as we passed. They are known collectively as Bandari, or coastal people and are a mix of Africans, Persians, Arabs, and even Portuguese. The men dress similarly to Arabian coastal people and so are their cuisine and customs. RidingKismet even squealed in delight when a host in Kong offered us Halwa, a gelatinous caramelized sugar treat popular in the red sea and Persian gulf communities and it somehow reminded her of the one her mother makes. Kong was a quiet retreat for weary locals who were tired of the hype of the islands. At our guesthouse people gather, share stories, and exchange skills. During our stay, one of the guests was an avid handpan player, and she not only graced us with her music but taught the host to play a piece. Our host was one of the Bandari people and his father, through Arabic, told us the history and heritage of the coastal people. After this storytelling session we said farewell and surfed the road further northwest.
In between the desert, coast, and the colossal outbursts of the Zagros Mountains, we found one of the most beautiful roads we’ve ever ridden: a ribbon of asphalt curling between sea and stone, a road like a peaceful dream in the early morning.
We surfed those curves along the coast until the time came to turn right, inland again.
Hello Shiraz…Read more
To Shiraz and Isfahan
November 23, 2025 in Iran ⋅ ☀️ 11 °C
Leaving the coast, we rode inland and felt the temperature finally drop, for the first time in a while we froze a bit. Suddenly the thermals and thick gloves we're back on. (Persian) Winter is coming ...
In Shiraz, Nadia had booked us into a beautiful guesthouse, and for a moment life slowed down. We drifted through the old town from one café to the next, letting the city wrap around us. Apart from this, we used the ability to do laundry - an important sign of stability for overlanders.
Our stay coincided with Fatimiyah, the commemoration of the martyrdom of the Prophet’s daughter and an important event for Shia Muslims. Processions filling the streets, people dressed in black, symbolically beating themselves, carrying empty coffins as if grief itself had weight.
We continued onward, heading for Persepolis, the ancient city of the mighty Persian empire. Built in 518 BC, the ruins rise out of the plateau, columns standing in the sun as if waiting for an empire that will never return. Well preserved staircases carved with soldiers who will march forever and different nations bringing their tributes to a dead empire. Faces carved into the rock meticulously, chipped not only by time but by the anger of Alexander the Great, who torched the city and brought it to its knees in 330 BC.
It is RidingKismet's second time here and as a history + anthropology buff she excitingly points to the many different faces on the Apadana palace walls. This relief presents delegations of 23 nations conquered by the Persian Empire. The carving meticulously depicted the different physical features, clothing, and types of gifts the delegations presented which were native to their lands. For instance, Ethiopians with curly hair bring giraffes to Persopolis, or Armenians with conical hats bring flasks of wine. In our not fully adequate motorcycling gear, we wandered further into the complex, passing palaces and columns before we remembered we still had another 200 km to kick.
From there we decided to cut the journey to Isfahan in half and take the quiet backcountry road. No cargo trucks, no tourist circus, just space. Hills, wind, and the soothing sounds of the engines, that strange peace you find only when nothing around you is pretending to be anything. Half inhabitated villages and herds of sheep grazing in the mountains. This is the territory of the Qashqai Turks, people known for the hardiness and ability to survive the harsh environment of the Zagros Mountains. And yes, the same people whom Nissan aptly named their car line after.
We stopped then at Abadeh, half way point, and were hosted by an endearing family. They sat with us for a splendid dinner, and in the morning one of the daughters took us out to explore the handicraft bazaar. Woodcarving is a big thing here, delicate patterns cut out of the wooden surface, actually it is the woodcarving centre of Iran. We weren’t allowed to pay neither for the good dinner nor for the walk, so the only option was leaving a little tip behind before heading north again.
The temperature at the Zagros continued to plummet, and as always, that was our cue to
stop for kebabs and coffees to keep circulation going.
Approaching Isfahan, things slightly shifted. A sudden metallic hammering cut through the highway and Kismet’s engine stopped right in the middle of the highway, thankfully without throwing the rider in the tarmac. Thankfully, we managed to pull to the side quickly without any issues, very lucky indeed given that the road was busy with heavy trucks rolling into the city. A quick inspection and we find out the engine is really f*cked. The kickstarter would not turn the shaft, the piston would not go up or down. Something major had given up inside.
Ironically, we anyway were on our way to see Vrej, the legendary mechanic and unofficial patron saint of overlanders in Iran. A quick call and he immediately sent a truck to pick up Kismet. RidingKismet had met him two years earlier with Nadia and joked with him that next time she visits Iran, she will return with a man and her own bike.... and there she was, in Iran on her own bike with a man in tow. Though admittedly, her bike arrived in the back of a truck by the end. Considering Isfahan traffic, not even the worst way.
Vrej welcomed us like old friends, expressing his pride of RidingKismet having made her dreamy plans come true. We checked in at Heritage Hostel, and the next day we took the bike to Hussein, “the greatest motorcycle mechanic in the Persian Empire". He rolled up the sleeves of his button-down shirt and performed the decapitation, bringing to light the disaster: Snapped valves, loose valve seats, a shattered spark plug, metal and ceramic fragments hammered into the piston and cylinder head, scratched cylinder walls... An unavoidable proof that aluminum will never win the material wars.
At home, this would be classified as a total loss. Here, it is a challenge, and the guys are optimistic: refurbish what can be saved, adapt whatever parts might fit from Chinese 125s, and bring the engine to make torque again. “Maximum one week,” they said. We weren’t fully convinced, but we were willing to be also optimistic. But in order to facilitate this, we now had a long task list to execute: Extend our visas at the embassy, extend the Carnet de Passage at customs, and accept that if an Iranian mechanic says one week, it might usually mean three.
In fact, we don't really mind too much. We had wanted a break anyway, discussed when and where to rest for two weeks, to breathe and stop living out of the saddle bags for a bit. We had debated Baghdad or somewhere in Turkey - instead, we ended in Isfahan.
And that’s alright, guys. Heritage Hostel is clean and calm, the staff treats us well. The city is gentle. Creating a small, temporary life here - a little routine, feels like the kind of detour we actually needed.
So let's see what lays ahead as always, and put the legs up for a bit.Read more
Recovery in Isfahan
November 26, 2025 in Iran ⋅ ☁️ 12 °C
Isfahan, Heritage Hostel -
One of these places where you know you’ll stay longer than planned the minute you push your luggage in...
While we waited for news from Hussein - the mechanic responsible for resurrecting Kismet’s sick intestines, i.e. her engine - we handled bureaucrcacy. First stop: visa extension which meant four hours of chaotic queues, moving from room to room, stamps. Although it was a little stressful, the entire process only cost 40 cents! Our 1 month visa costs 250 € total plus the barriers we had to jump to enter the country, yet here we were given another month for less than half a euro. And of course, we are aware of our foreigner privilege, in comparison to the hundreds of Afghans born here but still having to fight for these extensions regularly, without the excuses we show up with, and the smiles and hand shakes the officials give us. Afghan Iranians - that means, Iranians! - don't get this special treatment.
Next step on the bureaucracy task list: a visit to customs for the carnet extension. They take things seriously here, as an employee even rode out with us to the workshop to verify with his own eyes that the motorcycles belonging to the shown papers are here. A lot of calls, stamps, and waiting, but again, the crucial extension is for free.
And then came FlyingNick 🪽
He pushed his DR 650 into the courtyard like a man returning from a rough place: Covid in Uzbekistan, fainting at the Afghan–Iranian border, a bone shaking crash in the Lut Desert, and the insurance clock for his bike ticking down. Even him, usually resilient like a rock, looked slightly sanded down by the elements of the road. We were genuinely happy to see each other again. Turns out he also had good reason to stay a few days: oil change overdue, and his chain and sprocket looked like it had witnessed Alexander the Great raiding Persepolis.
However, with Kismet stuck in surgery, RidingKismet stayed back at the hostel, finally getting some peace from her husband. Meanwhile the Bartang Boys — FlyingNick 🪽 and IronChris — hit the road. Nick remembered an old caravanserai out in the desert from a past trip. A good spot to watch the sunset from the rooftop and howl at the full moon at the campfire, and celebrate the freedom out here.
The caravanserai was still standing strong, stones from the late Middle Ages holding their breath. Unpretentious Nick picked a small room still holding the warmth of the day, while IronChris chose the master's chamber: a massive room, letting the desert breeze rushing through at night. The cold kept him awake, and sore bones gifted him romantic memories for days.
Next morning the Bartang Boys carved a playful detour through the sands. No rules, no lanes, no judgment, just throttle, dust, and laughters.
Back at Heritage, something shifted. One overlander appeared, then another, then another. Soon the place was full of rugged, solo wanderers: arriving by bus, by ancient Mercedes vans, by bicycle, or hitchhiking, suddenly the hostel felt like a small tribe of misfits was forming.
Alex, Jelle, Mariu, Mehdi, Luke, FlyingNick 🪽, RidingKismet, and IronChris: a council of wild ones ruling the central Iranian town. The hammam became ours. The restaurants around Naqsh-e Jahan Square fell under our steady control. We found ways to smuggle in giggle-makers (or the forbidden tea). Nights grew warm again, full of stories told between people who spend too much time out there.
Iman and Shireen, the hostel managers, joined our little kingdom every evening. They didn’t want us to leave, and the heavy discounts on our room made that very clear. We all helped each other get through some of Iran's bureaucracy. We pushed Nick through the paperwork nightmare so he wouldn’t get knocked out by his expiring temporary import, waiting for spare parts. And we lit a little light inside the ones who had dark moments.
And after nearly three weeks, everything aligned:
Kismet was reborn.
Paperwork sorted.
Fatigue faded.
Friends hugged out their goodbyes.
Paths diverged in different speeds, into different directions, in beautiful ways.
And we finally felt ready to leave, too: we exchanged good wishes and presents with new friends and cracked on - rested, recharged, still a bit dusty, still a bit badass, and very much alive.
Let's go, folks! To the Zagros Mountains, to the west, towards Iraq!Read more
Down from the Zagros into Arab lands
December 21, 2025 in Iran ⋅ ☀️ 18 °C
After a three weeks break, our asses needed to be molded to the seat again, and we managed to get out of the city early enough to avoid the traffic. Back on the road again, we enjoyed the chilly breeze of freedom.
It was quite cold though, and soon we took a wrong turn leading to a steel factory and a dead end. There was a small kiosk, and happily we entered to get a coffee. When you look like you're freezing and stiff, people pity you a bit, so we had been again invited by the generous owner.
We were about to cross the Zagros Mountains now, this historical border separating empires and nations which are having conflicts tracing back to the earliest days of Muslim expansion. We were lucky since it is cold over here but dry, and we had a great ride to Lordegan. We found an ecolodge, empty as the season is over, and were happy for the great meal our Bakhtiari hosts provided us, a hot shower, and the gas stove.
Pouring rain in the night but again we were lucky: the way down to Shushtar was a piece of cake.
In Shushtar we entered a historical hotel that reflects the town’s former importance. The city was a major center of water management, renowned for its sophisticated hydraulic system of canals, tunnels, and watermills. This outstanding example of refined ancient engineering regulated irrigation for the surrounding agricultural lands and used flowing water to power mills.
We rode to Ahvaz, an oil city not worth the visit but we were curious. The population is mainly Arab speaking and very friendly. We then headed back north to Shush, where RidingKismet visited the late 19th century fortress which was built by French archaeologists as a base for excavations at the ancient city of Susa, serving as housing for researchers and a secure place to store and protect their stolen goods. In the meantime, IronChris guarded the bikes and had the greatest time ever with some kids. From their own bicycle, they give us some new valve covers that are FUCKING SICK.
Since goodbyes suck, we avoid them. In the case of FlyingNick 🪽, we didn't want to let go but to meet up again somewhere to have a last supper in the wild. We had agreed to meet up a couple days later in the bushes somewhere at the Ziggurat of Chogha Zanbil, and it worked out. We sat at the campfire with bebe beers and harpy rock'n'roll music, the dogs were happy for some chicken that was actually Nick's (in exchange, they would bark all night long, barking the enemies away...). We didn't go to sleep before the last embers turned dark, and we woke up late when a shepherd brought his goats over.
Nick had his eight breakfast cigarettes, then he saddled the donkey, fist bump, and away we go, brother - see you someday, somewhere, inshallah.
A bit lost now, we headed back towards the mountains - this could not have been it with the Zagros, and to the west there will be only plains and deserts. A small detour but it was cold up there and earnings for snow storms, so we turned left towards the border with Iraq. A big, stinky hotel room here costs as much as two doppelter expresso in Almanya, and early in the morning we headed out to have a last refill with Iranian cheap juice and to be the first ones at the border. Will we make it to Baghdad today?Read more
Into Baghdad
December 22, 2025 in Iraq ⋅ ☀️ 17 °C
.... No, we didn't make it to Baghdad straight away - we didn't even kick 40 km!
After having filled up 35 liters for 90 cents for the last time 😢 we rode straight to the border. Checkout from Iran was easy going: all the stamps in a few minutes, and because we're charming and cute, they even gifted us the 60 bucks for fuel tax (wonderful, when things are not taken too seriously).
Around the corner, the Iraqi habibis though take it a bit too serious, yet not having their stuff together. Our details were written down several times by hand in different books, causing confusion when setting it into the Arab alphabet, and we swung around six times in between only two "offices" that have had to be 400 meters from each other.
Seven (7 !!!) hours later we could exit - after another final copy of all our documents at the exit gate. What's going on with you, guys?
It was too late now to go far, as Maghreb is coming, and to Baghdad it's 200 km including some checkpoints. So we pulled over to a hotel in Badre Spend, right on the other side of the border. After a dirty dinner prepared in the room, a knocking at the door, the police wanted to speak to us.
We didn't commit any crime in Iraq so far, after only four hours in the country, so it can not be too bad.
In the lobby and in front of the building there are around twelve cops.
Turns out an officer wanted to warmly welcome us to Iraq. Not many foreigners cross this border, and after having seen us in the TV (it's not even Paris Dakar season, so what is he talking about?) and our bikes in his town, he decided to place a couple policemen in front of the hotel to guard our bikes. Well, that's a great service though!
And indeed, next morning they were still there, yawning in their pickup. They told us now they would escort us to the next checkpoint, where another escort would be waiting for us...
The last checkpoint before the city we had to manage alone. This side of the infrastructure allows you to take a break every couple km, and to rest for maybe half an hour, until the "intelligence" has done some phone calls and whishes you a good day.
But we wanted a real break before entering the capital, a road side special. And when pulling out the chairs, we were suddenly invited by the owners of the house close by: "it's too noisy here at the road, come over, we have a garden". And we got rice, chicken, salad, and a lot of fruit... One has to take care of travelers ❤️
Entering Baghdad was just ridiculous, as most of the time we were standing still in between boiling diesels - just because of the traffic again we decided to take a short break to let the air cooled singles calm down. Finally, we made it to our hotel, a quite underwhelming, stinky room, our bikes on the street, at the big bazar...
We got ourselves some strong chai and a shawarma, and were happy.
And now? Christmas is in three days, what will happen in Baghdad?
Stay tuned, cuties!Read more
Baghdad
December 23, 2025 in Iraq ⋅ ☁️ 15 °C
After one night in the very filthy hotel room, we decided to change. Our new accommodation clearly had seen better days as well, but felt like home in this city.
Baghdad, a once glorious city that never recovered it's shine since the Mongols, now stood tall despite the battle scars. Fancy shopping districts try to mask the battered facade of the city: the dust, open sewers, piles of trash, battered roads, and dilapidated building; signs of a post conflict country. Power cuts were frequent and barely an eyebrow raised by the hardened resilient population who picked up the pieces and continued with their lives. Still, Baghdad, as with the rest of the country, felt safe, and we liked our place. With unlimited black tea, it gave us a base to do laundry and catch up on admin.
We got to know Jordi, a Catalan hero on a Himalayan, on the way back home after having circumnavigated the peninsula. He looked beaten up after having seen some stuff crossing vast deserts and militia threatened regions, yet full of life and good advice.
An inspiring guy to have long ass conversation with, sitting in a smoke-filled lobby until the morning shift takes over.
Then Christmas arrived, as spontaneous as ever. We found the Cathedral of Al Sayyida Al Nejat, and we are happy they let us in to take some pictures: the heavy security this day was not (only) due to religious tensions, but rather because the prime minister himself was coming today to direct some words to the community - a beautiful sign of inter religious inclusion and a step forward, we believe.
Christmas morning, an oil change in a workshop just around the corner. In the evening we wandered through the more bourgeois neighborhoods, where really some Christmas decorations could be found.
Finally, after again one entire week of being settled, we were ready to push on: crucial here is to get up at half past four, shovel enough coffee in and kick it at 6 before the rest of the world wakes up to block the roads. We managed it, crossed the Tigris at night, and rode out of the city at dawn...Read more
Out of Iraq
January 5 in Iraq ⋅ ☁️ 17 °C
As much as we enjoyed Iraq, mainly its wonderful people and cuisine, it was time to leave the bustling capital and then the country as a whole. We will have to return to Iraq anyway as it's the only open way back to Europe overland from the Middle East, so no hard feelings.
On the way south we stopped by in Karbala. For Shi'a Muslims, to visit the tomb of the prophet's grandson Hussein, is an important pilgrimage, and people in the thousands if not millions flock here to pay their respects. We attempted to navigate the huge complex, often getting lost and mostly out of place amongst the mourning and solemn pilgrims.
On the way to Najaf, we then did a little side quest to Babylon, another city along the road out. Babylon was an ancient Mesopotamian city and home to the biblical Tower of Babel, although whether the muddy hill is really the Tower of Babel or otherwise is uncertain. And of course right at the front you'll find the famous Ishtar Gate (a reconstruction of course, the real one was stolen by the Germans and is kept in Berlin...).
Thanks to the extensive and very annoying city checkpoints, we finally reached Najaf at nightfall. Apart from being another large pilgrimage site, the city itself was more on the rough side - masked teens on scooters circling around and a level of criminality common in tourist hubs - to the extent that the checkpoint police would not let us enter the city on motorcycles unless the hotel had guaranteed secure parking... With the purpose of maintaining a reputation of theft management, it meant being stuck at a checkpoint until a hotel confirmed they could provide us with secured parking.
Najaf is also where we spent new years together with a few other travelers, watching the midnight fireworks and excitement - so it wasn't all doom and gloom!
We then followed south Euphrates and Tigris. In staying at hotels reduced our access to local people, so one night we decided to sleep in a Husseiniya. Husseiniyas are small rest stops built for pilgrims walking to Karbala and Najaf from other parts of the country.
As we arrived, the host told us to sit down next to him at the little campfire, as if he had been waiting for us. We were offered chai, a warm meal, and a safe place to sleep - all for free. In the evening, curious villagers (including the clan eldest!) stopped by to give us their Salams and ask millions of questions about us and our journey, while we ate our chicken and rice. Friendly chitchat until one after the other left, and we crawled into our bed.
The next morning at 6 there was a sudden awakening, as it turned out our sleeping place was also a social club to hang out straight after the morning prayer to have coffee and gossip. We quickly scrambled to pack and look presentable for breakfast, before thanking the host and jumping on our bikes.
We changed course and headed for the famous mesopotamian marshlands. The Marsh Arabs are a community that live amongst the streams and reeds with their buffalos. As punishment for revolting against Saddam, their marshland was severely drained and the population was massacred in 1992. Nowadays, the water channels have been restored and once again the buffalos graze along the banks. Here, we are hosted by Abu Rafad, the 'Friendly Grandpa' as he is known amongst foreigners. He took us out on a boat ride, observing the flora and fauna of the land, followed by a serving of Masgouf - the traditional grilled carp fish. Since a long time, we truly felt at peace here.
The next morning we wanted to beeline to the Kuwaiti border, but IronChris got sick and we had to pull into Basra, the last big city and petroleum hub. He was treated with the best antidote we know, Pizza and a good night sleep before attempting the border crossing once again.Read more
Kuwait
January 8 in Kuwait ⋅ ☀️ 18 °C
Next chapter, Kuwait!
We exited Iraq, again the border took a bit of time because of slow bureaucracy.
The Kuwaiti side though, works extremely efficient. Imagine walking to one window for passport control, followed by another for vehicle customs? A process lasting no longer than 20 minutes!? 🤯 Judging by the hours long border process we have become accustomed to in the past months, this highly simplified version seemed outrageous.
In deep awe and excitement, we headed straight to the fuel station. Not because of the fuel, but because it has a café and supermarket at the same time! We got some crisps, cookies and coffee and sat in the sun and were happy. An hour went by and eventually we remembered we were meant to be travelling, so we moved on.
Opting for the back roads, we took the detour through camel lands and then the long long long bridge to Kuwait city. While barely 150 km separate Basra from Kuwait City, the difference in infrastructure was immediate. And once again, people seemed to be overly excited to see us two knights, offering us sweets and fist bumps from the car.
And another thing: a lot of people here seem to be quite well off, regarding the vehicles they drive - but later more.
Once again, the first destination for us in Kuwait was a workshop to give Kismet a wellness treatment. She's been moody in the mornings and pissing oil all over, but nobody has to live with that and we went to the well renowned TriStar shop. And just as we arrived, RidingKismet cleaned the road from pointy things and brought them a punctured rear wheel. Ricki and Mohammed instantly started to punch us questions about Kismet's history and symptoms and said in two days everything could be solved. Alright! And indeed to their credit, next morning they sent us pictures and news of the engine, told us they had found the necessary seals and that the carb is being cleaned. Great service, guys, cheers!
In Kuwait, the currency is strong and everything is quite expensive. The cheapest accommodation we could find though turned out to be an apartment with living room, washing machine, kitchen and uncountable (3) bath rooms in Salmiya, the "working class neighborhood", next to the sea. While Kismet was having a cure, we went to explore the city.
Kuwait is a relatively young state whose wealth came with the industrialization of oil from the mid 20th century onward. Its relationship with Iraq has long been tense, culminating in the invasion and the massive destruction during the Gulf War, 1990. After the Iraqi defeat with help of the US, a fast and thorough rebuild left Kuwait City as a shiny, modern place.
Also, wealth is backed through cheap labor of mainly Indians, but also Pakistanis and Philipinos, who make more than half of the population. That's not the people in the flashy cars, but the people in the workshops, the shopkeepers, the ones keeping the city ticking, clean and tidy. Eager for originality, we went to a worker's restaurant - and found ourselves in Delhi, with chicken and curry and surrounded by welcoming Indians.
Next day, the bike was ready and we came around at the workshop where we met the owner, Jafar Behbehani. This guy is the main importer of BMW and Ducati in Kuwait and the first one bringing motorcycling to the Arabs, as he said - an energetic man in his 70ies, if not working or training, always on the bike. In his office he proudly showed us pictures of him together with George W. Bush and family, with Valentino Rossi, and other figures that shaped politics and motorsports. We went dinner together - touching ground, at the burger shop next door. Thankfully, Jafar gave us a very generous discount on the work, and we proudly signed on Ricki's personal wall of travellers he had helped out. With a healthily beating kismet (the carbs were so clogged, they told us, that the secondary carb barely delivered fuel...) and blinking as they cleaned both of our bikes, we headed out of town to camp close to the Saudi border.
There we found the "once upon a truck" guys we had met some days earlier in Iraq: A dutch family of six, with the youngest being five years old, traveling to south Africa with all the time necessary. We were invited for some delicious pancakes and card playing with the kids, before curling in the tend, in-between the sea and the city....Read more
Entering Saudi Arabia
January 11 in Saudi Arabia ⋅ ☀️ 21 °C
We woke up from our beach camping with high hopes of an early start to the border, but after watching the family settle in for a relaxed day, and marvelling at their mini washing machine and array of truck gadgets, we didn’t leave until a few hours later.
Also we slightly underestimated the Saudi border; how different could it really be from Kuwait?
After breezing through the Kuwaiti side, things at the Saudi border took a surprising turn. The queues to passport control were immense: As it was the weekend, many people were travelling to Saudi Arabia to enjoy the vast desert spaces and lower costs. We ended up stuck at the border for a few hours, but locals kept us entertained with tea and snacks. Then a border guard pulled us from the line and whisked us through the ‘VIP’ queue. Without saying much, he directed us to customs, which was equally quick / wasn't actually performed.
Just as we were ready to leave, we noticed that neither of our passports had been stamped, so we circled back to the original passport control, where we found the same guard. First shocked that we were still there, then bursting into laughter at our apparent confusion. “We don’t stamp passports or issue papers anymore,” he said. “I don’t know what borders you’ve seen, but we’re pretty modern here. You’re now free to enter Saudi Arabia.”
We pushed on and, with the sun setting, we decided to camp at the beach, letting the dust settle while gathering our thoughts and planning for the next few days.
Our first stop would be Riyadh, a 500 km ride through the empty and peaceful desert; however, with the many horror stories of Riyadh’s traffic we had heard, we decided to park our motorcycles in Dammam and catch a bus to the capital. Dammam would be an ideal parking point as it is a mere 70 km from Bahrain (our next country destination) and also along the main road to later destinations such as Qatar, UAE and finally Oman. Teary-eyed, we then parted from our bikes and left them in the hands of Rana, a friend of a friend who kindly offered us her parking space at her compound. Shedding our motorcycle identity, we blended in with civilians and boarded the five-hour bus to Riyadh...
The locals appeared conservative, women mostly with face coverings (niqab), and largely kept to themselves. However, the closer we got to Riyadh, the more women removed their face veils and headscarves. We later learned that relaxing the hijab rules was part of the wider reforms introduced by the progressive Crown Prince, which included the removal of several restrictions previously placed on women, alongside significant investment in tourism. After all, oil won't last forever, and Saudi Arabia possesses a wealth of natural resources, landscapes, and historically rich sites. But, as with many countries balancing tradition and modernity, change reaches rural communities more slowly than the capital, hence why some women were still wearing veils when they boarded the bus.
For our more interested readers, here is a highly summarised history of Saudi Arabia (alternatively, just watch Lawrence of Arabia). The Arabian Peninsula was and is mostly tribal. Saudi Arabia, named after its founder Muhammad ibn Saud, a tribal leader who allied with a religious cleric, instituted a conservative religious rule to unify Arabian tribes and gain independence from the Ottomans. This process happened in two attempts, (1744–1818; 1824–1891) and finally the modern kingdom, officially established in 1932. The new nation was impoverished, relying on small-scale agriculture and pilgrim income, until oil was discovered in 1938. That brought some wealth, but the real jackpot came in 1973, when prices tripled due to the oil crisis, massively boosting the Gulf's economies. Saudi Arabia remained a conservative Islamic country until 2017, when Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman assumed major authority. Beheading is now not in public any more (but still practiced), and the prince rolled out "Vision 2030", by which social reforms (women driving, also more concerts and sport events, ...), economic diversification, and rapid urbanisation shall bring the country forward.
These reforms were impossible to miss as we rolled into Riyadh: high-rise buildings, immaculate streets, an efficient metro system, spider-web-like modern highways (making the city 99 % unwalkable), and convenience at your fingertips.
In Riyadh, we met up with RidingKismet’s friend from university days back in the UK, who has now settled in Riyadh. Arriving at the doorstep, weary and rough, our friend scooped us up and dropped us in the most comfortable and luxurious space we’ve stayed in so far. Convenience was on another level: apps for spa and salon treatments alongside the usual food delivery services. Hell, the same delivery guy could drop off your pizza, freshly brewed coffee, and camping gas from the nearest outdoor store. And although the Saudi Arabian Riyal was weaker than the Euro (1 € ≈ 4.3 SAR), prices in Riyadh were almost on a par with Paris.
Comfort tailored to the richer ones, as the above mentioned delivery guy once again might be an Indian or Pakistani mate, far away from the rights and benefits the Saudi citizens have.
Without our motorcycles, our time in Riyadh was mostly spent being actual tourists rather than epic and empty landscapes seeking riders. We hopped from museums to souks, metros to taxis, and tried as many local dishes as possible (except for camel liver - that’s still on the list). Rest day bonuses included easy access to laundry, long hot showers, and Netflix marathons. It was also Rally Dakar season, but since we left the bikes in Dammam we didn't participate, neither did we pay the 350 € ticket to access the main bivouac tent.
And now, with our multi-day rehabilitation over, it was time to face the road and kick up some more dust. Well, little dust, as the road from Dammam to Bahrain is rather short.
Next border, here we come!Read more
Visit Bahrain
January 28 in Bahrain ⋅ ☁️ 20 °C
Back in Dammam, we picked up our bikes from a friend’s place and pointed them east towards the minuscule island state of Bahrain. Bahrain isn't known for motorcycling, the country is nearly the size of Hamburg, completely flat, and yet it is one of the most densely populated countries in the world. That, coupled with the mad traffic and driving style makes it a less enticing place (side note: motorcycle accidents were so high the government considered bannign delivery riders). Yet we gave in to the temptation of visiting a new country just 50 km away.
Accessing Bahrain from Dammam was easy, both countries were connected by the 25 km King Fahd Causeway. The border itself sits on an artificial island right in the middle of the bridge. A series of concrete, glass, and checkpoints surrounded by water.
We crossed over and started poking around the island. The southern half of Bahrain turned out to be almost empty of civilization: no towns, barely life, just oil and gas infrastructure. Nodding jacks all around, pipelines running across the land, and a smell in the atmosphere that makes one think twice if lighting a cigarette is a good idea.
We checked out the Dragon Rocks, some clay formations standing out of the otherwise flat land, and the caves which turned out to be abandoned bunkers. Next was the Tree of Life, a stubborn 400 year old tree standing alone in the desert, wedged awkwardly between oil pipelines and a tourist bedouin camp. With almost no annual rainfall, it survives by sending its roots deep into the ground, tapping into underground water source. Its resilience has turned it into a quiet symbol for the people of Bahrain, who have stood their ground through centuries of hardship and change.
And that's pretty much it in terms of landscape.
Finding a campsite proved to be difficult. Beaches were closed as private property and empty land was covered in construction sites, oil piplines, or other infrastructure. We ended up on a beach strip with a small park frequented by locals. It was also where the delivery drivers hung out while waiting for orders often having loud phone calls near our tent. It also meant that the nights were equally as loud as the day. Nonetheless, the same drivers also delivered our pizza, so we were somewhat content. Next day, we woke up to flamingos doing their morning walk in the shallow waters.
The other half of the island is the opposite: Manama and its outskirts are densely populated. The original plan had been for RidingKismet to head into town by public transport, while city-phobic IronChris stayed outside to breathe. From this campsite, though, this didn't really work out, so in the end both riders pressed on to the capital to at least visit the National Museum for an introduction to Bahrain’s history, followed by a quick stop to the Bikers Corner (Bahrain Motorcycle Club) and got a courtesy bike wash.
Afterwards, already in the dark, we once again went hunting for a place to sleep. And again we found a beach, next to the causeway leading out of the country, and again delivery dinner to get rid of the few local schmoneys we had taken out. And just like that we high-tailed it out of Bahrain and picked up the windy highway south towards Qatar.
Perhaps we were impatient, and perhaps we did not give Bahrain the chance it deserved, especially on the cultural side. But we felt the urge to chase the kind of freedom we know from too long times ago.
But maybe that was the problem. Perhaps when you chase something too hard, it has a way of slipping through your fingers. But maybe we would find it again in Qatar...Read more
Qatar
January 30 in Qatar ⋅ ☀️ 20 °C
Qatar had been on our list for a while, especially after the camel races came highly recommended by our Catalan friend, Jordi. But after weeks of battling traffic and concrete along the eastern coast of Arabia, we were weary of cities. So we made a slightly dramatic decision and we would skip the capital altogether. Could we enjoy this small peninsula without seeing its supposedly unmissable pearl, Doha, and chasing nature only? Let's go.
We crossed the border without much fuss and first of all went to a visit at Decathlon to fix a leaking sleeping mat. Desert nights are romantic, but only until the air leaves your mattress!
We dodged the weekend traffic on our way to Zekreet, a large rock formation on Qatar’s western coast. Darkness was falling when we found a camp spot, but this time it was a good one: a quiet desert valley, no noise, no cars, just the breeze and the stars. It had been a while since we’d had a night like that.
And the morning... Wow...
Next day we rode out to check out Al Shahiniya camel race, one of Qatar’s most celebrated sporting traditions. Camel racing is a huge deal here, with animals trained from a young age by foreign workers (obviously), but ridden actually by tiny robot jockeys perched on their back (child jockeys were banned in 2005 thanks to UNICEF). The prize money can reach the hundreds of thousands USD.
At the tracks, you can wander around freely, watch the camels train, and see owners driving alongside on parallel asphalt roads, honking to make their animals sprint faster. Of course, IronChris couldn’t resist taking Murghob on a lap or two - some tracks are just asking for it!
Back at the same spot in the desert we reunited with our friends in the big truck, and of course, gaming night and laughters made us curl up in the bag a bit late.
It was all fun until the Regional Environmental officer turned up. Apparently, campfires are illegal, and camping is only allowed on weekends. He took some pictures of our numbers plates and told us he would need to report us, but after some ‘gentle pleading’ he let us off the hook, on the condition we put out the fire and clean the site up in the morning. Avec Plaisir!
Tempted by the offer of more board games and the use of their washing machine, we joined the family to the Mangrove Beach, northeast of the country. We spent two days beach bumming, doing the laundry, and playing with the kids to the point where their insurmountable energy was depleting (mission accomplished!). With Douwe’s help, we could finally fix Kismet's lights, and now the bike was sort of ‘street legal’ again.
After a few sandy days we treated ourselves to one cheap hotel night - a good shower, pizza and film in the afternoon, being alone a bit, reset.
After five days, we rolled back to the Saudi border to continue south, aiming for the UAE.
Always keep rolling ❤️Read more

TravelerHallo Christoph, ich habe gerade von deiner Mutter erfahren, dass deine Gattin einen Unfall hatte und sich das Knie verletzte.Ich hoffe es geht ihr wieder besser, ansonsten könntet ihr die Motorräder verkaufen und zurück fliegen.lG

TravelerHey, danke für die Nachricht - es sieht nicht allzu schlimm aus zum Glück. Nur ein paar Tage garnix machen und danach ruhig angehen lassen. Die Motorräder werden sicher nicht hier gelassen 💥
A very special beach house, UAE
February 6 in the United Arab Emirates ⋅ ☁️ 22 °C
We got up early and rolled along the sand blasting highway into the Emirates. But we didn't make it far though, since we find Mohammed's vacation house at the beach.
Mohammed, an early-retired in his late fifties, is easygoing, humble, and since he doesn't get to travel as much as he'd like, decided to offer his house to travelers.
His place was more of a private Jurassic Park: giant bird cages, an artificial lake with fish,life sized animal sculptures, a treehouse complete with a treetop walkway, three enormous dogs, palm trees everywhere, and a massive hall packed with arcade games. A child wonderland.
What we had in mind was to park at the beach house and use the private palm beach Mohamed offered to pitch our tent. He also offers outdoor bathroom and kitchen use. Instead, Mohamed insisted we park inside the compound and stay in one of his guestroom blocks. This came with three meals a day, and evening walks through this private jungle. His immense generosity was unexpected... And it was a good opportunity to let go and unwind.
We stayed two days, and guess what, in the second evening our friends in the big truck rolled in as well! We tossed the kids around (or they tossed us around...a matter of perspective), we had some of Mohammed’s camping sandwiches, laughed a lot, and hit the road the next morning.
We had considered pushing all the way to the Oman border, but decided against doing the 420 km and aimed for a beach instead. Finding a proper campsite wasn’t easy, and the one we chose turned out to be the beach where half of the UAE goes fishing. Cars everywhere, lines in the water, headlights all night. There's little peace in the Middle East...
And tomorrow Oman. Let's go!Read more
Between the Jebels and the Wadis
February 8 in Oman ⋅ 🌬 23 °C
So then we entered Oman though Al Ain, and what a contrast!
Within an hour, we left the eternally straight roads through the deserts behind us, to enter hills and mountains. Quite suddenly, there were curves and climbs, bushes and rivers, eagles and goats, and wild camels. Looking back: after having left the Zagros Mountains behind in Iran, we didn't experience this diversity any more, and we roared through the valleys in joy and harmony.
Looking for a place to stay we found a small hidden wadi, one of these dry river beds adorned by some palm trees and inhabited by the chirping birds Oman is known for. We get to know Mars and his friends who came in their big adventure trucks from Germany to Oman. They already spent seven weeks hanging out in the wadis, mountains, and beaches . This wadi even had a hot water spring, potable and flushing out of the rock making it perfect for a natural good morning shower!
We ride and ride, stop by little corner shops to get just the essentials, and enjoy being in the wild. Another day, in Wadi Al Hawqain, again we have the opportunity to get a good wash in a natural warm water pool, before finding a shelter under palm trees for the night.
After a good rest, RidingKismet opened her eyes in the morning, saying "let's kick ass". We would go for some gravel today, to kick dust and see how far we make it.
And as the jet pilot once described it: "it began with a piece of cake, continued with an enjoyable challenge, and ended in a harsh fight".
We filled up water and snacks, and had a chai at a fuel station. We rode up the tarmac road into the mountains to then turn left into the gravel. We had the greatest day ever in the canyons, took some nice photographs, a road side special in the shade. Then we decided to go to Hamra, since it's not that far and we still got some time. But the road conditions, Habiiiibi...
Steep, steep stuff nearly 100 % inclination up the hill, together with deep, deep, puffy dust, filled with hidden loose rocks. In many cases, IronChris would ride ahead, park and walk down to give RidingKismet a high-five on the fly as she walked upwards, to collect her bike and ride it up. By this, IronChris would have the pleasure to experience the ride on two bikes not one, and RidingKismet to walk up the hill but not to ride since, Madonna, it's good for your health.
The last bit before the Jebel Hatt pass, it was then around 1.5 km in one stretch...
Up there, clean air, and the sunset ahead. In peace, we rolled down the winding road to Hamra in soothing engine break into the night.
This day had the potential for us to reach peak irritation, to be stressed by so many drops into the dust and end up sick of it all. And yet, not only was it actually a splendid offroad thrill, but the opportunity to be a team and to push through when the road gets bumpy.
Still covered in dirt and giggling we drank our bebe beers next to the adventure machines in front of our guesthouse in Hamra, one of the best preserved old villages of Oman.Read more
Into Muscat, unexpected
February 14 in Oman ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C
The long way round to Muscat, a 3 day detour tapping into wadis, dunes, and the coast
While enjoying the small winding roads of Jebel Akdar (Green Mountain) our little fantasy came to a halt when RidingKismet collided with a mountain goat which sent her flying over the handlebars. There was a herd earlier which passed through unscathed but this little beast jumped out of the bush to join his crowd but was greeted with the front wheel. Luckily the mountain goat survived and limped away, and despite the slide RidingKismet didn't appear to have big injuries. With a little help, she mounted the bike again but when the pain became unbearable we switched gears and thought perhaps it's time we take care of our health.... we are getting old after all, and the travel insurance can pay, right?
And that's how we ended up in Muscat and reluctantly straight to the doctors office. We booked the "knee package" and after some scans the doctor delivered the verdict: multiligament sprains and minor tears, and a small fracture. Remedy: no moving without crutches and 4 weeks rest.... But doctor, we already walked 9km today! He looked both mortified and stern. BED REST!
Alright, now that we are here, an oil change is due anyways. So IronChris would head out with one bike after the other to a workshop with the humble name "Elite Bikes" to get it done, and it turns out that the very generous owner gave us 5 liters of tasty 20W50 for free. Thank you, guys!
And Muscat became our hideout for some time. We learned the bus routes, had our favourite supermarket, and made friends with other stranded travelers in our filthy hostel. We attempted to create a little home once again and re-established our long lost routines.
Ramadan began, and although the hostel was never ever cleaned properly and despite the false advert that said it offered breakfast (it doesn't), the owner and his sole (and very overwhelmed) employee served us a good Iftar every evening (the dinner after Maghreb Muslim have to end their fast).
We booked two nights more and then three more, and in the end we stayed around two weeks. At the beach nearby, fishermen go out to throw the crab boxes out. We visited the great mosque and had a private Iftar at the actual old town, which is cozy and really worth visiting.
Antsy IronChris took his Murghob for a little ride and camp out for a night, just to kick some dust and not getting crazy in the city. Perfectly smooth gravel to skid a bit, and at Wadi Al Arbeieen, little fishies nibble at the feet.
Pauline, another traveler, also ends up in this valley, and a fire is lit under the stars.
And while this overextended 'rest days' were secretly welcomed, we are not sure how long it will last but one thing is for certain, stubbornness runs high here and it might just mean we will skip town soon...
Stay tuned...Read more
Out of Muscat - Nizwa and the wild
February 27 in Saudi Arabia ⋅ ☀️ 27 °C
After having said good bye in Muscat, we try to hit the road with RidingKismet's wounded knee. It's best to take it easy, please no sudden movements now!
We made it to Nizwa (thanks for the hint, Christian!), find a cozy accommodation and go out to explore this cute little town. All among the date palms, harmonically it lays partly in well maintained, partly in naturally ruined buildings. Our dinner plans fit perfectly, as we grab a sweet little sin here and another there.
Next morning we manage to get up early since there is the animal market! At the pagoda in the old town, people are yelling prices and negotiating, as goats and cows are walked around in circles and shown to the public. We are told a goat is around 50 $, whereas a young cow may be 500 $ - but come on, there must be quite a bit of space for negotiation.
In Nizwa we also meet Pauline again, together with her boyfriend Valentine, and we agree to meet up in Wadi Damm together with (guess who) THE DUTCH FAMILY!
Two days of riding so far went not too bad for RidingKismet's knee, but a rest never hurts so we stay three whole days in the wadi. It's a beautiful time, and after having bumped into each other several times all along the Gulf they have become like family. Amd so, everyone helps RidingKismet to get back on her feet, each family member offering a hand, a stick, or just some reassurance. Everybody takes turns walking her to the wadi pools, and just so she doesn't miss out we put a chair in the middle of the water so she can dip her toes! In the evenings we switch between BBQ and pasta, games and bonfires, and before you know it, our wadi started to fill up with other travelers seeking refuge from news - Iran now is officially attacked by Israel and the US, and nobody can tell to which extend this will impact the peace in the region and the continuation of each one's journey.
Mostly older German, Austrian, and Swiss, the wadi suddenly became a German speaking hang out with bonfires and deck chairs with topless old men. Mallorca style in Oman...
And while RidingKismet's knees begin to flare up as punishment for the hike to the pools (actually it's both of them - remember Afghanistan?), sadly we depart our little safe haven and say goodbye to our new community. With our visas running out, we didn't want to face the penalty for overstaying, so instead we chose the long desolate road towards the legendary Empty Quarter and into Saudi Arabia.
The road says fare well... So far...Read more
Into the Void - and out with Headaches
March 5 in Saudi Arabia ⋅ ☁️ 25 °C
Rub al Khali… the Empty Quarter, named so for its extreme isolation and absence of human life. It’s the largest sand desert in the world, roughly the size of France, with vast, imposing dunes reaching several hundred meters of height and an unforgiving arid landscape.
And here we were to cross it!
Yet, instead of the fantasized traversal through an endless ocean of sand, we hit the only existing highway skirting the edge of the desert. World's longest straight roads are also located here, listed in the Guinness Book of Records. Traveller warnings were clear: fill up on fuel (and water!) before you go, as the only fuel station sits 300 km in, with the next one another 350 km further. So we left Oman with full tanks and loaded bags, aiming for that first and only bit of infrastrucutre.
Despite sticking to the road, we were surrounded by majestic deep orange dunes of all shapes and heights, stretching as far as the eye could see. Every now and then, the road would be half eaten by shifting sand, sometimes even completely, but we were too mesmerised to care - just cross. This is how dunes are formed: sand carried by wind, slowly piling up over time... Relentless, stronger and more persistent than the bulldozers trying to be hold of it.
It is hot, it is windy, and it is so beautiful out here...
So we made it to that fuel station, which felt like a small, well-stocked village (as most Saudi fuel stations do). Mosque for a quick wash and water refills, shops, a tea house, one or two Pakistani restaurants, and, of course, fuel. We set up camp a little outside the station. Dodgy, but despite the trucks, the night felt quiet.
The next day we hit the road again, excited for more dunes. But it turned harsher today:
First came the wind, carrying waves of sand that slowly turned into proper mini sandstorms.
It hits your skin wherever it is exposed and grinds, it somehow enters the luggage, the clothes, the ears, the mouth... The visibility dropped. The landscape shifted to white salt flats - remnants of ancient lakes, we later learned, from a time when this region was fertile. The wind got so strong we were riding at a constant lean just to stay straight. With low visibility, the sand-covered roads stopped being fun, especially with trucks drifting into our lane to avoid buried sections.
We pushed hard, aiming to finish the remaining 350 km and get out of this funny mess. But RidingKismet started slowing down... At first we blamed the wind, but soon the bike wouldn’t go faster than 70 km/h. Then came the final blow: it wouldn’t start properly and lost compression. Again?
Luckily, a police patrol passed by and helped us push-start the bike. Slowly, we limped our way to the end of the road and the final fuel station, the unofficial exit of the Empty Quarter. As usual, the station had a small, overpriced inn, so we checked in, washed off the dust, and collapsed after a brutal day.
Our original plan had been to head west, crossing the country from east to west. But with Kismet acting up with attitudes again, we decided to play it safe and head to Al Ahsa, the world’s largest palm oasis and home to the Al Ahsa Motorcycle Club.
The ride there started badly: push-starting again, and power dropping. At some point, the bike would barely do 60 km/h - throttle wide open, stuck in third gear. Any attempt to shift up killed the revs and stalled the engine. Not something you want in the middle of nowhere.
We pushed on to the next fuel station - just in time before the engine gave up completely on the deceleration lane. A bottle of water needed to be poured into the right side saddle bag as smoke was coming out of a huge hole in it - how comes the pipe was that hot!?
By now we had learned some resilience, so we pulled out the chairs in the shade and got some fizzies and sweets. Let's see what happens next.
We contacted Ahmed from the bikers club, who immediately organised a tow truck.
A few hours later, the truck arrived and brought us to Al Ahsa, straight to Ahmed, chief mechanic and one of the heads of the motorcycle club. He welcomed us like old friends and insisted we stay at the clubhouse for as long as needed while the bikes were being worked on.
Engine out, to the trusted "enduro bike specialist", who quickly said there's nothing more to do, the engine is dead: again, there is a loose valve seat, also a burned exhaust valve, and a couple good scratches on the barrel. Nice. Good luck in finding some spare parts when there's a war in the neighborhood and the airspace is heavily constrained.
So let's see what happens next... There's always an answer, always a solution, right? Let's be optimistic. Please. Let's kick some ass!Read more
Al Ahsa, Jeddah - and Makkah
March 17 in Saudi Arabia ⋅ ☁️ 34 °C
It was Ramadan, so patience was needed. First of all, nobody really did anything before late afternoon. And then, all work and social life shifted into the night, lasting until the morning prayer at the first glimpse of light on the horizon.
Since we had been riding, we hadn’t been fasting in the previous days, but now, towards the end of Ramadan, we also stopped eating and drinking during daylight hours. During the night when everything is open, Ahmed drove us around to different workshops to figure out what could be done with the engine, while Ridha introduced us to the nocturnal social life of the town.
As everything moved slowly in these last days of Ramadan, we decided to take a break from the waiting game and took on a 19-hour bus to Jeddah.
Planned ahead of time, we orchestrated a genius strike: we had asked Kedo, the legendary Yamaha thumper parts supplier , to send a spare piston and piston rings to the address of a traveler we had never met before. As we had found out asking in traveler groups, this guy was going to fly from Berlin to Jeddah. And it worked out: We met Nikolay in his hotel lobby, exchanged a box of chocolates for a piston, and voilà, the next step in reviving Kismet was secured. Thank you, mate!
From Jeddah, we moved on to Makkah. RidingKismet’s family was there for Umrah, a mini pilgrimage to one of the most sacred places in Islam. We had planned to visit Makkah anyway at some point on this journey, and it happened to be not on the bike, but on public transport.
(Un)luckily, due to the recently escalating conflicts in the Middle East, the family’s flights had been rearranged, forcing them to leave two days earlier than planned. The hotel, right next to the Kaaba, was already paid for though… and we ended up with two nights for free right at the center of it all.
And Makkah was full.... Completely full in fact.
We arrived at Maghreb and were immediately welcomed by one of the many free meals shared at sunset. Afterwards, we tried to make our way to the hotel, but the continuous night prayers made it nearly impossible to move, since the streets were packed with people bowing towards the Kaaba.
Eventually, we found the family, shared a simple dinner, and walked together around the Haram, the space surrounding the Kaaba.
It’s a place of deep spirituality. People from every nation and every background gathered for the same reason: to reset, to reflect, to find some form of grounding.
So we stood there for a while...
Grateful for what we have. For being alive. For being able to move, to choose, to go where we want. For the people who support us along the way. For having some sort of dedication and purpose maybe.
Thinking of those on the other side, with fewer options, less freedom, less certainty. The ones who would love to, but can not. The ones who lost faith, trust, or their direction somewhere along the way.
Let's just reflect a bit, recalibrate, if necessary, and move on.
Then Eid came, the end of Ramadan. A reason to celebrate for many. And for us, another one: RidingKismet’s birthday!
So, back to Jeddah, then back to Hofuf/Ahsa.
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Let's get it done now - lets go!
April 3 in Saudi Arabia ⋅ ☁️ 28 °C
…Now that we held the spare parts firmly in our hands, we beelined it back to Ahsa to start the maintenance process. The first roadblock was the national/religious holidays which lasted 3 to 10 days despite the official holiday being 1 day only. For 3 days none of the mechanics were reachable and we decided to go with the flow... well, we had to, anyway. We took the time to relax, review photos, and binge-watch Game of Thrones, a feat RidingKismet (a hardcore fan) is proud of after trying to convince IronChris for ages.
Ahmed’s brother, a godsent named Azyz, cleared out his calendar to help us achieve our goal of getting the motorcycle running and ready to shoot out of the Arabian Peninsula. The first stop was the workshop responsible for refurbishing the cylinder head. We handed him the damaged one together with a new valve cup and a fistful of shims to replace the valves and seats and make it work. Next was the cylinder workshop. As you may have noticed, engine related things don’t seem to be streamlined in Saudi Arabia and each workshop only manages one component of the engine, which meant darting from workshop to workshop, hoping the mechanics stuck to the deadline they told us (newsflash: they don’t).
Unfortunately for us, it turns out the cylinder barrel was too wide, or rather the new piston was too small, and no fitting barrels available…
Mafi mushkila, no problem: we received a call from the mechanic saying “We didn’t find the barrel you’re looking for, but we found one with the correct inner diameter and we will place that inside the existing barrel” So a barrel within a barrel. Maybe not the most ‘proper’ way of rehabilitating a bike, but we needed solutions and this seemed to be one. Furthermore, the man from the cylinder head shop took his sweet time (“noooooo…. I meant in the evening of the FOLLOWING day….”). When we got the head, the valves were still not tight as the fuel leak test showed. Take it back man, do it again please.
Finally, with our repaired engine components we spent a day assembling it. However, once again, there was a snag in our plan: When draining the oil to put some fresh one in, a not so small piece of metal was found at the magnetic draining screw…. Round at one side, it looked a bit like a fragment of that missing valve shim… That’s fucked!
The shim must have gotten loose, fallen down the cam chain into the gearbox, eaten and broken and ground by the wheels... And with the fragment being a quarter sized of the original shim, this meant there was atleast ¾ of the broken shims dispersed in the engine. And if one of them lodges itself inside the engine while riding this could spell disaster. High risk clusterfuck. Once again, our ride out was challenged. Before making a rash decision to abandon the bike, we sought advice from wiser minds, veteran motorcycle travellers and knowledgeable riders and we decided to just get it done. We would open the engine covers and flush the shit out of it with diesel, and most of the fragments were removed (the rest might be stardust). We poured in brand new oil, just to kick the engine, let it run for a few seconds and let it out – three times in a row. And it worked: The next day, a test ride was done and it did not explode! Seemed like we could go!
We spent our last night in Ahsa at the motorcycle club, where our bikes were parked, and enjoyed hanging out with the locals. Until another unpleasant news dropped: The Kuwaiti border is now closed, which meant our access to Europe crossing Kuwait -> Iraq -> Turkey was not possible. Why?
At this point, our exit plan became a ping pong game. To leave, to stay, to fly, to ride. With every decision whiplash, our stress levels and moods became erratic. But one thing was for sure, we wanted to get out. Riding if possible, and checking it out on our owns.
We had made it that far - how far could it go on?
Stubborn as ever, we decided to press ahead. Ridha from the Ahsa Bikers aided us in our decision, connecting us to bikers located along our route through Saudi, Kuwait, Iraq, all prepared to host and support us. This gave us a renewed sense of determination to make the fluid route back home.
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TravelerHallo ihr beiden. Nico hat mir erzählt, dass ihr fest steckt. Ich drücke euch ganz fest die Daumen, dass ihr viele liebe hilfsbereite Menschen entlang eurer Strecke trefft und wohlbehalten weiter kommt.
Border problems and decisions
April 6 in Iraq ⋅ ☀️ 26 °C
We decided to ride out, it had been nearly a month since we last have had the wind of freedom in our face and we finally got to camp again. With a pocketful of useful contacts along the way Ridha had given us and Kismet revving beautifully, we felt unstoppable. Let's go!
We found a place to set tent in some marshes, had some bebe beers and pasta. What felt a bit weird is the fact that we were not far from an oil field, and anyone following the current politics of the region would know these could be interesting targets of the Iranian regime. At least Saudi was safe, mainly due to its strong air defense system. Hence, apart from occasional alarms on our phones, our night was accompanied by the sound of midges, frogs, and fighter jets patrolling the skys.
Still, it was our first night of camping, and we were grateful to be out again.
Next morning, we kicked some 150 km to the Kuwaiti border, passing through with ease, and as usual, the border guards were very friendly. Just as we left, the heavens opened up and we spent the next 2 hours avoiding deep potholes and getting soaked. Our next rest stop in Kuwait was at Abdullah’s home, a retired army personnel turned biker who was keen to host other bikers passing by. He shared stories of being part of the Iran-Iraq war, his role as special forces in the Gulf War, his training with the US Delta Forces (while proudly displaying his certificates and medals), and his post-retirement interest in motorcycles. On top of his warm hospitality, he took us on a fun tour around the historical area of Kuwait City, and helped us fix RidingKismet’s burned panniers. After two nights, we thanked Abdullah and went on our way to the border with Iraq, another 170 km. Up in the sky, intercepting missiles flew over our heads.
Again, as typical for Kuwait, exiting the border was smooth. But as we approached the Iraqi side, our flow was interrupted suddenly.
What happened was they had officially stopped issuing transit visas on arrival the day before (without official communication). So we couldn’t cross without these visas. We explained that this information wasn’t officially announced hence we didn’t know, plus we only needed 3 days to cross the country and reach Turkey. They seemed unfazed, and demanded we return to Kuwait and apply for an electronic visa.
We returned to the first border post of Kuwait and wasted no time applying for the e-visa. We sat next to the border post guards, who offered us snacks and drinks while we treated the keyboard. The Iraqi e-visa can take between 5 to 12 hours to be granted, so we thought why not hang out at the border until the visa comes through? That way, we could quickly bolt out of the country. But as soon as we made the payment of 205 €, we heard sudden booms accompanied by strong shaking of the building. The guards quickly ushered us to a room and told us there were a lot of tension between Kuwait (which is aligned with US) and the militias in southern Iraq, and now, right now, the border had been closed. The Iraqi guards also confirmed that, for our safety, they will not let us cross even if we had visas. Our final point of exit was now firmly shut.
Fun fact: days later, we still didn't get the Iraqi visa we applied for. So, sticking around between borders would not have been a great strategy.
After some 8 hours of bad blood with a nasty border official, liaising with our embassies and finally having the border police to make things move, we at least could return to Kuwait City and go back to the drawing board.
But obviously we were not alone: with the bottleneck out of the peninsula being closed, a group of stranded travelers dispersed all around the region gathered on social media, supporting each other with informations on border crossings, embassy messages, and, most important, morally. Suddenly, we were not alone and as the saying said: a problem shared, is a problem halved.
While we reported our expereinces at the border to the travel group, others were working on facilitiating the crossing of the Syrian-Turkish border. Historically only open for Syrians and Turkish travellers, this was now a possible crossing to Europe - the only one. A couple of travellers offered to test it out and report back. We all reached out to our different european embassies, and while most refused to facilitate the crossing, the French offered to help their citizens cross, while the Spanish said they’ll coordinate with the French. Not bad.
In the meantime, one expat in Kuwait who had previously called the Spanish embassy on our behalf to connected us to them now invited us for a fancy Indian dinner.
Anyway, with 2000 km to that Syrian-Turkish border, the context shrouded in uncertainty, and our home admin screaming for attention, we contemplated parking the motorcycles and flying home... To finally take a pause for our racing minds and time to assess with clarity while attending to home matters. While we mulled on this decision, allowing it to settle into our minds, we were alerted to some breaking news...
‘The Syrian-Turkish border is now open, and 4 travelling families in campervans have officially crossed with ease!!’
So.... What shall we do now??
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We'll come back, iron horses!
April 15 in Greece ⋅ ☁️ 21 °C
We have had breakdowns, injuries, and a war broke out. We made our way through Central Asia, the former Persian empire, the Arab world, where the journey found a sudden halt.
We decided to leave the bikes in Riyadh since we ran out of coin, our sublet apartment was free again, and apart from some lucky one who managed to slip through the Syrian/Turkish border, it didn't seem like a terrestrial exit plan was viable any time soon.
Apparently that was it, for now.
So we rode our iron babies back to Riyadh where they could rest at our friends place. On the way there, we made it count: Consciously we inhaled the hot air, the smell of the camels, the coffee steam at our road side specials. We embraced the last night in a dodgy hotel and under the stars after pitching the tent, smoking the last cigarettes in the wind. Deeply happy, though, and we arrived in the capital city.
Full tank, empty carbs and battery off the grid, with a blanket on, they are alright for now.
To save quality time (and also money, weirdly enough) instead of the bus we took an airplane to Jeddah, where we had a bit more time now to discover the Red Sea museum and stroll around with the camera. We stayed a few nights in a nice hotel (with buffet breakfast - very important!) before we took an airplane to Europe. In Athens, we had a couple hours to walk up to the Acropolis, and also to adapt back to the occidental way, with a nice cafe, some anchovies and olives, amongst an in all senses Mediterranean society...
Back in the plane, RidingKismet fell asleep to the high pitch whining of the starting turbines, with a little smile on her face and IronChris holding her hands.
Well, you know what it means. The term "adventure" implies that the ending is more than unknown. We didn't know we would take this way back, but it was all cool.
It was time now to get our feet back on firm ground, to leave behind the for a while the dust, the throttle and the vibrations of the long road. Get back to what one part of society calls "the normal life". No more of these holidays where everything is always easy, back to the harsh reality of having an own home, running potable water, and a language everyone understands. It's going to be hard, not having to constantly take decisions as a couple any more, not dealing with the military, not hurting ourselves and trying to deal with a tight budget....
Well, we're looking forward to it as well.
Every day is a fucking adventure baby, so let's kick it.
And who knows... Murghob and Kismet are roaring in their dreams. Soon, very soon we're going to ride again ❤️
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