Southampton

We have arrived in the check-in. This is the best.

Oscar at check-in.

'Excuse me, have you got a plank on this ship, for my brother, in case he needs to walk it'

Mummy had a pat down at security.

'Oi, your touching my Mums bum!'

'It's ok Oscar, just Mummy's necklace has set the buzzer off'

'Ah that's ok, go on then, check her pockets'Read more