Bermuda

So as we wait for our flight, I thought we would share some of the questions that were overheard being asked on the cruise. We believe these are real people and not robots!

1. Excuse me, will I get wet on my snorkelling excursion?

2.Do the elevators take you from the back to the front of the ship?

3. Do the stairs here go up or down? (Please remember the stairs are stationary)

4.I ordered a club balcony suite and the only thing I can see now is a dirty parking lot!
To which the ever com service desk people replied-well ma’am, when we pull out of Port you’ll see water.

5. How am I supposed to know if the photos that have been printed or mine if they don’t have my cabin number on them?
To which the cruise director suggested the they look in a mirror.

6. Excuse me, does the staff sleep on the ship?
To which someone answered cheekily know they follow in either the helicopter or the submarine.

7. One passenger called to complain that their microwave is not working. The staff later found out that the customer was shoving food into the cabin safe and pushing random buttons.

8. One lady went to the cruise director nervous and concerned, asking “Do you think my face is too big for the mini facial?”

9. One person asked if the water in the toilets was freshwater or salt water. And I’ll admit I never really thought about this until they ask that and now I kind of want to know.

10. Do I have to get off of the ship for my excursion in Bermuda?

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