• Powell Ettinger
  • Powell Ettinger

Seychonesia

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  • Matkan aloitus
    17. syyskuuta 2025

    The road to Heathrow

    17. syyskuuta 2025, Englanti ⋅ ☁️ 19 °C

    Collected on time by Mallon taxis. But that was the easy bit.

    Woke up this morning frustrated by useless Etihad system that wouldn't let me check in. Seems reason was that flight was cancelled. Useless emails from Etihad, but turns out flying Emirates instead. But Etihad 'customer services" clueless.
    Anyway. Business on Emirates. Can't complain. Top deck of 380. Free champagne in lounge and on board. Flat bed. Problem was flight was top short.

    Now to Dubai for a surprise (for them) meeting with Paul and Erna.

    Couldn't resist godfather 2. One of longest films ever made. Who needs sleep

    Drive to LHR not easy with 1 hour delay due to vehicle fire.
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  • Debbie from Birmingham

    18. syyskuuta 2025, Yhdistyneet Arabiemiirikunnat ⋅ ⛅ 30 °C

    Top deck of a380. Wheelchair seat (didn't seem any different)… very comfortable but why wait so long before serving second dinner ( after champagne and steak in lounge). Flight too short. Godfather 2. - one of longest films ever made, so flatbed not used as long as it could have been. Turned down mattresses! Still v comfy.

    Dubai airport is vast. Rows of A380s and 777s - plane spotters dream. But terminals are vast and numerous, added to the fact our plane has no gate, we had to walk a long way, catch a train, walk some more, then 15 minutes on a bus.

    Amazed to find we are on 777 to Seychelles. Expected much smaller plane. Economy full but business almost empty. Apart from 3 annoying piss heads in row in front.
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  • Hen do

    19. syyskuuta 2025, Seychellit ⋅ ⛅ 27 °C

    Well this is a wedding trip, so there needs to be a "Hen Do”. The ladies made their way up one of the very steep hills behind Beau Vallon Beach to “Roots” to design and make sarongs. Thankfully we had a mini bus taxi to take us up but even that couldn’t get us to the top - the Roots guy came to collect us in his smaller car.

    Roots was fantastic - spectacular views back down over the beach and a great Rasta vibe run by Ras Tony, a very cool dude indeed.

    Sha discussed families with Ras Tony and he explained that everyone is family "we are all brothers and sisters”. After collecting various leaves, flora and fauna from the area around the Roots site (with resident Giant Tortoise) we set about the Sarong Sun printing process. Decide on the layout, the leaves and flowers making the pattern, pin them down, paint, then wait. The sun does its thing. and when dry we remove the debris and voila! we have sarong’s and plenty of beaches to wear them on!

    A really chilled and lovely way to have a Hen Do!
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  • So all Rabbis should drive convertibles?

    19. syyskuuta 2025, Seychellit ⋅ ⛅ 27 °C

    Breakfast. Fresh fruit. Omelettes, toast n jam.

    Jack, Lexas, Maisie, Tom n Whizz arrived. Mallons rucksack retrieved. Whizz very happy to find resident dogs!

    Boys all off to beach for a swim while girls head to hills for Sarongs making session. Rastas, giant tortoise (that ate all the leaves used for painting and decorating sarongs) .

    Pete, Paul x2, Jack and Powell played beach volleyball. Top Gun this was not. A lot of time wallowing in the sand, and retrieving the ball from the sea. Then to shack for fish, prawn, octopus, shark curry and coconut drink. Grand reunion with girls,break altogether for first time.

    One of those convoluted conversations where someone only hears the last line (So all rabbis should drive convertibles) but have no chance of working out what the conversation was about. Apparently Volvos are very popular with Hasidic Jewish community as they have high roofs, enough space for a big hat.

    Dinner at Augerine. Creole buffet again.not quite as good as previous night, but more Ambience, and magnae of swimming pool wine (white).
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  • Augerine - perfect

    19.–22. syysk. 2025, Seychellit ⋅ ⛅ 27 °C

    Met by transfer man and given chat on Seychelles en route to hotel.
    3 languages. Creole, English and Creole (surely French). Ask someone something in French they will answer in English. But Creole is main lang, heavily based on French. Bonzou - bon jour -hello. Servants downstairs would mishear French masters.

    Inhabited in 1740 by French, ceded to UK after defeat of Napoleon in 1814. Became crown colony in about 1900. Offered independence in 1973 but wanted to stay as a colony. However coup a few months later and became independent.

    Hotel arrival. Met by Doris and given a fruit drink. Quick look at beach - glorious.

    Disturbed by giant tortoises in tiny pens outside hotel but think they belong to Awful looking Beraya hotel next door.

    Quick visit to room before swim. Water not as warm as expected but lovely temperature. Tried snorkeling but no fish here. Seems to be tiny jellyfish with tiny stings. No mark but a bit like a nettle, but not as bad.

    Drink in garden, flying foxes about and I watched as 2 seemed to be fishing or skimming the sea.

    Lots of exotic bird noises but Merlin says only 30% of birds here recognized. Only picked up Mynas.

    Walked along beach, to dinner. Fine sunset. Creole buffet, super tasty. Asleep in record time.
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  • Rough

    20. syyskuuta 2025, Seychellit ⋅ 🌧 26 °C

    Panic circuit of Victoria in search of a hat. Must have been a run on men's hats. A few much too small hats, many ladies hats and some baseball caps before a very standard panama style purchase

    Met Lara, Shania and Amit from Silhouette in their converted container office with coconut drink.

    Rough crossing to Praslin though skipper Ronnie described it as calm. S & J became Huey and Ralph. But others, Caroline and Katie proved patches work.

    Quite spectacular crossing past a few uninhabited islands, and Cousin, with a glimpse of some Bottlenose, and various shearwaters flitting.

    Anchored in sheltered bay off Anse Lazio.
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  • Dive disappointment

    21. syyskuuta 2025, Seychellit ⋅ 🌬 27 °C

    Having been told that padi divers would go first at 09.00 the time got moved to 11, then 1 and finally 3. 😠. Frustrating as I would have kayaked, beached, snorkelled if I had known.

    Pe, kw and ER struggled to equalize so aborted. Visibility so poor PR and PM dives aborted.

    Cw and girls, Sha n Pete went ashore in tender. Had to be dropped on small beach due to rough sea. Scramble to get to nice beach with cafes. £24 for 2x pineapple juice and 2 x coke. Had to scramble back to. Get tender back.

    Disappointing snorkeling/diving. Poor conditions.

    PR lost weight belt. Pe weight belt broke. Not great
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  • Cousin - Tortoises and hares.

    22. syyskuuta 2025, Seychellit ⋅ 🌧 26 °C

    Aride visit. Tom of Edinburgh off to Dr as blood and fluid from ear. Mr Mallon laid low so only 15 participants.

    Highlights
    Ride to island on speedboat that beaches at high speed.
    160 George still trying it on with the ladies!
    They do have hares here. But no races.

    Notes
    Brown noddy

    Seychelles magpie robin
    Only 26 left at one point

    1994 introduced to cousin. Now 83

    5 islands in Seychelles
    Now 400 birds.
    Rely on insects

    Moorhen
    Seychelles fody
    White tern. Never build nest

    White tailed tropic bird here
    Red eggs!/

    Red tailed tropic bird not here but on A ride

    Seychelles birds only lay 1 egg at a time
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  • Water fun

    22. syyskuuta 2025, Seychellit ⋅ 🌧 25 °C

    Pulled in by Grand Anse on Praslin. Some half decent snorkeling though dark skies and rain made viewing a bit dull. Whizz trying to master SUP and a fine swimming race between crewman Sean, who is on Seychelles national team, Whizz n Jack. Sean just winning as finishing line approaches, but stopped, and Whizz pipped Jack by a foot or two.Lue lisää

  • The big day. Part 1

    23. syyskuuta 2025, Seychellit ⋅ 🌬 26 °C

    Schedule for the day (crew have "surprises") and first view of the venue. We were dropped around the island at the National Park centre. Dozens of large ancient tortoises gather here, where they get fed by passing tourists mostly on bananas. We then followed a boardwalk for a couple of miles across mangrove to the bay where the later event will take place.Lue lisää

  • So who's marrying who? Big day part 3

    23. syyskuuta 2025, Seychellit ⋅ 🌬 26 °C

    It was decided that the bride and groom should arrive separately, simultaneously in our own tenders. Worked brilliantly.

    Crew had set up chairs, a bar and a small arrangement of palm fronds. Brilliant. As we set off for beach there seemed to be quite a few other punters hanging around, but amazingly during the three minutes it took to get to the beach they had all disappeared.

    Caroline looked - well, you be the judge.

    We were introduced to the fantastic Ralph Moses Barbe (Pronounced Barbie) - A Ray Charles look-a-like, who wanted to check 1-2 things before we got down to business. He had a large register and a piece of paper with the relevant details of who was doing what.

    Anyway, all went ahead as planned, with wrong names and ages announced during ceremony, but we think is it is all correct now and we have a certificate that we think is legal. and mostly correct.

    1-2 small mistakes though. My name was correct, but it turned out i was Marrying Jenny, not Caroline. And a few other minor details (DOB, POB etc) but he seemed very cool with it all and said it would be fine (Jenny really not so sure.

    Celebrations kicked off with champagne, and DJ Tom of Edinburgh on the turntables (Spotify). He had checked some favourite tunes and was told "Black Betty". Greta s it is it is really a song that means more to Erna and I, (We met in Black Sallies restaurant in Snowy Mountains, OZ) so unusually i had the first dance with Erna, not the bride!

    Rubens followed through with his promise of a DJ and budgie smugglers, beach cricket was enjoyed, with Caroline bowling me out first ball, and crew member, outdoor Sean, who had never played, or even heard of, cricket before, cracking his first ball miles.

    We even found a tired old 140 year old Giant tortoise to join (?) in the fun.

    The party and the champagne moved back to the boat where a BBQ and plenty of vigorous dancing , including some crew members, Rubens and Whizz, neither of whom had ever been seen to dance before. Most people faded sometime after midnight, which, to be fair, was 8 hours after the party started!
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  • La Digue

    24. syyskuuta 2025, Seychellit ⋅ 🌬 26 °C

    Rent bikes, decide to go to Cafe perched on top of island - foolish. Met Jack n Lexa on the climb. Unfeasibly steep, required pushing most of the way, even Caroline's electric bike couldn't make the last bit. But fantastic views from Restaurant, and world's biggest spider's web on way. Spotted some Seychelles blue pigeons.

    Next to Anse Source D'argent (translates to 'money spring'). Pay to get in. Beautiful beaches, lots of punters (by local standards), beach bar, minor snorkeling, tortoises in enclosure, lots of preening selfies.
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  • Praslin championship

    25. syyskuuta 2025, Seychellit ⋅ ⛅ 26 °C

    The big golf match. Ettingers v rest of world. Very plush hotel, £10 for a coffee, buggies, very good clubs, 10 balls each. Hot, difficult course with 5-6 spectacular holes, including amazing 15th, and spectacular difficult 18. Balls situation touch and go and we only got as fast as 18 by not playing 17, finding 4-5 balls in lake and finishing with. Couple of balls off practice range.

    Golf was the winner on the day, as we're the Ettingers. Just. I think.
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  • Val De Mai

    25. syyskuuta 2025, Seychellit ⋅ ⛅ 27 °C

    Non golfers headed to the Val de Mai. A guided walk through the steamy jungle, with a vast variety of palms, and some Coco de Mer very much enjoyed by all.
    A short mini bus journey from the ship gave us the opportunity to see the beautiful green inland part of Praslin on our way to visit the Vallée de Mai Nature Reserve. A guide provided us insight during the 1-2 hour walking tour of this UNESCO World Heritage Site, sharing facts and pointing out many interesting plants as well as wildlife and insects in this natural palm forest.
    Other than the new paths which made the reserve easy to explore, the Vallée de Mai remains largely unchanged from prehistoric times and is home to a selection of endemic fauna and palms including the coco-de-mer, the largest seed in the plant kingdom with notable characteristics (It closely resembles the shape of a human bottom). We spotted the endemic black parrot as well as a small hedgehog like animal called a Tenrec, which is actually more closely related to Elephants than hedgehogs.
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  • Back to Mahe

    26. syyskuuta 2025, Seychellit ⋅ ⛅ 26 °C

    Cross back to Make. Long, 6 hours, and a bit bumpy. Small pod of dolphins for a few minutes with the smallest calf I have ever seen.

    Snorkelled in PM after some confusion about if it was possible. Divers saw 2 turtles , we had a honeycomb moray eel.

    BBQ dinner and some slightly forced dancing to Seychellois drumming with the crew.
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  • Last day

    27. syyskuuta 2025, Seychellit ⋅ 🌬 27 °C

    Last day in Seychelles. We were shown round Pegasus, sea pearl and Sea star, and met ,2 guests , Kevin and Adele.

    Sea Pearl better than expected but accommodation very basic.

    Bus to Coral Strand where aggressively unhelpful staff refused entry. Switched to delightful Augerine. Lunch in beach shack, huge ice cream, quick snorkel, and off.Lue lisää

  • Bali - Hi

    28. syyskuuta 2025, Indonesia ⋅ 🌩️ 27 °C

    Good flight. Immigration a breeze, then had to wait 75 minutes for luggage. Stroppy taxi driver was going to leave. Persuaded to stay.

    Hyatt Bali. Quick shower,decent pizza, crash

    Not my usual haunt. Very comfortable, top gardens. Choice of restaurants, access to beach.

    Top snail though.

    Weirdly every car/taxi gets checked underneath for bombs, but anyone can access from breach side.
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  • Bali - Hi. Batur volcano. Templetastic

    29. syyskuuta 2025, Indonesia ⋅ ☁️ 25 °C

    Road trip. Not far, 40 kms or so, but traffic so bad it took 3 hours or so, Stopped at "Paddy field " experience, which included expensive restaurants/bars, zip wires, huge swings, paddy field "trekking", infinity pools full of girls in micro bikinis - and a few paddy fields.

    Not sure if they got the irony/joke, but 1 couple wearing identical Arsenal shirts with "Rice" on the back.

    Next to Kintamani for lunch with splendid views of Batur Volcano. Realised were actually dining on the rim of the Caldera.

    Laughed at "Cluck Norris" chicken wings on menu

    Roads lined almost all the way by houses. Seems like every third building is a temple, and most houses have their own temple as past of the lay out too.
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  • Shit coffee

    29. syyskuuta 2025, Indonesia ⋅ ☁️ 26 °C

    Jenny (Yenny Worle, not Schulz) very kindly organised a car with a lovely driver (Kadek) to take us out for the day. At first we were offered a motor bike to ride but without an international driving licence that was a no go (CW very pleased I think). So a car arrived promptly at 10.00.

    First stop, Laundry. Then Paddy fields and Batur volcano, before arriving at a lovely small plantation and traditional house. Many many different fruits and spices grown here, as well as tea and coffee. Including, allegedly, the world's most expensive coffee, Kopi Lewak. Ordinary coffee, eaten and shat out by a palm civet! Allegedly the civet enzymes do something special to the coffee. Even though i don't like coffee, we bought some.
    And tea, and chocolate - Chilli, dark and milk.

    Things grown here include: Coffee (Robusta and ARabica, pineapple, pink bananas, jack fruit, durian, vanilla, cacao, honey (the smallest bees i ever saw), and many other fruits.

    Traditional Bali House set out to the points of the compas. Mini temple, kitchen, grandparents house etc all in allotted places. Some trad drumming and full set of tea and coffee tasting.

    Must have misunderstood costs of coffee, as bill was hugely more tha expected!
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