Monkey business

I wake this morning in yet another hangover state. The only bonus is I've woken up in my own bed. My legs are also killing me from all the dancing I did. I honestly don't know what time I get in but it was after 3 in the morning. I search everywhere for my bag and when I go on the balcony I see a monkey and have a terrible feeling that the monkey has made off with my bag. They will literally take anything and everything. I check over my balcony but no sign and when I go to make my bed I find my bag under my pillow. I take myself for my morning coffee and then head to cottage bar where John coerces me into adding rum to my pineapple and strawberry shake and then we catch Pom adding a shot of tequila this isn't going to end well, it's 10am and I'm drinking cocktails. At lunchtime Naikari , a girl i met in Pai walks along the beach she joins us and I suggest we go to the Market for food. In the evening we literally grab a shower and head back to a few of the regular haunts but as we come past Slinkys I've remembered it's Kai's birthday and after dropping her a little present in we walk along the beach and once again I'm led astray onto the bucking bronco and I'm gobsmacked when I last more than 50 seconds, trust me it's a lot harder than it looks. The rest of the evening is spent dancing my socks off in tge cottage bar. Whe I ask the time it's 5am and I only think it's 1am. Definitely time to go home and rest my drunken headRead more