Faceplant

- Woke up to find the doritoes had be ransacked by ants and carried across the wall into a hole next to where we were sleeping. Whoops
- The apartment was infested with ants and cockroaches, with an entire ecosystem along the wall. The bed resembled a sesaw where anas would lie down and I got shot up half a foot. I guess you get what you paid for. (£0)
- Headed south towards the sea along the worst roads imaginable.
- Started to rain, we put on our bright green ponchos in preparation- immediately stopped raining...great
- Ollie fell off his moped going round a left turn. Small injuries with greater mental embarrassment.
- Took the wrong turn at the crossroads and ended up in a stunning village in the middle of nowhere. Begged the locals for a bin, but no-one understood. All the villagers came out to stare at us and thought our empty strawberry packet was an offering. The local english teacher came and took us to her house and made us lunch which was amazing.
- Continued south with the villagers until we found the main road to the beach.
- Followed the road along the coastline for a few hours and ended up in Pagandaran in a waterside shack!
- Currently listening to a man wail from a speaker attempting to practise call to prayer. He's going to have to count his blessings as I'm about to beat him to death very slowly if he doesn't shut up soon.Okumaya devam et