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  • Day 2

    Bratislava

    April 5 in Slovakia ⋅ ⛅ 68 °F

    This is so interesting. On the train ride down to Bratislava in Slovakia, I was doing some reading about the difference between the Czech Republic (Czechia) and Slovakia. I had always thought of them as pretty much the same — two parts of the former Czechoslovakian republic whose languages are very similar. Then I read that Czechia has the highest percentage of atheists in Europe while Slovakia ranks up there with Poland and Ireland for percentage of people who declare themselves to be Roman Catholic. Interesting — a mystery of human geography — right up my street (as the Brits would say). So I started to look for the reason for these two very closely related cultures to be such polar opposites. Turns out the answer lies in their historical ties to Austria and Hungary. I found an article from a historian who explains it like this: both countries were part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire which collapsed at the end of WW I after being ruled by the very Catholic Hapsburg dynasty. The Slovaks closely aligned themselves with the Hapsburgs and Austria while Bohemia (Czechs) aligned with Hungary. When the empire collapsed, Czechs saw the religion as a part of Hapsburg (and Austrian) domination and rebelled against it, while Slovaks saw no need to rebel against Austria, so there was no revolt against Catholicism. It’s that “geography is destiny” thing again. Vienna is 30 miles from Slovakia’s largest city, Bratislava, and the Slovak people had felt more of a threat from Hungary. They were in fear of the “Hungarianization” of Slovakia and kept close ties to Vienna. These ties to Austria meant identifying with Catholicism while the Czechs’ national identity lay in the exact opposite, a revolt against everything Austrian, including the religion. Tonight, I decided to put it to the test, so I went to mass in the center of Bratislava. It was an eye-opener. I expected to see what I saw so often in Spain — a few devout old ladies sprinkled throughout the church for Friday night mass in their usual formation within the pews. Not at all. It was packed. Standing room only, and the genuflecting was on a level I can only compare to my Greatest Generation aunts and uncles. Knees hit the stone floor hard and fast. As soon as each person entered the church they went straight for the holy water and hit the deck. There was no half-hearted dips or self-conscious bows. These guys were committed. I saw a younger man bless himself for the reading of the Gospel in a prolonged gesture of devotion I think I could only compare to something you’d see in a mosque. Everyone, to a man, did the sign of the cross on the head, lip, and heart, but his was longer, more drawn out and even elegant, while he clearly and loudly recited the prayer that accompanies the gesture. This was not a sprinkle of little old ladies either. It was a wide range of ages — families, young adults, teens, and men of all ages — lots of men. That was not the case in Spain. Of the small group that went to a week night mass, few were men, and there were few families or younger people. Slovakians impressed me tonight. I love how Catholic they are. And while I know my little experiment is nowhere near scientific, it demonstrated to me exactly what that historian was theorizing. Geography, People! It’s a powerful thing!Read more

  • Day 5

    Prague — David Cerny Tour

    April 8 in Czech Republic ⋅ ☁️ 64 °F

    I stumbled upon an interactive website which served as a walking tour of the sculptures of one of Czechia’s most renowned contemporary artists, David Cerny. His work is provocative, weird, and controversial. He became known in 1991 for his use of art as civil disobedience and political commentary when he displayed a Soviet tank painted pink along with a huge metal hand flipping the bird. Since then, he has gone on to aggravate and offend large swathes of the European population. I started at his museum in Prague called the “Musoleum.” It was definitely offensive. I couldn’t post photos of most of the works he had on display. I had better luck following his public art — the sculptures in the streets of Prague. His most famous work, the Rotating Head of writer Frank Kavka, is at the center of a busy square just outside of a shopping center. Another one is of Wenceslas, Duke of Bohemia, riding an upside-down dead horse. This one is hanging from the ceiling of a shopping arcade. He has the Man Hanging Out which is of Sigmund Freud hanging on for dear life on top of one of the buildings in the city center. At the Kafka Museum, he has one called “Piss,” which was popular with kids. I think the one the people seemed to enjoy the most was his “Babies” in the park overlooking the Charles Bridge. People got all giggly as soon as they saw the huge naked babies. They’re faceless of course, because Cerny can’t just have people giggling when they see his work. No, these babies have slots with barcodes where their faces should be. It’s creepy.Read more

  • Day 6

    Prague — Special Guest Stars

    April 9 in Czech Republic ⋅ ☁️ 70 °F

    I’m a lucky guy. This trip of a lifetime just reached another level of awesomeness. I met up with Sarah, Matt, Claire & Emmett this afternoon in Prague. They were coming from Budapest, and we will spend a couple of days together before they head to Berlin and I return to England. Today was fun from start to finish. They are seasoned travelers — kids included — and were able to do a really quick check in at their hotel (what Matt referred to as the ‘Czech in’) and we were off to explore Prague together beginning happily with the obligatory dad joke. Today we just wandered and took it all in. We stopped for a snack in the main square and then later for dinner at a cool pub that Matt found in his guide book. We watched the Parade of Apostles at the Astronomical Clock in the main square and walked the Charles Bridge to the other side of the Vltava River. They seem to have a very similar way of traveling as I do, and that made the whole evening just so relaxed and easy. Tomorrow we’ll meet up after breakfast to head to Prague Castle. On the walk back to my apartment, I just kept thinking how lucky I am to be able to spend this time with the Guineys and to be able to share these two days together in such an amazing place. You might even say I need to ‘Czech my privilege’ (woke dad joke).Read more

  • Day 7

    Prague Castle with Guineys

    April 10 in Czech Republic ⋅ ☁️ 54 °F

    I am left with very sweet memories after traveling through the beautiful streets of Prague with the multi-talented Guineys. Playing “fun with flags” to showcase Emmett’s encyclopedic knowledge as we walked through the embassy district. Sharing Claire’s excitement for her contribution to the iconic Lennon Wall of graffiti. Witnessing Sarah’s joy of finding the best chocolate in Prague. And watching Matt befriend a group of rowdy Barcelona fans while watching soccer at an Irish pub. They’re a special bunch. And aren’t those kids lucky to have parents who have taken them all over the world?Read more