Swan Hill VIC

“Before the dollar, and before the pill, we went to a rock dance in Swan Hill.” Lol… John Williamson (and Spotify) have a lot to answer for 😆

But first, we made a quick stop on route at Lake Tyrrell, a giant salt pan that looks like it belongs in a sci-fi film. Interestingly, the name 'Tyrrell' is derived from the local Wergaia word for 'sky', the Boorong Aboriginal people of the area being distinguished for their interest in star-lore. It was fascinatingly scenic until a mini bus of tourists rolled in with cameras and selfie sticks invading the view - our queue to move on.

On arrival in Swan Hill we checked in at the BIG 4 Riverside Caravan Park and scored a prime riverfront site. It’s a great park with café, basketball court, ice cream cart, swimming pool and even on-site food trucks serving dinner.

While the river behind our van looked inviting for a swim, two steps in we discovered shin deep mud with the consistency of wet concrete so we made the swift and dignified decision to retreat to the pool.

Later in the afternoon, Dan, Helen, Anthony and I ventured out to Brown Snake Brewery & Distillery in Murraydale (technically in NSW) before finishing with a lovely Thai meal at Java Spice in Swan Hill’s town centre. The décor was authentic - even the rafters had been imported from Bali, which feels like a very committed choice for a regional restaurant. We’d definitely recommend it.

Meanwhile, the boys enjoyed the Mexican offerings from the Hangry Monkeys food truck back at the park, washed down with a side of milkshakes and basketball 🏀 🤢

Back at the van, we all entertained ourselves hand-feeding the ducks that gathered behind our site. Who knew ducks came with such a wide range of personalities? Some are polite. Some are bold. Some are clearly running on pure entitlement!

Now as we attempt to relax watching the sun set over the river, we’re being serenaded by a full symphony of screeching corellas. Ah the serenity 😆🤦🏽‍♀️Read more