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  • Day2

    Cristo de Rei

    October 16, 2018 in Portugal ⋅ ⛅ 20 °C

    Me and Jesus

    Peter: ♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪

    ♪♪ Come and hug and squeeze us. 'Cause you know that he's a simply Christ-errific dude. ♪♪

    ♪♪ His eyes are bluish. Bright and I love you-ish. And he's also Jewish. ♪♪

    ♪♪ But he's not the least bit rude. ♪♪

    Jesus: ♪♪ Peter my boy... ♪♪

    Peter: Yes?

    Jesus: ♪♪ You're sweet as chocolate cake. ♪♪

    Peter: ♪♪ You bring me joy. And so I won't forsake you, like the gays do. ♪♪

    ♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪

    Together: ♪♪ What a happy pair ♪♪

    ♪♪ Together we're hotter than walking on water; We walk on air. ♪♪

    Peter: You're a real pal, Jesus.

    Jesus: Well I'll tell you this Peter; You ain't never had a friend like me.

    Peter: ♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪

    Jesus: ♪♪ Those are words that please us. ♪♪

    Peter: ♪♪ 'Cause we're close as Beezus and Ramona Quimby are. ♪♪

    Jesus: ♪♪ My life is sweeter; With my new friend Peter. ♪♪

    Peter: ♪♪ You're a lotus eater now that you're a superstar. ♪♪

    Jesus: ♪♪ It used to be...I always took the brunt... ♪♪

    Peter: ♪♪ But now you're free...and Bush is bombing count...ries. ♪♪

    Jesus: 'Cause I like it.

    Peter: ♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪

    Together: ♪♪ Friends until we die ♪♪

    Jesus: Again?

    Together: ♪♪ Together forever and ever, we never will say good-bye. ♪♪
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