Paris Semester Abroad

January - May 2024
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  • Day 74

    A moment of spring

    March 20 in France ⋅ ☁️ 20 °C

    Im pretty exhausted today. Class from 10-5 and the last one is three hour ordeal on European economic integration that seems to drain every last drop of concentration that I have.

    I always come home and open my window to let in the clean air. Clear away the things strewn around the apartment from when I rushed out the door this morning. Outside, evening is just beginning to set in. But today I heard something. The strains of someone practicing the saxophone in the distance. I paused to pick out the notes of of the theme: F C Bb Ab F. The voices on the street and chirping intermingled with the melody, as the floral perfume of my neighbor’s budding garden floated inside. And for a small moment I forgot about my worldly troubles. It’s spring in Paris and life is starting to return outside. I am surrounded by a world that I can’t always see, by people whose names I don’t know, but today their presence could be heard.

    A ten second video doesn’t capture the essence quite well enough, and neither do my descriptions. But if you turn the volume up all the way, perhaps you’ll be able to make out the saxophone and hear the sound of the 13th coming to life.
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  • Day 70

    Saturday stroll in le neighborhood

    March 16 in France ⋅ ☁️ 15 °C

    I woke up this morning in a horrible state of anxiety. The kind where your lizard brain thinks your house is on fire and you need to flee immediately. Sometimes this happens to me during high-stress periods (applying to internships, planning travel, meeting school deadlines etc. etc), but I’ve recently been trying to put more of an effort into healthy coping. So instead of pulling the covers over my head and drawing my curtains to block any ray of sunshine from entering the room, I pulled myself together, got dressed, and took a walk outside.

    These are some of the pictures that resulted. Saturdays are a lively time in France where parents, kids, old couples, and randos who haven’t done their grocery shopping for the week emerge from their apartments and fill the streets with bustling activity. I love the 13th because of the endless number local businesses that line the narrow streets, affording it a delightfully crowded and communitarian vibe. The corner only a step away from my apartment represents a microcosm of the middle class arrondissement in Paris. We may all come from different walks of life, but we all need to grocery shop.

    France fact #1: France is the epitome of the phrase «parts sold separately ». French people are notoriously suspicious of big business, « la grande distribution », and supermarkets have only recently come into fashion because of their convenience. However, even convenience has its drawbacks. Who wants to buy imported pomegranates from India and ham packaged in plastic when you could get a juicy slab of « jambon de Paris » from your local butcher and cheap, delicious apples grown in the south of France at a market. In the second photo you can even see the business had won a gold medal for their sauerkraut in 2012, giving their products extra credibility.

    So instead, we have a poissonneries (seafood store), boucheries (butchers), fromageries (cheese shops), épiceries (local grocers), and traiteurs (vendors of cooked food). The traiteurs in the 13th are particularly diverse, encompassing Lebanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Greek, and Italian cuisine, to name a few. All of these stores are a bit more expensive than standard grocery prices but always come with the benefit of better quality and support for local businesses. I don’t shop there often, but when I do it’s worth it.

    Enjoy these pictures of my lovely neighborhood everyone. I hope you feel as charmed as I do, especially by the last photo of the lady in the blue coat with her husband. I tried extra hard not to violate their data privacy.

    A bientôt :)

    - Leah
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  • Day 64

    weekend in normandy with Madeleine

    March 10 in France ⋅ ☁️ 8 °C

    Hi everyone! after a horrendously stressful week of exams (4 to be exact,) with much crying and existential dread, it was time for a break. Luckily my lovely friend Madeleine invited me on a small weekend trip to her house in normandy, about a two hour drive from Paris. I took the metro to her house and we set off in the family car, accompanied by loud singing and many creative French road rage expressions.

    Madeleine's house is very similar to the one we have on LDI. It's small, charming, and well-decorated, with a different pattern of 70's wallpaper for each room. (Plaid for the kitchen, green for the living room, flowers for the bedrooms.) The house has only two floors and a basement, where the family stores drinks, garden tools, and walnuts. The house itself is filled with old wooden furniture, comfortable beds, and family memorabilia, with oil paintings of sailboats on the walls. When you enter it, it feels like a warm hug, like the house is saying "welcome weary traveller, I know you've come a long way. Life here is simpler than the one you left behind." It also has a wonderfully large collection of French Asterix and Obelix comics. (If you know, you know.) After a brief trip to McDonald's for sustenance, I passed out under a thick cotton comforter and had the best sleep of my life. No light pollution and noise makes for a deep, delicious rest.

    Madeleine's brother Gabriel and her grandmother Elisabeth woke up before us. Elisabeth speaks no English but she is such a warm, hospitable woman who clearly loves having guests. That morning, after a breakfast of jam, toast, and nesquick, we set off for the town of Bayeux to see their cathedral and a 1,000 year old artifact called the "tapisserie Bayeux". It's a spectacular hand-embroidered tapestry that measures a whopping 70 meters in length and depicts the Norman conquest of England in 1066. It served as a kind of medieval comic book, educating the largely illiterate peasant population about the important historical event. An accompanying museum gave details about the restoration and the many times it was almost lost in history. The cathedral and town offered us a cute little walk during which I learned more about swearing in French than history.

    After that we headed to a place called the point d'hoc, an important military outpost for the Germans during WWII. The barracks and bunkers are mostly intact (you can even enter them), and you can still see the places where the cannons and machine guns were mounted. The landscape is dotted with deep craters left by American bombs that are now overgrown with lush grass. These remnants of war offer a stark contrast to the beautiful expanse of blue ocean that greets you just over the edge of the cliff. There's a stone monument there commemorating the 77,000 Allied troops who lost their lives during D-Day and the resulting Battle of Normandy.

    It began to rain. We sprinted to the car and drove to our next stop, a home-depot adjacent store called "Jardiland", to buy supplies for the work we needed to at home. Once we got there, we helped Madeleine's dad and uncle remove the clusters of invasive mistletoe from the family's orchard of fruit trees, which include cherries, applies, pears, and quinces. Mucking around in the grass with buckets reminded me so much of home. Madeleine showed me their vast garden, the stream out back, and the house of a neighbor that they don't like.

    After a short break, grand-mère called us to dinner with a steaming plate of coquilles-san Jacques (Brittany scallops), white wine, and crusty bread. A lovely apple tart and lively conversation followed. After dinner, Madeleine and I headed upstairs to watch a movie called "fatal bazooka", a popular French comedy about a rapper who falls from grace. A cultural experience that saw us both fall asleep at the end. A lovely day and a restful sleep, there nothing that I love more.

    Sunday morning was, well, sunny. The perfect weather for our last planned activity, which was to visit the beach. Madeleine drove us through a cute French seaside town and showed me her great-grandmother's old house, only to find out that the town was hosting a marathon that blocked thru access to the beach. After finding a hole in the runners, we crossed and walked down the beach boardwalk to the shore, lined by a stately hotel and bistro. We sat down on a large beach towel in the sand and picked up shells while staring out at the misty blue sea. Watching the waves unfurl on the shore and chatting with Madeline was so peaceful and serene that the hours ran away from us. After awhile we packed up our things and took a meandering walk back to the car, which we drove to the carwash (a cultural experience in itself that I won't get into). We were called home for lunch soon after.

    Lunch was grand-mère's final piece de resistance before our departure in the afternoon. First, she served us a slightly pungent paté that looked like head cheese, and smoked brittany sausage, with more baguette. But the real star of the show was a dish called boudin, which is basically congealed pig's blood encased in its own intestine. We have something similar in Germany so I wasn't too alarmed, but it would have been enough to make any vegan shake in their boots. I had less of a problem with the flavor and more with the texture, which is like blood jello. When eaten with strong horseradish mustard, however, it's actually quite pleasant. We cracked walnuts from the basement stores and drank Coca Cola until grand-mère emerged from the kitchen with more apple tarts. Nap-time followed. Before I knew it, it was already time to head home.

    The ride home was largely quiet. Grand-mère pointed out the stables where the famous racehorses are bred (apparently the prince of Monaco bought one) and pastures with grazing sheep and cows. I learned that the word for water tower is "chateau d'eau", which literally means water castle. Madeleine and I both took a nap, and when I woke up we were already almost in Paris. Of course, it was grey and traffic-filled, like it always is. I wished in the back of my mind that we could have stayed longer, but it was enough to have been once. When we said goodbye, Grand-mère gave me a kiss on both cheeks and wished me well. Madeleine brought me to the metro station and hugged me. I got on the train and I was staring out the window something strange happened. We crossed the Seine, directly by the station next to the Eiffel Tower. The clouds broke and a ray of sunlight shone through, illuminating the tower and a river filled with boats and people in a beautifully picturesque scene. There was an audible murmur, and a child shouted out "look outside!".

    Paris is a city designed to be marveled at. It is beautiful thanks to the careful design of architects and tasteful people. But it is still capable of moments of spontaneous beauty that are not preconceived, like when it greets its residents with a moment of rare sunshine. Or perhaps it knew I was returning, and wanted to say "I may have more rats and snobbish people than Normandy, but I am still your home."

    a bientôt everyone. See you next post :)
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  • Day 51

    Hoppy birthday Sigrid!

    February 26 in France ⋅ 🌬 6 °C

    Hi everyone! Nothing special on my end but certainly for my lovely mother, who is turning an undisclosed age today. How she has managed to keep it together for this long baffles me. Alas I do not have the funds to send her France‘s best wine, chocolate, macarons, and yarn, which is everything that this incredible woman deserves and more. My mother is the person who most encouraged me to come to Paris and to write a penguin post every week sharing my life. She’s the person I call when I’m sick, tired, lonely, and homesick. Her patience with my whining and petty problems is (almost) infinite. Without her it’s safe to say, I’d be very lost, and not the sort that google maps can help you with. So my trusty toad and I got together and decided to make her this little birthday card. We hope she likes it as much as we do. Happy birthday Sigrid! 🎉🎁🥂🐸Read more

  • Day 50

    Toad’s tidbits debut!

    February 25 in France ⋅ 🌧 8 °C

    Hello!
    While on the phone yesterday with mother, I came up with a grand idea. In one of my favorite French movies, the main character Amelie kidnaps her father‘s beloved garden gnome and makes it appear as though it is traveling around the world, sending him commemorative postcards at each destination. I don’t have have a garden gnome, but I do have a small stuffed toad (from the frog and toad series) that my mother knitted for me. I figured might place him in silly destinations around Paris, with a snarky caption, as a small creative project.

    While taking this first series of pictures at my favorite local grocery store, Auchan, I noticed something peculiar. I often struggle with social anxiety in public places, particularly in Paris where it’s crowded and I don’t speak the language very well. But the act of doing something small and ridiculous (and ultimately harmless) in a public place, accompanied by my pet toad, made me feel strangely relaxed and unbothered by the prospect of being judged. It was really cool. I think I will take him to more places soon.
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  • Day 45

    weekend with Maddie

    February 20 in France ⋅ ☁️ 8 °C

    Hi! No long winded post-today, just a few pictures from a cute weekend I had with my friend Maddie, who visited from her study-abroad program in Ireland. She was the impetus for me to finally visit the darn Eiffel Tower, which despite being overrated is still iconic. Bonus, looking doesn't cost money. (I also hate taking pictures of myself, but Maddie convinced me to throw a few in here.)

    1. and 2. Eiffel Tower
    3. Lunch
    4. the clurbbbb
    5. random subway pic
    6. breakfast
    7. brunch with Charlotte
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  • Day 37

    Museum time!

    February 12 in France ⋅ ⛅ 11 °C

    Hello everyone!

    I've decided to post the two recent museum trips I went on. I visited the famous l'Orangerie and the Petit Palais museum, both of which I got into free of charge. (yay immigrant parents) You can just look at the pictures if you prefer, or you can read my honest reviews of both places I visited below.

    Petit Palais: Av. Winston Churchill, 75008 Paris

    The entrance alone is a spectacle of ornately carved, muscular statues on horses, something I've come to notice the French have quite an affinity for. It additionally emphasizes the fact that you are about to enter the territory of the French Bourgeoise. I was not disappointed by the hallway I first entered, which boasted sprawling marble floors and ceilings covered in fresco-like paintings of cherubs and other Jesus-y depictions. The first hall contains beautiful sculptures from Rodin and a surprising variety of artwork, including a few unfinished paintings with just the shadows and basic figures drawn in, which l found unexpectedly haunting. I had expected to be overwhelmed with ostentatious Louis XIV era art, and believe me there was no shortage of that in the first rooms. Pretty soon I was beginning to grow resentful of French art's obsession with depicting only the most beautiful, rich and perfect things , a feeling that can become very pervasive when you are an average-looking person in Paris. But I trudged onto the next room.

    I adored this room. It was worth the pain of the first two. As if answering my thoughts, the walls were covered in depictions of the 19th century French working-class; portraits of washerwomen, bakers, mothers, and fishermen with wrinkles, skin texture, and laborer's hands, all painstakingly portrayed in oil paint. It seems at least some French people think they are worthy of portraits too. Life-size statues of women carrying fish and loaves of bread are scattered around the room. But the piece de resistance of the room is unquestionably Léon Lhermitte's "Les Halles", which depicts a bustling market (now a shopping mall in the modern era). A woman carries a large wicker cage with chickens in the forefront, while packed around her shoulder-to-shoulder are women hawking fish, vegetables, fruit, cloth, and bread. Behind her, a man bows his head under the weight of a basket of washing. You can almost smell the portrait, and hear the din of the market. If it's anything like the metro, it probably smelled like pee and hot trash. But it is delightfully overwhelming to look at.

    The bottom floor contains a mishmash of Eastern European, German, and French medieval art. I enjoyed looking at some ornate samovars and hair combs, and giggled inwardly at the hopelessly flat and strange looking people in the paintings. In the middle ages it seems that it was quite alright, desirable even for women to have sallow skin and large noses. The objects were interesting, in particular some bone carvings that depicted what seemed like the entire bible on the space of one large cow horn. I also liked the portrait of Rembrandt with his dog! But I wasn't nearly as dazzled as I was by the previous room. An opportunity presented itself though. As I was taking a picture of what looked like a cult gathering on the wall, a French couple sat in front of me. The woman leaned on her partner's shoulder, resulting in a sweet, candid photo with minimal data privacy violation.

    Bonus room that I discovered on walking up: There was a small room off to the side with some admittedly very elegant portraits. It was there that I spotted the woman from my art class. A slender, graceful looking brunette gazes at you from her golden frame, clad in a strikingly red dress. Her wealth is obvious (the pigment and cut of the dress speaks for itself), yet somehow not ostentatious. Her portrait was the perfect antithesis to the excess of the previous rooms. She is alone in her frame and looks to be perfectly tranquil and content with her being. She may have been a bitch in real life, but I find peace in looking at her.

    Thanks for reading, if you made it to the end. L'orangerie coming soon :)
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  • Day 33

    Afternoon with the dead at Père-Lachaise

    February 8 in France ⋅ ☁️ 13 °C

    Hello everyone! Nice to see you here again. Let me tell you about my little Monday adventure...

    It started off with a google search. I have decided to start challenging myself to do things directly after school, so that I don't get home and melt into my bed for the rest of the day. I have also been looking for free.99 things to do in Paris since my monthly budget is exiting my bank account a little more quickly than I would like it to. A list from google revealed this gem: the Père Lachaise cemetery. Bonus, it was only a 15 minute metro ride away from school. The French have a gloriously convenient tradition of putting metro stations right next to major landmarks, in this case the most-visited necropolis in the world.

    Very quickly I realized that the free price tag actually did come with a price: my time and patience. The only map of the cemetery available was digital, with small dots for prominent graves. The graveyard is beautifully somber, the graves of prominent figures mixed with family plots and ancient, withering tombstones overgrown with ivy. I made my way to the first few places with difficulty, and upon struggling to find Edith Piaf for 15 minutes I asked a lovely passerby in my best French if she knew where to go. She wanted to go to the same place, so we headed there together.

    Her name is Carol, and she's from Brazil. She's visiting for two weeks. I need to remember to ask her what her skincare routine is, because at 30 years old she looked my age. Carol used to work for the Brazilian government as the head of tourism in her district. She had heaps of stories about her brothers and the amazon and generally funny things that happen when you work for the government. Her English was impeccable. We spent the entire rest of our time together roaming the cemetery together, and her excellent navigation skills proved to very useful. Carol is relaxed, funny, and very bright. Her detective skills helped us find Maria Callas in a hall of commemorative plaques.

    Here's a rundown of the graves we found, with brief biographies for each:

    Maria Callas (1923-1977): a famed Greek-American soprano widely considered to be one of the most renowned opera singers of the 20th century, known for her bel canto technique. She famously "lost her voice" a few years prior to her death (diaphragmatic strain). Her dramatic weight loss during her career prompted Rome's Panatella Mills pasta company to claim that she lost it by eating their "physiologic pasta", resulting in a lawsuit. She died of a heart attack.

    Edith Piaf (1915-1963): one of France's most beloved singers of the cabaret and modern "chanson" genres. She is lovingly referred to as "little sparrow" and regarded as France's greatest popular singer. Edith grew up in poverty; conjunctivitis and ear infections left her blind and deaf for most of her childhood, and she was discovered while busking on the street. She collapsed on stage during her last tour, reportedly because she wanted to sing until the day she died, because once she could no longer sing, her life was over.

    Oscar Wilde (1854-1900): an Irish poet and playwright responsible for major works such as Picture of Dorian Gray (1891), Lady Windermere's Fan (1892), and The Importance of Being Earnest (1895). He was also known for his wit, his flamboyance, and his trials and jail sentence for homosexual acts. He died of meningitis.

    Frederich Chopin (1810-1849): A Polish composer and virtuoso pianist whose works are considered a hallmark of the Romantic period. He wrote primarily for solo piano, and his works (particularly the 24 nocturnes) were known for expressing poetic genius without the use of words, regularly drawing tears from his audiences. He had a longstanding romantic relationship with the French feminist novelist George Sand (a woman), and died a tragically early death at the age of 39 from tuberculosis of the lungs and larynx.

    Thierry Mugler: A prolific French fashion designer and couturier, known for his use of corsetry and hyperfeminine, alien-like shapes. A former bodybuilder turned ballet-dancer, Mugler rejected the notion that haute couture should be prim and proper, leading to some of his most groundbreaking designs and perfumes. He designed signature looks for Michael Jackson, Madonna, Grace Jones, David Bowie and Diana Ross.

    Marcel Proust (1871-1922): a French novelist, literary critic, and essayist who wrote the monumental novel À la recherche du temps perdu. He was known for his insight into women and the love of men for women (which he himself experienced for the many female originals of his heroines) and was among the greatest novelists in the fields of both heterosexual and homosexual love. He was known to have a condition called "nervous asthma" throughout his life an eventually died of pneumonia and a pulmonary abscess.

    Elizaveta Stroganova: a wealthy Russian heiress with the largest and most lavish tomb in pere lachaise. Given that her name already sounds like an extravagant pasta dish, it figures that her tomb should reflect that.

    That's all for today! byeee :)
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  • Day 28

    Tandem(not the bike kind) with Madeleine

    February 3 in France ⋅ ☁️ 9 °C

    Hello family and friends! Hope you've all survived this week. Here's what I've been up to:

    At the start of the semester, I decided to enroll in a program that our exchange organization was offering in partnership with the Sorbonne, aptly named "tandem". The premise is that you meet with a French student from the Sorbonne and spent 50% of your time with them speaking in French, and the other 50% in English. The goal is for both parties to better their speaking skills in their second language. I was matched with a girl called Madeleine. A quick stalk of her social media revealed that she likes food, jazz, and art. She seemed very cool and friendly, but her texts in English were suspiciously perfect and free from grammatical errors. (more on this later.)

    We planned to meet at a café near the Sorbonne. I was very, very nervous. Sitting at the bus stop, I anxiously wrote down the sentences I planned to use into a notes document, double checking any words I was even slightly unsure of against google translate to avoid making a fool of myself. They were things like:
    "my dad learned French in high school, and I want to understand the jokes he makes at my expense".
    "I live in Maine. It's close to Canada and it's freezing."
    "My dog and cat don't like each other. Often it's like a war in the house."
    "I have two siblings. One studies architecture, the other nursing."
    "Are there actually rats in Paris? I've never seen one."
    "My French is not very good, you might have to help me a lot. Your English is probably better than my French. I hope not to disappoint you."

    I silently repeated the sentences to myself on the bus. An elderly group of French people next to me noticed the bus was taking a detour to avoid construction, testily remarking "il y a toujours de travaux en tous les endroits de Paris!". This I had no problem understanding. Complaining is a popular French pastime and one of the many commonalities shared by Parisians and New Yorkers.

    I arrived at the café, and pretended to look busy until a cute girl with glasses, a stylish vintage handbag, and a bob approached. "act cool act cool", I told myself. I very quickly noticed her English was flawless, no trace of an accent. She could have passed for an American. After ordering, we found ourselves a table in the corner and proceeded to talk for the next 3 hours.

    To say that Madeleine is fascinating is an understatement. She is without a doubt one of the coolest people I have ever met in my life, let alone in Paris. To give you some background, Madeleine has an American mother and a French father. Her mother is the a high ranking administrator in a major French catholic NGO that does aid work all around the world. Before the age of 8, she lived in India, Sri Lanka, and the DRC. Her little brother was once invited to the birthday party of the president of Congo's daughter, a lavish affair that included popcorn machines, bouncy houses, and the president flying in on a helicopter and passing out bills to everyone. Her father is an engineer. Madeleine herself studies linguistics at the Sorbonne, and wants to join the peace corp and teach English in Sri Lanka when she graduates. She's funny and finds Americans and French people equally odd, as I do. Even she herself finds the French sometimes cold and standoffish, while are Americans are bubbly and kind, if a bit ignorant at times.

    I was extremely floored by how much we had in common. It turns out on her American side, she has an uncle in PORTLAND MAINE. What??? Apparently she spent last summer there doing an internship, while also working at Hannafords in produce doing the cut fruit. Can you guess who also worked at Hannafords last summer in produce doing cut fruit? Yours truly. I never thought I would find a person in Paris who knows the exact temperature range hannafords requires for sliced strawberries. To back up her claims, she showed me a sticker of the state of Maine on the back of her phone case. Needless to say it was impossible for us not to become friends after that.

    We talked for so long that the manager announced the salon would be closing in ten minutes. Unwilling to part ways so soon, Madeleine and I took a walk to the St. Sulpice church, a large and beautiful structure. The last time she was there, she told me, was for her cousins first communion. Like me, Madeleine is from a secular family, and we both giggled as she recounted that someone had asked her "doesn't this remind you of your baptism?"

    We stopped at an Indian jewelry store and pointed out all the rings we would buy if we were rich. We stopped at anything, really, that took our fancy. Bakeries, shoe stores, jewelers, CBD oil vendors, you name it. It was the best type of walk. Pretty soon we'd walked so far that we reached the Seine, and Madeleine showed me all of the picturesque houseboats, postcard vendors, and wooden sailboats. Her family likes to sail. So does mine. We walked across a bridge, taking in the dark water of the Seine and magnificent stone facade of the Louvre that lined the right bank.

    This was the first night that I'd ever seen the Louvre, glass pyramid and all. Haters say that the pyramid is ugly, but I found it absolutely spectacular, especially at night. Juxtaposed with opulent, carved Lutetian limestone architecture left over from Louis XIV's reign, you can't help but marvel at it. And Madeleine was the most perfect person to see it with. As someone who's lived in Paris since age 8, there's always a brasserie nearby that she's been to (and has opinions on), or a funny story behind something innocuous, like a crosswalk or a chestnut vendor. (these are so funny by the way, usually they use a very rickety and unsafe looking contraption consisting of a large metal plate and a rusting propane tank, often installed in a repurposed shopping cart. The smoke is extremely acrid and makes you cough.). But her stories make Paris seem so much less like a utopia for wealthy tourists looking to live their bourgeoise fantasies, and much more like a place where real people live. A place that a small person like me could one day feel comfortable and at-home in, too.

    Thank you for everything, Madeleine. On se verra bientôt. Bisous :)
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  • Day 24

    Une visite chez le médecin

    January 30 in France ⋅ ☁️ 12 °C

    Congestion. Cough. Nausea. Random ear pain. Sandpaper throat. We’ve all been there at one time or another. Right now I feel like the kitchen sink of diseases. My mother speculates that I picked it up because I didn’t wash my hands after going on the metro. Either way, now I get to have the cultural experience of being sick in France.

    I’ve had a sore throat for about a week and a half now, and procrastinated going to the doctor for as long as possible. Even yakking at school wasn’t enough to stop me. But the push through method has failed to result in my symptoms actually improving, so I headed to the doctor’s, as recommended by my exchange organization.

    The office was in the 8th, about a 40 minute commute away. The doctors sign was not the most noticeable, but I called the number listed and said I had an appointment. The person on the other end tried in vain to get my dumb ass to figure out the keypad (embarrassing), so someone eventually came down and led me through a fortress of locked doors. Why this doctors office has Alcatraz level security, I can’t really understand either. Also, no one in this office spoke English, despite being advertised as an English speaking establishment. It would have been funnier had I not been so desperate to find out what was wrong with me and feel better.

    After muddling through the pre-appointment procedures, I sat down in a lavishly furnished living room. I’m talking chintz sofas, ornate mirrors, Japanese vases, and gilded crown molding that would make your contractor weep. I waited about fifteen minutes before being ushered into a room by an older woman wearing a white coat and UGG BOOTS. The dichotomy was hilarious. The office also reeked of cigarette smoke. We communicated with difficulty, but eventually she did a brief physical examination, didn’t test me for anything, and prescribed me a laundry list of sprays, syrups, and amoxicillin. As of yet none of them have made a dent in my symptoms, which is frustrating to say the least. You can probably hear a touch of resentment in my voice, but after being sick for a week and a half and not being able to figure out what’s wrong with you, wouldn’t you be too? The most valuable thing I got out of the experience was a doctors note, which will allow me to not be penalized for missing school.

    this has all been a bit of a mess. The pharmacy is thankfully right around the corner, and the nice pharmacist helped translate the doctors completely illegible script. 33 euros later I am still no closer to feeling better, and I have six hours straight of class tomorrow, which is when my medical absence ends. Pray for me everyone please.
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