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- 2022年8月3日水曜日
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オーストラリアCharters Towers20°4’17” S 146°16’16” E
Charters Towers, north QLD

We were due to head to Townsville on this date, but were re-directed further west to Charters Towers, by Titan Caravans.
A mystery leak had spung up from under the kitchen area a few weeks back. It was only a small puddle back then, but I'd been nagging at them to book me into (yet another) repair centre. Leaks don't tend to go away by themselves.
They couldn't seem to find a single repair centre in the entirety of Townsville, Cairns or anywhere inbetween, an area several thousand kilometres square, to book me in, for reasons that became clear later on. So, they sent me to Charters Towers where there was a little one man show, a builder by trade, that dabbled in caravan repairs.
Jamie from 'Dealz on Deane' finally popped out to see us at the showgrounds a week later. He ripped the van apart , found that the roof of the van was flooded due to a faulty aircon outlet, found water was leaking onto an electrical light casing, found a crack in the waste water pipe, broke the toilet cassette door, destroyed some laminate in the kitchen - but could not find the source of the original leak. Massive eye roll.
Cue some serious talks with Titan. We couldn't continue with the leak getting worse by the day, and nowhere north of us that could investigate or repair it. They wanted me to return the van to their workshop in Brisbane. I didn't want to waste time on my year off, doing a 2650km round trip with a car sick dog.
It was eventually agreed that I would have to return the van to Brisbane, but on the basis that they would replace the van this time, not repair it. It had suffered too much water damage to the floor. I reluctantly made the arrangements and sedated poor Dick, for the week long journey.
Charters Towers was a lovely big outback town, with yet more gold mining history and another fascinating cemetery. I went along to a ghost walk and talk there one night, to hear the historic tales and gruesome murders as a result of squabbles over gold.
I have come to the conclusion that gold mining itself is not the most dangerous part of this occupation, it is the violence that humans display towards each other over it.
Back to Brisbane we go.もっと詳しく
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- 2022年8月8日月曜日
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オーストラリアSouth Brisbane Reach27°28’8” S 153°1’25” E
Stranded in Brisbane

Dropped the van off to Titan Caravans on 8th August for assessment, and waited in anticipation for our replacement van, as agreed with the Creswick family, who own Titan.
I was assured that something would be sorted and that I wouldn't be left high and dry without a van. Silly, naive me for believing them.
When the 'Without Prejudice' email dropped into my inbox the following morning, stating that Titan wouldn't cover under warranty any 'non authorised after market products fitted to the van' (a water filter cartridge) or any 'misuse of the van' by me, the penny dropped.
I wasn't getting a replacement caravan. They were going to try and blame three seperate flood events as my fault, to wriggle out of their responsibilities under Australian Consumer Law.
Weeks later, having sought legal advice and spoken with several fellow Titan owners, it became clear that I had bought the van from a shonky, dodgy company. And that this label could be applied to most caravan manufacturers in Queensland.
Titan have been taken to the Queensland Civil & Administrative Tribunal (QCAT) three times in the past 2yrs by customers for similar issues, and been ordered by the magistrate to refund their customers for the shonky product they'd sold. They'd also had legal proceedings commenced against them through the magistrates court, but had settled out of court with damages, just before the court date. Those are the ones I know of.
All of those customers had been slapped with a gag order as part of their settlement and weren't allowed to bad mouth Titan publicly.
This is why there are no negative reviews about Titan, when I researched them. All now becomes clear.
Legals fees to take them to court are around $50,000. The QCAT is cheaper, but you can't claim back your costs for legal fees or damages through that forum. Which for me, will be substantial as I'm having to rent short term accommodation as Titan have my 'house'. Both processes take 12-18 months.
Titan's conduct has been harassing and suspicious since I dropped the van off. They tested the water filter cartridge on front of me when I dropped it off on the 8th. That was the only thing they tested. Which I thought was weird at the time, but didn't grasp the significance. They found it to not be leaking and the area around it was dry. Suddenly, from the 9th onwards, all blame was being laid on the same water filter cartridge - and they stated they wouldn't repair the flood damage under warranty, instead I would have to pay them $3500 + GST.
They were sending emails at 4am in the morning, demanding I attend their yard on my own, with four Creswicks and a team of their workshop mechanics, for a 'meeting' so they could show me my 'misuse' of the van.
This was on a public holiday mind, when I was unable to seek legal advice or find an independent expert to attend with me. I ignored them. It seemed the only suitable, civilised course of action given that the lawyer had advised I maintain radio silence, due to their vast history of ripping people off. Titan rang 7 times leaving passive agressive voicemails, emailed 5 times and even sent out one of their employees to the AirBnb I was staying in, to hunt me down. I must have been out walking the dog, as I had no idea. Conduct amounting to harassment.
Bullies hate being ignored. Nothing like being reminded of their own irrelevance.
I rang around the various repair centres who had fixed the van on our travels, to find that Titan had not paid ANY of their bills, the first of which started on 2nd March, 10 days after I bought the van. Later, those repair centres told me Titan had been calling and telling them lies, attempting to obtain invoices they were not entitled to see, by deception. Fortunately, they were savvy enough to refuse to hand them to Titan - and called me instead.
They also gave me some tips about how to deal with Titan, handing me evidence in the form of photos and job cards to prove the plumbing fittings installed by Titan were not fit for purpose, or entirely missing. All three of them told me they no longer accept warranty work from anyone other than Jayco, as their bills don't get paid. I made sure the lawyer included this little tidbit in their letter of demand. Quite deliberately. It worked, there were a flurry of calls from Titan to the repairers making excuses and asking for invoices to be re-sent. Jerks.
Fast forward a month, we're still in Brisbane, still in AirBnbs and $15k down in accommodation and legal fees.
I tasked a Consultant Mechanical Engineer to do an independent inspection of the van last week. He's written reports against Titan before and been to court with them, all successfully. He found my van to be a write off, the floor is sodden from the constant flooding and needs ripping out and replacing. The source of the leak under the kitchen area was a faulty shower mixer tap, pouring water out the back of the shower onto the kitchen floor. The roof has a design flaw that means the water pouring out of the aircon outlet does not run off the back of the van, but pools on the roof, causing structural damage and mould.
I now await his written report before talking with the lawyers again. In the interim, I've posted a review on Titan's google business listing and productreview.com, with photos of the flood damage, mentioning they are refusing to refund or replace and that I do not recommend them.
I'm aware of two negative reviews by other Titan owners posted recently that Titan have managed to persuade Google to to remove. I have no idea why, but they have been unable to remove my review and this is really annoying them. There was a flurry of phone calls and emails to me and my lawyer yesterday.
I think I shall ignore them.
Just as they are ignoring my request to refund.
The saga continues.もっと詳しく

旅行者Have you thought about Current Affairs, or can you not do that now you are with lawyers. I just hope you win your case against them, and shut the scabs down for good. Is dick with you at the B+B .
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- 2022年10月15日土曜日
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オーストラリアBeachmere27°7’37” S 153°2’45” E
House sitting in Beachmere, QLD

So...we've been passing the time by taking on a house and dog sitting gig in Beachmere for a lovely family who were heading off to Bali for a month.
The house is right on the beach and the three dogs I'm sitting, are pretty cute. There were only supposed to be two dogs, but there was a Pug next door who spent her entire life on a rope, not being walked or getting any attention, so she became part of the family and thus there were four doglets to look after. Dick likes them all and it's nice to see him playing with some little buddies.
Beachmere is a cute little suburb between Brisbane and the Sunny Coast with a few shops and cafes, not dissimilar to Agnes Water. I like it here. The residents are in dire need of house sitters, I've been asked constantly if I'll do other house sits since I arrived. I feel bad letting them know this is a one off as I'm temporarily stuck in Brisbane.
And I'm not good with being sedentary when I'm supposed to be flouncing about the countryside! My mother would say I'm 'pacing like a restless lion'. But that's due to the distasteful fact that we are only here whilst we threaten Titan Caravans with legal action via expensive Brisbane lawyers.
Titan finally gave in last week, once they'd seen the independent inspection report I'd been waiting over a month for, which reported the floor needing replacing as it was 85% water saturated and rotting, plus the roof was collapsing. Those jerks had been spewing lies for two and a half months, making out it was my 'misuse of the van' and a faulty water filter.
I despise liars. I despise bullies. It is so typical of ignorant, misogynistic Australian men to underestimate and attempt to rip off a lone female. Did they really think I'd just walk away? Do people do that?
I'm disappointed I won't have my day in court. I enjoy giving witness testimony. I've acquired evidence against them of perjury, attempting to obtain property by deception and the strict liability offence of misleading me about my entitlements under Australian Consumer Law, with a mandatory fine of $10 million dollars. So, it would have been a satisfying day. Fortunately, the Office of Fair Trading are prosecuting them for a plethora of trading offences, so they will be fined tens of thousands of dollars and lose their licence to trade. I can walk away satisfied with my refund knowing the OFT are getting rid of the rubbish. I wish the OFT the best of British luck in shutting them down.
Whilst staying in Beachmere, I've been searching high and low for a new van to continue our travels. It's not as sexy looking as the Blackhawk but it does have the advantage that it comes without major defects and is not a write off. It's a double axle and 2 feet longer, but it has everything I require on board including a washing machine (had no idea how important one of those would be) and it fits within all the weight restrictions. Pictures below. I think we were doing a tow ball weight test in one of those photos.
I'm having some long awaited surgery next week, then we'll be off as soon as I'm recovered, a week or two after that, westward bound. Tally ho!もっと詳しく

旅行者So glad everything is turning around for you. Good luck with the surgery. Still waiting on our van.

旅行者Well it was April but then we changed a few things and then with them buying out the company we had to wait for the final drawings. We are supposed to get it at the end of November but as I only finish work on the 7th December we will hopefully pick it up on the 12th. Will definitely let you know.
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- 2022年10月30日日曜日 8:15
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オーストラリアLawnton27°17’6” S 152°59’11” E
Strathpine Showgrounds, QLD

Aaaaand we're back!
Currently in Strathpine whilst I finish up my medical appointments after surgery, then we'll be leaving Queensland and heading south away from the heat and humidity.
It has been SO hot.These Queenslanders are tough, tough, tough! The aircon in the van has been working at full speed to keep my British cheeks cool.
Coco the Pug is now back home under the watchful eye of the RSPCA, who will ensure she gets the medical treatment she needs and demand she has better living conditions. Poor little tyke. Human beings can be such a'holes to their dogs. All she wanted was a bit of attention and to be part of the family. Dick liked Coco but I think he'll be relieved he's getting his bed back and won't have to share anymore.
So, we'll aim to head south over the border into NSW (again) and the coast, via Tamborine Mointain and Wooyung on the east coast. The showgrounds we're staying at next have a creek with platypus and turtles so we're a bit excited.
Update: saw the surgeon today. He told me off. We're not going anywhere for a week or two. He's threatened another stay in hospital with antibiotics intravenously via the biggest needle he can find, if I don't do the bed rest thing. Booooooooooring 💩.
Might put one of those on his doorstep.もっと詳しく
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- 2022年11月18日金曜日
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オーストラリアTamborine Mountain27°55’22” S 153°10’19” E
Canungra Showgrounds/Tamborine Mountain

Canungra Showgrouds, Tamborine Mountain, Hosanna Farm Stay & Mullumbimby Showgrounds:
18th Nov - 30th Nov 2022
I was sorry to leave my friends at Strathpine Showgrounds. Travelling solo can be lonely, if the next park is full of couples or families who aren't social. But there were some friendly German tourists at Canungra Showgrounds, which is situated at the base of Tamborine Mountain.
They were keen to make Australian friends (or British ones) and practice their English. Felt obliged to correct some of their Australian-isms; "Yeah, nah" not being a thing, or "marone".
The Germans had a crack at playing the piano, we had breakfast, they persuaded me to go to church to repent of my vast array of sins (the vicar was British) and then we explored the mountain. Lots of fudge and tourist shops up there. Beautiful views. Which I forgot to take a photo of. Sorry. The highlight here was the Glow Worm Tour in specially made caves but wasn't allowed to take photos as it upsets the worms.
Mullumbimby Showgrounds were not planned. We had stopped at the planned Showgrounds in Murwillumbah, but after listening to the wannabe Drill Sergeant caretaker going on and on about how he 'runs a tight ship' whilst stroking himself - out came the hand and a "Let me just stop you there." He was dismissed with a "Don't let me keep you."
I have no time for middle aged misogynists when they're not my employer. Oh, hang on. Didn't have time for them, either.
Off we trundled to Hosanna Farm Stay, where we had the ridge of the mountain to ourselves, a swimming dam, with chicks and piglets to stroke.
Mullumbimby Showgrounds were lush and situated under a mountain, but the sites were ridiculously small for a showground. They'd fenced off just an acre out of the available 25, for campers. Could only get my awning half out due to the proximity of my neighbours, who snored loudly each night. I played a recording for the caretaker, as I was packing up and he asked how my stay was.
The local Vietnamese had the spiciest Pho soup I've ever tasted, through my tears of pain. Not how pho should be.
This area is the poor cousin of Byron Bay. Which is full of 'individuals' wearing exactly the same uniform of dungarees and cowboy hats. Loudly declaring how original they are.
No, love.
*sighもっと詳しく
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- 2023年1月12日木曜日 0:11
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オーストラリアTaree31°54’8” S 152°27’41” E
Ballina to Taree, NSW

I have fallen so far behind on my blog. The photos will show where we've been. From Ballina to Taree, as the title suggests!
Did you all have a lovely Christmas? New Years?
I was in Kempsey with friends I met whilst travelling, Denise & Dennis, over Christmas, and stayed in a nun's front garden. Not a euphemism. I missed out on Big Ben tolling in the New Year, Australian TV is skewed to only showing everything Australian. You'd genuinely think the rest of the world didn't exist.
We're back at Taree Showgrounds (where we originally turned around and headed north due to the floods). Dick is having an assessment for his assistance dog scheme thingy on Friday. The 13th. Everything south of here is new ground.
So, today's topic of discussion is inequality.
I've never considered myself a feminist. In fact, I've traditionally looked down on the movement in the past, wondering what they were all going on about and repelled by the hairy armpits and lack of deodorant. Why would they want to burn their bras? They're really expensive!
But then I joined South Australia Police (SAPOL) and experienced sexism, racism, cronyism, narcissism, gas lighting and misogyny in all their vast ugliness. I was once given a 'lawful order' (not lawful at all) by a Sergeant to either do the washing up or go and do the bail checks whilst the 'men' went to intercept an armed offender from an organised crime group.
Knowing the Sergeant was a grossly incompetent howling moron, I gleefully skipped off into the night laughing to myself at the monumental balls up they'd make of the job and wondering who would shoot themselves with the station rifle by mistake. Naturally, they embarrassed themselves. And I could not contain my glee when the Superintendent demanded the 'Please Explain' the following day, by joyfully declaring I'd been ordered to do the washing up.
Ultimately, I had my revenge. Once when I left that country town and then again during both of the industrial tribunals where I joyfully aired their dirty laundry in public.
The bosses at that country station are no longer allowed to leave work at 11am on a Friday morning, get into their job cars and spend the rest of the day on the golf course. One was made to retire and the boss was punishment posted back to HQ to manage a broom cupboard. Been meaning to send them a thank you card for paying for my 40 acre retirement fund.
During a typical business meeting, the men folk will dominate 75% of the discussion. And a recent study in America has shown that men will interrupt women 47 out of 48 times, during that same meeting.
Typically, it's unconscious bias at work. Men demonstrating their unconscious belief that they are superior - because that behaviour is rooted in inequality. Often, he is ignorant of his behaviour. Some, the ones who like to sneer that 'women are only good for gossiping', which I heard constantly as I grew up, not so unconscious. We'd love to Bob, if only we could get a word in.
I was recently subjected to a manalogue from a bloke who stated that sexism doesn't exist. Trying to gas light me by shutting me down, telling me it wasn't real. How would he know? He's not a woman, therefore would never experience it. A man, mansplaining to a woman that sexism doesn't exist? The very definition of sexism. How about the man who manterrupts her to say: "Not all men!" It's him. He's the problem.
The subject is not debatable. Women earn less than men. Women are under-represented in the higher echelons of management. Women are underepresented in government. Women are more likely to be sexually assaulted by men, and are more likely to be murdered by men. These stats are publicly available on Google Scholar.
That brings me to today. When we arrived here in Taree, it was bloody hot. It is the middle of the Australian summer. I'd almost finished setting up the van, which takes around 45 minutes, was sweating my hole out (Australianism) and doing the very last job of hammering in the last peg for the awning guy ropes. I was being hindered by a layer of stones, so there was muttering and probably some quiet swearing.
A man appeared from the van next door, confirming, quite unnecessarily, that there were stones. 'Try again Bob. I think your brain fell out' The narrator inside my head replied.
He commenced a lengthy manalogue about the incorrect angles of my guy ropes and the physics of why they should be further out front. I was telling him why, because "Jog on, you patronising jerk" seemed rude - when he manterrupted after two words, took the hammer out of my hand and told me to move out of the way. As he used my hammer to hammer in my awning peg, he next began questioning how I'd attached the guy ropes to the awning. And proceeded to question the angle at which I had my awning.
You can picture my face, I'm sure. The narrowing of the eyes, the folding of the arms, the enquiring right eyebrow having flown off my face, disappearing into my hairline.
I took a deep breath.
"The awning is at that angle for privacy. To prevent nosy neighbours from watching everything I do, then wandering over here telling me I'm doing it wrong. Do you see? How perfect the angle is to suit just that purpose? It is astonishing. How I've travelled alone for a year and not needed your help. Or anyone to mansplain the physics of guy ropes. Thanks. For hammering in the last peg. Allow me to swoon." Then meandered off for a contemplative poo.
Feminism. Yeah.もっと詳しく

旅行者Oh so true about the male who knows everything, and God forbid if you say something about his behaviour, he comes back with, "lighten up" or "you know I was joking" or "get a sense of humour " I do knows where I would like to put my foot sometimes, and that would not only be in his mouth , but in a spot that would make him cry!
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- 2023年1月31日火曜日 13:34
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オーストラリアCorrimal Beach34°22’48” S 150°54’54” E
Stroud to Wollongong, NSW

Getting close to the border with Victoria now, just 4hrs away! Love it when we get to tick off a new State!
Had a lovely time in historic Stroud, met a family who volunteered at the museums - and scored a free dinner at their farm. Yessss!
The most memorable thing about that night was their regaling a tale about a Dingo stealing their Dachshund. Literally picked it up and ran off with it! I kept a close eye on Dick but the Chihuahua in his heritage means he is fierce and menacing when he needs to be.
We met up with a long lost friend whilst in Sydney, Jen Bishop the journalist from ye olde Wiltshire and had a wonderful gossip about the good old days, when detectives were predatory and WPcs loved it. Literally, the best afternoon I've had in years!
I did the Sydney tourist trail on my 40th with a betrothed ( #scandal ) so have seen the Opera House and bridge. Didn't venture into the CBD this time. Too hot for a black dog.
Spent Australia Day by the pool as it was stinking hot. For the Brits reading this, the 26th Jan marks the 1788 landing of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove, Botany Bay and raising of the Union Flag by Captain Arthur Phillip, who brought 700 convicts with him.
It has become an awkwardly political date, with Aboriginal tribes calling it Invasion Day. Being a first generation Australian with no history here, I am late to the party but can totally see their point. I just hope they don't write it out of the history books.
South of Sydney, the NSW coast line is gorgeous, so hoping our opinion of NSW will improve before we leave. Not a fan of the over legislation and littering of the countryside and beaches with signs advertising lots and lots of rules. Which we pointedly ignore.
Rules!
An over zealous dog warden attempted to write us a ticket a few weeks back in Belmont, as apparently it wasn't an off leash area and Dick had been swimming. Since when did local Councils have jurisdiction over the damn sea?!
As he started to make out the ticket to my alter ego, Felicity Jones of Brighton, UK, I airily pointed out there was no sign in the direction we had walked, and that Assistance Dogs are not allowed to eliminate whilst on leash. That last part was utter tripe that I'd just made up.
Dick was backing me up by handily having a poo 💩 . The warden was a fellow grumpy ex cop and after agreeing that dogs are better than people, he ripped up the ticket and I grinned delightedly (on the inside).
Not that it mattered. Felicity Jones is a fictional character and I doubt she had any intention of paying my fine.
I developed a habit early on in this trip of leaving my phone behind, so attached is every photo I've taken since Taree. All seven of them!
Edit: went to a Buddhist Temple in Wollongong today so have added some new photos.もっと詳しく

旅行者Glad you are sorting out those twerps who can't bend the rules, you tell em love! really glad got a nice ice cream and a nice swim.

You tell'm girl. The warden obviously couldn't hack the police I force so became a warden😂 that's what we say about plumbers who become Council plumbing inspectors! I'm glad you're heading south at last, it's so bloody humid here, I'm melting.just turning ed the a/C on. Safe travels, still miss you. Cuggles for Dick😍 [Sue]
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- 2023年2月18日土曜日 19:28
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オーストラリアBullengella Lake36°14’50” S 150°8’21” E
Shellharbour to Narooma NSW

We've had a few firsts during this stretch.
The first 'first' is that I have learned that in addition to my usual latent rage that is ready to surface at any given moment, that if I stop taking my Graves Disease meds, for example for a test that the GP wants, that gives me extra, big rage. It's called thyroid rage and I am truly blessed!
A couple of know it all millennials on reception at check in, Ulladulla, were my first lucky subjects to experience it. They made poor choices with whom to argue with, about their local pet policies. Then, having admitted they knew nothing regarding the law or the Disability Discrimination Act that legislates everything that Assistance Dogs do, chose to start an argument on that very subject. I cut across their rhetoric and coldly requested a refund, then farewelled them with a cheery: "See you in court!"
That incident is now in the hands of the Human Rights Commissioner and the Australian Centre for Disability Law who are both helpfully setting in motion separating the know it all millenials from their jobs, and prosecuting Holiday Haven Holiday Parks for their unlawful policies. That'll be six months in prison at His Majesty's pleasure for everyone involved and some large fines. Good luck getting a job with a criminal record, millenials. Is there a double thumbs up emoji? Insert it here.
As I was driving away, doing the deep breath thing, it occurred to me to stop and google 'Is rage a symptom of a hyperactive thyroid?' Bingo. Very much a thing. As is 'Grave's Rage'. Wonderful.
Yet another brain cell free receptionist told me today that there was 'nothing we can do about it' in relation to the park's WiFi only covering as far as the door out of reception. Five minutes later, I was dictating as he typed an email to his boss, telling him all the ways they could 'do something about it'. I'm back on the meds now. That was my nice, patient side.
The second 'first' was feeding the New Zealand Eagle Rays in Bendalong. You need surprisingly large balls to hold the pilchard on the bottom as they headbutt your knees trying to suck the fish in. They're so soft and squishy! Surprising when they're cousins to sharks, who I am assuming, are neither soft nor squishy. Their barb is only a metre or so from your face hovering over the water, holding the pilchard on the bottom, well within strike range. It was just brilliant.
The fatal error is to step on one, as that would automatically cause their tail to whip up. Google tells me they don't actually have any control over it. Similar to the goosebumps on our arms or the hackles on our necks, the limbic or reptilian brain controls it, like the fight or flight response.
I watched everyone else feeding them on the first day and copied them, then became the resident expert on it from Day 2, as large crowds gathered to watch what the 'Sting Ray Whisperer' was doing and wanted to learn how to do it, too.
As the newly appointed Head Tour Guide, the most frequent SFQ I received, was "These are tame though right? We're totally safe?" "Oh yes, that's right" I replied, smiling sweetly as I wondered off. I'd forgotten how stupid folk are.
We're just a few hours from the border with Victoria now - excited!もっと詳しく
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- 2023年3月14日火曜日 19:48
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オーストラリアDargo37°28’17” S 147°15’15” E
VICTORIA! At last!

We LOVE Victoria! We love the weather. We love the cold nights. We love the lack of humidity. We even like some of the people. Not all. But some.
Mallacoota was lovely just over the border. That was the first time I'd snorkelled in cold water for four years! I was so surprised, I got out and went back in again just to check I hadn't, I dunno, briefly transported to another dimension? But it's just Victoria!
And a change from the Coral Sea to the Tasman Sea, which gently wafts past Antarctica. I was so surprised, as the water was warm an hour north in NSW.
I decided to mix things up a bit, I'm so sick of caravan parks. So we did a farm stay at Tostaree Cottages near Nowa Nowa, and promptly fell in love with 'camping' again. Apparently, it's called camping. Even though we're in a caravan.
There was a huge barn with a bar for happy hour and a little pony called Vegemite in the paddock next to us, that I had to make a special trip to the 'General Store' (no supermarkets) to buy some sad, wilting carrots for.
The campground was right on the Gippsland Rail Trail, so I yanked the bike off the rack where it was growing cobwebs and we set off to look at old trestle bridges galore, of which there were a plethora in the area. It felt like I was cycling through mud, so mental note was made to trade it in for an ebike ASAP. No point lugging a bike around you never use because you hate everything about it.
We sadly waved Vegemite goodbye and moved onto Bairnsdale and we loved it there, too. Cute country town with lots of shops. Traded in the old rubbish bike for a new ebike - which I love and use every day. It's only a basic model with a very small battery that doesn't last for half the ride, but it's smooth and oh so helpful on the hills! Had my scraggly hair done, chucked out old ripped, stained clothes and got new ones. The lovely pool was next to our site. And there was a HUGE loud storm that I thought was going to end us. I really didn't want to leave Bairnsdale but my bank account needed us to move on 😁
Off we went to Maffra Golf Club (still avoiding caravan parks) where I was briefly reminded that human beings are awful creatures. The caretaker was a spiteful, micro managing piece of work who constantly over stepped her remit, so I went out of my way to annoy her every single day. The golf course was lovely and lush and green and I took great joy in running the ebike over it every single day, with Dick trying to keep up, practising my slides and leaving deep ruts in the grass that she'll be crying over tomorrow 😏
Now you find us at Dargo River Inn at Crooked River. We're in the Victorian High Country, not far from the Snowy River and amongst old gold mining towns. Which we all know are my jam. Lots of 4WD tracks here that take you to see old mining ghost towns, we'll be on those tomorrow.
Just watching a storm roll in after chicken parmigiana at the pub. Very content.
Dick has his final Public Access Test in Melbourne in a few weeks, which, if he passes, will make us a fully accredited Assistance Dog team - so we've been busy training on the buses and trains and sharpening up his verbal commands. I've unknowingly been training him with hand signals for four yrs which, for some reason, the organisation doesn't quite comprehend are vastly superior to verbally barking commands at the dog. Our genius goes unacknowledged and unrecognised, yet again!もっと詳しく
旅行者You have had an eventful time of it haven't you.
旅行者Yup!