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- onsdag den 26. januar 2022 kl. 18.23
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AustralienCaptain Creek24°15’36” S 151°45’24” E
Planning the trip

Well then. It's really happening.
The sale of the house and business has gone unconditional and settlement is set for the 18th Feb.
It's goodbye to Rosie & Dick's Pet Retreat in Agnes Water, QLD - and hello to life on the road for 12 months.
What the dickens have I done?
And I know it's really happening because I started packing up the storage containers that will hold my life for the next 12 months, yesterday.
I have space for 12 boxes in the car and already have 14 boxes packed. That doesn't bode well.
I haven't booked any pet friendly cabins yet.
I haven't bought the caravan we'll be living in yet.
There is so much to do....and weirdly, I can't be bothered to get stressed by any of it. Long may that continue.
You'll note the title of this 'footprint' is planning the trip. There's been none of that.
This may be my one opportunity to travel in my life, to experience the 'Aussie Dream' - so I'm taking it.
But I'll miss my Retreat.Læs mere
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- Dag 2
- søndag den 20. februar 2022 kl. 06.40
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- Højde: 16 m
AustralienVernon Point25°14’53” S 152°48’33” E
Hervey Bay, QLD

Dick & I have a pet friendly cabin here at the Sunlodge Caravan Park in Hervey Bay. And it seems everyone who stays here, has a dog. Perhaps there aren't too many dog friendly places in Hervey Bay.
You have to give the dog's breed when you book, I think they're strict on not having unfriendly breeds staying. So Dick has become a 'black lab'. Which is probably the only breed he isn't, but the breed he most looks like. I'd be there all day listing Dick's heritage, otherwise.
So when I arrived, I was surprised when they told me there were lots of 'black labs' staying, and some next door to us. Especially when an impressive pedigree Rottweiler stalked out to meet us. Seems I'm not the only one who is telling porky pies about their dog's breed.
The cabin is great, overlooks the beach, is huge, has everything in it you need, and the aircon is fierce, so I'm happy. Queensland summers are not for me. We're in the orange cabin in the photo.
I must learn how to sleep in strange spaces. Hypervigilance wakes me every hour, and that makes me grumpy.
What also made me grumpy, was that I was given chocolate fruity sweets a few days ago (thanks Mick) and was nibbling on them in bed last night. One must have escaped unnoticed, and I woke up to chocolate all over the sheets. For a brief moment, I thought I'd had a terrible accident and somehow slept right through it. I am hoping the park has a laundry or I have some serious explaining to do.
Dick and I were up at 5am, so went for a stroll along the esplanade. We stayed in the park this time, as there are sharp rocks all the way into the sea and I ruined a flip flop (thong) when we went swimming yesterday. We meandered down to the boat ramp where we saw a seal, wallowing about in the shallow water.
Dick was more interested in a stick he found, which looks like it used to be the end of someone's polished walking stick. I'm now keeping my eyes peeled for an old man, missing his walking stick.
Dick's carried it all the way back to the cabin, but I won't let him chew it inside, so he's staring at it longingly from his bed.
We just need to get some groceries and shower stuff today (as I left all my shower things in Sue's shower block!) nothing else planned. The action starts tomorrow when we pick up a new bike and a new caravan.Læs mere
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- Dag 3
- mandag den 21. februar 2022 kl. 13.45
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AustralienBurpengary27°9’53” S 152°57’38” E
Burpengary, QLD - Home of the Titans

Arrived at Titan Caravans at 11.30am, to collect our flash new rig. The caravan wasn't ready. Quite deliberately, not ready.
Apparently they wanted more money up front, if they were going to get it registered, swap the tow hitch over, fit the water filters, fit and install a smart TV and the DC - DC charger, ready for me to collect today - as we had agreed.
Cue my best resting bitch face, a massive eye roll and my patient, slow voice, reserved for morons: "Have you heard of the telephone? Jolly useful tool, for asking people things."
When presented with the choice of having to find us pet friendly accommodation for the night, or getting all of those things fitted within 4hrs, they chose the latter.
So Dick and I, along with 24 chicken nuggets, are hanging at the dog park down the road, waiting for the Titanic Morons to do their job.
At least Dick's happy.Læs mere
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- fredag den 25. februar 2022 kl. 11.28
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AustralienHarristown27°35’15” S 151°56’46” E
Toowoomba Floods

Well, what a roller coaster these past few days have been!
Van had to go back to Titan for the entire day on Wednesday, for all the faults to be fixed. There were about 20 things wrong with it - a brand new van! Astonishing.
I'm struggling a little with things like; how can you tell the van is level? Both of the concrete pads I've parked up on, are both sloping. I do have a small level gauge on the electric jockey wheel, but the bubble seems to be stuck way up the top and never moves, no matter how much I fanny about with the legs! I'm hoping Pauline and Brigitte will know and will post on here what they do.
Also, the water hose, which worked fine at the last park, is now spilling water everywhere from both ends. I've asked the fella at reception to pop down and help me when the rain stops. He said their water pressure is high, so hopefully it's that, and not me being a numpty (again).
We went on our towing course with the RACQ, yesterday. Dick was rubbish at helping me back into tight spots, so had to learn to do it all myself.
It is very much an art, that needs to be practiced over and over, because despite managing it perfectly 18 times on the course, do you think I could reverse the van into our spot two hours later, when I got to Toowoomba? Of course not. I was that idiot that needed two men to see me back in.
I hang my head in shame.
There's an almighty hill coming into Toowoomba. It's about 4km long. I thought I was being polite by tucking in behind a truck, but actually what I really needed to do was give it full welly and hog the right lane to avoid the trucks, as the poor Paj struggled with engine roaring for 4km at 40kmp/h, after getting stuck behind a slow truck.
I clutched the steering wheel with white knuckles and verbally encouraged him on like he was a horse - and that's what got us up the hill. The Pajero is now having a well earned rest. As are Dick and I. We haven't managed to relax much since being on the road. But we're here at Toowoomba for 2wks, so plenty of time for R&R.
However, the rains started yesterday and have not stopped since. We are parked at the very bottom of the site, next to beautiful lakes and a river....which has now burst its banks. Reception rang earlier saying they may need to move us, if it gets any worse.
Maybe I'll get to practice my reverse parking skills again, and redeem myself? 🤔Læs mere
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- tirsdag den 1. marts 2022 kl. 18.00
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AustralienHarristown27°35’15” S 151°56’46” E
Toowoomba Contemplations

Musing No 1: Traffic lights. I had forgotten their existence. What a massive pain in the arse they are.
Musing No 2: Mini roundabouts. The bane of the caravanner's existence. That new RedArc braking system is getting a thorough work out.
Musing No 3: I have adapted to sitting out under the awning, in full view of the public and other CP patrons, in my pyjamas, far too easily.
Musing No 4: The van is off to the local repair centre tomorrow, for yet more faults to be fixed. This is getting boring.
Musing No 5: The mossies here are voracious after sundown. Vicks VapoRub is my new best friend - it's the only thing that soothes the bites. Must look into that new gadget that kills them before they bite, Thermacell.
Musing No 6: Nine dead from these floods in south QLD. One poor old lady found dead in her house in Lismore. That makes me so sad, they all forgot about her.
Musing No 7: Due to the floods, I have changed my travel route. The two parks I was headed to, are both on the east coast and under water. So, I'll now head to Warwick and Stanthorpe instead.
Musing No 8: The GP here wants me to do
a) a blood test (fine) and
b) a stool test (not fine)
...as she thinks my raging indigestion could be from bacteria in my stomach.
I am 45yrs of age (I think), have attended awful murder scenes and gruesome fatal crash scenes, happily muching my breakfast as I work, without batting an eyelid.
But one must draw the line somewhere. And in the immortal words of Sweet Brown "..ain't nobody got time for that."
Video here for the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/waEC-8GFTP4
Back to a diet of Gaviscon on toast, then.Læs mere
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- søndag den 6. marts 2022
- ⛅ 27 °C
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AustralienToowoomba27°33’40” S 151°57’12” E
Leaving Toowoomba, QLD

Well. What a week it has been.
The van flooded on Friday morning. The inlet valve burst. Woke up ankle deep in water and Dick floating about in his bed.
The Repair Centre sent someone out to replace the valve and help me clear up. We'll say no more about that and hope that's it for faults with the van.
Dick ripped off a dew claw chasing a Moorhen into the lake and had to go to the Dog Doctor for a posh bandage and painkillers. He milked that for all it was worth. Had three lady vets cooing at him and telling him how handsome and shiny he is.
Sensing an opportunity for treats, he went through his entire repertoire of party tricks then looked hopefully towards the treat jar. To gales of laughter from the vets and receptionist who stuffed him full of treats.
Good lad. I have taught him well.
The Pajero had its spare wheel and tow hitch lifted, and now they can't get the posh hard cover back on. Back to Mitsubishi first thing tomorrow morning for them to, I don't know, sellotape it on?
Went to the Farmer's Markets Saturday morning, they were very good. Bought some chai chilli tea for when Sue's stash runs out and some treats for the mutt.
Went with some of my new buddies to the Golf Club for an 'All You Can Eat' breakfast. And I did. Ate everything possible. There were hash brown AND mushrooms. And pancakes. #drool
Picked up the new bike, been having lots of fun on that. There is no bike rack that is suitable for the rear of the van. It can only go on the front. Where I can't have anymore weight. So will find out tomorrow whether it fits inside the van door, and I'll have to strap it to the bed.
We leave for Warwick tomorrow morning. We're ready for a change. We saw very little of Toowoomba other than the inside of caravan repair centres, supermarkets and Mitsubishi workshops.
It has rained every single day. Dick saw an awful lot of the tracks around the lakes, the feathery bottoms of the Moorhens he likes to chase...and the inside of his eyelids.Læs mere

RejsendeSounds like you’re having a whale of a time 😉 love your comments … not sarcastic at all 🤣🤣
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- mandag den 7. marts 2022 kl. 16.06
- ⛅ 24 °C
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AustralienWarwick28°13’45” S 152°1’13” E
Arriving Warwick, South East QLD

We have moved on to our third camp, BIG4 at Warwick....and we have new neighbours.
Dick had no idea what to make of them when they first galloped up to say hello, the hackles went up and there was growling and there was slinking.
Then there was indignation when I fed HIS apple to the ponies. I don't think he's a natural fan.
I hitched up at Toowoomba - all by myself. (And the bike fit into the van, phew!)
I reversed into TWO different sites (my neighbours wanted to swap) at Warwick - all by myself. First time, too! It's getting easier.
The mossies are bad here. Must be from all the rain.
Little bit concerned about the Japanese Encephalitis disease that mossies are spreading at the moment, only because they love to bite me. I've easily had 20 - 30 bites today. A woman in Brisbane is on life support from it, and there are outbreaks in NSW & Victoria.
Have got a mossie coil going and the Thermacell.
And am now off for a swim in the pool.Læs mere
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- søndag den 13. marts 2022 kl. 12.48
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AustralienWarwick28°13’45” S 152°1’13” E
Out and About in Warwick

Leslie Dam - 15 minutes from Warwick.
Very impressive. Seems a bit leaky in areas where it shouldn't be, though. We stood right next to the open spillway gate letting the water through - deafening!
There were huge boulders around the dam...but no info as to why they were localised to just that area. The faces carved into the two boulders were the original settlers who came to the area in 1840, who were Irish.
Allora Heavy Horse Show - 20 mins from Warwick in a cute little village.
Just brilliant.
$10 to get in, licensed bar, great food vans, lots to watch and stalls to browse.
I do draw the line at the Aussie obsession with cheesy chips in gravy though.
Chips and gravy? Yes. Winner.
Cheesy chips and gravy? No. Abomination.
Happily listened to the experts doing their presentations, who said they have been doing this for 30yrs or so.... and felt rather smug that our grandparents were doing it for real, four generations ago, on the farm.
You inherited it all from us, Aussies!
Tubby has been taken off to have her foal, we're all a bit excited to see it. Fatty & Chunk are enjoying the extra carrots every day.
I have lovely (human) neighbours to the left of me and stuck up, arrogant youngsters to the right, who willfully ignore everyone and think their camper trailer is sound proof. They are wrong. We can all hear their 5hr long domestics every night.
I do not miss being young and ignorant.
The lovely neighbours to the left are slightly obsessed with keeping their concrete pad spotless. They have a huge leaf blower and it starts up at 8am each morning, until all evidence of nature has been blown away.
They insist on handing me the blower to do mine each morning, not realising I don't give a hoot. So I have to hide behind the van with it going for 5 minutes, pretending. I did use it to blow the seeds and leaves up out of my bathroom vent this morning, though. Saved me a trip up there with a ladder and dustpan and brush.
I do wonder what the other campsite residents think of that racket at 8am on a Sunday morning, though! Dick & I are still up at 5am each morning, so the noise doesn't bother us. I would blame Dick's bladder for the early wake up call, but it's not. It's mine.
Perhaps I do miss being young, after all!Læs mere
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- søndag den 20. marts 2022 kl. 16.20
- ⛅ 23 °C
- Højde: 767 m
AustralienGlen Aplin28°43’23” S 151°53’16” E
Stanthorpe Shenanigans

Landed at Country Style Caravan Park, Stanthorpe. This area is known as the Granite Belt. Pretty little place backing onto the River Severn and some small falls.
Stanthorpe is the coldest town in Queensland, they get snow here in winter!
So, finally got the kayak off the roof.
Dick hasn't been out on the kayak for several months, so I didn't take my phone for pictures as I anticipated one of us would be taking an unexpected dip.
(It was Dick).
We paddled 1.2km up stream until we met the next set of falls, got out and had a little explore . It felt a bit 'snaky' so didn't loiter.
As we were launching to return, Dick put his two front paws in the boat, pushing it away from the bank - but left his back paws on the river bank, causing the inevitable.
I made him swim for 500m after that, for being a dick and nearly taking me with him. "Rosie would never have done that" I tossed over my shoulder as I indignantly paddled off. She'd have launched her fat barrel body into the boat at top speed, fully expecting me to catch her!
I miss my girl 😔
It's Sunday today. We've been out exploring castles, rock formations and a Cidery. Didn't actually know 'Cidery' was a word!
But as it has the word 'cider' in it, it was added to the To Do list. It did not disappoint. Bought some Pink Lady cider home and had apple pie with warmed cider cream. Yum. Dick only had the tiniest scrap left at the end.
There were a bunch of Americans on the table next to us, talking about druids, but not understanding what they were. So I chipped in with some Stonehenge stories: shoulder barging Bill Gates as I jumped the turnstiles when responding to a personal attack alarm at The Stones, when he was having a private tour with his family - and arresting 'Sir Arthur Pendragon' for having no insurance on his campervan.
The son of the owners of the caravan park is currently detailing my car. Apparently, he offers at weekends to earn some pocket money. He made a poor choice with my car though, it's a crime scene in there. It's been gone 2hrs so far. I can still hear the hoover going! Poor lad.
Had a tooth pulled out a few days ago. That'll learn me for eating pork crackling. It's crazy sore but I can't take the meds she gave me, as they make me ill. The stitches are irritating. And interfering with my eating, the horror.
Hopefully the cidery cider I purchased today will have a soothing effect on it....
**UPDATE** It's 6pm and the lad has just returned the car, 3.5hrs later 😆 it's gleaming!Læs mere
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- tirsdag den 29. marts 2022 kl. 10.01
- 🌧 17 °C
- Højde: 768 m
AustralienGlen Aplin28°43’23” S 151°53’16” E
Leaving Stanthorpe, QLD

Time to go!
We've done everything Stanthorpe has to offer, met lots of new friends here, doggy ones and human ones, including a Zimbabwe couple who are Conspiracy Theorists and have been making me laugh telling me I need to be 'Awakened' so I understand what's really going on in the world. Like a scene out of 'The Matrix'.
We thoroughly enjoyed being tourists, puzzled at the number of pyramids built here - and had a good time lunching at the wineries and cideries.
I've had dinner cooked for me twice this week. #winning
Our next park at Bonalbo in the Upper Clarence River Valley, New South Wales rang at 8am this morning. They are 4 feet under water and had to evacuate at 4am this morning. They have no power and the phone tower has gone down. He was calling me using the free WiFi at the local police station. They are expecting another 160ml of rain today, so he reluctantly advised we'd better give it a miss until the flood water recedes. Poor chap.
So, we're now heading south over the QLD / NSW border to Glen Innes, and have booked a park where you can fossick for gems for a few days. Cool. Then we're going to try a showground for the first time. I've been really keen to try these, now that I know what I'm doing with the van. Sort of.
Showgrounds are in every Australian town, they are usually cheaper by about $10 per night, some are free or donation only .
They all have large, spacious, powered sites and huge grassy well maintained ovals - so the dog can hop out of the van and have a gallop about on site. Much better than having to be on a leash 24/7.
The cons are usually that the facilities are old, they may not be cleaned, there may not be showers, if there are showers there will be enormous spiders watching you, there won't be a pool or a laundry and of course, there is no security. Most caravan parks have boom gates with codes or passes on a lanyard. None of this bothers us as the Mini Titan (I've named him Dave) is self contained and we don't need the facilities.
The last two parks I've stayed at have not had security or boom gates. So you get people sneaking in at night in cars, trying to hide from the caretakers. They leave early in the morning so they don't have to pay. Some sneak in just to use the facilities or the pool.
In Warwick, a car full of youngsters snuck in and parked on the site next to me, trying to hide themselves behind a tree. So you then lay awake all night, wondering what they might be stealing or damaging. Or in my case, ring the caretakers and in a nice loud voice, ask whether they were expecting guests at Site 28 at 1am in the morning? And have them thrown out.
Dick is useful in situations like those. He's a big lad and his "Who's there?" growl sounds really menacing. He looks more like the Rottweiler in his DNA than the Chihuahua / Greyhound / Cattle Dog parts.
And they don't know that he's a coward.
Anyway, I don't think any of those cons will bother us. We're not quite ready to go fully off grid yet as power is always useful for the aircon. I don't think the solar is strong enough to power that. And of course, we need the sun to come out for the solar to work..
Postscript:
I get easily confused these days, trying to remember my Aussie friends from my UK friends, especially on social media. Luckily there is one who straddles both; my buddy Jen from our Wiltshire days. She was the crime reporter for the local rag and hung out with the cops at The Bear Hotel in Chippenham, waiting for us to get drunk and spill details on cases 😁
It worked. We told her everything. She later emigrated to Aus and is now a local celeb in Sydney, as an expert in interior design. She swans about with the stars and gets herself on the telly. She emigrated (6?) years before I did, I think. We've kept in touch and are going to meet up whilst I travel through NSW - for the first time in, how many years? 16? 18, perhaps?
We're going to head out gin tasting for the day in Sydney to celebrate our birthdays in July, with sweets and newspapers at midnight. It's our tradition.Læs mere
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- fredag den 1. april 2022 kl. 13.47
- ⛅ 18 °C
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AustralienGlen Innes29°44’26” S 151°44’35” E
Glen Innes, New South Wales

'Twas a long and bumpy road over the border to New South Wales, but we made it safe and sound.
We stopped at Fossicker's Park for two nights, whilst I checked out the local showgrounds. That park was tiny, the sites very small. Nowhere for Dick to have a gallop. But the showgrounds! Beautiful, huge, grassy sites. Space galore for the mutt and best of all - no neighbours! So we moved here this morning, bright and early and have been mooching about, setting up, exploring and enjoying the sunshine since.
Took Dick for a cycle about the grounds and around the oval and he showed his delight by yelling his head off with excitement. That's the most noise he's made in his whole life, so I'm pleased we don't have neighbours. Gets very excited about the bike, does Dick.
Shall I tell you what else he likes? Rolling in all the horse poo. Then eating it. Gross. And there was a horse show here recently, so there's plenty of it. I found a dog wash in town yesterday, one of the DIY ones, and he was smelling glorious. But alas, no longer. He'll be having another one of those washes before we leave.
We've been to see the Standing Stones of Glen Innes, the No 1 top attraction here. Perhaps I've been spoiled growing up next to Stonehenge, as it wasn't all that impressive. You could carbon date the stones to last Tuesday, they're so new.
They've gone with the stones being a clock theory here, with the winter and summer solstice marked out against the opposing stones and some blurb stating definitively that is their purpose.
I'm not sure that the archaeologists of Stonehenge are clinging to that theory so much these days, with their recent digs. Not now they've found burials under the main sarsen stones and connecting sites in neighbouring Durrington Walls along the river, with procession stones, long and round barrow graves, and Woodhenge inbetween.
And before Woodhenge, there was Strawhenge. Until one day, a Big Bad Wolf came and blew it all down.
(For the Eddie Izzard fans)
The last documentary I saw about the most recent excavations at the Henge, they were swinging more towards it being a journey from birth to death; with the birth / christening occurring by the river in Durrington Walls, and the final procession up to Stonehenge for burial, for the important folks.
More ceremonial, than clock.
I suppose we'll never know for certain.
We've got the local markets tomorrow morning then the Old Glen Innes to Grafton track to do on Sunday or Monday. It was the old coaching road for the bullock drays, with tunnels dug out by hand, a gold mining ghost town, graffiti from the 1800s, smugglers caves, war memorials, fire tracks, lookouts and five rivers to choose from, for a swim or a paddle.
Apparently this 4WD track is washed out in several places from the floods and there was a landslide a few days ago, so I have high hopes it will be an excellent 4WD adventure!
**EDIT** I've copied this blog over to Facebook under the page 'Adventures with Jaime & Dick' for those who prefer fb. That page is a direct copy of this blog.
Here is the link:
https://www.facebook.com/JaimeandDick/Læs mere

What an interesting article on Stonehenge, and how I loved your story about Dick, I will look forward to hearing about your travels. We will be heading to Toowoomba tomorrow, Warwick is not a friendly place, they don't want RV s in their town, so they won't get our money either! [Denise McFadden]
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- onsdag den 6. april 2022 kl. 10.23
- ⛅ 18 °C
- Højde: 1.087 m
AustralienGlen Innes29°44’26” S 151°44’35” E
The Old Grafton Road 4WD track

I have been four wheel driving my entire adult life. And have had plenty of courses whilst in the Police.
It is always fun.
It is always challenging.
It is always interesting to push the limits of what the car can do.
But not today. Today, I bricked it and found myself stuck at the top of a cliff on Tommy's Rock Trail in Diehard, NSW, a 4km 4WD only track, off the Old Grafton Road.
The sign at the bottom indicated the track was open. It mentioned it was a steep climb up to a cliff top and to supervise kids.
It did not mention that the track has a clay base, turning this narrow, rutted, washed out trail into an ice skating rink - that followed the cliff edge all the way up to the top, with just a couple of feet between the edge of the trail and an 800m drop into a gorge.
It did not mention that there were several trees down across the track, causing you to put your tyres within centimetres of the edge of the track and the 800m drop.
It did not mention that there were three feet deep ruts caused by the recent rains, meaning I had to try and blindly straddle them all the way to the top - given that the nose of the 4WD was pointing skywards and you can't see the track. If a tyre fell in to one of these ruts, I probably would not be getting out of it on my own.
It did not mention the steep, hairpin bends at the edge of the Gorge, where the camber of the track would have you falling to your death, with only a couple of feet of muddy track as margin for error, or slippage.
It also did not mention that once you were halfway up, there was nowhere safe to turn around. You were committed until you reach the top.
If the sign had mentioned any of that, I would not have attempted it! But, fool that I am, up I went. The bottom section was fun but challenging, and there was not a huge drop. But then I began getting increasingly concerned that we were not going to make it down alive.
The Pajero performed brilliantly. Other than one little moment of struggling for grip on the apex of one of the steepest hairpin bends going up, that car did not put a foot wrong.
That was probably down to the Goodyear Wrangler Duratrac tyres I had put on 3yrs ago. Top of the range 4WD tyres, 70/30 road / off road, big knobbly tyres that have excellent grip in the wet, mud and sand. However, they were down to the last 5000 kilometres of tread and I had planned on changing them in the next few weeks. Lord, did I wish in that moment that I had just changed them over early!
And as we had already driven down a very steep, windy road into the Gorge, the brakes were already hot and smelly. So, I found myself idly wondering whether Mitsibishi had changed the brake pads and discs during the last service...to ensure we had enough brake pad left to get down. (The answer was no, I found out later. This next service will be an expensive one).
Scary stuff. We got to the top, where there was a very small parking area on the cliff top. Perhaps room for three cars. I did not meet anyone else on the way up or down.
I wonder why?!
I didn't even go to the look out area. Dick was so happy to be out of the car, he was twanging about like bouncy ball and I was slightly concerned he was going to bound over the edge of the cliff. I'll attach a photo below of what it, apparently, looks like!
There was no phone signal anywhere along the entirely of the Old Grafton Road, which takes four hours to do, then another two hours to drive back to Glen Innes along the highway. But I somehow found a smidge of signal at the very top, and sent a message to Julie, the caretakers of the Showgrounds where I was staying. It seemed sensible at the time, given that I hadn't told anyone where I was going. I sent something along the lines of "Stuck at the top of Tommy's Rock Trail and bricking it that I won't get down. If I'm not back by 5pm, the car has fallen off the cliff"
Cue Julie ringing the SES and emergency services, as she knows that track well. She had been a front seat passenger a few years back, and physically threw up when they got to the top, it had frightened her so much.
As you can imagine, I really wasn't thinking about taking photos and most of the time, the track was too steep for the handbrake to hold the car, or I was gripping the steering wheel for dear life. I think I managed one at the bottom, one at the top and one about a third of the way down, on one of the only flat areas you can safely stop. So some of the photos below are screenshots from YouTube, where full time adventurers have done the track (in the dry).
The gold mining ghost town of Dalmorton was amazing. The scenery was amazing. The rock falls and land slides were amazing, the volume in all of the five rivers was eye popping. The graffiti from the 1800s in the old tunnel was cool as.
I had a great deal of explaining to do to the police and State Emergency Service (SES) when I finally got back at 7pm!
Lol.
What a great adventure!
Just off to Goodyear to change some tyres.Læs mere
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- tirsdag den 12. april 2022 kl. 20.09
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AustralienIluka Bay29°24’44” S 153°21’25” E
Grafton, New South Wales

We only came here to get the car serviced.
The fellas at Mitsubishi found a bush rat camped under the chassis of the Paj! He had made himself a Rat Palace under there. He was duly evicted by way of the pressure washer. Sorry Roland! 🐀
Anyway, Grafton. What a dump. Rife with miserable, dodgy folk.
We've already left for the beachside town of Iluka.Læs mere
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- lørdag den 16. april 2022 kl. 08.58
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AustralienIluka Bay29°24’44” S 153°21’25” E
Iluka, Northern NSW

We like Iluka. There's not much here, just a beach and a pub really. Much less than Agnes Water had to offer, with hindsight. But we like it.
Dick is loving being back by the ocean again. He is not loving the car, however, and we've been to the vet for some car sickness tablets. *sigh
We love the wildlife on our doorstep. There's a family of four Kookaburras that visit early each morning, looking for worms and snails, of which there are plenty as it doesn't stop raining for long.
It is crowded at this park, due to Easter. Lots of noisy kids and stressed parents. Don't think I missed out there by not having any. I thought this would be very annoying, but I actually quite like the fact that the campsite is alive with the laughter and folk enjoying themselves, past 9pm. Usually, everything goes silent once the sun sets at six, and I find that a bit eery. And dull! It is impossible to whisper at the dog for 14hrs and not laugh at the telly.
I've been entertaining myself whilst it's been raining, by leaving a 1 star review for a caravan park I was going to book, until I saw their over zealous, abundant and impossible dog rules. And the fines they believe they are entitled to charge you, if you don't adhere to them. It is evident they did not obtain legal advice, before publishing those. I'd love to see them challenged at Magistrates Court. They'd be a laughing stock. The rules include charging extra per night for each dog and apparently, you must tell your dog not to pee or poop, until it is off their grounds.
Dick is trained not to eliminate whilst on leash, so this is easy for us. But he has been raised by a dog trainer and has had intensive training his entire life. This is not achievable for the average family dog. And therefore, glorious 1 star review bait!
Parks should know why they are losing business, and it should be made public. I have given them the opportunity to publicly justify these extra fees (that no one else charges) and explain their ridiculous rules (that no one else imposes). Or just admit that they don't actually want dogs at their park and are only allowing dogs to claim the 'Pet Friendly' banner that gives them extra credit and priority in Google listings.
Do you think they'll post a polite, professional reply answering those questions and justifying their extra charges, as all businesses should? Perhaps they might mention that they provide extra facilities for dogs or have built them a fenced park that cost X amount of dollars? So that others may read their response to the review and think "This business is run by professionals, I will spend my hard earned dollars here".
Of course not, they're Australian! Therefore, cattiness, pettiness and presumptions they are in no position to make, was their go to favoured response. And gloriously, the Manager 'Billy-Bob Two-Toes' who is usually eminently unqualified to run a business, will publicly publish such a reply for the world to read, and instantly form a bad impression of the management of the park.
We're supposed to be heading for Minnie Water next week, but they don't seem to be on top of their admin, and haven't confirmed the booking yet.
Who knows where we'll end up!Læs mere

Hi there Jaime, love reading your adventures with Dick, why not come down to Crescent Head, South West Rocks , Hat head or any of the valleys beautiful beaches. [Denise McFadden]

Would love to come and see you again if in the area, oh, and Dick of course! [Denise McFadden]
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- tirsdag den 19. april 2022 kl. 16.49
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AustralienMinnie Water Reservoir29°46’26” S 153°17’32” E
Minnie Water, NSW

Definitely getting into the rhythm of packing up / setting up now on our travel days. It doesn't take long to get the inside of the van ready, and about an hour for the external stuff; dump point, cables / hoses, awning, hitching up etc.
We enjoyed Iluka, except perhaps the final 10 minutes. The caravan park is poorly laid out, so the moment you decide to start hitching up, you block your entire row from driving out. I had checked before starting, but no one looked ready to go, or I'd have waited. Then, just as I was committed and had the van on the tow hitch and the legs away, some twonk chose to pull out of his bay, drive up, and make a point of sitting as close as he could, waiting impatiently.
I took some small joy in waving merrily then taking my own sweet time hitching up. Oh dear, the 12 pin plug doesn't seem to be connected properly! Better get the mat out and have a good fiddle around with that for ten minutes. Better triple check the lights are working properly! Oops, left the handbrake on, better get out and fiddle about with that for a few minutes!
Do you think it occurred to them to get out and help? Even just to speed things up?
Of course not. Better to sit there impatiently, scowling and tutting. Aussies! Passive aggressive art thou.
Gave Dick his car sickness tablets this morning, with high hopes. And squirted his Adaptil spray on his travelling towel, full of feel good, calming pheromones. Zero effect. $150 up the spout.
We'll tick car sickness off the list and look into anti anxiety meds for the car next. There's a product out there called 'My Doggy Weed' which is just herbs (legal ones) that have a calming effect. Might have some explaining to do if we get stopped by the Police. Or perhaps might try Rescue Remedy for humans, if they sell it over here? That's worked well on dogs I've had in the past for the show ring.
We love Minnie Water, so far. Tanya at Reception switched our sites last minute, aswell as giving us over a $100 discount on our original quote. Our site is spectacular, I think we're in the unpowered camping section right next to the pool, but we have a power pole. There's space for five sites, but we have it all to ourselves, as the hordes left this morning.
Now if I could just cut the legs off the screaming children running circuits around the pool - life would be sweet! 😎Læs mere
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- lørdag den 30. april 2022 kl. 20.59
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AustralienWoolgoolga Creek30°6’4” S 153°11’52” E
Wooli, Moonee Beach & Woolgoolga

9wks in and am getting lazy - you're getting three towns in one footnote.
Wooli (pronounced Wool-eye) is just up the road from Minnie Water. We went there for the dawn service at 5am for Anzac Day. Was a bit pants as we were stuck down the back and couldn't see or hear the service. But we could hear the Last Post ringing out across the sea, which gave me chills.
We will remember them.
We buggered off down the beach once the service was over and caught the sunrise, was pretty special. Lovely area, where the river meets the sea.
We had high hopes when we moved on to Moonee Beach. The caravan park was 5 stars with rave reviews about how dog friendly it was, how great the area was and how close it was to the beach.
And the big town of Coffs Harbour is ten minutes down the road, with all the big shops I needed for various bits and bobs. I'm thinking of getting a portable washing machine, as I'm spending a small fortune on park laundries. Which are notoriously rubbish with old top loaders, manufactured in eighteen eleventy three. Clothes come out dirtier that they went in and it's ruined several new white shirts. But the portable machines are pretty weighty and quite large, don't think I've got the space or weight left for one.
Well, Reflections Holiday Park at Moonee Beach were rubbish. Not dog friendly, just dog tolerant. The site was a swamp, ankle deep in mud. The car and the van are now filthy. The 'beach' was in fact the estuary, it was a good 20 minute walk to the actual beach, across ridged hard sand that killed the feet and several swims through permanent trenches in the sand, caused by the tide.
We nearly stepped on a sleeping stingray whilst wading across to the beach to watch the surfers early one morning - and that was the highlight of our stay.
We nipped up the coast to Woolgoolga to check out the Buster shipwreck that had been exposed on the beach, due to the wild weather. And stumbled across a beach front caravan park when I took a wrong turn. It was glorious. No mud, just a few steps to the beach which was huge and wide with warm water (and a historic shipwreck). I booked on the spot and we abandoned the swamp at Moonee Beach the following morning.
And that's where you find us right now - Lakeside Holiday Park, Woolgoolga. Ironic name as there is no lake. Just a wide creek that flows into the sea.
Dick did a flying jump to catch a stick yesterday. His legs went out from under him and he landed square on his arse in the sand. He limped back to me and whimpered a bit - so I knew he'd done himself a mischief.
He's scraped all the skin off his a-hole and bruised his backside. He's been having salt baths in the sea (which must really sting) and some soothing gel on his unmentionables. I may need to whip him to the vets for antibiotics when they re-open on Monday.
Reason for vet visit: 'A red raw butthole'Læs mere
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- tirsdag den 3. maj 2022
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AustralienNambucca Heads Airport30°38’42” S 152°59’33” E
Nambucca Heads, NSW

This town is built on a steep cliff edge on the coast, and to be fair, it probably won't be there in 100yrs.
It's a lovely place to swim, kayak and snorkel, all of which we did. Well, Dick swam alongside me scaring all the fish away as I snorkelled. His legs look dead funny from underwater, when he swims! He was on his best behaviour in the kayak this time. I believe a lesson has been learned since Stanthorpe.
There's a beautiful lagoon that's been created where the river meets the sea and a big sandbank right in the middle. Perfect to kayak out to and swim and snorkel from there. Also an excellent way to avoid the plentiful 'No Dogs Allowed' signs, which don't apply to the ocean. I saw lots of fish 🐟 - one with a long blue nose which apparently is a Garfish.
We briefly visited the State Forest for some cycling one morning, but the tracks were almost vertical. Not for me. I have spent many years cultivating my arse to be this size.
Was sunbathing one morning outside the van when a paraglider cruised by so close, he could have knocked me hat off. We liked that caravan park, only one neighbour in a cabin and the staff weren't constantly spying on the guests, as with so many other places. There are so many 'Karens' who work at caravan parks. They literally come marching out the office first thing in the morning, looking for a fight with patrons, over the silliest things. Calm down, love.
I am also getting heartily tired of the additional Pet Contracts you are forced to sign at every caravan park in NSW. What is with all the rules?! I make sure I point out as I sign them that I haven't read a single word (as they're always rushing you out of the door) therefore making the contract null and void. The Karens on Reception always give you a blank, hostile stare as their indignant brains try to formulate a reply (at my back, sauntering out of the door).
We moved onto Kempsey Showgrounds for a few days, but their site was ankle deep in mud, so after raiding Bunnings and the Camping Store in the town, we promptly abandoned it for South West Rocks, which is where you find us now. We've got a waterfront spot on the Macleay River. The town and beach is a 10 minute jaunt along a path, so we'll rest here for a few days.Læs mere
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- tirsdag den 24. maj 2022 kl. 20.49
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AustralienTaree31°54’10” S 152°27’46” E
South West Rocks, Port Macquarie & Taree

South West Rocks was lovely. Quite breezy. Plenty of rain. Rocky, as the name suggests. We kayaked, cycled and I spent far too many dollars in the lovely boutique shops. I drove quite a way for the best snorkelling in the area where the water is 'crystal clear' said the brochure. Not so. Check the photos. Looked like the sewers.
Dick made his traditional weekly visit to the vets, this time because he'd squealed when I'd slapped his butt cheeks to get him moving one day. Given that he's usually mute, this was odd. She sent him for X-rays at Port Macquarie, with a query re a cracked pelvis after the fall on his arse in Woolgoolga. Jesus!
Free dog, anyone?
We were very lucky to be invited to lunch with Denise and Dennis in Kempsey, whom we met at chilly Glen Innes (of the modern Standing Stones fame). I should probably clarify, Dick was invited to lunch. I was merely the cheerful chauffeur. Dick makes far more friends than I do on our adventures. We often get invited to drinks at campsites and I quickly realise it was Dick they wanted to meet, not me. Literally, their faces fall if I saunter over without him and there is awkwardness until I release him from the van.
Anyway, thanks for having us D&D, that roast was glorious. I remembered as I drove away that I was going to take photos of you guys and the dog, outside your home. Silly me. And thanks for the cake. And the soup!
Your beautiful heritage house reminded me of home in Ye Olde Wiltshire.
Do you have any resident ghosts?
What was the name of that purple bird?
Is Dennis now blind after that ant bit him? Does he need a totally untrained, greedy, accident prone guide dog?
Got one going free.
Briefly whipped around Port Macquarie seeing the sights whilst the van and the dog had their respective services. The koala hospital was pretty cute. I sponsored one, whose name I've immediately forgotten. Let's call him Quentin.
We arrived at a very muddy, very wet Taree Showground, for Dick's formal assessment to become a service dog. It hasn't stopped raining since we've been here and it's officially getting me down.
Dick did his thing during his test; showed off his moves, leaned on and batted his eyelashes at Janine & Louise the assessors - who promptly fell in love with him. Loves the ladies, does Dick. So he's now an official trainee service dog, with his vest and ID to be delivered, allowing him access anywhere I go. Just his public access test to go once he's been through their program.
When we arrived at Taree, there was a fella holding an injured duckling, talking to the showground caretaker. His hands were covered in blood and he said a Butcher bird was attacking the duckling and the mother duck had ran away. The caretaker called the local wildlife people and I offered to look after the duckling until they arrived. She had a cat, so that wasn't going to end well.
There wasn't much hope for his survival, but that little duckling was the funniest little thing. He accepted Dick and I as his new family instantly and ran riot all over the van. We made him a little home with some food and a temporary bath which he loved, he pooped on my pillows and yelled his head off when we went for a quick walk and left him behind. He climbed all over me and fell asleep on my shoulder and in my hands.
Sadly, the wildlife people didn't arrive and Dave did not make it through the night. He had a little hole in his head and I'm surprised he lasted as long as he did. Rest in peace, little dude. We buried you by the treeline so you can keep an eye on your Mum and siblings. We thought you were the bravest little thing. You could have lived with us and become a service duck.
Now that Dick's formal engagements have been attended to, we're abandoning our broad travel plans of heading clockwise around Australia, and instead heading north away from the rain and towards the autumn / winter sun.
Specifically, we're heading for the Dinosaur Trail in Winton, QLD, to go and dig up some bones and fossick for gems in the gemfields. I'd like to see the stretch of coast between Yeppoon and Townsville. Then either the centre for Alice and Uluru or north to the WA coast, for the 'swim with whale sharks' season.
So, next stop, Tamworth!Læs mere

Rejsendedid no-one tell you that the sewer water is because of the tea trees? colour of tea😁🍮 it would have been like wearing sunnies. sorry about ducky dude, you could have trained him too😘
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- tirsdag den 31. maj 2022 kl. 21.27
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AustralienBingara29°51’51” S 150°34’40” E
Tamworth & Bingara, NSW

Tamworth was a delight after all the small country towns we've been to. Huge country town with all the shops AND UberEats ( 😍 ) the height of sophistication!
The caravan park was lovely, lots of space for the mutt to frolic about. He made lots of Cavoodle girlfriends but seemed to prefer a huge white Husky called Ghost. Well, I called him Ghost. I think his real name was Sarg. Which does not work for me so Ghost it is.
To the UK massive: I was today years old when I discovered the 'Travel Man' series with Richard Ayoade. I have binged all ten series and had to go for an eye test from staring at the telly for so long. Telly gold.
We moved on to Bingara yesterday. Just a quick stop here as we're keen to get back over the border into QLD. It's chuffin freezing in NSW. Queensland, I take it all back - I love you!
Bingara is right in the middle of the Fossicker's Way, a main road wending its way through gem fields and old mining towns. Bingara was a mining boom town of the 1800's, when gold, diamonds, sapphires and tin were found. The good stuff was pretty much gone by the 1900's, but the towns remain and struggle on.
There's an eery feeling at the Riverside Caravan Park in Bingara. No one talks to one another and the permanents completely ignore the caravanners. Initially, I wondered if they'd all abandoned the town and headed up north for some warmth. But I did spy two of them today doing some gardening, keeping their backs to the park the entire time, pointedly avoiding conversation.
In fact, the whole town seems to be full of slow, dull eyed droids with painfully nasal voices. It's really odd. I went to the local IGA for some groceries and it was like walking into a saloon bar in the old western movies, when everyone stops what they're doing to turn and look at you. If they had raised their nostrils to the air to sniff the new blood in town, I would not have been surprised.
Sidenote; they had a deli with home made stuff so I tried something I can't pronounce that seemed to be warm quiche with veggies. This was a mistake. I was very poorly later that night and the empty streets echoed with the sound of my stomach emptying itself, as I took the dog for a late night stroll.
Anyway, I set about googling the arse out of Bingara, wondering whether the town was built on an old Aboriginal settlement or cemetery - hence the ghost town feel.
And I'll be damned if I wasn't nearly right.
So, the park is on Copeton Dam Road. And under Copeton Dam itself are two villages, submerged under the cold, dark waters. When the area has droughts and the dam is at 4% or less, the remains of Copeton town (known as Boggy Camp) and Dasey Town are revealed, specifically their cemeteries. Some of the headstones and graves are perfectly preserved, despite being submerged for 100yrs. I wouldn't like to hazard a guess at their state beneath the silt and mud. I've attached some photos.
There was worse to come.
Just up the road at Myall Creek Station, one of Australia's worst massacres of Aboriginals occurred in 1838. Twenty eight Aboriginal men, women and children were murdered by twelve local station hands. The massacre is a harrowing reminder of early colonial violence and the only case, where most of the killers were tried and hanged.
It was a cold, premeditated murder. The victims were rounded up and most were decapitated. It would have taken a while, as the station hands only had two swords (and one gun with two bullets) between them. When the crime was reported by a squatter, the offenders burned the bodies and crudely swept the scene - although burnt bones were found a few days later, by a magistrate.
It is thought that similar massacres had been occurring all over Australia, as the early pioneers settled on land that had belonged to the Aboriginals for 60,000 yrs. As the newly arrived settlers spread out and grazed their sheep and cattle, the Indigenous fought back by killing the cattle and damaging their property. Remembering that Aboriginals were not given human rights until 1967, it was commonplace for parties of early white settlers to hunt and kill them, with impunity.
The locals have worked tirelessly for decades, to have a memorial dedicated to the Myall Creek Massacre. I went to see it today and it was a sobering experience. There's a podcast to listen to on your way around the walking track, lined with memorial stones, telling how it happened in the voices of the descendants of the original parties.
From memory, eleven of the twelve stationhands were rounded up and sent for trial. The ring leader, John Fleming, was hidden for two years by locals and never found or prosecuted, despite being identified as a wanted man. He lived into his 80's and later in life, sat on a town council, the board for the local school and unbelievably, was sworn in as a local magistrate. He married a local girl, raised a family and bought swathes of land in the area, close to the massacre site. He never offended again. Seven others were hanged for the murders. It was the first trial of its kind - and the first time that white men were punished for killing Aboriginals. It is believed that massacres of this kind continued until the early 1900's.
I'd have loved to have hung around and done some panning for gold and fossicking for sapphires, but northwards we must go before my fingers fall off from the bitter cold.
Off to Goondiwindi tomorrow - where Dick has been promised 5 acres to gallop about on and I have been promised a heated spa!
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- fredag den 10. juni 2022
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AustralienSwan Park23°8’5” S 150°44’37” E
Goondiwindi, Taroom & Yeppoon, QLD

After all that, Goondiwindi was a disappointment! I turned up in my togs for a dip in the thermal spring spa and it were that dirty, I instead spent five minutes marvelling at the diseases brewing in there, yet to be named. The dog loved the park though, there was a 5 acre paddock to gallop about in. The town is famous for cotton growing and processing. Which was a relief as I thought all the white stuff on the verges was used bog roll.
Taroom was a teeny weeny little rural village, but had excellent bike tracks behind the caravan park, that took you into town or to dams or disused railway lines. We were just there for a few days and helped the caretaker with some dog training.
We moved on to Biloela and the less said about that town the better. The caravan park was on an industrial estate and the town has seen better days. There's a general feeling of hopelessness and despair. The locals had faces that spoke of a long, hard life. It should be twinned with Grimsby in the UK, reputed to be the most miserable town to live in.
Our next town was Yeppoon, and that put us properly back on track heading northwards on the lap of Aus. We have been moving on at quite a pace to get here. We stayed just outside the town at Island View Caravan Park, Kinka Beach. It was lovely. Very tidal. It took a few hours to walk out at low tide to the sea.
There was a fresh water creek that ran out from under the main road to the sea that had created a shallow channel along the beach. So I tried an experiment one day to see whether, instead of wasting time using my dumpy little legs to walk out, whether if I simply laid down, the creek would take me out to sea. This exercise was not overly successful, mainly due to the size of my arse. My stomach hurt from laughing and Dick tried to save me several times, thinking I must be drowning in four inches of water.
We did some 4WDing along the beach and Dick spent his days chasing balls and pestering the swarms of blue Soldier crabs.
The access road onto the 4WD beach was similar to that at Goolwa Beach, SA, where Helga, Channi & I used to go 'surfing' (dicking about) i.e. it had deep sand and huge ruts.
I saw several folk get stuck and had to be winched out and was debating whether to bother as the Pajero is not at its best in deep sand. I let the tyres down as far as I dared and was pleasantly surprised to be able to cruise along smoothly, instead of needing to gun it as the locals were doing. One other solo female 4WDer stopped for a chat and it turns out they were all too lazy to let their tyres down, hence they were getting stuck. Silly billies.
There were street markets, noodle bars and boutique shops in Yeppoon, so we were in heaven. Dick loves a street market as there is usually food.
The small coastal town of Emu Park was 10 minutes in the other direction and it was beautiful. Lots of history, gorgeous coast, emus made out of metal that held all the info signs. And a cute little museum with some very attentive volunteers. All the families from the bigger towns nearby used to pack onto the old stream train earlier in the century with a special ticket issued for public holidays and have a lovely day out at the beach - the photos of this were very sweet.
We met lots of different folk here, including a seemingly sane lady on the beach who was keen to chat. It became apparent after a minute or two that was she was actually quite mental. After assuring her I would give up dairy and tomatoes (as they were making me fat) and become vegan, we made our escape and took the scenic way back to avoid bumping into her again. And enjoyed steak for dinner.
It seems my shit magnet is still working.Læs mere

Well, that's better🧓 Biloela is best left as a place to drive through, lots of rural folks doing it hard after the drought, if you like it, great, good on you. It's a lifestyle and rural folks can be wonderful. Glad you're back on the coast, Yeppoon is much more your style😘. I can imagine Dick with the soldier crabs, and you floating in 4" of water! I would have laughed too, not even deep enough for your ski? Gotta float on top and not hit the bottom😂😂. There are a lot of us crazies out there, they just seem to gravitate, don't they. You a vegan? 🙃😂. Stuff it, enjoy who you are, you deserve a great life my friend 🧓🥰🥰 [Susan]
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- fredag den 24. juni 2022
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AustralienSarina21°25’33” S 149°13’12” E
Sarina, Mackay & Finch Hatton, QLD

And so with this footprint, you are finally up to speed.
We are now in the sugar cane districts and it is sugarcane harvesting season. I did a tour of the Sugar Mill in Sarina and was rather impressed. Mostly with how clean an industry it is using mainly water and steam, but also how many useful by-products come out of the process; cane tops and molasses are used as cattle feed, bagasse as bio-fuel for the sugar cane mills and feed manufacture, and finally, filter muds that are given back to the farmer to fertilise and improve the soil on his or her fields.
We tasted the raw cane, the molasses, some candy floss (they call it fairy floss here), and some liquors and ginger beers they produce on site. As a pre-diabetic, I had the best time at the Sugar Mill. With lashings of ginger beer, hurrah! Famous Five at The Sugar Mill?
I woke up one morning and my eyes were swollen and sealed shut. When I tried to open them, they streamed with tears and I were proper snotty. Stumbled to the pharmacy and asked what was wrong with me. They put it down to the sugarcane fields being in flower which, if you're not local, can cause your histamine levels to spack out. I took an antihistamine, it cleared up within an hour or two and despite still being surrounded by sugar cane fields three weeks later, I've not had another reaction since. Weird.
The only thing I've ever been allergic to are some Angora Guinea Pigs I once cuddled and rubbed my face in. That landed me in A&E but I got the day off work which was cool. I also had a huge needle in my arse, which was not cool. The nurses thought my colleague had sprayed me with CS spray when I was escorted in with my eyelids turning inside out. We were the only police response car available but had been skiving off having a cup of tea and admiring my colleague's petting zoo. Meh heh.
I've been wondering lately whether Dick might be lonely or in need of some company. I had a chat with a local breeder and we got to look after 'Dave' the Dachshund puppy for a few days, as a trial. That little dude lit up my life! The cutest, sweetest, most loving, adorable little man I've ever met.
Dick however, was not so impressed. He saw no reason why he had to share his mother or his food or his toys and made it quite clear in his own gentle, quiet way that he did not need any company. I was sitting quietly one evening when Dick strolled out from behind the van - with Dave dangling from his tummy, latched on and determined to not let Dick leave him behind. I gently unlatched Dave and rang Sue the next day. Most dogs would not have tolerated that. Good boy, Big D.
I reluctantly handed Little D back to lovely Sue, the breeder. That little dude had a blast with us. He adored Dick, followed him everywhere and used him as his personal warm pillow. I shall miss him dearly. Dick gathered all his toys together and rested his head on them with a big, satisfied sigh that he no longer had to share.
I saw some Duck-Billed Playpus at Finch Hatton and the Gorge was amazing. Which is interesting as I remember being taught at school in England - that they were extinct!
The showgrounds were at the bottom of gorgoeus mountains, covered in cloud each morning. Nowt much else to do though and no mobile reception, which makes for long, dull evenings so we reluctantly headed back into civilisation.Læs mere

Rejsendewell unlike Dick, I think little D is just gorgeous. are you sure big Dick wouldn't have got to get on?

RejsendeMuch as I was in love with Little D, Big D has to come first and he told me in every way he could, that another little man around the place was not on. I might try him with a little girl once we're settled perhaps
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AustralienFinch Hatton Creek21°8’18” S 148°37’55” E
Pause and reflect, Finch Hatton

I'll be honest, this episode should be titled 'A Massive Flipping Whinge'.
So, it's been a while, eh?!
I genuinely thought you'd all lost interest so I wasn't motivated to continue the blog as regularly, due to the lack of engagement. Thanks to all you legends who have nudged me for an update, it warms the cockles of my heart!
Looking back, the last comment on the Facebook blog was an opinion posted publicly that I was 'spending far too much time alone'. At best, thoughtless. At worst, malicious.
You are never alone when you live with a hound. I'd far rather share my 7 metres of living space with him, than any human I've known. He is better at security and protection than any cop I worked with in twenty years of service. Even if his own farts do scare him, he is more useful than any human on this trip. And so, that person has since been booted off to spread their malice elsewhere.
If I'm not feeling the love, I don't write.
And this space - is my space. A positive space for me to look back on, in years to come to see where we went, what we did, who we met and who was interested and engaged with our journey.
I've been dwelling on family recently. Mine is a little complicated, so typically not a soothing experience. But a few comments have been dropped that a visit is overdue.
The journey between Australia and England is utter misery. In duration, one way, flying hours can be from 23hrs to 45hrs in length. It can be two or three flights, one of which will be 14hrs, which is torture to those who only sleep 5 or 6 hours each night. The stop overs are anything from 1hr to 7hrs. You can't go outside to breathe the fresh air. You are stuck in foreign airports without the correct currency to buy anything or risk using your bank cards and being financially raped in exchange rates. You have to pay for a comfy seat, lounge or 'pod' to doze in. You don't get to shower for 48hrs or more. Ugh.
My sinuses are so sore from breathing the recirculated air on the plane that they are killing me about 2hrs in to the flight. I have nosebleeds for a several days afterwards. The seats are cramped, the movies are old and dull, the headphones fall off, the food is awful and you don't want to eat it for fear of having to use the horrendous airplane loos. The jet lag is insane and knocks you sideways for days. And then you have all of that to look forward to, on the way back to Australia!
It does make me chuckle when the pilot says "Welcome home" as we taxi into Heathrow, London. But depressing when you see the grey hues of England again, after the blue skies, the turquoise waters, the red dust of the outback - the amazing colours of Australia. We have so much space to spread out. We are often the only ones on the beautiful beaches (the others were breakfast for the White Pointers).
England is grey. It is cold. It is usually raining. Traffic is so congested. You have to pay a fortune to park anywhere, IF you can find a park. It takes ages to get anywhere. Everything is so damn expensive.
Do you remember the scene in Wonder Woman when they sail into a grey London port and she's really unimpressed after the beauty of the Amazon Isles? It's the only photo on this episode. "It's hideous!" She says. And she's not wrong. Not once you've seen what the rest of the world has to offer.
Inhabitants of England don't really like to go anywhere much. Undoubtedly due to all the above. An Englishman's home is his castle and that is where you will spend all of your time when back in Blighty, in other folks homes - because it's too much hassle and expense to go anywhere. It's a very different mindset to Australia where it's all about camping, nature, exploring the natural beauty of the coast or the outback. Road trips are an adventure and fun with lots of things to see, do and explore. Plus eating out costs the same as groceries from the supermarket, so funk it, let's eat out tonight!
If you're visiting England, you don't have a car. You can't really use your phone or the Optus / Telstra roaming rates will cripple you on your return. Trying to round up the folks you want to see whilst you're back, is a major mission. Prying the reluctant English folk from their warm, comfy homes to see you for an hour in the rain and the cold, is exhausting!
And when you do coax them out, you'll hear the following an awful lot and have to pretend to be amused: "Oh I couldn't live in Australia. Too many snakes / spiders / scorpions / sharks / jellyfish / crocodiles." Yup, there are. You'll rarely encounter them but safer to be a pussy and stay at home watching telly, never experiencing anything. Or "Too hot for me". Yup. Can be. That's why aircon was invented. Have you experienced Tasmania or SA or the snowfields of Victoria in the winter? You won't need to pack the budgie smugglers.
So! In light of all that, should I return to England this year?
Of course I should. I miss those a'holes dearly.Læs mere
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- mandag den 11. juli 2022
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AustralienAirlie Bay20°16’10” S 148°43’5” E
Airlie Beach, Proserpine & Bowen, QLD

Airlie Beach: beautiful, manicured, fantastic noodle bar - but far too busy. The go to holiday location if you like jet skis and have 18 children - plus paid parking. The horror. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Proserpine: little regional town that is only on the map as it's the turn off to Airlie. They've even sold their showgrounds to a private owner and closed the gates to the public. Rubbish. Nice golf course that Dick enjoyed having a poop on 💩 😎 that's what we think of you, Prossie!
Bowen: very pretty, coastal, full of crocs. (The reptile, not the ugly shoe) Terrible caravan park. Great Sunday markets, got some cute silver turtle earrings. Risked being eaten by crocs and did some snorkelling at Horseshoe Bay, but despite the beautiful blue water, the visibility was shocking. Something to do with 800 fishermen chucking guts into the water around me as I snorkelled, I suspect. Rude.
Took a quick trip to A&E courtesy of a suspected migraine and some bad salami that tricked the paramedics into thinking I was having a stroke. We had a jolly 10min blue light ambo ride, gaily singing nursery rhymes with the paramedics, waving my arms above my head and having to grin insanely every 2 minutes to prove this was not the case. And a glorious rendition of 'Over The Rainbow' it was too, harmonies and all. CT scan was clear, bloods must have been clear as they didn't call - had a massive spew within the hour and immediately felt better. I shall never be able to look salami in the eye again, without dry heaving.
I did have an eye test recently, I'm far sighted so I struggle to focus when I look up from a screen or a book. They suggested a minor prescription and I'd waved it off, thinking I'd be fine. Rang them today and parted with $680. I can't see me wearing them much, but I don't want another migraine, I thought I was dying!
This getting old malarkey is rubbish!Læs mere

Told you before, getting old sucks🧓😂. Airlie was getting commercial years ago. Too many tourists, Agnes will become similar. So glad you are ok now, you'll be right mate. Your healing tea will catch up soon🥰 [Susan]

RejsendeI hope Dick had his ears plastered down tight ..... using him for croc bait, sure you don't want to come and live with me Dick
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- onsdag den 20. juli 2022
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AustralienBurdekin19°45’8” S 147°35’45” E
Funny Dunny Campground, Wunjunga QLD

Thought we'd try one night off grid free camping, to see how we coped and what worked without power.
The answer was: nothing. Nothing of use works without being plugged into mains.
Aircon? No.
Fans? No.
Microwave? No
Hair straightners? No
Phone? No
WiFi? Don't make me laugh
TV? Only if there's TV reception. So, no.
Loo flush? No. Needs power, apparently!
There was also nothing funny about the dunny. It was a smelly long drop loo. *retch
We did get to try out the new generator, which makes everything works. Noisy. Smelly. Unsocial.
Off grid camping not for us then!
We tried.Læs mere
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- mandag den 25. juli 2022
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AustralienRavenswood20°6’30” S 146°53’55” E
Ayr & Ravenswood, QLD

We liked Ayr. Small, pretty coastal town. We stayed at Alva Tourist Park on the beach.
The area is famous for the SS Yongala shipwreck, one of the world's top scuba dive sites. Given that I can barely snorkel without drowning, a visit to the wreck was not to be. But we had our own fun pootling about annoying the fishermen and dicing with death by swimming in the crocodile infested shallows.
The cute little town of Ravenswood was...something else. Like something put of the wild west. We couldn't find any space anywhere in Townsville to stay, which was due to be our next stop, so thought we'd head west for a week and explore the old mining towns. We opted to stay at the rough and ready showgrounds, not realising there was a posh new caravan park up the road with actual phone signal and the occasional welcome sight of 3G.
3G! Lol.
We spent days searching for an elusive white peacock, there were several wild flocks knocking about. We scrabbled about trying to find a large gold nugget that the locals (and huge commercial gold mine) may have missed. Alas, it was not to be.
The town has already been relocated once, to accommodate the gold mine. The walls of the new mine tower over this little village and it looks like they'll have to be relocated again.
Went to visit the cemetery that had also been relocated, and was also now precariously hanging over the edge of the new mine - the stories were fascinating. They've made a macabre, tourist thing of their heritage cemetery due to the wide variety of novel ways, folk have died there.
There was a large chain on a couple of graves. Miners in the 1800s were using it for...something I don't recall, when one was struck by lightning which in turn killed all who were hanging onto the chain.
The mining widows used to hang out in the cemetery and natter, their stories were printed on info boards.
Genuinely the most fun you can have at a cemetery!Læs mere
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