Adventures with Jaime & Dick

February 2022 - April 2023
"Fleeing the tropical North and searching for the line where the sweat stops rolling down your butt crack. Aiming to set up camp just south of that line." Read more
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  • Day 42

    Glen Innes, New South Wales

    April 1, 2022 in Australia ⋅ ⛅ 18 °C

    'Twas a long and bumpy road over the border to New South Wales, but we made it safe and sound.

    We stopped at Fossicker's Park for two nights, whilst I checked out the local showgrounds. That park was tiny, the sites very small. Nowhere for Dick to have a gallop. But the showgrounds! Beautiful, huge, grassy sites. Space galore for the mutt and best of all - no neighbours! So we moved here this morning, bright and early and have been mooching about, setting up, exploring and enjoying the sunshine since.

    Took Dick for a cycle about the grounds and around the oval and he showed his delight by yelling his head off with excitement. That's the most noise he's made in his whole life, so I'm pleased we don't have neighbours. Gets very excited about the bike, does Dick.

    Shall I tell you what else he likes? Rolling in all the horse poo. Then eating it. Gross. And there was a horse show here recently, so there's plenty of it. I found a dog wash in town yesterday, one of the DIY ones, and he was smelling glorious. But alas, no longer. He'll be having another one of those washes before we leave.

    We've been to see the Standing Stones of Glen Innes, the No 1 top attraction here. Perhaps I've been spoiled growing up next to Stonehenge, as it wasn't all that impressive. You could carbon date the stones to last Tuesday, they're so new.

    They've gone with the stones being a clock theory here, with the winter and summer solstice marked out against the opposing stones and some blurb stating definitively that is their purpose.

    I'm not sure that the archaeologists of Stonehenge are clinging to that theory so much these days, with their recent digs. Not now they've found burials under the main sarsen stones and connecting sites in neighbouring Durrington Walls along the river, with procession stones, long and round barrow graves, and Woodhenge inbetween.

    And before Woodhenge, there was Strawhenge. Until one day, a Big Bad Wolf came and blew it all down.
    (For the Eddie Izzard fans)

    The last documentary I saw about the most recent excavations at the Henge, they were swinging more towards it being a journey from birth to death; with the birth / christening occurring by the river in Durrington Walls, and the final procession up to Stonehenge for burial, for the important folks.
    More ceremonial, than clock.
    I suppose we'll never know for certain.

    We've got the local markets tomorrow morning then the Old Glen Innes to Grafton track to do on Sunday or Monday. It was the old coaching road for the bullock drays, with tunnels dug out by hand, a gold mining ghost town, graffiti from the 1800s, smugglers caves, war memorials, fire tracks, lookouts and five rivers to choose from, for a swim or a paddle.

    Apparently this 4WD track is washed out in several places from the floods and there was a landslide a few days ago, so I have high hopes it will be an excellent 4WD adventure!

    **EDIT** I've copied this blog over to Facebook under the page 'Adventures with Jaime & Dick' for those who prefer fb. That page is a direct copy of this blog.

    Here is the link:

    https://www.facebook.com/JaimeandDick/
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  • Day 47

    The Old Grafton Road 4WD track

    April 6, 2022 in Australia ⋅ ⛅ 18 °C

    I have been four wheel driving my entire adult life. And have had plenty of courses whilst in the Police.
    It is always fun.
    It is always challenging.
    It is always interesting to push the limits of what the car can do.

    But not today. Today, I bricked it and found myself stuck at the top of a cliff on Tommy's Rock Trail in Diehard, NSW, a 4km 4WD only track, off the Old Grafton Road.

    The sign at the bottom indicated the track was open. It mentioned it was a steep climb up to a cliff top and to supervise kids.

    It did not mention that the track has a clay base, turning this narrow, rutted, washed out trail into an ice skating rink - that followed the cliff edge all the way up to the top, with just a couple of feet between the edge of the trail and an 800m drop into a gorge.

    It did not mention that there were several trees down across the track, causing you to put your tyres within centimetres of the edge of the track and the 800m drop.

    It did not mention that there were three feet deep ruts caused by the recent rains, meaning I had to try and blindly straddle them all the way to the top - given that the nose of the 4WD was pointing skywards and you can't see the track. If a tyre fell in to one of these ruts, I probably would not be getting out of it on my own.

    It did not mention the steep, hairpin bends at the edge of the Gorge, where the camber of the track would have you falling to your death, with only a couple of feet of muddy track as margin for error, or slippage.

    It also did not mention that once you were halfway up, there was nowhere safe to turn around. You were committed until you reach the top.

    If the sign had mentioned any of that, I would not have attempted it! But, fool that I am, up I went. The bottom section was fun but challenging, and there was not a huge drop. But then I began getting increasingly concerned that we were not going to make it down alive.

    The Pajero performed brilliantly. Other than one little moment of struggling for grip on the apex of one of the steepest hairpin bends going up, that car did not put a foot wrong.

    That was probably down to the Goodyear Wrangler Duratrac tyres I had put on 3yrs ago. Top of the range 4WD tyres, 70/30 road / off road, big knobbly tyres that have excellent grip in the wet, mud and sand. However, they were down to the last 5000 kilometres of tread and I had planned on changing them in the next few weeks. Lord, did I wish in that moment that I had just changed them over early!

    And as we had already driven down a very steep, windy road into the Gorge, the brakes were already hot and smelly. So, I found myself idly wondering whether Mitsibishi had changed the brake pads and discs during the last service...to ensure we had enough brake pad left to get down. (The answer was no, I found out later. This next service will be an expensive one).

    Scary stuff. We got to the top, where there was a very small parking area on the cliff top. Perhaps room for three cars. I did not meet anyone else on the way up or down.
    I wonder why?!

    I didn't even go to the look out area. Dick was so happy to be out of the car, he was twanging about like bouncy ball and I was slightly concerned he was going to bound over the edge of the cliff. I'll attach a photo below of what it, apparently, looks like!

    There was no phone signal anywhere along the entirely of the Old Grafton Road, which takes four hours to do, then another two hours to drive back to Glen Innes along the highway. But I somehow found a smidge of signal at the very top, and sent a message to Julie, the caretakers of the Showgrounds where I was staying. It seemed sensible at the time, given that I hadn't told anyone where I was going. I sent something along the lines of "Stuck at the top of Tommy's Rock Trail and bricking it that I won't get down. If I'm not back by 5pm, the car has fallen off the cliff"

    Cue Julie ringing the SES and emergency services, as she knows that track well. She had been a front seat passenger a few years back, and physically threw up when they got to the top, it had frightened her so much.

    As you can imagine, I really wasn't thinking about taking photos and most of the time, the track was too steep for the handbrake to hold the car, or I was gripping the steering wheel for dear life. I think I managed one at the bottom, one at the top and one about a third of the way down, on one of the only flat areas you can safely stop. So some of the photos below are screenshots from YouTube, where full time adventurers have done the track (in the dry).

    The gold mining ghost town of Dalmorton was amazing. The scenery was amazing. The rock falls and land slides were amazing, the volume in all of the five rivers was eye popping. The graffiti from the 1800s in the old tunnel was cool as.

    I had a great deal of explaining to do to the police and State Emergency Service (SES) when I finally got back at 7pm!

    Lol.

    What a great adventure!

    Just off to Goodyear to change some tyres.
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  • Day 53

    Grafton, New South Wales

    April 12, 2022 in Australia ⋅ ⛅ 21 °C

    We only came here to get the car serviced.

    The fellas at Mitsubishi found a bush rat camped under the chassis of the Paj! He had made himself a Rat Palace under there. He was duly evicted by way of the pressure washer. Sorry Roland! 🐀

    Anyway, Grafton. What a dump. Rife with miserable, dodgy folk.

    We've already left for the beachside town of Iluka.
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  • Day 57

    Iluka, Northern NSW

    April 16, 2022 in Australia ⋅ ⛅ 20 °C

    We like Iluka. There's not much here, just a beach and a pub really. Much less than Agnes Water had to offer, with hindsight. But we like it.

    Dick is loving being back by the ocean again. He is not loving the car, however, and we've been to the vet for some car sickness tablets. *sigh

    We love the wildlife on our doorstep. There's a family of four Kookaburras that visit early each morning, looking for worms and snails, of which there are plenty as it doesn't stop raining for long.

    It is crowded at this park, due to Easter. Lots of noisy kids and stressed parents. Don't think I missed out there by not having any. I thought this would be very annoying, but I actually quite like the fact that the campsite is alive with the laughter and folk enjoying themselves, past 9pm. Usually, everything goes silent once the sun sets at six, and I find that a bit eery. And dull! It is impossible to whisper at the dog for 14hrs and not laugh at the telly.

    I've been entertaining myself whilst it's been raining, by leaving a 1 star review for a caravan park I was going to book, until I saw their over zealous, abundant and impossible dog rules. And the fines they believe they are entitled to charge you, if you don't adhere to them. It is evident they did not obtain legal advice, before publishing those. I'd love to see them challenged at Magistrates Court. They'd be a laughing stock. The rules include charging extra per night for each dog and apparently, you must tell your dog not to pee or poop, until it is off their grounds.

    Dick is trained not to eliminate whilst on leash, so this is easy for us. But he has been raised by a dog trainer and has had intensive training his entire life. This is not achievable for the average family dog. And therefore, glorious 1 star review bait!

    Parks should know why they are losing business, and it should be made public. I have given them the opportunity to publicly justify these extra fees (that no one else charges) and explain their ridiculous rules (that no one else imposes). Or just admit that they don't actually want dogs at their park and are only allowing dogs to claim the 'Pet Friendly' banner that gives them extra credit and priority in Google listings.

    Do you think they'll post a polite, professional reply answering those questions and justifying their extra charges, as all businesses should? Perhaps they might mention that they provide extra facilities for dogs or have built them a fenced park that cost X amount of dollars? So that others may read their response to the review and think "This business is run by professionals, I will spend my hard earned dollars here".

    Of course not, they're Australian! Therefore, cattiness, pettiness and presumptions they are in no position to make, was their go to favoured response. And gloriously, the Manager 'Billy-Bob Two-Toes' who is usually eminently unqualified to run a business, will publicly publish such a reply for the world to read, and instantly form a bad impression of the management of the park.

    We're supposed to be heading for Minnie Water next week, but they don't seem to be on top of their admin, and haven't confirmed the booking yet.

    Who knows where we'll end up!
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  • Day 60

    Minnie Water, NSW

    April 19, 2022 in Australia ⋅ ☀️ 22 °C

    Definitely getting into the rhythm of packing up / setting up now on our travel days. It doesn't take long to get the inside of the van ready, and about an hour for the external stuff; dump point, cables / hoses, awning, hitching up etc.

    We enjoyed Iluka, except perhaps the final 10 minutes. The caravan park is poorly laid out, so the moment you decide to start hitching up, you block your entire row from driving out. I had checked before starting, but no one looked ready to go, or I'd have waited. Then, just as I was committed and had the van on the tow hitch and the legs away, some twonk chose to pull out of his bay, drive up, and make a point of sitting as close as he could, waiting impatiently.

    I took some small joy in waving merrily then taking my own sweet time hitching up. Oh dear, the 12 pin plug doesn't seem to be connected properly! Better get the mat out and have a good fiddle around with that for ten minutes. Better triple check the lights are working properly! Oops, left the handbrake on, better get out and fiddle about with that for a few minutes!

    Do you think it occurred to them to get out and help? Even just to speed things up?
    Of course not. Better to sit there impatiently, scowling and tutting. Aussies! Passive aggressive art thou.

    Gave Dick his car sickness tablets this morning, with high hopes. And squirted his Adaptil spray on his travelling towel, full of feel good, calming pheromones. Zero effect. $150 up the spout.

    We'll tick car sickness off the list and look into anti anxiety meds for the car next. There's a product out there called 'My Doggy Weed' which is just herbs (legal ones) that have a calming effect. Might have some explaining to do if we get stopped by the Police. Or perhaps might try Rescue Remedy for humans, if they sell it over here? That's worked well on dogs I've had in the past for the show ring.

    We love Minnie Water, so far. Tanya at Reception switched our sites last minute, aswell as giving us over a $100 discount on our original quote. Our site is spectacular, I think we're in the unpowered camping section right next to the pool, but we have a power pole. There's space for five sites, but we have it all to ourselves, as the hordes left this morning.

    Now if I could just cut the legs off the screaming children running circuits around the pool - life would be sweet! 😎
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  • Day 71

    Wooli, Moonee Beach & Woolgoolga

    April 30, 2022 in Australia ⋅ 🌧 20 °C

    9wks in and am getting lazy - you're getting three towns in one footnote.

    Wooli (pronounced Wool-eye) is just up the road from Minnie Water. We went there for the dawn service at 5am for Anzac Day. Was a bit pants as we were stuck down the back and couldn't see or hear the service. But we could hear the Last Post ringing out across the sea, which gave me chills.
    We will remember them.

    We buggered off down the beach once the service was over and caught the sunrise, was pretty special. Lovely area, where the river meets the sea.

    We had high hopes when we moved on to Moonee Beach. The caravan park was 5 stars with rave reviews about how dog friendly it was, how great the area was and how close it was to the beach.

    And the big town of Coffs Harbour is ten minutes down the road, with all the big shops I needed for various bits and bobs. I'm thinking of getting a portable washing machine, as I'm spending a small fortune on park laundries. Which are notoriously rubbish with old top loaders, manufactured in eighteen eleventy three. Clothes come out dirtier that they went in and it's ruined several new white shirts. But the portable machines are pretty weighty and quite large, don't think I've got the space or weight left for one.

    Well, Reflections Holiday Park at Moonee Beach were rubbish. Not dog friendly, just dog tolerant. The site was a swamp, ankle deep in mud. The car and the van are now filthy. The 'beach' was in fact the estuary, it was a good 20 minute walk to the actual beach, across ridged hard sand that killed the feet and several swims through permanent trenches in the sand, caused by the tide.

    We nearly stepped on a sleeping stingray whilst wading across to the beach to watch the surfers early one morning - and that was the highlight of our stay.

    We nipped up the coast to Woolgoolga to check out the Buster shipwreck that had been exposed on the beach, due to the wild weather. And stumbled across a beach front caravan park when I took a wrong turn. It was glorious. No mud, just a few steps to the beach which was huge and wide with warm water (and a historic shipwreck). I booked on the spot and we abandoned the swamp at Moonee Beach the following morning.

    And that's where you find us right now - Lakeside Holiday Park, Woolgoolga. Ironic name as there is no lake. Just a wide creek that flows into the sea.

    Dick did a flying jump to catch a stick yesterday. His legs went out from under him and he landed square on his arse in the sand. He limped back to me and whimpered a bit - so I knew he'd done himself a mischief.

    He's scraped all the skin off his a-hole and bruised his backside. He's been having salt baths in the sea (which must really sting) and some soothing gel on his unmentionables. I may need to whip him to the vets for antibiotics when they re-open on Monday.

    Reason for vet visit: 'A red raw butthole'
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  • Day 74

    Nambucca Heads, NSW

    May 3, 2022 in Australia ⋅ ☀️ 22 °C

    This town is built on a steep cliff edge on the coast, and to be fair, it probably won't be there in 100yrs.

    It's a lovely place to swim, kayak and snorkel, all of which we did. Well, Dick swam alongside me scaring all the fish away as I snorkelled. His legs look dead funny from underwater, when he swims! He was on his best behaviour in the kayak this time. I believe a lesson has been learned since Stanthorpe.

    There's a beautiful lagoon that's been created where the river meets the sea and a big sandbank right in the middle. Perfect to kayak out to and swim and snorkel from there. Also an excellent way to avoid the plentiful 'No Dogs Allowed' signs, which don't apply to the ocean. I saw lots of fish 🐟 - one with a long blue nose which apparently is a Garfish.

    We briefly visited the State Forest for some cycling one morning, but the tracks were almost vertical. Not for me. I have spent many years cultivating my arse to be this size.

    Was sunbathing one morning outside the van when a paraglider cruised by so close, he could have knocked me hat off. We liked that caravan park, only one neighbour in a cabin and the staff weren't constantly spying on the guests, as with so many other places. There are so many 'Karens' who work at caravan parks. They literally come marching out the office first thing in the morning, looking for a fight with patrons, over the silliest things. Calm down, love.

    I am also getting heartily tired of the additional Pet Contracts you are forced to sign at every caravan park in NSW. What is with all the rules?! I make sure I point out as I sign them that I haven't read a single word (as they're always rushing you out of the door) therefore making the contract null and void. The Karens on Reception always give you a blank, hostile stare as their indignant brains try to formulate a reply (at my back, sauntering out of the door).

    We moved onto Kempsey Showgrounds for a few days, but their site was ankle deep in mud, so after raiding Bunnings and the Camping Store in the town, we promptly abandoned it for South West Rocks, which is where you find us now. We've got a waterfront spot on the Macleay River. The town and beach is a 10 minute jaunt along a path, so we'll rest here for a few days.
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  • Day 95

    South West Rocks, Port Macquarie & Taree

    May 24, 2022 in Australia ⋅ 🌧 13 °C

    South West Rocks was lovely. Quite breezy. Plenty of rain. Rocky, as the name suggests. We kayaked, cycled and I spent far too many dollars in the lovely boutique shops. I drove quite a way for the best snorkelling in the area where the water is 'crystal clear' said the brochure. Not so. Check the photos. Looked like the sewers.

    Dick made his traditional weekly visit to the vets, this time because he'd squealed when I'd slapped his butt cheeks to get him moving one day. Given that he's usually mute, this was odd. She sent him for X-rays at Port Macquarie, with a query re a cracked pelvis after the fall on his arse in Woolgoolga. Jesus!
    Free dog, anyone?

    We were very lucky to be invited to lunch with Denise and Dennis in Kempsey, whom we met at chilly Glen Innes (of the modern Standing Stones fame). I should probably clarify, Dick was invited to lunch. I was merely the cheerful chauffeur. Dick makes far more friends than I do on our adventures. We often get invited to drinks at campsites and I quickly realise it was Dick they wanted to meet, not me. Literally, their faces fall if I saunter over without him and there is awkwardness until I release him from the van.

    Anyway, thanks for having us D&D, that roast was glorious. I remembered as I drove away that I was going to take photos of you guys and the dog, outside your home. Silly me. And thanks for the cake. And the soup!
    Your beautiful heritage house reminded me of home in Ye Olde Wiltshire.
    Do you have any resident ghosts?
    What was the name of that purple bird?
    Is Dennis now blind after that ant bit him? Does he need a totally untrained, greedy, accident prone guide dog?
    Got one going free.

    Briefly whipped around Port Macquarie seeing the sights whilst the van and the dog had their respective services. The koala hospital was pretty cute. I sponsored one, whose name I've immediately forgotten. Let's call him Quentin.

    We arrived at a very muddy, very wet Taree Showground, for Dick's formal assessment to become a service dog. It hasn't stopped raining since we've been here and it's officially getting me down.

    Dick did his thing during his test; showed off his moves, leaned on and batted his eyelashes at Janine & Louise the assessors - who promptly fell in love with him. Loves the ladies, does Dick. So he's now an official trainee service dog, with his vest and ID to be delivered, allowing him access anywhere I go. Just his public access test to go once he's been through their program.

    When we arrived at Taree, there was a fella holding an injured duckling, talking to the showground caretaker. His hands were covered in blood and he said a Butcher bird was attacking the duckling and the mother duck had ran away. The caretaker called the local wildlife people and I offered to look after the duckling until they arrived. She had a cat, so that wasn't going to end well.

    There wasn't much hope for his survival, but that little duckling was the funniest little thing. He accepted Dick and I as his new family instantly and ran riot all over the van. We made him a little home with some food and a temporary bath which he loved, he pooped on my pillows and yelled his head off when we went for a quick walk and left him behind. He climbed all over me and fell asleep on my shoulder and in my hands.

    Sadly, the wildlife people didn't arrive and Dave did not make it through the night. He had a little hole in his head and I'm surprised he lasted as long as he did. Rest in peace, little dude. We buried you by the treeline so you can keep an eye on your Mum and siblings. We thought you were the bravest little thing. You could have lived with us and become a service duck.

    Now that Dick's formal engagements have been attended to, we're abandoning our broad travel plans of heading clockwise around Australia, and instead heading north away from the rain and towards the autumn / winter sun.

    Specifically, we're heading for the Dinosaur Trail in Winton, QLD, to go and dig up some bones and fossick for gems in the gemfields. I'd like to see the stretch of coast between Yeppoon and Townsville. Then either the centre for Alice and Uluru or north to the WA coast, for the 'swim with whale sharks' season.

    So, next stop, Tamworth!
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  • Day 102

    Tamworth & Bingara, NSW

    May 31, 2022 in Australia ⋅ ⛅ 11 °C

    Tamworth was a delight after all the small country towns we've been to. Huge country town with all the shops AND UberEats ( 😍 ) the height of sophistication!

    The caravan park was lovely, lots of space for the mutt to frolic about. He made lots of Cavoodle girlfriends but seemed to prefer a huge white Husky called Ghost. Well, I called him Ghost. I think his real name was Sarg. Which does not work for me so Ghost it is.

    To the UK massive: I was today years old when I discovered the 'Travel Man' series with Richard Ayoade. I have binged all ten series and had to go for an eye test from staring at the telly for so long. Telly gold.

    We moved on to Bingara yesterday. Just a quick stop here as we're keen to get back over the border into QLD. It's chuffin freezing in NSW. Queensland, I take it all back - I love you!

    Bingara is right in the middle of the Fossicker's Way, a main road wending its way through gem fields and old mining towns. Bingara was a mining boom town of the 1800's, when gold, diamonds, sapphires and tin were found. The good stuff was pretty much gone by the 1900's, but the towns remain and struggle on.

    There's an eery feeling at the Riverside Caravan Park in Bingara. No one talks to one another and the permanents completely ignore the caravanners. Initially, I wondered if they'd all abandoned the town and headed up north for some warmth. But I did spy two of them today doing some gardening, keeping their backs to the park the entire time, pointedly avoiding conversation.

    In fact, the whole town seems to be full of slow, dull eyed droids with painfully nasal voices. It's really odd. I went to the local IGA for some groceries and it was like walking into a saloon bar in the old western movies, when everyone stops what they're doing to turn and look at you. If they had raised their nostrils to the air to sniff the new blood in town, I would not have been surprised.

    Sidenote; they had a deli with home made stuff so I tried something I can't pronounce that seemed to be warm quiche with veggies. This was a mistake. I was very poorly later that night and the empty streets echoed with the sound of my stomach emptying itself, as I took the dog for a late night stroll.

    Anyway, I set about googling the arse out of Bingara, wondering whether the town was built on an old Aboriginal settlement or cemetery - hence the ghost town feel.
    And I'll be damned if I wasn't nearly right.

    So, the park is on Copeton Dam Road. And under Copeton Dam itself are two villages, submerged under the cold, dark waters. When the area has droughts and the dam is at 4% or less, the remains of Copeton town (known as Boggy Camp) and Dasey Town are revealed, specifically their cemeteries. Some of the headstones and graves are perfectly preserved, despite being submerged for 100yrs. I wouldn't like to hazard a guess at their state beneath the silt and mud. I've attached some photos.

    There was worse to come.
    Just up the road at Myall Creek Station, one of Australia's worst massacres of Aboriginals occurred in 1838. Twenty eight Aboriginal men, women and children were murdered by twelve local station hands. The massacre is a harrowing reminder of early colonial violence and the only case, where most of the killers were tried and hanged.

    It was a cold, premeditated murder. The victims were rounded up and most were decapitated. It would have taken a while, as the station hands only had two swords (and one gun with two bullets) between them. When the crime was reported by a squatter, the offenders burned the bodies and crudely swept the scene - although burnt bones were found a few days later, by a magistrate.

    It is thought that similar massacres had been occurring all over Australia, as the early pioneers settled on land that had belonged to the Aboriginals for 60,000 yrs. As the newly arrived settlers spread out and grazed their sheep and cattle, the Indigenous fought back by killing the cattle and damaging their property. Remembering that Aboriginals were not given human rights until 1967, it was commonplace for parties of early white settlers to hunt and kill them, with impunity.

    The locals have worked tirelessly for decades, to have a memorial dedicated to the Myall Creek Massacre. I went to see it today and it was a sobering experience. There's a podcast to listen to on your way around the walking track, lined with memorial stones, telling how it happened in the voices of the descendants of the original parties.

    From memory, eleven of the twelve stationhands were rounded up and sent for trial. The ring leader, John Fleming, was hidden for two years by locals and never found or prosecuted, despite being identified as a wanted man. He lived into his 80's and later in life, sat on a town council, the board for the local school and unbelievably, was sworn in as a local magistrate. He married a local girl, raised a family and bought swathes of land in the area, close to the massacre site. He never offended again. Seven others were hanged for the murders. It was the first trial of its kind - and the first time that white men were punished for killing Aboriginals. It is believed that massacres of this kind continued until the early 1900's.

    I'd have loved to have hung around and done some panning for gold and fossicking for sapphires, but northwards we must go before my fingers fall off from the bitter cold.

    Off to Goondiwindi tomorrow - where Dick has been promised 5 acres to gallop about on and I have been promised a heated spa!

    Such luxury!
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  • Day 112

    Goondiwindi, Taroom & Yeppoon, QLD

    June 10, 2022 in Australia ⋅ ☀️ 19 °C

    After all that, Goondiwindi was a disappointment! I turned up in my togs for a dip in the thermal spring spa and it were that dirty, I instead spent five minutes marvelling at the diseases brewing in there, yet to be named. The dog loved the park though, there was a 5 acre paddock to gallop about in. The town is famous for cotton growing and processing. Which was a relief as I thought all the white stuff on the verges was used bog roll.

    Taroom was a teeny weeny little rural village, but had excellent bike tracks behind the caravan park, that took you into town or to dams or disused railway lines. We were just there for a few days and helped the caretaker with some dog training.

    We moved on to Biloela and the less said about that town the better. The caravan park was on an industrial estate and the town has seen better days. There's a general feeling of hopelessness and despair. The locals had faces that spoke of a long, hard life. It should be twinned with Grimsby in the UK, reputed to be the most miserable town to live in.

    Our next town was Yeppoon, and that put us properly back on track heading northwards on the lap of Aus. We have been moving on at quite a pace to get here. We stayed just outside the town at Island View Caravan Park, Kinka Beach. It was lovely. Very tidal. It took a few hours to walk out at low tide to the sea.

    There was a fresh water creek that ran out from under the main road to the sea that had created a shallow channel along the beach. So I tried an experiment one day to see whether, instead of wasting time using my dumpy little legs to walk out, whether if I simply laid down, the creek would take me out to sea. This exercise was not overly successful, mainly due to the size of my arse. My stomach hurt from laughing and Dick tried to save me several times, thinking I must be drowning in four inches of water.

    We did some 4WDing along the beach and Dick spent his days chasing balls and pestering the swarms of blue Soldier crabs.

    The access road onto the 4WD beach was similar to that at Goolwa Beach, SA, where Helga, Channi & I used to go 'surfing' (dicking about) i.e. it had deep sand and huge ruts.
    I saw several folk get stuck and had to be winched out and was debating whether to bother as the Pajero is not at its best in deep sand. I let the tyres down as far as I dared and was pleasantly surprised to be able to cruise along smoothly, instead of needing to gun it as the locals were doing. One other solo female 4WDer stopped for a chat and it turns out they were all too lazy to let their tyres down, hence they were getting stuck. Silly billies.

    There were street markets, noodle bars and boutique shops in Yeppoon, so we were in heaven. Dick loves a street market as there is usually food.

    The small coastal town of Emu Park was 10 minutes in the other direction and it was beautiful. Lots of history, gorgeous coast, emus made out of metal that held all the info signs. And a cute little museum with some very attentive volunteers. All the families from the bigger towns nearby used to pack onto the old stream train earlier in the century with a special ticket issued for public holidays and have a lovely day out at the beach - the photos of this were very sweet.

    We met lots of different folk here, including a seemingly sane lady on the beach who was keen to chat. It became apparent after a minute or two that was she was actually quite mental. After assuring her I would give up dairy and tomatoes (as they were making me fat) and become vegan, we made our escape and took the scenic way back to avoid bumping into her again. And enjoyed steak for dinner.

    It seems my shit magnet is still working.
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