Travemunde to Dijon

Day 1 of our epic 1-month mother-daughter road trip: I bravely take the car from the ferry🛳 in Travemünde, sinus problems and ear inflammation in full force🤒. After about 5 minutes, I’m feeling like a seasick pirate. Fast forward, we're sleeping in a random parking lot (no better 5-star hotel, right? 😂), and my mom’s driving ban has been officially lifted FORCEFULLY.

Now, she's zooming or, more correct, coasting down the Autobahn, too scared to even touch the gas pedal, and I'm sitting in the passenger seat watching my life flash before my eyes, praying. this ride feels like the world's worst carousel. 🎢 Meanwhile, I'm crying 😨 like: Mom, Mom, Mom, MOM  please JUST Fu*beep*ck*beeep*ing USE THE CRUISE CONTROL, PLEASE🙏

Pray for us, people. It’s only day 1... 😅

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