Marseille

Day 6 of the Month-Long Road Trip with Mom – Marseille Edition 🚗🌍

OMG, y’all, Marseille has been a JOURNEY! 💀 So first, Mom decided to take us to live in the ghetto (you know, for that LIFE experience). But HALLELUJAH, at least there were no cockroaches 🪳🙌. #WinningInTheGhetto

Now, let me tell you, Mom is BANNED from navigating and I really do my best to remind her of that. 🚫🗺️. Forbidden! Kaput! Homegirl can’t handle it! We almost ended up on a boat to nowhere because she “thought it was a shortcut." HeLL, no ma'am! 😬 #navigationqueen

Oh, and DRIVING? Ha! Let’s just say if I hear her cry about one more roundabout, oh theres one car on the street I'm calling an Uber. She gets so stressed she might actually sh*t herself or get a huge panicattack. So now she's been permanently banned from the driver’s seat. 🚘💨

Book hotels? Don't think so, naaah, don't even get me started. It’s literally a life-or-death situation in some of the regions we’ll be visiting later, and she was about to book us into a place that looked like it hadn’t been cleaned since 1960. 😳 #NOPE

Honestly, the next step is to just stick a sock in her mouth 🧦 and strap her to the car seat, like "just enjoy the ride, Mom!" 😂 But I love her, I swear.

As for Marseille itself, things were a little rough at first, but we FINALLY found the right neighborhood 🙏✨. Now, it’s sooo much better! The people here are friendly, thank God, but like, seriously, can someone PLEASE clean up the town? 🧹💁‍♀️ #MarseilleMakeoverNeededЧитать далее