In the middle of nowhere

🌍 Italian Roadtrip Adventures: Day Who-Knows-What 🤷‍♀️

So, we said arrivederci to Bra today (yes, the city is literally called Bra 🤣). And let me tell you, I was OBSESSED with it! 😍 Heading to Nizza Monferrato, we decided to hit up a vineyard 🍷 because, well, *wine* 🥂. And while we were cruising through Italy’s postcard-perfect scenery, we made a few random stops at places that were straight-up gorgeous. Don't ask me where we went though, because I have ZERO recollection of the names, but trust me, it was BEAUTIFUUUULL. #NotLostJustExploring #SomewhereInItaly

After pitstops, hairpin turns for DAYS (seriously, those serpentine roads will haunt my dreams), we FINALLY stopped. And guess what? Mom's one job—find us a place to sleep—didn't go exactly as planned. She somehow books a room… WITHOUT A TOILET. Excuse me, what? 😳 My ONE request was that we have a bathroom! I mean, I love an adventure, but I don't want to be practicing zen-mode pooping while someone rattles the door handle every five seconds!! 💀 #BathroomDrama #LetMePoopInPeace

And if that wasn’t enough, the room looks like it's been stuck in a time capsule since the 1950s. Like, full-on grandma vibes with creaky old furniture that’s probably seen some things. Oh, and did I mention we have a new roommate? Meet Sigvard, the lizard 🦎. Let’s just pray I don’t wake up to him doing laps on my face tonight. 🫣 #AdoptedAPet #LivingTheWildlife

But hey, now it's dinner time, and I'm ready to stuff my face with pasta. 🍝 Tomorrow, we tackle another epic drive to Florence, where we’ll be staying for who knows how long. Two days? Four? Time is but a concept on this road trip! 🤷‍♀️ Stay tuned for more chaos! #TravelWithMom #ItalianJourney #FlorenceBound #SendHelpRead more