Ferry Swinouscje to Trelleborg

🚗💨 Finally! After what feels like 84 years, we are ALMOST home from our grand European odyssey. Germany, Luxembourg, France, Italy, Slovenia, Austria, Czech Republic, Poland... and now here we are, on the ferry from Świnoujście to Trelleborg, heading back to Sweden. I swear, if we drove any longer, I’d need a new butt because this one? FLAT. Like, flatter than the Netherlands from all the driving. 😂 #FlatAssFriend #PassengerPrincess

But guess what, people? I'M DONE. 🍷 Yeah, that’s right—I've made the executive decision to get drunk so my mom can’t force me to drive the last leg of this eternal journey. I’ve been the designated driver for what feels like half of Europe, and now it's my turn to live that Passenger Princess life, baby! 💁‍♀️👑

We’ve seen it all. Castles? ✔️ Cathedrals? ✔️ Pasta, pizza, and enough gelato to rival an Italian grandmother? ✔️✔️✔️ Thank you Italy for my new food addiction and unwanted love handles.🍕🍝🍦 #BlameItOnTheCarbs

First thing I’m doing when I wake up at home—after cuddling my babycat, of course—is getting a gym membership ASAP. I need to transform from "flat-ass friend" to sexy Halloween-ready dead diva by the 26th, because HELLO, Stockholm Halloween party! 🎃👻💀 And let me tell you, this road trip hasn’t done my glutes any favors. 🙃

So, @itsdrglutes, I’m counting on you! 📉 im that flatassfriend. Gotta pump that booty back up because right now, it's MIA. #OperationBubbleButt 💪🍑 If anyone’s got any waistline tips, drop 'em, because Italy left me with a carb baby that I need to detox from immediately. 😅 #GelatoIsLifeButMyAbsArent #SendHelpRead more