Sivota day 3

Sivota Soap Opera: Cocktail Monsters, Snail Walks & Prayers to Zeus

So yesterday... The sky straight up had a MELTDOWN rain everywhere, like Zeus sneezed on us from Olympus, I guess he just wanted to ruin everyone’s beach pics.
So I did what any mentally stable vacation goddess would do and took it as a divine sign to nap
Why? Because my snore-symphony mama kept me awake all night sounding like a possessed chainsaw. Love her, but DAMN cocktail-Monster-Mama strikes again.

Eventually, the rain stopped and we decided to go for a cute little walk together.
Spoiler alert: It was a slothwalk.
Like, not just slow… SLOW slow.
The kind of slow where time actually stops.
I usually powerwalk that path in under an hour. With my mom? Two. And. A. Half. Hours. I could’ve built a new identity, started a new life and found a husband in that time. I even saw my life flash before my eyes.
But instead, I slowly disintegrated while she strolled like she was admiring every pebble in Greece.

Evening? Nothing wild. Just chilled. Relaxed. Breathed. Pretended to enjoy stillness while my soul screamed for some drama.

Fast forward to today:
Back to the usual. Me, my morning walk, and FREEDOM (aka mama-free time).
I decided to explore this super steep hill we found yesterday thinking, “Omg maybe this leads to a hidden, magical beach!”
Plot twist: It led to nowhere. Like a scenic dead end made just to mock me!

Rest of the day?

Played cards (and maybe flipped one out of boredom)

Drank a shot that tasted like death and regret

Ate Greek salad like a true fit goddess

Watching mom inhale her daily ice cream like it’s her religion
While I was clinging to my coffee like it’s the last man on Earth

And now?
I’m. So. Bored.
Please, Zeus. I beg you.
SEND A VERY HANDSOME MAN TO MY LOCATION.
Like RIGHT now. Please. I’m spiraling into tourist madness.

Fingers crossed for a hot Greek meet-cute tonight. Preferably one with abs. And a yacht.

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