The trip begins

Mallorca, hide your sons and stock up on sangria — the bad b*tches are boarding. ✈️🔥

Me and my bestie? Oh honey, we’re not “going on a trip.”
We’re launching a full-blown fabulous takeover of La Palma.

We’ll be:
☀️ Sunbathing like it’s our job (SPF who?)
🍸 Sippin’ cocktails like hydration is optional
💃 Dancing like we’re headlining the club (because obviously, we are)
🤣 Laughing so hard we’ll forget we have real lives
🍝 Eating carbs like we didn’t pack bikinis
😈 Double-dating cute locals with accents thicker than our eyeliner

This isn’t a vacation.
It’s a glow-up parade with ocean views.

Mallorca, get your sh*t together.
Because we’re coming in hot, loud, and ready to steal hearts, snacks, and maybe a scooter or two.

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