Day 3

Palma Day 3: Lobster booty, suspicious behavior & one Dubai sugar dream 🦞💅🍷

We started the day like the bougie baddies we are:
Slept in like royalty.
Ate breakfast like we weren’t one mimosa away from making bad decisions.
Then hit the beach to bake like two glittery croissants in heat. ✨

But me? Of course I got bored halfway through being relaxed SO I sprinted to the gym like I was training for the Miss Chaotic Universe title.

Post-shower, I catch a glimpse in the mirror and
OH. MY. GOD.
My ass is redder than Satan’s mood on a Monday.
Like lobster-in-a-sauna red.
Like chimpanzee-in-mating-season red.
Like if someone slapped it, a fire alarm would go off.
She’s not peachy; she’s fuck*ng dangerously grilled.

Anyway, we kept the day slow to preserve what’s left of my dignity and epidermis.
Went for lunch (sitting down was an extreme sport),
and hopped on a bus to Palma where my scorched cheeks bonded with the seat fabric like it was a full-body wax.
Palma adventures continued → shops were meh,
BUT THEN enter Sir Peter.
A real gentleman with a Dubai obsession.
One glass of wine later and suddenly we’re planning yacht parties and camel selfies.
Next trip? DUBAI, baby.
Hope they’re ready for this energy in the desert.

We made a pitstop at the cathedral to cleanse the previous night’s sins (spoiler: didn’t work),
and finished off with Italian food so good it gave me a wild flashback to that chaotic road trip with my mom.
(We’ll unpack that trauma another day.)

But here’s the creepy part…
We were weirdly calm all day. Too calm.
No broken heels, no minor crimes, no public humiliation.
Which only means one thing:
Tonight’s gonna be feral.
And I’m READY.

Also yes, I powerwalked this morning.
Someone give me a medal. Or a fan. Or aloe for my ass.

Now manifesting:
Laughter, glitter, accidental flirtation, and just enough chaos to feel alive.
Let’s f**king go.

#FriedBootyAndVibes
#PeterSaidDubai #aloevera
#ButtOnFireSoulOnFleek #ToCalm
#SuspiciouslyCalmTooLong
#PrayForTonight #PALMA #Mallorca
#SendAloeAndLipGloss 💋🦞🔥Baca selengkapnya