A few golf course hazards..

1. It's hard to tee off when a Mocking Bird 🐦 is behind you.
2. A Double Crested Cormorant is sat drying its wing feathers.
3. A turtle beats you to your ball.
4. They put a pond in front of the hole.
5. Vultures follow your every move.
6. Canadian geese say you will have to play around us.
7. The odd bunker or a hundred.
8 And you wood not to end up to far in the trees.Läs mer