........And relax......
12 oktober, England
🌧 13 °C
The alarm ⏰️ sounded at the ungodly hour of 03:45, signalling the start of our holiday! 😱 We were up, dressed and suitcases 🎒🎒 locked by the time our taxi 🚕 arrived at 05:00 to whisk us off to Liverpool Airport for our Jet2 flight to Madeira. ✈️
Just over 90 minutes later, our bags were checked in, we'd breezed through security, and we were heading off for a delicious cooked breakfast. 😋 Or so I thought! In reality, it turned out to be probably the worst £20 I've ever spent on a full English breakfast! 😪💷
After a false boarding call had everybody dashing towards the gate, we were sent back to the main concourse to await the correct call to reassemble at Gate 3. 🙄
Thankfully, we didn't have to wait too long. Just 15 minutes after our scheduled 10:00 departure 🛫, we were airborne and on our way to Funchal, with Madeira just 3½ hours away! ☀️🏝️
By 16:00, we'd checked into our hotel 🏨, found our room, unpacked our cases and were enjoying a nice, cold first holiday beer! 🍺😎 Now that's more like it!
After a leisurely wander around the hotel to get our bearings it was time to freshen up and head downstairs for our first meal of the holiday.
Dinner was accompanied by traditional Madeiran music and dancing, which reminded us a little of clog dancing back home, but thankfully without the clashing of batons and the jingling of bells! 😂💃🕺
And just like that, our Madeira adventure had officially begun! 🇵🇹❤️🌴Läs mer
🌴 Our 1st Full Day in Madeira!
13 oktober, Portugal
☁️ 18 °C
Our first full day, which is nearly always the worst day of any holiday! 😅 You're trying to find your feet and get used to your surroundings, whilst figuring out the important things in life… what cereals are available, what juices are on offer, and, in our case, is there ANY porridge??? 🤔😂
After breakfast, we headed out for a walk around Funchal Old Town. On our previous visit, we only ventured into town a couple of times, as it was a 45-minute walk there and then the same back, involving some quite hilly terrain! 🥵🚶♂️
Our first port of call was right next door to our hotel: the old fortress of Forte de São Tiago (Saint James Fortress), built in 1614 to protect what was then a much smaller city of Funchal from corsair attacks. 🏰
We continued our walk through the very narrow, cobblestoned and historic streets of Rua de Santa Maria, which, of course, is where our hotel gets its name. 😊
Next stop was the 500-year-old Catholic Cathedral, Sé do Funchal, dating back to 1514. We quickly popped inside, but unfortunately, a service was taking place, which meant we couldn't venture much further than the entrance. ⛪
Carrying on with our walk, we entered the beautiful gardens of Parque de Santa Catarina. We remembered these from our previous visit back in 2022. 🌺🌳
Then it was onwards and upwards… literally! 😂 We walked past the casino and into the luxurious Savoy Palace Royal Hotel. Curious 🤔 as to what an extra €100 per day, room only, would get us, we wandered inside and made our way down to the pool area to see how the other half holidayed! 🏨🍹
In one of the large rooms near the outdoor pool, there was a two-day holiday show that I was itching to visit. Unfortunately, I thought better of it… mainly because I didn't have a pass! 😂🤦♂️
Walking back towards the Marina, we narrowly avoided the purgatory of a two-hour presentation at the Pestana Carlton Hotel. Apparently, it wasn't about buying a timeshare, or so we were reliably informed!! 🤔🤥😅
We eventually arrived back at our hotel 🏨 just as the sun decided to put in an appearance. ☀️
The rest of the day was spent relaxing before heading downstairs for the reception meeting for Prestige members of PortoBay Hotels and the obligatory free prosecco!🍷🥂
And that was our first full day in Madeira! 🇵🇹❤️ A gentle introduction to Funchal, with a bit of history, some beautiful gardens, a touch of luxury, and, thankfully, no two-hour presentations! 😂🤣Läs mer
Funchal
14 oktober, Portugal
☁️ 22 °C
Something fishy here......
14 oktober, Portugal
☁️ 16 °C
We were rudely woken before 07:00 by a bunch of noisy travellers who clearly didn’t give a jot about sleeping hotel guests as they manoeuvred and reversed 🚢 into Funchal! 😴
On the positive side, I was planning an early start anyway, heading off to check out the fish market at Mercado dos Lavradores (Farmers’ Market). 🐟
It was a little disappointing, as the market didn’t appear to be particularly busy, with less than half the fish slabs in use. There was, however, a good variety of fish on display, including some enormous Blue Tuna, Red Porgy (or Pargo, as it’s known locally), a member of the Sea Bream family, and the rather ferocious-looking Black Scabbard Fish, with its eel-shaped body, big eyes and razor-sharp teeth! 😳
There were also Grey Triggerfish, Moray Eels, a solitary Octopus 🐙 and numerous small white fish.
On my walk back to the hotel 🏨 for breakfast, I passed the beautifully painted doors of Rua de Santa Maria, one of Funchal’s oldest streets, famous for its more than 200 individually painted doors. 🎨🚪
Breakfast brought a minor celebration as we finally found the porridge! 😋 That was quickly followed by another delicious, colourful omelette.
While eating, we couldn’t help feeling that we were being watched! 👀 Just a few yards away sat a Harris Hawk and its handler. The hawk kept its beady eyes firmly on the lookout, not for breakfast scraps, but to protect our food from the unwanted attention of those pesky pigeons! 🦅🐦
Later that morning, during our walk 🚶♀️🚶♂️, we came across a small 15th-century chapel, Capela do Corpo Santo, built by local fishermen. A lovely little find along the way.
Back at the hotel, the sun 🌞 finally came out, so we claimed our sunbeds 😎 and settled in for the rest of the day. Jayne enjoyed a swim 🏊 in the indoor spa pool, while I managed a couple of lengths in the jacuzzi! 😅 Well, everyone has to make an effort in their own way! 😂
During a coffee ☕️ break on our balcony, accompanied by a delicious Portuguese custard tart 😋, we spotted a Kestrel. Perhaps it had heard about the pesky pigeons and decided to lend a helping wing! 🦅
We also waved 👋 bye-bye 👋 to the day-trippers as their cruise ships 🛳 headed off, leaving Funchal a little quieter.
🍽️ Tonight’s Treat – Gourmet Night!
Tonight was gourmet night in the hotel restaurant, when the staff serve guests at their tables rather than the usual buffet-style arrangement.
We were treated to a delicious six-course meal, starting with a small mouthful of fish-paste-style appetiser. This was followed by a starter of avocado 🥑 for Jayne and pork 🐖 for me, then a warming leek soup 🍲.
Next came a palate-cleansing sorbet before the main courses arrived: Linguine with Neapolitan sauce for Jayne and a Sea Bream fillet 🐟 for me.
I couldn’t help wondering 🤔 whether mine might have been one of the fish I’d spotted at the market that morning! 😂
To finish, Jayne opted for the Chocolate Fondant, while I went for a rather different combination: two biscuits and three pieces of cheese from the cheese platter. 🧀😋
And so another day in Madeira draws to a close, with a bit of sightseeing, plenty of sunshine, some wildlife spotting and, of course, good food.
Not a bad way to spend a holiday, is it? 😎🍷🇵🇹Läs mer
Flying in a Tin Can 🚡
15 oktober, Portugal
☁️ 20 °C
🎶 “Ground Control to Major Tom…” 🎶
As David Bowie once sang in Space Oddity (1969):
“For here am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.” 🚀
Well, not too far removed from that song, Jayne and I found ourselves this morning sitting in a tin-can cable car 🚡,
High above Funchal and making our way up to the hilltop parish of Monte.
At around 560 metres above sea level, we weren't quite in orbit, but the views certainly made us feel a long way above the world! 😁
Only, instead of seeing a blue planet 🌎, our view of Planet Earth was a beautiful, lush green 💚.
And there was absolutely nothing we could do about it… other than sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride! 😂
Our first cable car journey took approximately 15 minutes, covering around 3.2 kilometres from Funchal's Old Town up to Monte. 🚡
On arrival, we changed cable cars for the Botanical Garden Cable Car, which glides over the Ribeira de João Gomes valley on a further 1.6-kilometre journey. Taking around 9 minutes under normal conditions, this second ride offers wonderful panoramic views across Funchal and the surrounding landscape, with the city spreading out beneath us.
From the gardens, the views were magnificent, stretching down towards Funchal Bay, where the lush green of nature merges beautifully with the deep blue of the Atlantic Ocean. 💚💙
We spent a very leisurely time wandering around the gardens, admiring the many different flowers 🌺🌸 and plants, and enjoying a coffee with a view. ☕️🏞️
Of course, not everything was quite so leisurely! 😂 One thing that really surprised us was just how much steeper the walk had become since our previous visit, only four years ago. Calling it a walk is probably being a little generous — a trek might be a more accurate description! 🧗♂️😁
Before heading back down the hill, however, I just had time for a visit to the Church of Our Lady of the Mount (Igreja de Nossa Senhora do Monte), which holds a fascinating piece of European history.
The church is the final resting place of Emperor Charles I of Austria, the last Emperor of Austria and the last ruler of the Austro-Hungarian Empire.
Following the collapse of the empire at the end of the First World War, Charles was sent into exile in Madeira in 1921. He settled in Monte, but sadly, his time on the island was short-lived. He died there in 1922, aged just 34, after contracting pneumonia.
His remains lie in the church, a rather unexpected historical connection between this peaceful Madeiran hillside and the turbulent final days of one of Europe's great imperial dynasties.
It's quite something to think that, while we were enjoying the gardens and spectacular views, this small corner of Madeira was also the final home of a former emperor. History certainly has a way of surprising you when you least expect it! 🇦🇹🇵🇹
Having already paid for our return cable car tickets, we decided to give the famous traditional Carreiros do Monte wicker-basket toboggan ride a miss this time. 🛷
After all, we'd already had our fair share of adventures up in the clouds! 🚡☁️
And perhaps, after all that walking uphill, the prospect of a steep descent in a wicker basket was just a little more adventure than we needed! 😂
Madeira certainly knows how to bring a little magic to a day out — spectacular scenery, beautiful gardens, a touch of imperial history, and just enough uphill exercise to remind us that we're not getting any younger! 😁💚💙🇵🇹Läs mer
🌞 Another Lovely Day in Madeira
16 oktober, Portugal
☀️ 17 °C
We woke up to a very pleasant morning, and thankfully, it didn’t seem to be too hot.
After breakfast, we decided to take a walk into the centre. We stopped off at Funchal Cathedral, where once again, another service was taking place. They’re a pretty devout lot, these Catholics! 😂 Anyway, I decided to pop inside, say a prayer 🙏 for friends and light a candle 🕯️.
From there, we retraced our footsteps 👣, but instead of stopping off at the Savoy Royal, we carried on to another superior hotel 🏨 — Reid’s Palace.
Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean, Reid’s Palace has been the ultimate place to unwind in the Madeiran sunshine since opening its doors in 1891. What a beautiful setting!
We found a lovely little spot on the terrace and enjoyed a coffee ☕️ and cake 🍰 while soaking up the stunning views and wonderful ambience. Of course, all this luxury comes at a price! A week’s stay here would cost us just another £5,000 on top of what we’ve already paid for our hotel down in the old town — and that’s just for bed and breakfast! 😲💷 I think we’ll stick with our current accommodation!
After settling the bill and taking a couple of photos 📸, we headed back down into the old town. Our next stop was BHEAVEN, a rooftop bar above the Barceló Funchal Oldtown Hotel, where we fancied checking out the views before heading back to our own hotel for some serious sunbathing. ☀️🍹
After dinner, we took another stroll, this time along the marina, where we enjoyed listening to some live music 🎶 and soaking up the evening atmosphere.
All in all, another lovely day in Madeira, with a bit of sightseeing, a touch of luxury, some sunshine and a relaxing evening by the water. What more could you ask for? 😊🇵🇹❤️Läs mer
When Saturday Comes ⚽️
17 oktober, Portugal
⛅ 18 °C
🌞 We woke up to a lovely, beautiful morning, with the sun shining down on us as we enjoyed breakfast on the terrace. It was probably the nicest day of our holiday so far! ☀️😎
That was until 3 o’clock, when I turned my attention to my phone 📱 to watch Leyton Orient take on Blackpool. ⚽️ It was shortly after the commentator remarked that Orient were there for the taking that they went and scored, ruining everything! 😫 To make matters worse, they eventually added a second goal, leaving us with a disappointing 2–0 defeat. ⚽️⚽️😪 So much for a perfect day!
But before all the football drama, we enjoyed our usual walk into the Old Town after breakfast, mingling with the hordes of tourists who had arrived on the cruise ship Celebrity Xcel. 🚢 There were certainly plenty of people about!
We made our way back towards the hotel along the slightly quieter promenade, with the football providing the entertainment for the afternoon. ⚽️📱 Looking behind my sunbed, I was very envious of the cat 🐈 that had slept all through the football match and wished I had done the same!!
After our evening meal, we headed out for another stroll down by the marina to see if there was any entertainment happening. However, we didn't stay too long before making our way back to the hotel.
And just like that, our penultimate day is over!
Tomorrow is our last full day of the holiday.
🌴☀️ Let's hope we make the most of it! 😊🍹Läs mer
Another Day, Another Hotel and Another Ship 🚢
18 oktober, Portugal
⛅ 19 °C
Our last full day here on Madeira 🇵🇹, and the weather wasn’t looking too promising, with dark clouds gathering over the hills behind Funchal. ☁️
On our morning walk, we spotted another cruise ship 🚢 (NCL) that had arrived overnight. We soon found ourselves walking against a tide of day-trippers disembarking from the moored cruise ships!
We decided to check out another of the PortoBay hotels 🏨, the five-star ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Cliff Bay, just a couple of hundred yards beyond Reid’s Palace. As guests of PortoBay hotels, we had access to the pool and spa areas, and it was immediately obvious why this hotel boasts one star 🌟 more than our own!
During our coffee ☕️ break; at this hotel, we were lucky enough to avoid a brief shower. However, with the weather still looking rather uncertain, we decided to err on the side of caution and take a taxi 🚖 back to our hotel.
We arrived just in time to wave goodbye to the day-trippers as the cruise ships sailed ⛵️ away from the harbour — although, sadly, there was no glorious sunset to see them off! 🌥️
A lovely way to spend our final full day on this beautiful island, despite the weather having other ideas! ❤️🇵🇹Läs mer
The Last Breakfast
19 oktober, Portugal
☁️ 17 °C
Time to Head Home! 🧳✈️
Well, here we are again! This time last week, our cases 🧳🧳 were packed, and we were full of holiday spirit, ready to start our adventure. Now, our cases 🧳🧳 are packed once again, but this time we're waiting to head home! 😢
And just to get us into that going-home vibe, the weather has decided to be overcast ☁️ once again! I can even see 👀 the rain 🌧 topping up the Atlantic Ocean not too far away out at sea! 🌊😂
After our final breakfast 🍳☕️, we headed out for one last walk 🚶♂️🚶♀️. This time, though, we decided to take the bull 🐃 by the horns and not stray too far from the hotel, just in case that rain decided to make landfall and catch us out! 🌧️😂
We spotted another cruise 🛳 liner in port, this time belonging to P&O, and on our way back to the hotel, we discovered some more of those lovely painted doors 🎨🚪.
Back at the hotel, we enjoyed one last sit on our balcony, accompanied by a lovely coffee ☕️ and a delicious Pastel de Nata 🥮. You've got to make the most of those final holiday moments, haven't you? ❤️
Then it was time to head downstairs and wait for our 12:15 pm pick-up to the airport 🛫.
Just 25 minutes later, we were stepping out of the minibus 🚐 and checking our bags in for our flight home. And guess what? We were already talking about our NEXT holiday! 😂🏝️
This time, we're dreaming of the beautiful Caribbean island of Saint Lucia in January! 🌴☀️🍹
And just like that, another holiday adventure is coming to an end. We've made some lovely memories, enjoyed some wonderful moments, and now it's time to head home and start looking forward to the next adventure! ❤️🧳✈️
Until the next time… holiday mode might be on pause, but the countdown to Saint Lucia has already begun! 🌴🇱🇨☀️Läs mer






























































































































































































































ResenärLoved the live entertainment video! Crazy looking costumes!