The van takes on Canada

Brent Leroy: Want me to fill it up?
Man: Sure. You know, I've, uh, never driven across Saskatchewan before.
Brent: You still haven't really. About halfway to go yet.
Man: It sure is flat.
Brent: How do ya mean?
Man: You know, flat, nothin' to see.
Brent: What do you mean, like topographically? Hey, Hank. This guy says Saskatchewan is flat.
Hank Yarbo: How do ya mean?
Brent: Topographically I guess. He says there's nothin' to see.
Hank: There's lots to see. There's nothin' to block your view.
Brent: Lots to see, nothin' to block your view. Like the mountains back there. They're, uh...well, what the hell? I could have sworn there was a big mountain range back there, juttin' up into the sky, all purple and majestic. I must be thinkin' of a postcard I saw or somethin'. It is kinda flat. Thanks for pointing that out.
Man: You guys always this sarcastic?
Brent: Nothin' else to do.Read more