Alaska. Cruise. Day 1. The Great Escape

Noting how crucial it is for us to follow maritime protocol and evidence we know that if we do in fact strike disaster and face a sinking ship, Dad and I sneak out under the guise of needing to muster. Mum absolutely understands how important this is and forms part of the contract between ourselves, the travel consumers, and the good people at Princess Cruises.

I decide against sharing my own considerations if disaster struck. I'm a lot less like Kate Winslet. And a lot more like the string quartet as the ship goes down. If that's my dice roll, I'm okay with that.

In the meantime, Dad and I make a break for it.Read more