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- 17 Ekim 2019 Perşembe
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Amerika Birleşik DevletleriGlenrio35°11’1” N 103°2’53” W
New Mexico
17 Ekim 2019, Amerika Birleşik Devletleri ⋅ ⛅ 25 °C
New Mexico is a very beautiful state so when you drive through places with names like Los Lunas, La Luz, Pinos Altos or the very evocatively named town called Truth Or Consequences it makes it feel even more exotic till you get to a place called Pie Town.
Either some idiot who didn’t have a clue named this place or some enterprising person set up a famous bakery there.
It could have been a prototype for all the other tourist stops that have sprung up around some trivial activity that went so viral they’ve forgotten what originally started it all.
A good example is, New Mexico grows a lot of nuts. Now I Iike my nuts, so when we saw a sign for a place called Pistachio World we didn’t hesitate to call in.
They’ve really ramped this one up, they have some sort of train type thing that does, as we are constantly told “tours of the orchard on the hour, every hour”
At least they have an orchard this is a good thing and out the front they have a giant sculpture of what we suppose is pistachio nut but looks more like something excreted by a not so well animal.
What attracts people to these places is beyond us as we look around and see all the fools who have been sucked into yet another highway tourist trap... ooh hang on, thats our own reflection in the big glass window pane of the Pistachio World Gift Shop.
Anyway now we’re here we decide to quickly grab a bag of farm fresh pistachios and hit the road.
The gift shop is huge and full of every unique to the area souvenir you could imagine so we were going to grab a few but the prices were too expensive, probably because shipping costs from China are so high.
Because of the shops size we decide to split up and search for some actual natural nuts.
Two hours later we manage to meet up again both having no success though Rhonda found a interesting little snow dome where two little pistachios nuts are sitting on a bench smoking pipes and when you shake it, they’re in the snow.
I told her it was stupid.
She said “but the eyes make them look so real”. I think she was right and now regret not buying it.
What helped us get over our snow dome disappointment is, for the next couple of nights we found some beautiful and uncrowded camping sites, in the US this is very rare, plus they were very cheap, in the US this is even rarer.
The quietness at night was the first we have experienced here though Alaska is a different deal.
Few places can you ever get away from the howling highways or a sort of constant muffled background roar but sitting out at night, gazing up at the stars, even though most are moving because of the obscene amount of aircraft in the sky at anyone time here, we could almost hear nothing at all,
Then a f#*#ing dog starts barking.Okumaya devam et
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- 18 Ekim 2019 Cuma 10:02
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Amerika Birleşik Devletleri01121 Water Well31°47’11” N 107°37’44” W
LA to NYC to LA via Mexico
18 Ekim 2019, Amerika Birleşik Devletleri ⋅ ☀️ 19 °C
If this road trip gets anymore out of hand there won’t be enough room to write the footprint title but what can you do when one of us has a sudden itching to go via Mexico.
Mentioning no names we’ll just call him the insane one.
Crossing over into Mexico at some tin pot border town you certainly know you “your not in Kansas anymore Toto” , this part ain’t no fancy pants, Cancun holiday resort area, there are plenty of Margaritas here but they’re served with far more dust than salt.
We went to a restaurant and for our drink, asked for water.
What do they tell you, “don’t drink the water!”
But this place was recommended, the water came with ice and the straw had a little plastic protective bit on it.
What do they tell you “don’t have ice!”
But this place was recommend so how come the beautifully presented, ice cold water with its hygienic straw tasted like how warm sewage smells. (Please see bottom of blog for last will and testament).
What got us sniffing on Mexico was, we followed the border for a good distance looking for Trump’s Wall and can sort of see his point in a way.
What we saw dividing the two countries for hundreds of miles through remote desert areas is something any ninety year old, with a good run up and the wind behind them could leap with ease.
This is probably the reason most of the traffic we saw along the road was the Border Patrol, sometimes just cruising along, other times screaming past us obviously after a report of a possible breach in security.
There weren’t too many other vehicles using this road so the Border Patrol got used to seeing us traveling along and started waving.
We didn’t want to lose our new found friends by carrying illegal cargo so seeing we had gone right up to the border a few times, we made sure when we got back onto the highway we’d get up a bit of speed then slam the brakes on to throw off any clinging on aliens.
We also checked the shower cubicle in the RV for any stowaways.... “ooh my god there is someone in there Rhonda”..... “that’s the mirror you idiot!”Okumaya devam et
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- 19 Ekim 2019 Cumartesi 15:28
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Amerika Birleşik DevletleriBird Nest Tank31°57’56” N 111°57’16” W
So You Think Your Cactus!
19 Ekim 2019, Amerika Birleşik Devletleri ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C
The country we’re in reminds us of those silhouettes of a sleeping Mexican, sombrero pulled down, leaning up against a cactus as part of a decorative house number on a 60’s fibro beach shack.
Those were much better than the giant metal butterflies people used to stick on the side of there place, they were real shockers.
Actually my favourite is the swan carved out of an old car tyre especially if they went to the trouble of painting eyes and a red beak on it.
All that stuffs pretty good but now to be amongst the giant Saguaro Cactuses in the Sonoran Desert is something special. We’ve seen that type of cactus shape cliched so often that now, driving through a desert where your amongst thousands of them it feels very surreal especially in the early morning and late afternoon light, they’re huge and spectacular.
FUN FACTS ABOUT: Saguaro Cactuses
Have to be 65 years old before they grow their first flowers so they’re probably the only species where you get a 64 year old virgin unless you’ve got a big L tattooed on your forehead.
They have to be 90 before they grow their first arms and live to be about 200 years old. They probably make that age because no one wants to mess with them, the spikes are vicious. Except for Woodpeckers, they drill holes in them and live there. Now that’s real Darwinian, imagine how many inaccurate pecking between the spikes woodpeckers these big boys would sort out.Okumaya devam et

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Not sure whether it was these or some other type of cactus that the Velcro guy got the idea from....he got sick of getting his Levi’s snagged, worked out why they got snagged all the time, copied the cactus spikes with little hooks on them, and the rest is history...bet the Mexicans are cranky they missed that one as well. So far they’ve missed out on oil and Velcro royalties....and they have to pay for a wall.
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- 20 Ekim 2019 Pazar 11:41
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Amerika Birleşik DevletleriLukeville31°53’57” N 112°50’49” W
Border Wars
20 Ekim 2019, Amerika Birleşik Devletleri ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C
TRUMP FOR 2020... Build the wall!
Today along the Mexican border we ran into a couple who come down from Maine every year as volunteers in the Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument, the reason are: A: In Maine, in winter it gets to 30 below. B: They care about the place.
It was a bizarre scene. First we saw neatly bagged piles of rubbish in the middle of nowhere then we came across them with those stick-claw things wandering all over the place picking stuff up.
If you go through any official entry port into the United States the security is insane, many razor wire manufacturers have built their fortunes on America’s border control paranoia yet get away from those points and the fencing is woeful or non existent.
Right up against, like touching the actual border line with no barriers are Mexican houses that run drugs or just enjoy throwing all their shit over to the American side, this then blows all over the country and that is what the couple we met were doing, picking it up.
The border is so easy to cross, every night they bring drugs across from Mexico, sometimes leaving them close by or up to 5 miles inland. Then they take a GPS readings, give those coordinates to people in someplace like Phoenix so they can come down and locate the stuff.
Everyday this couple, along with the rubbish they collect uncover drugs. Today the showed us cocaine and marijuana they discovered, the place is lousy with it, it’s like a shotgun approach, keep throwing enough rocks and eventually you’ll hit something or in this case get some drugs through.
For the people around the border it isn’t about stopping improvised people seeking a better life, it’s about the drugs, the crime coming over and the trashing of the place so now many that were once against building the wall seem all for it.
Building Trump’s Wall they haven’t logically started at one end and headed for the other, they’re hitting hot spots and this is one of them though it’s Monty Pythonesque in a way because alongside a known drug runners house with no other new wall construction either side for hundreds of miles they’re erected a piece of Trump Wall.
You can imagine their reaction...“oh Pancho! what weez do with all our drugs now? zee Americanos build zee big wall in our backyard, weezs dumb Mexicans too lazy and stupid to walk next door”Okumaya devam et
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- 21 Ekim 2019 Pazartesi 16:08 UTC
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Amerika Birleşik DevletleriGu Vo District31°57’15” N 112°47’45” W
Mexico, Arizona and the Sonoran Desert
21 Ekim 2019, Amerika Birleşik Devletleri ⋅ ☀️ 15 °C
There is only so much cheap Tequila you can drink, Mexican drug smugglers you can handle or how much more can you take of hearing everyone’s opinion on Trump’s Wall so to get away from it all the best thing to do is head out into the desert... where they’re smuggling drugs and building walls.
At least there is no Tequila out here so we’ll be sober enough to appreciate all the pretty stuff.
The quietness is deafening till the noise really is deafening from low flying fighter jets that are based just over the next hill or somewhere, we’re not sure but it can’t be too far away America doesn’t have cat swinging room from one military base to the next and with their history the next conflict won’t be too far off so they’re probably just making sure they’re match fit for the main game.
They gave it a rest during the day so we had a chance to really appreciate the Sonoran Desert in all its quietness and isolation and as it is with these sorts of places that are so incredible it’s pointless trying to describe them.
The nights in the desert are just as good, you sit outside with the stars, warm breezes blowing and nights sounds all around.
Then night sounds above!
It’s like rolling thunder, they just keep coming, no wonder they gave it a rest during the day, the US Air Force are now on night manoeuvres.
You can see why people in war zones get so traumatised. First there is this distant rumble then the sound increases and as they go over the top of you the noise vibrates your bones.
Just as well they aren’t bombing as well or are they?
How far have we driven into the desert?
We drove past a sign the other day saying WHITE SANDS MISSILE RANGE, we try and blame one another for driving back into that area, Rhonda wins.
For a while this was a very peaceful and beautiful place, one of the best, now we’re cowering under the RV with s couple of saucepans over our heads.
EPILOGUE:
They’ve gone, it’s quiet again, the warm breeze has returned along with the night sounds of all the desert critters. We sit back by the fire reaching for that nonexistent bottle of Tequila, that’s a shame the Margarita glasses were primed with plenty of salt but a cup of tea in this setting tastes just as good.Okumaya devam et
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- 23 Ekim 2019 Çarşamba
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Amerika Birleşik DevletleriBangle33°49’29” N 118°13’60” W
LA to LA
23 Ekim 2019, Amerika Birleşik Devletleri ⋅ ☀️ 27 °C
What a flat feeling this is, nearing 20,000klms and it’s back where it all began.
After the last week of driving dirt desert roads it’s suddenly back to surviving the LA Freeways.
After seeing no one much, it’s being in super crowded LAX with more nutters than on the New York Subway.
Here it’s a good thing though, our flight doesn’t leave until 23:00, we are spending more time at the airport than in the air so the free entertainment help pass the time.
We spent a bit more time down in “borderland” than we expected so we had to make a late dash up to LA.
On this drive we had to go through a lot of border control checkpoints. These aren’t on the US/Mexican border but on roads leading from Mexico.
They are manned by about 4 or 5 Border Control Police with detection dogs.
They were all great, very polite and they had no issues with us at all until at one checkpoint the officer asked us a few questions then said “fine, thank you, have a safe trip”.
As we were about to drive off the detection dog jumped at our RV and went mental barking at it.
The border police officer quickly told us to stop probably thinking he made the bust of the day till he looked over at his colleagues and the dog handler who were killing them selves laughing.
What happened was the detection dog reacted to the photo of a dog Cruise America stick on the door along with all the other decals they have on the RV.
US border control costs the government billions, maybe a little more of this money needs to be spent on training their mutts.
Thank you all for following and your interest especially commenters, Nick & Jan, Nor & Kay and of course Viki, till next time, adios amigos.... sorry Mexican influence should wear off soon.Okumaya devam et














































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Buy!
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Why did the wiernermobile go to Pistachio World?....can anyone think of a punchline?
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Another nick jealousy photo...thanks for that