somewhere up in the sky

Loving our lead stewardess and her security talk including highlights such as

This plane is equipped with rather stylish walkway lights in case of an emergency....or in-flight fashion show.

If you're not a fan of my humour, this place is equipped with 8 emergency exits.

If you're traveling with children.........why???

If your life jacket doesn't inflate swim really fast...or blow in the red tube

And the Audience participation section for seat backs and tray tables

After a bit of humor to lighten the mood and as if right on cue, pissing rain and hammering winds, Gatwick runway looking suspiciously like a wave pool...gonna miss you too you crazy little island, no need to cry....

Ps I know my big brother was worried about my leg room, please see attached evidence that West jet rocks considering this is standard economy

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