Same Bike, New Beast Mode

BREAKING NEWS: Yes, Don’s bike went into the shop for a little TLC… but spoiler alert: it didn’t make it. 😵⚰️ Moment of silence.

But wait — plot twist! It’s a new bike for Don! 🎉🚲 Same model, fresh off the showroom floor, new car smell included. Think “Extreme Makeover: Two-Wheeled Edition.”

Now, Don’s way less likely to get stranded on the trail muttering, “Well, that’s unfortunate,” while pushing a 50-pound paperweight uphill. 😬

Beth, however, has mixed feelings. She loved it when the electric assist kicked the bucket and Don had to gasp pedal like a mortal. She could finally keep up without channeling her inner Tour de France champion. 🚴‍♀️💪

But now? Now he’s back to being bionic. And Beth’s like, “Cool cool cool… I love chasing a human rocket down gravel trails.” 😅

Stay tuned for future episodes of “Catch Me If You Can: Don vs. Beth” — coming soon to a trail near you. 🎬🌲✨Read more