A cheeky bit of German sausage...

Hello Berlin! Good flight with one hell of a lot of turbulence and a landing that was so rough it would feature in the "hardcore" category on pornhub. It was carnage. Women screaming, babies rolling down the aisle alongside bottles of duty free Smirnoff, people being taken out by oxygen masks. We lost at least two cabin crew under rogue trolleys.

Okay so it wasn't that bad but it was pretty bumpy...

Anyway I managed a cheeky airport Currywurst and checked out one of those "Hop On, Hop Off" buses to get my bearings (I promise I'm not a typical British tourist... Honest...)Read more