Day 1: Marrakech

After an interrogation at the border thanks to John forgetting to apply for a visa (ffs John!!), the bus plonked us down slap bang in the middle of Marrakech, where we were dazzled by snakes, monkeys and a melee of mayhem in Jema el-Fnaa (the main square). We navigated the maze of alleyways, being bombarded by battalions of mopeds, and marvelling at the trinkets of the medina on our merry way. We were finally greeted to our hotel by the self-proclaimed 'Salah the GOAT' (be sure to cop that merch of his btw🔥)

After some time vegetating, we then set out for dinner, passing up on MarocDonalds and Berber King in favour of three different restaurants (John's fault), where we eventually chowed down on some mysterious flavours. A meander back to the room saw us pick up some SIM cards and JJ being told to buy a new pair of glasses after insulting a street seller with some aggressive lowballing. Not sure what his problem was tbf, I only asked for an 87% discount (I reckon he'll still come round.)

And that's a wrap for day one. Stay tuned for tomorrow, where John gets abducted by aliens and Richard gets flashed by a nun. Night all!Leggi altro