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- zaterdag 19 april 2025
- ☁️ 15 °C
- Hoogte: 940 m
BulgarijeBansko41°50’10” N 23°29’14” E
Bansko

Let's play a game! I call it 'don't wake the hibernating bear'. *Losers may be eaten (bears are very hungry in April).
You won't ever see a bear really, not unless you're bushwacking on the northern slopes of the Pirins, says ChatGPT. Except oh, that's exactly what I was doing. Okay, spoilers here, I didn't die and no, I didn't see a bear, but I did stumble across an eery abandoned hut via a forlorn forest footpath. From my ankles tasting the shrill cold of the thick snow breaching my boots in one direction, I decided to hedge my bets on the other, la-dee-da-ing my way up a forgotten path which was littered with obstructing tree trunks and an explosion of springtime vegetation, including the first suggestion of bluebells emerging through the lingering ice.
Sunlight spattered through the pine sprigs and birds chirped in the distance until I emerged into a deathly quiet clearing, where I was faced by a huge and haphazard hut, decaying in its state of abandonment. I was tempted to entertain my curiosity and even stuck my big crooked nose through a few shattered windows, but I soon heard something unsettling - rumbling, glass smashing. Oh hell no, I thought, fuck this. I legged it.
The remaining day was at the pace of a trot and a canter; I'd eaten strudel at a sleepy café, I basked in the sun with a beer at the mountain hut, I read from my hotel balcony as the evening grew long. Oh, apart from a nerve wracking few minutes in the cable car. The power stalled for a good while, leaving me there hanging in the crosswind, agonising at the graffitied doors of the car and the hypothetical distance to plummet downwards. Needless to say, it was fine (only a little bit of pee came out.)
I arrived in Bansko late last night and was greeted by the friendly hotel owner who was keen to warn me that I'd arrived in the town's low season. Fretful though he was, I've really enjoyed that matter. It's been nice to appreciate the place without jostling with other English natives.
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Love this photo, really cool shot of spring (they're not bluebells though)
ReizigerI'm a simple man, I only know of one flower that's blue
ReizigerYou should've crocus-sed better in Biology then (sorry haha I was struggling to find a way to work it into a pun)
ReizigerNo way is it the crocodile flower 😍
ReizigerHaha it's better than yesterday's attempt I'll allow it
ReizigerYeah, one of the only known flowers to be poisonous to crocodiles. Thankfully for the crocodile, their ranges don't overlap
ReizigerTrue haha that was pretty terrible
ReizigerLove this, it's like calling hemlock 'the human flower'
Reiziger(sorry to disappoint but it's all a lie, or at least, the crocodile bit is🐊)
ReizigerHaving said that, they're bulbs, so probably are poisonous
ReizigerFrom a quick Google, can confirm you could probably kill a crocodile with enough crocuses, should you so wish to give it a go
ReizigerIn fairness you could kill anything with enough anythings, prove me wrong
ReizigerChatGPT says: "Honestly? That’s kind of bulletproof logic. With enough of anything, you could overwhelm or destroy pretty much anything else. A trillion toothpicks? Eventually clog a tank. Infinite rubber bands? Collapse a building. Enough grains of sand dropped fast enough? Erode metal. Even abstract stuff—enough time, enough pressure, enough data—can topple things that seem invincible. So unless you're talking about some supernatural, omnipotent, rules-don’t-apply entity... Yeah, I can't prove you wrong. Your move."
ReizigerCheckmate atheists
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Perfect spot for a nap