Trainspotting in Tokyo

It's busy but manageable...? Just follow the signs and resort to The Google if in doubt (it's a large place). First pic is totally not mine, just passed through it too quick to get to customer serviceLäs mer
It's busy but manageable...? Just follow the signs and resort to The Google if in doubt (it's a large place). First pic is totally not mine, just passed through it too quick to get to customer serviceLäs mer
I'm not sure if this is taking the piss or not, but you can eat the tail of Jasmine's pet tiger. As if it wasn't decedent enough to keep a large animal in captivity away from it's natural habitat,Läs mer
The Japanese have such a Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw way of approaching rules and risk management.
Observations:
Super rules based yes - if you don't tick the boxes enough on the set menu they will say so.Läs mer
This happens everywhere really, but the hotel you stay in changes the quality of the merchandise they are desperate for you to take.
Observations:
Disney hotels offer the best toiletries becauseLäs mer
The routine is for the cleaner and cast member to just start breakdancing to music that suddenly comes from nowhere. But this is Japan - the locals not only stop to politely form a circle to showLäs mer
Japanese really like cute. Including food.
Observations: Behind the disarming smiles... the food is frequently healthy and tasty. Or at least, it feels like they trend towards vegetarian when givenLäs mer
"Oh my gaaaawd the crowds are massive and we have to wait forever!" Just means you failed to use your time as a tourist effectively.
Tokyo DisneySea has a reputation for long lines but we neverLäs mer
The picture doesn't really do it justice but this is the coolest breakfast view ever. Particularly when the thing goes off.
Observations: Japan does an English Breakfast far better than the English.Läs mer
If you really want to have a Hyacinth moment then share a shuttle bus with the peasants. When you rock up to a fracking palace, everyone starts to reconsider their hotel choices.
And they haven'tLäs mer
First world fears is your data roaming doesn't work when you turn your phone back on at the airport. First world fears absolved.
Observations: always pick a comedy on the in flightLäs mer
ResenärAre you still in Disneyland?
ResenärLeft Disney, we are now in Tokyo.