Wet, Wet, Wet

Yum all gonna love this un.

WET 1
Well today weem moving agin, going due West to the furthest point of the holiday, un boy am I glad, them put sum miles on me clock, its about time we headed um.
I need me abloushions doin agin, and there's no bloody signs any where so weem on the hunt. We, finds the bog empty site so while he dos that she gus in search of dirty water emptying point, she finds that on the top of hill., so we treks up un gets the job done. Well it's tekin ages tu fill me water, slower than normal un hers getting hotter, her hair dripping so her decides to get a comb out of me bathroom tu comb her hair. Well I've never heard anything like it ' Martin, Martin' her shouts 'there's water everywhere ' . He turns up to see her with her hand in the bathroom basin tryin to open the plug un waters quenching round her feet as it cascades down the worktop, via the bathroom cupboards. By now the carpet completely soaked un its just started seeping into the main part of me living area. I know of bin on the road for a while, and I might need a bit of freshening up but there's no need to swamp me. There they am on the hands un knees, dodgy ones at that, tryin to mop it up with towels, up cums me carpets, dripping wet un they empty the cupboards of soaked stuff un dry um out. There is water everywhere. Simple explanation is we travel with plugs in to avoid niffy odours and the bathroom tap was slightly open. When the van is moving the pump is off, but when we stopped to fill up the water was cummin out as fast as goin in! Eventually we gets goin a un hour late.

WET 2
Tu get to the West coast we've gorra gu through a tunnel un boy its a big un to get us the other side of the mountain ⛰, well when we emerges through the other end its like someone turned the lights out. Big black clouds hanging over the tops of the hills the all of a sudden it starts tu rain, un I mean, pelt it down, torrential we all has to slow down cos I cor see where I'm goin, even the silly buggers burning up the outside lane. Then her looks up un the clouds are clearing un there's blue sky agin. He was gettin worried cos this wunt forecast. 10 minutes down the road, blue sky un not a drop of rain on the road. Now I'm not unny wet on the inside I'm wet on the outside.

WET 3
We finally gets to Rovinj un the campsite. Now this is gonna sting a bit cause its huge with loads of facilities they ent gonna use but its the unny one so its here or nowhere. We'll him being him he's got one of these ACSI card things or cheap deals at sites in off season unny problem is off-season end tomorra. One-night at €25 un the other ar €65, bit of a of a difference in it. It ud better be good, they can pick their own pitch un plumps for 241, bit sloping but that's what me blocks is fur. They get started on sorting out the flood. Me carpets am put outside to dry in the sun un he gets down on his hand and knees agin to see what damage ad bin done. Well l think we've got away with it, it seems dry so they puts everything back, as a drink, as yoy do, un they starts tu relax. After a while they gus un leaves me to soak up the sun while they explore the site, it's got it's own beach so he's changed into his trunks un thems going for a dip. She has a paddle un he as a swim, it's beautiful clear water un it ay too cold so that's good. They cun se the town them hoping tu visit tommora, by water taxi. Then they as a walk past the bar, cafe, restaurant and swimming pool before heading back for dinner un a drink, un it wasn't Water!!!もっと詳しく