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- Dag 1
- torsdag 4. september 2025 08:30
- ⛅ 15 °C
- Høyde: 52 ft
FrankrikeLe Crotoy50°12’56” N 1°37’39” E
Outward Bound
4. september, Frankrike ⋅ ⛅ 15 °C
Wotcher muckers, Bertie here long time no spake. Well theym off tu France to ave a meander down the Loire. They gets un early start off tu the tunnel. Good journey, no one gets in me way un I'm in good form so we arrive early un manage tu get on an earlier train Thought we'd left the rain behind us, how wrong can we be , after a while we hits a downpour un me lovely clean body work, he gave me a spring clean before we left, is now grimey un covered in mud splats..
He's decided to use the toll motorway un heads for La Croytoy, a nice little town on the estuary. Thems bin ere before, a couple of years ago, The aire is a big car park a short walk from the town, last time they was packed in like sardines, but today there's plenty of room un they even manage a spot on the outside for me on a bit of grass to rest me weary tyres, I've dun a few miles today u know.
After a cuppa, they walk into the town, very fish oriented in the restaurants un they even has two fishmongers. They wants tu see if they con find the little bolangerie where they bought some flan from last time. They finds it but no flan so they cums back with a couple of pie/cake things un a baguette tu go with the salad fu tea. Aye aye, another bolangerie so they gus in there un cums out wi a cake un a tart, so much for their diets then.
Weem all having an early night as I've got a big journey agin tumorra. Night night.Les mer
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- Dag 2
- fredag 5. september 2025 19:47
- ☀️ 19 °C
- Høyde: 246 ft
FrankrikeChambord47°37’8” N 1°30’43” E
Down to the Loire River
5. september, Frankrike ⋅ ☀️ 19 °C
Well we leave Le Crotoy fairly early for a 350 killi journey down to the Loire whereby all accounts the holiday begins. Just as we pull out from the aire they spots a market in the town....... bugger she says - they do love a French market, but too late he sez, they need to get me rubber on the road. He wizzes me down to Rouen but me fuel is really low and e ain't noticed. when he does it's a case of finding a station on the route around Rouen on the tablet thing he uses to direct me,and then it has a hissy fit and they miss a crucial turning to avoid goin over the Seine river. Well we sail on into the city and try to avoid the emission zone, find a diesel fill up, and the way out in the right direction! Well I braced meself for a right old ear bashing between em, but unbelievably all three things were OK and I survived.
Late afternoon we arrived at Meung sure Loire aire for the night and it's full. Bugger! Luckily, we find a space a few killes downstream at Beauancy aire, which was a relief I can tell ya. They ups and out for a leg stretch round the very nice small town, and a drink was had in the square as they do. Small Ipa for him, bit crap at 4.5 euros he reckons and an Apertol for her,nice. And there is a market on the Saturday morning, so all is well for today after all.Les mer

Love it Bertie and so pleased you got filled up and escaped the ear ole bashin! Looks really nice on the aire and as Mr Mc says definitely very low on the sh** ole scale 🤣🤣 great photos, weather and a market too, what more do you need (oh decent IPA!?) Hope Martin manages to find a decent pint at your next stop [Fi xx]
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- Dag 3
- lørdag 6. september 2025 12:00
- ⛅ 21 °C
- Høyde: 236 ft
FrankrikeVeuzain-sur-Loire47°29’20” N 1°11’20” E
Chambord Château
6. september, Frankrike ⋅ ⛅ 21 °C
Today weem off to look at the first of the Chateaus he's got planned, but first me ablushions need doing. Aire we stopped at last night says no services, so he plans to pop up to the next aire so I can have a dump. We'll we go down through the village and gridlock. Vans and people everywhere looks like a Sunday flea market. Well I ad to do a lot of shunting to extract me self and return to the road. So what to do, I'm desperate for relief. We goes back to last night aire as herself said she saw a bloke emptying in a shed, and yes there is a water and emptying point, thank gawd for that. OK so off to Chambord the daddy of chateau apparently.
Well we drives through the wooded parkland un park up on the 100 van aire where weem stopping the night, another car park, but there's plenty of room and not crowded. Aquick cuppa before they sets off. OMG it's a big un, as they leaves the car park they gets the first view of the chateau The château features 440 rooms, 282 fireplaces, and 84 staircases. One of the highlights is the spectacular spiral staircase in the centre of the chateau, with 274 steps, her knows as hers walkedup some of um, un down all of um . The two spirals ascend three floors without ever meeting,
There's not much decoration un furniture here but it's full of rooms un stais, here's glad here dow ave tu go up un dawn um all day. Theres un art display from someone they ay hurd of, un they ent impressed. Apparently the chateau was used during the war to hold works of art in the hopes it didn't get destroyed, one of um being The Mona Lisa.
They walked all around the outside of the upstairs un the view were great, everything as far as you cud see belongs to the chateau .
Lunch in the sunshine, a shared baguette un muffin and then it's a walk round the gardens, not many plants but lots of tress .
Back for tea before popping out tonight to see it all lit up.Les mer
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- Dag 3
- lørdag 6. september 2025 20:00
- ☀️ 23 °C
- Høyde: 233 ft
FrankrikeVeuzain-sur-Loire47°29’20” N 1°11’21” E
Chambord Chateau at night
6. september, Frankrike ⋅ ☀️ 23 °C
Her pop outside while cooking tea to get some pictures of the sunset un the chateau looks lovely in the fading sun, the after tea they gus for a walk to see the light show. The château is turned all colours, but what helps the super light show is the beautiful full moon popping up from behind the chateau.Les mer
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- Dag 4
- søndag 7. september 2025 12:03
- ☁️ 26 °C
- Høyde: 246 ft
FrankrikeVeuzain-sur-Loire47°29’14” N 1°11’21” E
Blois on the Loire
7. september, Frankrike ⋅ ☁️ 26 °C
Well, thought they would never wake up. 9.30 before they stirred. Eventually we got out the car park at Chambord, and headed off to Blois in the hope that it wud be quiet on a, Sunday fer a look round. Dream time again fer the yampy two. It's heaving and the bridge which we need to cross to get to the designated parking place he found is closed with a flea market. So a waltz around the town to another bridge an we are parked by a field with a camel, llamas, goats and all sorts. The circus is in town opposite. Off they trundle leavin me to eye up the livestock. Nice place Blois, the flea market is OK as well an he manages to buy a couple of glasses for his rum addiction. Nice lunch with galletes and Brittany cidre for him and they managed to climb up the steps to the cathedral after that. Back home to me waiting and a few killies down the Loire to our overnight stop at Chamoint Sue Loire.Les mer
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- Dag 5
- mandag 8. september 2025 11:00
- ☁️ 18 °C
- Høyde: 207 ft
FrankrikeBléré47°19’41” N 0°59’30” E
Château de Chenonceau
8. september, Frankrike ⋅ ☁️ 18 °C
Well, tuday weem doing chateau number 2, well they wud be if they cud get me ablutions done, some blokes bin parked on the dump site fur ages, at least 20 mins. He gets fed up un wanders uver , pretending tu check out the water, not really, he's tu try un chivvy um up a bit. Women sitting in van ses summut about waiting fu the driver, he's unny gon tu the privy fu a turn out un weem sat ere waiting like a stuffed lemon. Anyroads he's ad enuff un reverses over tu try un at least fill up wi water, un low un behold blokes comes out of privy apologising . What do men find tu do fu so long?
At last wim on the road to Château de Chenonceau, this one's a floating one, or at least that's what it looks like. Built onto a bridge spaning the Cher, no, not the singer, the river.
Built in the 16th century, it's surrounded by 4 beautiful gardens un lovely decorated rooms. It even has its own apothecary, alright fur when the missus as un ead ache.
After spending a few hours looking round, they finally return tu me, parked up on an aire at the side of the railway, and we're on the road again. A bit of shopping in the Aldi on the way tu Bere und another camping car site in the town, ready for tommorus market. BBQ tonight, fust one.Les mer
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- Dag 6
- tirsdag 9. september 2025 11:30
- ☁️ 18 °C
- Høyde: 89 ft
FrankrikeVillandry47°20’24” N 0°30’25” E
Villandry Château
9. september, Frankrike ⋅ ☁️ 18 °C
Thems off up the town in search of the market, they walks by the river tu get to it, very pretty. It's not a big place, Blere, but it ay till the last turn of the road that they find it, all half a dozen stalls, not much of interest for um but as per they find a bolangerie for a tart un sum bread.
We're off tu Villandry un thems oping to get on the camping car site just up the road from the château. It's not a long journey un there's plenty of pitches to choose from . After a bite of lunch, they lock me up un head off to the château, this one's supposed to have a nice garden, un they like a garden tu wander round. Here's the boring bit fur yu.
'Set in 15 hectares, 7 of which are gardens, there been a fortress here since the 12th century . In the 19th century the chateau was owned by Jerome Bonaparte, brother of Napoleon. In 1906, two scientists, Joachim Carvallo and his wife Ann Coleman owned the château, after restoration of the inside they turned their attention to redesigning the gardens in the style of the 16th century, their great-grandson is now in charge of running the estate. '
Well them well pleased with this un, not only well decorated but the gardens u summat else, very formal but stunning. There's the Ornamental Garden, the Forest, The Greenhouse, the Water Garden, The Sun Garden, The Maze, The Herb Garden un The Ornamental Kitchen Garden, ruddy el, more gardens then u con shed a stick at. It med er laf when her heard a yank ses 'Have you smelt the Lavender Garden, it stinks, but in a good way'. Unny a yank cud say that.
They went for a walk thru the village on the way back, thought they might get a drink but couldn't find anywhere so after investigating the pizza vending machine on the roundabout and deciding it didn't sound invitingm thems back fur a sit in the last bit of sun weem expecting for a couple of days, rains forecast so I might get a bit of a wash.Les mer
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- Dag 7
- onsdag 10. september 2025 12:00
- ☁️ 19 °C
- Høyde: 161 ft
FrankrikeChinon47°9’55” N 0°14’42” E
Chinon
10. september, Frankrike ⋅ ☁️ 19 °C
Weem moving on agin today tu Chinon, a medieval town on the banks of the Vienne river. Apparently, it's where Joan of Arc met Charles VII in 1429 un theres a big statue of er in the town. Theres another château here, but they wow be goin to it as it's up steep hill overlooking the town. It's lit up at night, so that might be nice.
Another camping car site, glorified car park, but them okay when yu unny stopping the night, un anyway they'll be no sitting outside tuday, it's raining.
They set up un as lunch before walking into the town, armed wif brollies un pac a macs.
They walk uvver the bridge un get a great view of the chateau up on the hill. The towns full of narrow streets un beamed houses of various colours. They finds the statue of Joan un it's a big un, un they also sees a black London cab un a red telephone box, them a long way from um.
Back um for the night, hers hoping tu get a picky of the Chateaux lit up so while he's washing up she walks up the road to find a good spot, well that day work, no street lights, no pavement un ers shi....g herself as her dow like the dark. No spot for a picky anywhere on the site so her cums back defeated unny to turn round in me doorway to get a great view, typical.Les mer

More great photos......love the narrow streets and wisteria everywhere, bet its bostin in the spring! Shame yo ad wet stuff, but free wash for you Bertie and laid the dust! Glad to ere Joan is going on ok and that them two are still alive and ay killed each other! Well done Bertie, you're giving em some wonderful memories [Fi xx]
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- Dag 8
- torsdag 11. september 2025 10:00
- ☁️ 16 °C
- Høyde: 115 ft
FrankrikeMontsoreau47°12’60” N 0°3’25” E
Montsoreau
11. september, Frankrike ⋅ ☁️ 16 °C
We're travelling on tu Saumur today, our last day travelling down The Loire. Thems, well hims, read about some nice picturesque villages along the way, apparently, 'must see, chocolate box places', so them gunna give um a go on the way. One of um, Candes St Martin, you can't drive thru so them relying on sat nave tu get um there, oh oh, well tu say the road was narra was an exaggeration, it were dam me near enuff a cart track, still it got em tu the recommended car park just outside the village .
The village is on the river Vendee, nice setting but what all the fuss is about they cor see, it's an OK village but thems sin better. They walked tu the edge of Candes Saint Martin but decided not tu go any further, save the walking till later. Back along the river un onwards to Saumur .Les mer
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- Dag 8
- torsdag 11. september 2025 20:01
- ☀️ 18 °C
- Høyde: 98 ft
FrankrikeSaumur47°15’37” N 0°3’54” W
Sampling the delights of Saumur.
11. september, Frankrike ⋅ ☀️ 18 °C
Another camping car site, but at least this un as some grass fur um to sit on in the deckchairs, shame it's rainy un cooler tuday.
The plan is tu ave a restful afternoon reading, in her case, planning next stage of trip in his case, then thems goin intu town for a wander un summut tu eat, good luck with that. He ses he ay aving a pizza it's gunna be a 'Plat du Jour'. Ha ha.
It's a big town un it's quite commercial as well as touristy, but as per usual there got the timing wrong, it's rush hour or at least it would be if the little tourist train addn't broke down on the bridge causing a right old traffic jam, no ones goin anywhere.
Most of the restaurants ay open yet so they meks the way tu the old quarter where they find a bar un there they sits people watching, her favourite hobby., until the restaurants start opening. They pokes them heads in the church, as yu does, un starts the hunt fu tay.
Fish, cunnard of duck, fish, more fish, Thai, this ay looking good un tu mek it worse no pizza either. They wanders back tu the bridge un out come Chat GPT, his new best friend, it ses there an Italian right were them standing, eye, eye, there is. Looks okay, no pizzas though, but it's ere or nowhere. They decides to eat inside, there's a nip in the air tonight. He plumps for Pork wi Apricot un Almonds un Tagliatelle, un hers an unadventurous Hamburger , it's alright though un suitably stuffed, they cum back um, taking in the sunset over the brigde. Thems gunna av another try at watching Yellowstone, still don't know about that one yet.Les mer

Totally agree with Jen.....a burger in an Italian.....what were you thinking Deb!! Sounds a really fishy place so me and Marky would av been OK! The pork and apricots sounds nice though. Love Chat GPT, it's getting to be my bestie too! [Fi xx]
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- Dag 9
- fredag 12. september 2025 12:34
- ☁️ 20 °C
- Høyde: 30 ft
FrankrikeLa Rochelle46°9’38” N 1°11’7” W
Bye bye Loire, Hello coastline
12. september, Frankrike ⋅ ☁️ 20 °C
Well tuday were saying tarra a bit tu The Loire until we cross it agin on our way um. Weem off tu the coast tuday, about 180 killies tu do so I needs some juice afore we go too far. No motorways, so I cor ave a burn, christ there's a lot of roundabouts on this road. Lots of open fields tu look at but hers upset as them too late tu see the fields of sunflowers in full bloom, them all yead apart from the odd few.
We're stopping at the Aire de camping at Port Neuf in La Rochelle, blimey this is a big site about 170 pitches, they cor get one wi electric but them on un it's filling up fast. I've got lots of French totty to look at so om OK.
After a cuppa un a chat with anuther Brit couple they as a walk down tu the prom, it's a shame er cor get er leg ovver a bike as it ud be a great ride into the town. They watches the sailing club go out fu a sail, un a couple of windsurfers tek off tu sea, its nice un breezy here.
Back before it rains, eye eye the sign ses the sites full.Les mer
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- Dag 10
- lørdag 13. september 2025 01:00
- ☁️ 17 °C
- Høyde: 36 ft
FrankrikeLa Rochelle46°9’38” N 1°11’8” W
La Rochelle
13. september, Frankrike ⋅ ☁️ 17 °C
Well, the weather's changes, it's wet on me bonce un it's cooler tuday. Theres a few motorhomes off this morning, so them discussing whether to try un find me a pitch wi electric before they gus out, and yep it's a goer ,weem on the move, just round the corner but I'm plugged in.:
Off they gus tu catch the bus into La Rochelle, good start it's on time, they asks the driver for the stop, as you do, un gets answered in a Scottish accent, not what they were expecting .
La Rochelle is heaving, very busy place. No sea front as such, but lots of harbours and marina's. At the opening of the marina, 2 huge towers stand on either side. The harbour side is full of restaurants and bars, you certainly won't go hungry or thirsty here, speaking of which it's time for a drink un snack at The Jolly Sailor . A walk around the town down the tiny streets, there is one they ay goin down tho. Then an ice cream afor heading back tu the bus, they do want tu miss it. They've enjoyed it but there still more tu see so thems decided were stopping another day un them coming back tumorra, if they con find which bus is running on a Sunday.Les mer

Glad you got plugged in! Sounds a huge site, but must be nice if you're staying another night. La Rochelle sounds busy, but interesting place to mooch round.......how in earth did a Scotsman end up there!! Like the look of Edwards icecream, I'd have done damage to a tub of that! [Fi xx]
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- Dag 11
- søndag 14. september 2025 12:27
- 🌧 20 °C
- Høyde: 30 ft
FrankrikeLa Rochelle46°9’38” N 1°11’10” W
Lunch in La Rochelle
14. september, Frankrike ⋅ 🌧 20 °C
Oh my gawd, what a night, it's peed it down most of the night, that un the wind un the noisy neighbours being loud till the early hours, e reckons them bin on the pop.
Thems worked out the bus, it's the D1, D standing for Dimanche (Sunday) so a bit later on them goin back to La Rochelle un they're gunna treat themselves tu lunch.
It's brollies un pack a macs on un off tu the bus, it's still drizzling but them goin for it.
Well, what a difference 24hrs meks, the place is practically deserted, it could be the weather, but it could be the fact there's no shops open. The French keep Sunday like we used to in UK.
They walked round the other side of the harbour, only to find even more boats, all shapes un sizes.
The restaurants are open but there's not many sitting outside unless them well under cover. Now cums the big task of finding summut to eat. They wants a Plat du Jour, but er dow like fish un neither of um like mussels so that narrows down the picking a bit. They finally find somewhere they can agree on. Out cums the phone sos they con translate the menu. He starts with Goats cheese tart, well tart anyway they wunt much cheese in it, her tried summut new Salmon Gravlax, it was okay but not quite as good as smoked salmon. Next, he has Fish n Chips, un her as another Burger. Pudding, well you ave to don't you , he has French Toast un her as Panna cotta, very nice it was too.
Thems got about un hour for the bus, so a quick walk round the ramparts to look at the third of the towers protecting the town.
The weather ay no better, but the forecast fu tumorra looks better, let's hope so, me tyres are startin to look like wrinkled prunes.Les mer

Sunday buses, Sunday lunch and sundae panacotta what more could you want.......a burger!! It dies all look nice food though, so a good find. I think La Rochelle needs to go on my "to see" list. Shame neighbours kept you up, but hope your tyres aren't too wrinkly Bertie when you move off......perhaps you need a bit of wrinkle cream 🤣👍❤️ [Fi xx]
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- mandag 15. september 2025 13:00
- 🌬 19 °C
- Høyde: 16 ft
FrankrikeLes Portes-en-Ré46°14’54” N 1°29’31” W
Ile de Re
15. september, Frankrike ⋅ 🌬 19 °C
We're on the move agin today, weather's a bit better un according tu er apparently, it's gunna be ok fu the next few days, yippee.
Weem going tu the Ile de Re, un island just off the coast of La Rochelle. We've got tu gu ovva a big toll bridge tu get there..
The bridge is 2,926 mts long un 42, mts high, it reminds er of when the drove down to Key West in the States. The island is unny 19 miles long un 3 miles wide so them goin tu the furthest point u then mekking the way back. The fields are full of grape vines, as far as the eye can see.
On route they stop off at the Phare des Baleines, lighthouse tu you un me, the as a leg stretch un nearly get blown away. Theres gift shops fur er tu look at, un them full of Salt un Soap med from donkey milk, urgh. Who knew yu cud milk a donkey!
All the packaging ad got donkeys on, yud be alright ere Jen. They dow know why, so er asks er mate Chat GPT. Apparently, the 'Anes en culotte' or Donkeys in Trousers were used for agricultural work un fetch un movin salt from the marshes. Because of the salt marshes, there are lots of insects un mosquitoes and tu protect the donkeys legs from gettin bit the locals invented trousers for um to wear . After a while, it became a mascot fu the island.
After the lighthouse Weem on our way tu tonight stop at Le Portes-en-Re on a proper camp site.
After a cuppa, they gus fur a walk down tu the sea un around the little village. On this island, they as a rule, only 1 or 2 storey buildings painted white, un the shutters as tu painted either blue or green .Theres not much open, so there's no chance of a drink.Les mer

That bridge does look like the one through the keys! Improving weather too, a bonus. Don't fancy donkey milk trousers though, but if they keep mossies away theyve got to be a winner! I love the little green shutters on the houses....really quaint. [Fi xx]
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- Dag 13
- tirsdag 16. september 2025 11:06
- ☁️ 18 °C
- Høyde: 30 ft
FrankrikeLe Bois-Plage-en-Ré46°10’37” N 1°23’13” W
Ars-en-Re
16. september, Frankrike ⋅ ☁️ 18 °C
Morning, well the weather's okay agin tuday. Weem moving agin, but on the way thems stopping tu a a look at Ars-en-Re, them unny goin there cus e likes saying Arse.
They parks me up in a field, a field, I asks yu, but I ay the unny one, un sum of these look like them bin ere all night.
Another little town with narra streets un shuttered house', un a very striking church with a decoratvely painted steeple. They gus inside fur a look, as yu does, very nice with a huge tapestry depicting the island, the needlework is fabulous.
This town as also got a market un they love a market so offs they gu tu find it. Well it's all round the back o beyond, but when the gets there, it's quite big. Lovely produce all displayed nice. Round the corner is a lovely little harbour un some nice lookin eateries but them got tu get on so they con park me up in the Aire at Le Bois-plage-en-Re
It's a big aire un there ent too many spaces left, but we found a nice one, next to a little VW., she'll keep me compny, but fust he gis me windshield a wash, it's covered in seagull shite. I'm cosyin up the the VW, she's unny about 3ft away from me sides, while they bugger off tu check out the beach, it's unny about 500 yards up the road.
My God it's huge, it gus for miles, beautiful fine white sand, wi the sea not too for out, a few pebbles but it's okay. Her decides to gu fu a paddle, well you can't not. It's cool but okay, so it's stroll up the beach before tea, them ent are racking up the steps this holiday.
Now sum of the parking on theses aires is a bit iffy, but when they gets back from the beach her notices the wust parkin hers sin so far, he might be got it in behind the tree, but I dow know how he's gunna got it out.
Her ay sin too many sunsets this holiday but er looks out the winda un the sky's gone a lovely colour so off she pops down the beach for a picky. Her missed the sunset but the pics are rather nice un the beach was packed wi people ticking photos. Let's see what tommora brings.Les mer

This is just my cuppa tay.........hours of work to produce this, I would have spent an age here. The colours are amazing considering it's out on display.....long and short stitch at its best 👌 [Fi xx]
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- onsdag 17. september 2025 11:38
- ☀️ 19 °C
- Høyde: 43 ft
FrankrikeSaint-Martin-de-Ré46°12’2” N 1°22’19” W
Saint-Martin-de-Re
17. september, Frankrike ⋅ ☀️ 19 °C
We're on the move agin, un this time it's to a proper campsite, e checked last night un there were unny 1 pitch left so he thought 'bugger it I'm booking it', not a bad price either.
We're gonna goo straight to the site cos we cun get in at 12, then the plan is tu gu inta town in the afternoon un have a meal. Ha Ha, best laid plans.
We get tu the site un it's the furthest pitch from the entrance, but it's next tu a nice old English couple, so they as a chat. I con call u old cos e was 85 un er was 83, but they day look it.
Well, them left me in peace on me nice big pitch surrounded by hedges un off they pops. It's not a long walk cos weem right in the town. Lots more shuttered houses, her's just realised hardly any un these houses as gardens, where'd you do yu barby.
They gets down tu the centre ville, un wow, it's beautiful. This town is surrounded by walls, un it as an harbour but in the harbour is an island full of shops un restaurants. Yu con get onto the island by a stone bridge on one side un a swing bridge on tuther side. It's a bikers heaven, un there's loads of um locked up tu just about every bollard u cun find.
The harbours full of boats, all shapes un sizes un the towns heaving with people, but they con see why.
Well, fust stop, yes you guessed it a drink, well it is 1 o'clock un hers gotta tek er pills, good excuse. After, they walks along the right-hand side of the harbour un out towards a lovely beach, passing sum donkeys on the way, but not in trousers.
Then back tu the centre via the light house, un a gallery selling strange statues, like the one dotted around town. Then over the bridge, but there's not much open here., but a lovely church. They've bin on the lookout fu sumwhere tu eat, but yes, you guessed it thems got the timing wrong agin. They've shut after lunch, un dow open till 7.pm it's unny half four, so they as a drink, a bloody expensive one, people watch for a while, un as a think.
As usual there's a lot of fish on the menu, but he'd promised er a pizza, well they ad found a couple of places, shut of course, un they both thought they were pricy so, they as an ice cream while they walks round the lefthand side of harbour un then they gus to the supermarket un buys 2 pizza for tea, cheating but a dam site cheaper, un they were both happy..
One of these days they'll gets this eating out in Feance cracked, but not tuday, but they as both decided this is the best place theys visited this holiday ❤️Les mer
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- Dag 15
- torsdag 18. september 2025 12:53
- ☀️ 21 °C
- Høyde: 30 ft
FrankrikeRivedoux-Plage46°9’35” N 1°16’1” W
La Flotte
18. september, Frankrike ⋅ ☀️ 21 °C
Weem moving on agin tuday, cor blimey what I'd do fur a rest. Not far, weem unny goin tu La Flotte, via the Intermache for a stock up.
We park up on a car park just outside the town, he's read about it on one of the camping sites, half of the spaces ave bin took up by the wagons used by the men widening the road un we get the last spot.
Off they gus un leaves me under a pine tree waiting for the cones tu drop on me bonce, hers already picked up 3 or 4, God knows what for..
La Flotte is a bit like Saint- Martin-de-Re unny not as big, un not as busy. It's got a central harbour surrounded by shops, bars un restaurants. The idea is to have lunch, un sos not to miss out, they decide tu find somewhere first. They find a restaurant un asks the waitress for a table, apparently them just in time, she's just putting the closed sign out. It's a busy little place, galletts, creps un the usual mussles.
After a quick deco of the menu, they decide on galletts. Her orders one with mushrooms un bacon, un e wants one with a sausage, plus two bottles of Cadette IPA. Well, the good thing about gallettres, they dow tek long tu cook, un the arrive quite quick. Well, the waitress who took the order spoke good English, but the one who brought the food day. They worked out she said foristaire, which er recognised as hers, wi mushroom, she then mumbled summut in French, they both said sausage, as yu does, un her looked blank un put the plate in front of him. Well, tu say he wore expecting that in un understatement. A gallette, potatoes, lettuce, un some of that raw ham, not a sausage in sight. They both look at each other un laffs, then he said e day think it was right, but he'd eat it. Thems tucking in when original waitress cums up, looks at his plate, looks at her un starts apologising, she said she'd orderd the wrong meal, he said he'd eat it but she said no, her ud get him a new plate. Which she ,did un was an happy bunny, he dow like that raw ham.
After lunch they as a walk round the town with an ice cream, un er buys erself a souvenir salt celler before heading back tu me .
We am moving down tu the end of the island near the bridge to a camping car site at Riverdoux-Plage, it's right by the sea un very poplar, so ers hoping we con get on otherwise it's a rethink. Well would you believe it they as the last spot. Packed in like sardines agin, but it's unny fu the night, un we can see the sea from the winda, unny just.
They gus fur a walk tu the beach, bit scrubby un tides out, so the cross the road un walk a couple of hundred yards un their on the beach on the other side of the island, better beach this side un of course her decides to have another paddle. That's okay but om gunna get sand all uver me floors now. Honestly, they dow care, you know.Les mer
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- Dag 16
- fredag 19. september 2025 12:42
- ☀️ 24 °C
- Høyde: 144 ft
FrankrikeCoëx46°40’34” N 1°46’4” W
Transit day
19. september, Frankrike ⋅ ☀️ 24 °C
We're off agin tuday, moving inland and north a bit. They must ave red me mind yesterday as they've promised me a rest day. The weather's looking good, so he's splashing out un booking a real site, with a comfort pitch. That means yu own tap un drain, un were stopping 2 nights, yippee.
Good journey as we're doing quite a few killies tuday, un when we get there, it's huge site with lovely big grass, yes grass pitches. A quick tour round the site, shop, bistro cafe un swimming pool. Then it's kettle on un chairs out, sitting in the sun.
He decides his going for a swim, hers decided she's staying ere, last time she went with him she ended up on hers hands un knees on the floor, resulting in 2 carpel tunnel operations un a new knee, un do yu know the spookies thing it exactly 2 years ago tuday .
It's Friday, so guess what it's curry for tea. They know how tu liveLes mer
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- lørdag 20. september 2025 12:55
- 🌬 24 °C
- Høyde: 30 ft
FrankrikeCabourg49°16’49” N 0°8’7” W
Rest Day
20. september, Frankrike ⋅ 🌬 24 °C
Well, best laid plans un all that. .
When his lordship finally woke up at 10.00, yes, that's right, they were a bit disappointed with the weather. When they decided tu come ere un stay 2 nights the weather said it were goin tu be sunny un warm, not wet un cool.
Them are aving a lazy day, resting up for the journey tommora, un I'm glad o the rest un all. They sat un read till middle of the afternoon until they decided tu go for a walk to the Lac du Jaunay. The original idea was tu gu for lunch, but o course due tu waking late e day want lunch.
It was a good walk, but the lake was a bit disappointing, could ave bin due tu the weather or the lack of people, but summut was missing. In the end they did have a bite, er had a gallette un e had a crepes, with a small beer of course.
BBQ fu tea, so yes you guessed it, it's pis...g down, thank God for the canopy. Although it's rainy un black as yu hat looking out the front of the van, there's a quite nice sunset uvver the back of the van turning the sky a glorious pink.
Let's hope it's better weather fu travelling tumorra .Les mer
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- Dag 18
- søndag 21. september 2025 10:00
- ⛅ 13 °C
- Høyde: 180 ft
FrankrikeSaint-Hymer49°16’3” N 0°10’12” E
Carrefour to the rescue
21. september, Frankrike ⋅ ⛅ 13 °C
Well, tuday weem starting the homeward journey, we've got 2 days tu get to Calais for the train home.
We're gunna be doin about 400 killies tuday, most of it on motorways, un as it's Sunday there'll be no big lorries as they ay allowed to drive. He's just noticed me mileometer has just clicked over the 24,000 miles, er thinks e meant on this trip, silly sod.
He's trying tu talk er into having a gu at driving, her ay sure, but her said OK. They change uvva at the services un off she goes, holding on tu me steering wheel for grim death until er starts tu relax. Then he starts telling er how tu use me cruise control, un weem away, 100 killies an hour, then the skies turn black un it throws it down. Why does it alus rain when er drives.
He's checking for a stopover before Caen, but she says she's alright driving, so weem going on a bit, might as well while it's quiet un it'll save doing it in the morning traffic.
He's found a nice little aire in Cabourg, where they con stretch their legs with a walk along the estuary. It's her fust time driving thru towns u hers doin okay till they gets tu the traffic lights where er gotta turn left down a small road tu the aire. Lights turn green un her crosses the carriageway fine, gets 10 yards down the lane and there's a sign un barrier says 'route barree' - road closed. Uh oh, luckily there's a small road behind her un an entry just in front, out he gets un directs er back un forward till the can move off, unny problem is them further forward than the traffic lights, she cautiously pulls forward just as another car turns into the road, e day know it was closed either, no signs. He reverses un pulls off, they look, both sides un the road is clear, so off she goes, following the deviation signs.
Okay, so far, until they get tu the Aire. 'Computer say no', the aire's full, so another 3 point turn while e looks fo somewhere else. Carrefour to the rescue, according to hes site app, un the Brit who's just pulled up alongside, there's 50 pitches available on their carpark, free of charge. It's a no-brainer, so off she sets. Sure enough, huge carpark un about 15 other motorhomes, pitched up around the edge. Into reverse un parks up in a bay.
Rain, deviation, 2 x 3 point turns, narrow roads un reverseing, not bad for a beginner, even he says so. No leg stretch as it's starting to look a bit dark, so it's time for a drink instead.Les mer
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- mandag 22. september 2025 01:30
- 🌙 5 °C
- Høyde: 154 ft
EnglandWarwick52°15’0” N 1°34’17” W
Calais
22. september, England ⋅ 🌙 5 °C
After a good night's sleep, un a trip over the carpark tu Carrefour for some bread un summut for tea, we gets on the road.
We're heading for Calais to park up for the night before our early train.
Thev neva bin tu Calais itself, un as there's a new big Camping Car site opened he's decided tu give it a go. Hopefully, gettin there mid afternoon so they con ave a leg stretch along the prom and a walk into the town . He's decided tu gu fu it un use the toll motorway, e regrets it later as the euros start racking up.
It's a good journey, more traffic today, but it's OK. Then they scare the sh, sorry life, out of me by goin uvva the Pont du Normandie, the huge bridge near Honfleur, closely followed by anuther one.
Well, the new site is great, 8 killies from the tunnel, 102 pitches all with electric, un good size, no sardines this time.
The weather has took a bit of a turn, it's cold, very windy un we've had rain, but them up fu a walk so off they gus. A short walk to the huge prom, but my God, it's blowing a hoolie, how they manage to keep upright, I don't know. The beach is lovely, a long expanse of fine sand, blown into drfts, un the sea is within easy reach. Lots of beach huts and the prom is full of free activities for kids, skate parks, climbing frames, un swings, etc. Theres even wooden sunloungers, un lots of seats on the prom.
They watches an Irish ferry depart, both thankful they ay on it.
The town itself is......a bit of a shithole with a rating of about 5, but it is a Monday in late September, un it's 4.30, un there's not much open, so back they cum.
It's a rough night with torrential rain, waking er up. She thought she cud hear it dripping on the inside but after her wakes him up un they as a look they cor see owt, her says well it's nearly time tu get up, then checked her watch un it's only half three. Let's hope they can get back tu sleep.Les mer

That's some bridge Bertie, well done for nerves, bet Deb loved ot🤣!! Shame you didn't have time to go to Honfleur instead of Calais........much less of a sh**hole.... remember Deb? Hope you got back to sleep for journey um and good luck to Bertie for the homeward jaunt up the Ms......23, 25, 40, 42 and possibly 5. Safe travels to all ❤️ [Fi xx]








































































































































































































































































































































































































Sounds like a good start zx u love the double bakery trip x has weather picked up x [Jen]
Hi Bertie, sorry I didn't comment sooner. Your tyres tender, as are my fingers.....pinning and helping to sew the first 700 poppies on fabric drape for remembrance day!!! Great photos, I will catch up on your adventures today. Sorry to hear you got mud splats, but looks like sunshine has come out just for you and your 2 travelling companions! [Fi xx]