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- Feb 3, 2024
- ☀️ 28 °C
- Altitude: 6 m
VietnamCantonese Assembly Hall15°52’35” N 108°19’35” E
Day 7 - Hoi An

After a pretty hectic first 6 days, and the hangover from HELL after Lan Ha Bay, Hoi An was EXACTLY what I needed. We stayed 3km away from the town in a gorgeous guest house called Nghe Garden resort. The hotel overlooked a beautiful rice field, the decor was gorgeous colonial vibes with beautiful tiled floors and rattan furniture and the staff couldn't do enough for us (and it only cost £40 per night!!!)
We enjoyed a lie in and a lovely breakfast outside feeling very chilled and Zen. After catching our breath for a minute we were straight out to Hoi An old town to explore and enquire about getting suits made. Although it was slightly Chaotic, the tailor was a little insane and obviously Craig hated every minute of it, we were happy with the price and excited to see our creations unfold.
Having underestimated the time it would take to get measured up etc, we rushed to our next activity, a bike tour around the rural islands surrounding Hoi An. Our tour guide was Lola and she was hilarious. The first stop was a traditional Vietnamese house, where we learned that the middle third of the house was entirely for the first 5 generations of ancestors and not used at all by the living family and thay King Cobras venom was great for Viagra. We also watched an old couple weave a traditional sleeping mat, which takes 4 hours and makes them £1 profit per mat! And that's why Lola works in tourism!
The next stop was a rice wine distillery where as well as tasting 60% proof, we learned about the process from start to finish. From cooking the rice, to fermenting, to the pigs who eat the waste and provide methane gas for cooking! There were lots of fruit infused rice wines which were slightly easier on the oesophagus than the 60% one.
Following this was lots of cycling, rice fields and my highlight - Craig clambering into a traditional coconut boat and actually being pretty good at sailing it. What a tour, Lola was brilliant and it was great to learn more about traditional Vietnamese life in Hoi An.
I hadn't eaten since breakfast and the tour finished at 6 so I was ravenous and we went straight for an incredible Indian dinner (I know.. Indian in Vietnam but it was recommended to us by a couple on the Ha Long boat cruise). The night was spent watching the spurs match, although we met a great guy from Paraguay and had a few too many shots in the three dragon sports bar. But a great day and night nonetheless!Read more